#dilf!valjean

[lesbianslugreaction]

Javert, seeing Valjean at the barricades: Yeah, okay, I guess our fates can be intrinsically connected within the narrative if they have to be. Fine.

[glindaupland]

this was ridiculous of me my legs hurt from moving around so much but definitely worth it jaerim phantom in seoul and opening night jaerim valjean in busan back to back 😮‍💨

[dilfbracket]

Rock Lee (springtime of youth dad) vs Jean Valjean (local bread thief)

FAVORITE MAN CAVE ACTIVITY -

"doing 3000 pushups and absolutely demolishing some hot curry"

"lift heavy carts to save old men"

[aanthonyvb]

have you/will you ever draw valvert 🥺

I did one silly cartoonish confrontation (can be found under valvert tag on this blog), and I also just recently discovered this unfinished art buried in my many and very chaotic Procreate folders.

It’s Valjean saving Javert from the Seine river (Because who doesn’t love good angst and this trope)

It was made after finally getting to see the show on West End, and so it happens they are both based on the cast I’ve seen. If I go back to this piece, I’ll probably dilf Javert up a bit :Dd

[secretmellowblog]

Jean Valjean really is the Most character ever, like he’s got everything: he breaks into people’s houses to give them money. He’s a cryptid who gets mistaken for a folkloric devil. He has semimagical super strength and parkour skills. He’s a symbol of the horrors of the carceral system and the trauma it causes. He keeps wigs in his pockets. He keeps “dying” and being buried alive and coming back wrong. His father’s name was Jean and his sister’s name was Jeanne. His entire family is dead or lost to him forever. He changes his name every minutes. He’s an expert marksman. He’s a committed pacifist. He once stopped a rampaging bull by the horns with his super strength. He’s fundamentally kind and gentle. He’s overly conciliatory and conflict-averse because of trauma. He’s inspired by St. Nicholas. He wishes he could die but feels barred from killing himself. He fakes his death and “feels reassured and at peace, as if he really were dead.” He saves people’s lives and then forgets they exist. He buries himself alive in a coffin. Every aspect of him breathes depression and weariness of life. He’s even a dilf!

[24601jeanvaljean]

Someone commented it was actually because i wanted to hug Valjean's "dad bod"

tbh

its both

Just saw a post which basically said "I wish Jean Valjean were real lol" as if Jean Valjean doesn't live in every kind thought and deed.

"I want him to be real", let him be real then. Do what he'd do.

Why should fictional characters be limited to their story? Be inspired by them and let them live in you; make them proud.

[vexedconfidant]

guys I think jean valjean is slept on in all the hugh jackman edits he's literally a dilf idc. also a logan les mis au where laura is cosette would probably kill me

[thegayfangrrl]

[llycaons]

ch8-11

this flashback is so similar to what I watched....glad the anime was so faithful and it IS good but I'm hoping to get through it fast

this feels so realistic to plenty of women honestly. like damn...he's alright I guess. hope he doesn't die. I guess I'll marry him because we need more hands around the house and he's alright. she's very practical. in a lot of ways I enjoy that they don't make her and ari like, star-crossed lovers or anything. she's chilling. it is a little sad tho...like I hope she did actually want it, you know?

thors's plan: I have got to get these sweet idiots out of harm's way IMMEDIATELY. I will take as few as I POSSIBLY can

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ALL HIS TEETH YET...OH I'M GOING TO CRY...he's just a baby...

stop....in 15 or so years he'll say that he's never been happy a day in his life. does he remember any of this time? does he remember being excited to see the ocean like this?

obviously this is horrible but 'christ-boy' made me giggle

I actually don't remember why floki outsourced this job...was it really because this is a secret assassination and he doesn't want to lose any of his men?

anyway say what you will about askeladd but he's not afraid of getting his hands dirty. he literally killed the king himself and sacrificed his life to protect his goals. insane move. I respect it. esp since he seemed to really try to protect thorfinn, in the end, and was honestly rather kind to him in his final words. a terrible man, but not without his good qualities and his weird kindnesses

awww, he's a parenting a rambunctious child <3

thors's only fault as a parent was the spanking. we know that's wrong, thors!

