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I know this has been ragged on a million times but I gotta
#also like. the patriars are just?? there???#they see a grimy travelworn group of adventurers crash the archduke's coronation#and instead of kicking them out he goes 'oh heyyyyy!! ☺️☺️☺️ long time no see~ 🥰 let me update you on my - sorry - *our* evil plan!! 🤭🤭“#and openly reveals one of the adventurers as a fucking bhaalspawn?!#he's not speaking quietly or anything#there's a very large tiefling who is on fire and getting angrier by the second so clearly SOMETHING is up#the bhaalspawn in question looks fucking pissed#did they just want the tea or#i guess it doesnt really matter what they do b/c none of that conversation leaves that room#so i think they're all just too psyched for the surprise soap opera to think about what they're hearing all the way through#anyway. i wish the game had different reactions if you've already told the party that youre a bhaalspawn#wyll gave corentin the same exact speech twice which. fair. they probably needed to hear it#but still#shadowheart's the only one who didnt react again iirc but i might have just been reeling too much from karlach's to remember it#bg3#digital art#my art#bg3 spoilers#bg3 act 3 spoilers#corentin#bg3 wyll#bg3 karlach#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 gortash#bg3 durge#dark urge#baldurs gate 3#bg3 tav#sketch#the prodigal saer
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average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)
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#it’s cozy if u want it to be#can’t tell if I’m actually hilarious or just delusional#shut up I know Phil is off centre I’m not fixing it#also I can’t draw hands so Phil’s hands r just a blob. it’s ok tho#STOP TAGGIN THAT PHIL DOESNT LIKE TEA THE WHOLE FUNNY POINT IS THAT HES DOING IT TO BOTHER TECHNO PLZ#did ANYONE AT ALL get the gigantamorphis joke#drawing techno to avoid spiraling#technoblade#technoblade fanart#mcyt art#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt#dsmp fanart#dsmp#dsmp techno#philza#philza minecraft#ph1lza#emerald duo#block people shenanigans#art#c!techno#c!philza#not rlly but still
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the god of storytelling, condensed into a little clay form!
made with sculpey premo, acrylic paint, and middle school sculpting experience
#great god grove#click clack#click clack ggg#my art#far from perfect but i’m happy with him. i just wanted a god of editing to accompany me while i wrote#he’s pretty durable too! filled his head with tinfoil and stuck a wire in so his huge head wouldn’t destroy his balance#but his fluffy tail is the only thing stopping him from toppling over 24/7#shoutout to tea for letting me borrow their sculpting materials. i did this on a whim and a dream
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Thank you all for an incredible 500 days of love and support. I offer you: answers to questions that no one has asked.
(As always, more can be found in the tags <3)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#a-qing#jin ling#wen ning#jiang cheng#“Hey wait this feels like there should have been way more content for questions” Yes. There was.#I was not strong enough to redraw *all* of what was lost. Rest in piece the original (lost to tea related accident)#But I'll tell you all the fun other things that would have been drawn out right here in the tags!#Did you know my longest posting streak was 61 days? And my longest hiatus was 6 days?#Did you know I missed posting on 92 days of those 500 days - meaning I posted 82% of the time on a daily basis?#I'm normal about collecting data. I have so much data on this blog for normal reasons. I'm also so normal about art. The normalest.#Honorable mention for the character rankings: Lan Wangji! for “Most improved in rank”.#Sorry Lan Wangji fans but until the audio drama I honestly was...pretty indifferent towards him.#I think a huge part of that was due to the fact he's constantly paired up with WWX; who has *so* much charisma and steals the scene#But I've really come to like him a lot more since starting this project. He rose from mid-tier to being in the top ten!#Dishonorable mention: Nie Huaisang. Who fell out of number 1 spot and out of the top 5.#He just hasn't shown up a lot! And my rankings are fickle! They will probably change once I finish the third season!#My favourite comics are: A lot of them! And the ones I have yet to make!#I'm very sleepy at the moment while writing this but I do want to give a huge shout out to YOU.#Yeah! you reading this! Thank you! If you've been here since the first week or just started reading: THANK YOU!#If you've only ever lurked and never even liked a single post but still read my comics: THANK YOU!!#In creating this blog - I have found 500 days of more happiness that I could have ever imagined.#Thank you for joining me on this journey. Thank you for giving me your time and your support.#It means more than any 'thank you' could say B'*)
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sometimes after a long day of being molested by the whole town all you need is to soak in the bath with your bestie (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)♡
with @wreckowafer 's yunie <3
#what better way to cheer up your bestie than spilling tea as you sit in the bath together and ignore the sting of your bruises <3#yunie and damsel are both severely emotionally stunted but they enjoy each other's presence. cuties ♡#wafer and i did not coordinate bathroom posts btw we literally just have the same braincell 😭#dol pc#damsel the starlet#i wanted to draw the girlies a bit bruised up since i haven’t drawn Damsel with bruises#which simply would not do#damsel doesn't get harassed as much but she still gets harassed#she's small and not very strong so she relies on her reputation mostly to send people away#and if they won't leave she gives them mind melting head and contemplates killing them off later <3#anyways...on to the other drawings i have in mind 🙏🏽#no nippies so hopefully tumblr won’t snipe me 🙏🏽#forgot Damsel's industrial in that second pic....oh well#ignore how small my handwriting is I'm trying to curb that but i'm failing 😭#tw bruising#tw implied assault#damsel draws sometimes
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Prompt 136
There is a small child floating in the Watchtower.
