#dilf and pilf

[dyllpyckles]

lass frooby noo 🤪

[emahriel]

i have a condition and it cannot be cured unless you guys give wrinkles to your ocs!!! this is a cry for help, i need to see wrinkled ocs in order to live!!!

[heromaker-if]

wizard men being absolutely madmen that possibly committed war crimes and are always one event from fully going batshit crazy

that's it. that's the post.

[fox-guardian]

What do you think Tim and Danny's parents would be like?

Tim gets his sense of humor from his dad and his bisexuality from his mom.

Danny gets his smile from his dad and his love of bugs from his mom.

They're very nice and loving parents, very supportive of their eldest son's queerness and very supportive of their youngest son's eccentricities (so long as he's not getting hurt). Mr. Stoker is shorter and def has a mustache and Mrs. Stoker is taller and dresses like a more chill Ms. Frizzle (ladybug themed). And, of course, they love each other so fucking much. The Stokers are a happy family. There is also Tintin the secret third Stoker brother (dog) but he's not relevant to this ask so yeah

[thrill-seeker-vn]

I have a suspicion that N or Oli might be into PILFS. Idk why 😭😭

Oli not so much, but N for sure.

[6okuto]

Hi dear I have and idea for touch starved ais and vere.

WHAT IF- what if the reader (MC) is like a single parent?????

Mc's like a mild or dilf or something like that?!

AIS AND VERE WITH A SINGLE PARENT

gn!mc | meow. this (doing old reqs) is my parting gift(?)..

VERE

his ear flicks up when mc mentions their kid for the first time. where are they? why are you here? who's the other parent?

not a guy who spends time around kids. probably not a guy who should spend time around kids /hj what swear words and scary stories will he share...

^ tbf he also gives some solid life advice, even if it's a bit blunt, or something the kid doesn't understand just yet

if mc's kid is witty / snarky he finds them amusing (especially if it's at mc) and easier to be around! whether that's good for mc or not is not up to mc Lmao

it varies depending on mc's relationship with their kid but if mc's kid is grown up, vere is more of his usual self. swearing, analyzing them, taunting them, etc.

vere never thought of himself as a possible father-figure. or even like, a fun uncle. but he likes mc, and despite his complaints or denial, has grown a little fond of their child.

^ possible angst if vere's like, do you really want to be with me? am i the role model you want them to have in their life? i'm chained up for god's sake etc

gets soft/quiet when mc talks to him about their kid. he sees the fondness in their expression, and even if he can't really relate, he can still sympathize

would make a couple pilf...? jokes. sorry. it isn't necessary though. he does enough flirting and innuendos that the pilf(?) thing doesn't come up that often

brings up their kid when mc is about to do something dangerous or stupid, when they succeed at said dangerous or stupid thing, or when their kid also tries doing something dangerous and or stupid. "well it's no surprise who you got your confidence from."

vere questioning mc's parenting tactics LOL. mc is like And what do you know about parenting and vere's like. enough to judge yours. they find common ground eventually

AIS

really doubles down on his warnings about the seaspring when he finds out they're a parent. he doesn't have to know how old, what their relationship is like, etc—he's already asking how much they're willing to risk and telling them to think about their kid

otherwise he doesn't really treat mc differently—they're a grown and capable adult, and being a parent doesn't change or weaken that

ais would pick his pets over hanging out with a kid, but he doesn't give himself enough credit with how well he can get along with one

if mc's kid is old enough that he can play pranks on mc with them. well. he will. mc looks at the both of them and they both shrug like What? it wasn't us? (the kid is grinning and giggling but ais keeps it together for the both of them.)

if there's an opportunity to introduce them to princess / whoever else, he will! like look at this sweet girl, you don't have to be scared. you wanna try getting her to sit and roll around?

babysits if needed, takes them out for the day (if only to keep them away from the seaspring). they get some food and he comes up with exaggerated stories for each shop the kid points out

mc's kid who's old enough for ais to teach them some self defense after they walk in on him taking care of injuries from a bar fight. mc who walks in on them and goes ?!?!?!

mc vents about their parenting troubles, and ais isn't sure if his leadership advice/experience is totally applicable to taking care of a child, but surely some of it is? he tries to help anyway

i can see their kid opening up to ais about things that worry them tbh. he's got that vibe. depending on what it is, ais might suggest to mc something they should do, or try to help himself

similar to vere, he likes mc and their child but he wants them to think about what's best for them—if that includes him in the picture. like yes he'll do his best, but he can't blame them if things don't work out. honestly he might try to cut things off firstdjdjshd

[rowanthestrange]

Fifteen finding out Ruby’s his daughter and before there’s enough time to process, immediately having the Master show up in big bang fashion with a musical number to Backstreet’s Back (‘ha, the Toymaker couldn’t do the splits could he, fucking casual’), ending with pulling the rope that releases the confetti, balloons, and an a frankly impressively well produced “Welcome Home Cheater” banner that hangs for a moment, before a sub banner rolls out below it that is literally just a bedsheet with the hastily painted words

Congratulations On Becoming A MILF/DILF

Ruby does clap cus at this point it’s a reflex action after seeing a performance, which does seem to defuse the Master a bit. Still breathing heavily, he gestures back at it with a shrug, clicking his tongue in light displeasure.