HEY JUST LIKE THORFINN DID IN CH1

thors is sodumb here 😭 he's lucky he didn't break yvla's neck

WITH THORFINN IN HIS LAP, TOO

how this must hurt thors, to know his son was dragged into such danger, and that he has to give him a weapon to defend himself...

much like his son, thors is incredibly badass when fighting. however unlike his son he's also hot shit when he's trying to save people's lives and being self-sacrificial and being a responsible village leader. s2 thorfinn's in an awkward transitionary period so I hope later in the manga he ups his badass pacifist game. and/or his DILF game

WAIT this is just like les mis. valjean's commitment to good works and peace after many years of violence and forced servitude!!!!

notice how fictional women don't really do this....probably bc historically women didn't tend to make their life's work murder and the loose equivalent would be like, privileged women becoming social justice activists. like white women abolitionists, maybe? it's not really the same tho.

HE'S SO COOL...and he didn't even kill any of them, just temporarily paralyzed them

okay he fully broke both of this guy's arms but it was self-defense so it's fine

throwing an oar to the guy he threw overboard...too kind!

thorfinn and ari are so excited in the bg...he's SO cool...

[comput3rage]

Jean valjean is the blueprint for all your dilf blorbos btw. If the guy you want to fuck is a guy with a sad backstory who adopts a little girl from some sad helpless situation and he's objectively a really good person but thinks he's the worst and he's Strong and some guy is obsessed with him in a vaguely homoerotic way and he has a complicated relationship with the law and identity issues? he's a valjean clone. And I want to fuck him too

[dilfbracket]

102 GENDER UNRESTRICTED DILF ELIMINATION!!!

narrowing the dilfs down to a somewhat workable bracket was, by far, the one of the most nerve-rackings things we've ever done. it has kept us up for nights. bickering in the mods video call over this has ripped this family to shreds. the bracket was longer, shorter, and longer again as we pulled dilfs from the abyss to set them down into the arena. absolutely gutted that we couldn't include everybody, but if your dilf isn't on the main bracket, do not fear. we will not leave a dilf out in the cold to die without honor. they will have their moment.

the dilfs were ranked and seeded based on a very intricate rubric and vibes that included number of nominations so if you see a heavy hitter in a lower bracket than you'd expect, you've nobody but your fellow man to blame.

the first round of dilf death match arena contenders are below the cut. we'll work our way down the bracket with new polls roughly every day. first round seeds like hannibal and bob belcher get a bye week, due to their incredible energy catapulting them into top seed contention, and will not appear until round 2.

happy hunting!

p.s. some of your entries, including those that did not make the cut, shook us to our core and will forever be ingrained into our dna. congrats

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 1

Lord Asriel (His Dark Materials) vs Klaus Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries/The Originals) WINNER: ASRIEL

Corvo Attano (Dishonored) vs Praxidike Meng (The Expanse) WINNER: CORVO

Hades (Hades the Game) vs Olivier Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood) WINNER: OLIVIER

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 2

Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender) vs Frank Castle (The Punisher) WINNER: IROH

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 3

Iorek Byrnison (His Dark Materials) vs Mick Rory (Legends of Tomorrow) WINNER: IOREK

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 4

FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings) vs Lawrence Gordon (SAW Franchise) WINNER: LAWRENCE

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 5

Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon a Time) vs Lord August Ruthven (Case Study of Vanitas) WINNER: RUMPLESTILTSKIN

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 5.1

Mortimer Goth (The Sims) vs Loid Forger (Spy x Family) WINNER: LOID

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 6

John Winchester (Supernatural) vs Father Blackwood (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) WINNER: FATHER BLACKWOOD

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 6.1

Lee Dong-sik (Beyond Evil) vs Dexter Morgan (Dexter) WINNER: LEE DONG-SIK

Joel Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet) vs Samuel Vimes (Discworld) WINNER: VIMES

Scott Lang/Ant-Man (MCU) vs Captain Christopher Pike (Star Trek Discovery/New Worlds) WINNER: PIKE

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 7

Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney, Apollo Justice game #4) vs Davos Seaworth (Game of Thrones) WINNER: PHOENIX

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 8

Chris Argent (Teen Wolf) vs Octodad (Octodad) WINNER: OCTODAD

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 9

Rock Lee (Boruto) vs Jean Valjean (Les Miserables) WINNER: ROCK LEE

Norman (Pokemon Advanced Generation) vs Siegfried Farnham (All Creatures Great and Small 2020) WINNER: NORMAN

