#did u know there are sharks

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

played Sons of the Forest with my vastly superior at surviing the cannibals sibling tonight

it was on the third down from the same giant fucking cannibal, that i remembered the grenade

also managed to knock down several trees which helped in base construction

also sometimes the dead cannibals wriggle their backsides at you, its a buit of a weird ragdoll

also may have accidentally eaten a leg i meant to put in the backpack for a warning totem later... oops, pressed E too hard

not to mention... I had the vehicle for like 2 mins and got stuck in a lake and it began to glitch out in rapid circles around me, it was apparently insane

ALSO if you try to get in a vehicle as the fdriver is moving off?

they see you t-pose and then teleport next to them, that's fucking hilarious

if you like horror survival and naked flesh eaters you can beat to death with various implements as they try desperately to make you dinner while you're trying to build your fucking house...

try the game

but maybe have a crack at the first one (The forest) so you find out some Important Lore that makes you feel like an Asshole but things suddenly make sense...

be prepared to see so much flesh

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

[ninjasmudge]

stuck over the wrong side of the ocean becasue two allays climbed into my boat

[katasstrophy]

trust me, i just KNOW that chris prince asked the bllk boys to tell him about life in the program before the u20 match and reo told him about the meal trading stock market. and prince thought it was an absolutely GENIUS idea

(it's canon, kaneshiro told me so)

CHARIE I’M SKSJSBRNRKFOF PLSSSS this is so canon it’s a panel that basically writes itself (it’s out there somewhere i know it ur so incredibly right for this)

i feel like chris definitely has a soft spot for reo 🥺 like when he checked in with him in ch. 192 after he decided to team up with nagi again like “my purple lil man. my broski boo 4 life. didn’t u wanna go make it on ur own??” he just wants him to succeed, no matter what his ideal is <3

also chris is like, just - such a guy i cannot get over it. yeah he’s basically sculpted by the gods and advertises his own products like some wannabe influencer and is this absolute soccer monster but. but he’s also giving the most golden retriever, kid at chrisprincetmas yet at the same time somehow also peppy camp instructor (sorry, mentor🙄), just stoked to be here himbo energies i’ve ever vibe checked in my life and i’m👏here👏for👏it👏

like at this point blue lock is just a giant sleepover to him LOL he’s having the time of his life. and who else would join in if not reo<3 i’m so glad i’m keeping up with episode nagi bc it really shows that while yes. reo is this obscenely super elite wealthy kid who gets the stock market and is a 1000% smarter than chris but also never had to take public transport in his life and doesn’t really care about inheriting his parents multibillionaire company bc he’d rather do what HE wants and that is just,,, playing some ball with his skrunkly weird ass slenderman friend. so yeah, reo’s all that but he’s also just - a guy.

so DUH he makes a meal trading borderline pyramid scheme (still fucking dying over this) and reo doesn’t just tell chris but positively boasts about it ajsjdhbdnd. chris is elated he wants to join immediately it’s the best thing he’s ever heard.

i love them 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[fluffy-alien]

Are you going to watch helluva boss at some point?! It's soooo good!

Oh about that

I watched the entire thing. In one sitting. So. Whoops.

I really enjoyed it 😂

[poems-of-a-lover]

just saw a tiktok clip that said that every dino boy needs a shark boy. so true. whos gonna be my dino boy.

[gaylittleguys]

look at these darlings from today they were posing so well while I drew them 💕💕💕

[blueiight]

Coming slowly to know his evil, or being catapulted into it ... was all the same. I wanted none of it finally. And, deserving nothing better, I closed up like a spider in the flame of a match. And even Armand who was my constant companion, and my only companion, existed at a great distance from me, beyond that veil which separated me from all living things, a veil which was a form of shroud. (IWTV, 1976)

[aurorangen]

It was just a dream

[lighthouseborn]

𝓜𝓮𝓻-𝓶𝓪𝔂 10/31

[crepusculum-rattus]

i know there are no sharks in minecraft but i think endlantis should have them

[butchdykekondraki]

perhaps the funniest thing ever is me being a huge fan of sharks AND being a huge fan of clef. like hm. yeah. i would enjoy the guy with canonical shark-like teeth, wouldnt i.

[ninjasmudge]

[turns up music in place of sincere emotion]

[rask]

ott @ sjs - nov 21, 2022

[stromer]

joe is my wayne gretzky

[candysharkart]

another slightly less important FYI!!! im changing my general art tag from (#kawaii shark) to (#candy shark)!!! all my art posts will be tagged with this from now on and i’m changing the tag on all old posts!!! if this change matters to u for some reason!!! okay i love u bye bye