“Had seventy-three seconds. PILF doesn’t sound right, you’re just going to have to pick a gender. Also not sure there’s a right answer I’m looking for here, but is she mine or..?”

[slushiepizza]

frothin at the moutj,l. on my knees oihhhhh loorddd jes so finee dilf guy is soo fine

u and me both anon.......

fun fact i have an au where dilf guy and pilf (parent ilf) honey are divorced because of some issues in their marriage but then they meet each other and both very clearly still have the hots for one another despite harboring so much contempt and anger.

it's not like.... canon in my head though (even if nothing is canon here LMAO). Just an angstier, more complex scenario. because I can't bear the thought of guy and honey divorcing either.

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

I always thought Richard Trumka was a DILF, PILF, and UBILF (Union Boss I’d Like To —). Those big features of his—I can only imagine what he was like all over. 😈😈

Mmm... nice. I'd guess he was hairy with a thick one.

[makinggifsolson]

angsty/tense plot ideas for familial and platonic connections

in this economy, angsty and dramatic familial and platonic plots are hard to find. i've composed a list of plots — based off things that have happened in my real life (to me or my friends) and pop culture — that I exaggerated to make what I think would be interesting plots. I left them open ended so that resolution could be what you make it!

Note: I tried to make most of them friendly to most town rps, in the sense that they can filled by average characters in an average setting and not violate most rp rules.

FAMILIAL

we're half siblings and while we grew up with the same parents for the majority of our lives, one of us has their biological family reaching out and making contact. this is creating a rift because suddenly you think one of our parents isn't as great as the bio one, and some secrets are being revealed.

tw pregnancy / infertility: your family member and their partner have been trying to have a child. they've had a hard time conceiving and/or carrying. as it turns out, you're someone who can carry a child so you're offering up your help... except it's your first time so you're a little worried and this is a huge under taking.

we're cousins — but our parents got into a fight over our aging grandparents' care and one of us decided to not invite the other's set of parents to a major event (like a wedding). instead of owning up to it, the cousin who didn't invite the aunts/uncles decided to make the other cousin speak to their parents.

we're cousins — but you slept with my significant other's sibling. The sibling just wanted to have a casual hookup, like you were told by everyone, but you're hooked on them and now gatherings are kinda weird and the behavior is out of control.

one character's family member has a kid or kid(s). The two have fostered a good relationship with them and even encouraged it. Except now the kid keeps asking the character who is not their parent about advice for various situations that are a little above what should be happening in their age range.

both character's parent is a total milf/dilf/pilf. it wasn't really understood or recognized when they were young because they always had a partner. now that they're grown, they keep noticing that their partners tend to flirt with their mom, and their mom flirts back.

one character's family member was posted on one of the facebook groups that people use to post about red flags about dating. now the one character can't help but treat the family member different based on the tons of comments that were received. (alternatively, this could be about a friend and they screenshot and showed the friend)

one character spotted their family member's spouse cheating on them, and told the family member. this happened in the past, and now comments are being made by the other character about how the character ruined their trust in significant others at family gatherings.

the two characters are siblings. one character was dating someone who then went on to date their parent. now that ex is married to their parent and since, as close siblings, you shared a lot of details back when you were dating, it's really, really weird.

PLATONIC

two characters have been close friends for a long time, one person is the one that gets all the partners and the other has been single for a while. the perpetually single one has seen the other go through straight hell with partners... and then one day they get a partner who the other doesn't like and doesn't think is as great as one dating them.

two characters have been bar buddies for a long time. not close, but they like each other enough and they're all intermingled with the same people and have been for years. until they both slept with someone else in the group. now that person is calling only one of them back.

the two characters were always friendly. until one's partner and them started going through a rough patch. the other character were out one night and met that partner while they were also out and just hung out as friends. however, the partner has been commenting on single's character's social media and now the tenuous friendship is tense.

one character has welcomed a new friend into their lives. this new friend seems to have a very flexible sense of boundaries (according to the one muse) as it pertains to other people's partners. the one character has heard it in stories they've told about their dating past, and most of their other friends have partners they're protective of.