Waymond Wang (Everything Everywhere All At Once) vs The Mako (Mass Effect) WINNER: WAYMOND

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 11

Carlisle Cullen (Twilight) vs Piotr Rasputin/Colossus (X-Men)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 12

Din Djarin (The Mandolorian) vs Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso) vs Professor Hershel Layton (Professor Layton game series)

Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs James Flint (Black Sails)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 13

Ben Sisko (Star Trek Deep Space Nine) vs Marcus Kane (The 100)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 14

Data (Star Trek) vs Ethan Winters (Resident Evil 8)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 15

Geralt of Rivia (Netflix edition) vs Lan (Wheel of Time)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 16

Columbo (Columbo) vs Kermit (The Muppets)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 16

Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) vs Craig Cahn (Dream Daddies)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 17

Dill (Easy A) vs Mr. Krabs (Spongebob)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 18

Professor Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls) vs Coach Taylor (Friday Night Lights)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 19

Heinz Doofinshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

Michael Bluth (Arrested Development) vs Ratchet (Transformers)

Thane Krios (Mass Effect) vs Lazslo (What We Do in the Shadows)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 20

Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time) vs Li Haichao (Go Ahead)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 21

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) vs Hugh Neutron (Jimmy Neutron)

Mufasa (The Lion King) vs Yagi Toshinori (My Hero Academia)

Shrek (Shrek) vs Frontman (Squid Game)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 22

Eddie the Rabbit (Empires SMP season 2) vs Pastramis (Tumblr)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 23

Doctor Octopus (Spider-Man) vs The 12th Doctor (Doctor Who)

ROUND 1 / BRACKET 24

Cliff "Robotman" Steele (Doom Patrol) vs Bowser (Mario)

[kuunibal]

I see you mention Les Miz in some of your asks!! Do you like the musical too or just the book? 👀

YES. It was one of the first musicals I developed an affinity for after The Phantom of the Opera (over a decade ago...). I believe most people who decide to pick up the Brick do so due to the musical, and the book has many details and hilarious moments that the musical simply does not have the time for.

I will give you some of my unsolicited opinions complete with links and extraneous details under the cut.

Favourite albums: The 10th Anniversary Concert supplemented by The Complete Symphonic Recording. Some of the songs were shortened or cut in the concert, hence the supplement (such as “Javert's Arrest” with the electric guitar). The symphonic version has full instrumentals and dialogues that typically are not featured. I also think the French album is neat, and I like the different translation nuances.

Favourite concert production: The 10th Anniversary Concert. The cast is phenomenal in general with Colm Wilkinson (the original Jean Valjean), Phillip Quast (one of the best Javerts), Ruthie Henshall as Fantine, and Michael Ball as Marius (I don't like him as Javert in later productions, however), although the Enjolras sounds a tad too American to me. The 25th Anniversary Concert is an honourable mention for its talented cast, including Alfie Boe as Jean Valjean, Norm Lewis as Javert, Katie Hall as Cosette, Ramin Karimloo as Enjolras, and Hadley Fraser as Grantaire (if you are familiar with the 25th Anniversary version of Phantom of the Opera, you may recognise the latter two as Erik and Raoul, respectively). You will hear people complain about Nick Jonas being casted as Marius, but in his defense, he was only 17 years old at the time, and his singing is not that bad.

2012 Musical Movie: My opinion is an unpopular one, but I actually don't dislike the film. The singing isn't as unbearable as everyone says, and it is largely the questionable directing choices that caused issues to be aggravated further. It's nostalgic to me much like the 2004 Phantom of the Opera movie. When I introduce people to the musical, the film is the first thing I show them primarily because the plot is easier to see than from bootlegged stage productions. Also, Russell Crowe's Javert is probably the most pathetic, soggy iteration of Javert (with the 1978 film shortly after), and I think his struggle to sustain notes fits his interpretation of the character. Hugh Jackman's Valjean is a warm-hearted DILF, which I find a lot better than some other non-musical movies/shows that make him unnecessarily violent and aggressive (the 1998 film, and I hear the BBC miniseries). Aaron Tveit as Enjolras is also a fan-favourite, and I enjoy Samantha Barks' Éponine.

My current blog title is actually a reference to "Javert, t'es amoureux" by Jean Vallée. It is not from the musical, but it's wonderfully melodramatic and the fact that the singer played Javert in the original French stage cast is hilarious to me.