They’re visibly not human, a too-big cloak of purple (what shade no one knows, all they can describe about the cloak is purple, nothing else) hanging from them as big Lazarus-green eyes glare down in something of a pout. The child huffs, blowing white hair out of their face despite it shimmering and shifting on its own already.
How the child, inhuman or not, found their way into the Watchtower- without setting off an alarm no less- is a concern. A very large concern, but it can wait because there is a four-year old (if the child is the equivalent of a human child that is) at oldest staring down at them.
“Do you know where the speedsters are?” the child piped up after an awkward stare-down, none of the league members present quite sure what to do in this situation. It was probably around time to call Batman… or they could call Flash instead.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Lil Time-Student Danny: The speedsters keep making Pops sick >:/#Danny sneaking out to yell at the speedsters:#The JL who have no idea what’s going on#If Danny starts crying they’re gonna panic#How did Danny become a child?#Well there was an explosion and death and he didn’t want to go with Vlad#But staying in the Clocktower for so long has effects#Plus Clockwork had already claimed him as his ghostling#Some days Danny is younger and sometimes he’s his normal 14 years of age#Bonus on if the time medallion in his chest is now visible similar to Clockwork’s clock#He's just a lil baby ghostling whose parent keeps getting Really sick and he's scared#Gonna yell or punch at the people tearing through time and hurtin his dad#Whos gonna stop him#FK is too busy gathering medicine and tea for CW#The remaining observants are hoping Phantom gets stuck somewhere so they don't have to deal with the baby Ancient
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CLOCK IT!
#bridgerton#kate sharma#the men of the ton weren't shit#like they don't state the ages of many of the male suitors but its enough to garner that they are in their 20s#like edwina was 17 or 18 and some of these men were probably around kate's age#what do you as a 26 year old want with a 17/18 year old? 🤨#and while age gaps worked a little differently back then NOT TOO MUCH#kate was that girlie but none of the mens could handle her (bc she'd clock their tea)#did it with anthony a few times too his ass just got lucky
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Screenshots that make me feral
#Marvel#Wandavision#Agatha Harkness#MAYBE I JUST WANT HER TO MAKE ME A TEA OK? DID YA'LL EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? NO 😤 YA'LL DIDN'T
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Jaiden: Cucurucho, you have a lot of power, right?
Cucurucho: ...I don't know. Maybe.
Roier: Ah... Yes, you know, don't act like a dumbass, you have it. You have it, man. Eh?
Jaiden: Is there a way for us to protect all the Eggs? Do you know? I don't want anything to happen to the Eggs that happened to Bobby.
Cucurucho: Ha ha ha
Roier: WHAT? [Smacks Cucurucho]
Jaiden: [Bops him] Headpats.
Cucurucho: Maybe.
Jaiden: [Continues to bop him] Headpats. C'mon, I can get it out of you! Headpats! Chin scratches! Belly rubs!
Roier: [Joins Jaiden in bopping Cucurucho, chuckling and laughs]
Jaiden: Yeah? He's comin' around!
