#did you see what i did there
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but it’s golden <3
#YUUUUUHHHH#DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE#this was originally angsty but uhhh i was reminded of valentine’s so hehe#ink!sans#ink sans#error!sans#error sans#errink#errorink#errorinkuary2024#zsofieia2024
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A vile hunger for your hammering heart.
This immediately got struck for community guidelines on tiktok, they simply can't handle men kissing and do NOT understand the inherent eroticism of violence over there.
#I'm so proud of this one#did you see what I did there#iwtv#iwtv edit#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestatedit#lestat de lioncourt#lestat#loustat edit#loustat#big theif#my edit
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curtail your curiosities
Jason Todd needed to know everything. There was a roaring fire in his chest where a heart should rest, and it demanded he read every book and dismantle every abandoned appliance. What you didn't know could hurt you, very, very much, and he was agonizingly aware of that. The mountain of ashes in his abdomen was fed with answers to questions he asked out of necessity and fear.
He broke into the public library- not for warmth- but for fuel. Jason crouched in the reference section and read auto-manuals until he could argue with every chop-shop mechanic in Gotham. The burn behind his ribs was blistering as he stole hubcaps, tires, and catalytic converters.
Then, he was carted off to Wayne Manor. Suddenly, Jason didn't need to beg, steal, or cheat his way to the knowledge he coveted. It was all there for the taking. And yet, just out of reach.
There was always a gentle hand on his shoulder, steering him away from the answers to his questions. If he wanted to check on his friends from the alley, a sharp Robin! redirected his searching eyes. When the cases got bad, Bruce would send him trotting off to bed.
Jason Todd needed to know everything, but Bruce needed him to stay ignorant.
Jason Todd would grow to resent these machinations, but they were done in sweetness.
#dc comics#dc universe#jason todd#robin#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#did you see what i did there#did you catch it#i need therapy#lmao here you go#jason peter todd#robin ii
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A COCONUT FELL ON MY TOE
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eye drew a little something cool…
#DID YOU#DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE#HAH#anyway this took like n hour an a half so please don’t flop..#ITS SO CUTE THO#art#my art#jelly art#maybe?????
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i thibk this is a cat gif. it will not load so It Is A Mystery.....
it is in fact a cat gif... its very joyful.... and eepy... we r so twinning rn... thank you for this gif-t
#did you see what i did there#im really funny#caps terrible jokes#cats....#one day i will be punished for my terrible puns#pun-ished. heh#once again i will be dealt with eventually
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New chap tmrw!!!
#did you see what i did there#last chap I said#that skz’s game was on the 21#Haha tmrw is the 21st for me#hopefully some of you share the same time zone!#cst🫡
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Do spanish speakers called The Weeknd "El Fin de Semna"?
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Oh Gabriel, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. How blessed I feel to finally communicate and express myself. Thank you for everything, dearest angel
-Midnight 🐾
You are welcome, Midnight. May your woes be few and days many.
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🙅♀️🇬🇭🎁🫵⬆️
(never ghana gift you up)
🙅♀️🇬🇭✉️🫵⬇️
(never ghana letter you down)
🙅♀️🇬🇭🏃♂️🅰️🔴➕️
(never ghana run a round and)
🏜🫵
(desert you)
me reading this ask
#thanks for asking 💕#thank you rick anonstly#did you see what i did there#it wasn’t funny or clever imaoo
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the Oscar worthy hair tho 😭😭😭😭
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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my bitch is colored! (my mom got our female dog dyed purple)
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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