One of the characters slept with someone that is a friend to the partner of the other. It was horrible and all the gory details were shared between them. Now they have to keep a straight face around the partner's friend, who keeps asking them how it was and why the one won't call.

two characters became friends because they were dating sibling that liked to hang out a lot. now, because one character has split from a sibling while other either has retained dating the sibling or they split but retained being friends with their partner, they're around for the messy breakup from both sides that ensues.

two characters used to be coworkers for the same shitty and toxic company that became friends. As one character got unjustly fired from the company, the other stayed. The character that left started to work through various ways of getting even with the company, with help of course from their pal that was still working there.

two characters met online. they became fast friends and even started to meet up in the real life. they called each other best friends. one night, one friend slept with a someone close of the other's. The someone close told one side of the story, and one of the characters never checked with the other on what their side of the story was, but started to treat the other differently.

two characters were close friends. After a fight over something silly, the other character unfollowed them on social media and started ghosting the other. the only issue? they're in the same friend group and see each other all the time.

[sugarglider-s]

Sorry but if a milf/dilf/pilf doesn’t have wrinkles, body fat, body hair or graying hair I am not attracted to them. Where’s the proof of aging like a fine wine I’ll kill anti aging propaganda with hammers

[dazeddoodles]

Little does Dazed know that it’s all just one horny anon who really wants to see the hags in tight ass clothes

This really is the blog people come to when they wanna talk about Owl House MILFS, DILFS, and PILFS

[ploompkin]

Doodling Zev and Mel from screenshots to try and get better at drawing them,, but it's haaaard

Also I may be a little gay for my own oc, I mean look at them

What's the non-binary equiavlent to dilf/milf? Pilf?? That sounds so lame

[sugar-omi]

the brain worms i have this morning are with regards to how i imagine my mc becoming an art teacher at an elementary school and cove helping them sometimes like taking heavy containers of supplies out of the car and helping them get everything in their classroom set up from time to time if theres a big project for the kids and the kids just staring up all starry eyed at him and whispering to each other things like "wow do you think mr/mrs/mx holden has a boyfriend???" its funnier to me if theyre literally married and mc has taken coves last name too lmao

i also just generally think setting up the classroom with cove before the school year starts sounds fun too, putting up decorations and getting all the supplies together and cleaning, its nothing particularly exciting i guess but even doing chores with cove sounds nice 🥺 (i also get the feeling the classroom is at least going to have some ocean themed decorations and a blue or green color scheme, its absolutely imperative) - 🕐

omg he'd die if your room is ocean or beach themed

also he'd be so awkward w the kids bc no matter how old, kids are nosy af so they'll be like "are you dating mr/mrs/mx last/holden?!"

omg if cove had YOUR LAST NAME

either way cove would go "uh.. we're married" or if they kids ask his name first (they'd hear you say his name n ask if the rest of his name is weird like that) n he'll tell them his full name n they'll gasp bc he has the same last name as you!!!!

omg one of the students hearing one of the teachers call you n cove by the same last name or hear cove introduce himself as your husband (or boyfriend) and runs back to class to tell everyone

OMG THE KIDS WOULD LOVE HIM TOO

sometimes he'll bring you lunch and end up staying to do an art assignment w the kids

omg cove doing the assignment n bringing it to school for a grade.... he'll sit in the chair next to all these lil kids n be all attentive n stuff

literally everyone knows when cove shows up bc the kids just yell "MR. HOLDEN/LAST!!!!" and you have to keep them from running over bc they're so excited

omg if you have kids n they go to your school, they're so popular bc of yall....

they get so many dilf and/or milf/pilf comments omg...

[14dayswithyou]

14DWY cast reaction to Angel being pregante??

✦゜ANSWERED: PREGONTAE?

Ren He's silently cursing your belly because your baby gets to be with you more than him. /j But for real though, he'd be really supportive and would pay for any expenses you might need; such as building a nursery, maternity clothes, or even nappies!!

Violet Wonders why you didn't tell her sooner, but throws the thought out of the window the moment she see's how happy you look being pregnant. She'll most likely take you clothes shopping on your day off and pay for everything. Violet would also be more critical of the tea she serves you now.

Elanor Tries to convince you to take time off work, or to at least let her handle most of the manual labour. She'll even offer to bring in a comfier chair for your desk space and a few extra cushions for you to use. If you haven't planned a baby shower yet, she'll be happy to help out.

Moth Buys you a Milf/Dilf/Pilf-in-training shirt and matching crocs for your unborn baby. They also promise to be the best babysitter the moment they meet up with you in real life, but would probably start to charge you money the second your child spills their "accidents" all over Moth's floor.

Leon Compares your belly to volleyball sizes but won't ever try to serve it, so don't worry lmao. He's most likely the type to have full-on conversations with your stomach, and would probably promise to have a child of his own soon so that yours wouldn't have to grow up lonely.

Teo Teo is the father. He moves to another country again