[koheletgirl]

*talking about dilfs*

me and shosh at the same time: you know who's a ---

shosh: you know who's a dilf

me: jean valjean

shosh: yeah

[secretmellowblog]

Valjean’s dilf energy in the Montparnasse chapter is off the charts

A moment later one of these men was underneath the other, groaning, struggling, with a knee of marble upon his breast. Only, it was not just what Gavroche had expected. The one who lay on the earth was Montparnasse; the one who was on top was the old man.

(…)

Every moment the vigorous and agile young ruffian indulged in the twitchings of a wild beast caught in a snare. He gave a jerk, tried a crook of the knee, twisted his limbs desperately, and made efforts to escape.

The old man did not appear to notice it, and held both his arms with one hand, with the sovereign indifference of absolute force.

[musicalpilftournament]

Jean Valjean (Les Misérables) Propaganda

Submitted Actors: Colm Wilkenson, Alfie Boe (shoutout to whoever begged me to not include Hugh Jackman) Summary: Jean Valjean is the adoptive father of young Cosette, and a kind sweet gentle father. uckinh jacked as shit can lift a whole cart off a person BY HIMSELF - strong moral code that makes him very kind - immediately decides to adopt a child when her mom dies and he sees her gazing longingly at a doll bc the family keeping her is abusing her and won’t give her ANYTHING so what does he do the moment they meet? HE GIVES HER THE DOLL - he loves his adopted daughter so much that he carries a half-dead man out of the parisian sewers after a failed rebellion because his daughter loves him and he would do anything for her - literally gets visited by cosette’s mom as he’s dying and says cosette is “the best of his life” - did i mention he’s buff as hell bc i think that it’s important. He gets so much hope and happiness from raising Cosette, makes it his whole reason to live and when he thinks she doesn't need it anymore goes off to die. he can parkour and climb buildings, he's a bear, he learns law stuff just so he can defend people from getting unjustly convicted by the police, he makes toys for children, and he lectures Montparnasse which I think is really funny.

All Submitted Propaganda:

Jean Valjean is the adoptive father of young Cosette, and a kind sweet gentle father. He is also known for being so incredibly buff that police like Javert can recognize solely him from the incredible strength of his beefy muscles. He really was the original dilf.

fuckinh jacked as shit can lift a whole cart off a person BY HIMSELF - strong moral code that makes him very kind - immediately decides to adopt a child when her mom dies and he sees her gazing longingly at a doll bc the family keeping her is abusing her and won’t give her ANYTHING so what does he do the moment they meet? HE GIVES HER THE DOLL - he loves his adopted daughter so much that he carries a half-dead man out of the parisian sewers after a failed rebellion because his daughter loves him and he would do anything for her - literally gets visited by cosette’s mom as he’s dying and says cosette is “the best of his life” - did i mention he’s buff as hell bc i think that it’s important

He adopts Cosette and when she no longer needs him (in his opinion) to be her father he dies. Also he’s super strong and has a mysterious past so that’s sexy

have you seen him? jacked and a good father and he said #acab

Look I am sure you're going to get plenty about him. He is arguably the most iconic musical theatre dad of all time.

He gets so much hope and happiness from raising Cosette, makes it his whole reason to live and when he thinks she doesn't need it anymore goes off to die. He saves Cosette, gives her her first doll, teaches her how to read and devotes his life to her and to make sure she feels loved. It is very sweet < 333 this song is from the movie musical only but it's about his parenting and it's very cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_jGxHBSP_Y&ab_channel=AliceKerby

On to the hot part: He is SO strong he can lift up a cart by himself and carry an unconscious human (Marius) another time, he can parkour and climb buildings, he's a bear, he learns law stuff just so he can defend people from getting unjustly convicted by the police, he makes toys for children, and he lectures Montparnasse which I think is really funny.

Charitable man of substantial means with a love for gardening. Has broad shoulders and a full head of curls. Knowledgeable in a variety of subjects from nettles to guina pigs to manufacturing. Loves long walks in the park. Has an overabundance of humility and love. Sacrificed his own happiness for his daughter. Risked his life multiple times for her and her fiancé.

Used to be a bit of a ‘bad boy’ in the past. Also absolutely jacked.

He's a good dad to Cosette who he adopts, and very strong

[thegayfangrrl]