[Jaiden and Roier both laugh]
#Jaiden Animations#Roier#Cucurucho#QSMP#Jaiden#Animations Family#There is. So much I could say about these three#and so much I could say about their relationship / interactions with Cucurucho and Osito Bimbo#Cards on the table... I really would have loved it if Cucurucho / Osito genuinely cared about Jaiden#I mean I know they DID care about her to some extent that much is clear#But they / the Federation were also ABSOLUTELY using her. I'm not arguing that they weren't#But how could anyone not be charmed by Jaiden? The boba the tea parties the head pats–#The empathy and kindness and everything that made q!Jaiden who she was–#Cucurucho and Osito were tools of the Federation but I do want to believe they cared about Jaiden. Albeit in their own fricked up way#I dunno. I know this sounds like massive copium probably but I watched all of her and Roier's streams interacting with them#and I personally think that conflict and duality makes for a more interesting story#But that's just me and my own personal biases. I dunno how to properly put it into words but I am cradling them all close to my heart#I loved Cucurucho / Osito and I thought they were interesting and I'm SO SAD we'll never know what Jaiden did for them in the past#Anyways. For anyone who's read this far into my rant– you know how Cucurucho saved the Eggs and Jaiden said she died in Purgatory?#I like imagining that she survived the bomb and wound up finding the Eggs in the aftermath#and she helped them survive until Cucurucho found them#I imagine that Jaiden was the reason they were able to escape from the Island / The Watcher / ElQuackity#She stayed behind to slow down their pursuers. And Cucurucho rescuing all the Eggs fulfilled his agreement with Jaiden—#A promise to protect the Eggs#Like I said a lot of this is copium but that's what I like imagining#TLDR: Cucurucho / Osito did care about her in a weird way but that doesn't mean they weren't manipulating her#May 31 2023#Idk man I got a lot of emotions about q!Jaiden#Roier too but I feel like I've done way more analysis posts about him and Cucurucho. Jaiden needs time in the spotlight#Anyways there's my monthly tag rant
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Season 2 Jayce with season 1 Viktor this, beard Jayce with young Viktor that….fools, all of you. I raise you, season 2 arc 2 Viktor and season 1 Jayce.
#like…not putting Viktor in his whole machine herald get up not because this would not work on season 1 Jayce. it would. we all know it would#I just have a terrible weakness for Jesus viktor with his grape blu hextech body and the blanket as a tunic#what a look I mean#but yeah. young enthusiastic dreamer Jayce that just wants to bring magic back into the world Mets very much magical and balayage hair Vik?#Viktor is eating him for breakfast. he is having a tea (science) party in the cosmos everyday with this young fascinated Jayce#he is explaining the wonders of the universe non stop until Jayce has a nerd meltdown and just catapult himself into Viktor’s arms#Jayce being like a yappy chihuahua to whoever doesn’t notice Viktor is the best thing ever#(he is inoffensive but very annoying and loud about it)#and getting very angry about it ‘he killed people jayce!’ ‘he did not! he just make himself their life support! because he is so supportive!#Viktor is just like spiraling at top speed but without actually moving bc season 1 Jayce has so many questions and he has to answer them all#so logically the world has to wait for Viktor to fix it bc first he has to explain to Jayce how it works#season 1 Jayce accidentally saving the world bc of the joy of discovery! viktor slowly being like wait…I ain’t dying anymore no need to rush#and being like let’s learn everything about a butterfly and then try and recreate it with magic or sth#and then they try some other things and Viktor realizing slowly (by the time they have a hextech zoo or sth) that his way#does not truly bring life or evolves for life but stagnates it. the beings cannot adapt cannot grow cannot change and thus are not alive#and Jayce being all ‘oh no what about you?’ and ‘I will love you forever’ and ?you are so intelligent pls devour me carnally’ idk#the way the stumble into the joy of a fix it bc they are too busy nerding out - also Viktor realizing Jayce still has human needs and all#and realizing those allowances are not weakness - this is a reach he would never do that but oh well this is also fanfic.#ANYWAY. season 2 Viktor season 1 Jayce! hear me out!!#jayvik#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane
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For every note this little post gets, i’ll work on my art projects for 2 minutes this month.
#you are literally under no obligation to interact with this post#speck rambles#power of the crowd and gays#i’m going ti take a nap listening to the rain. i just wanted to post something that let me talk about the rain#because like#it’s been just thundering#terribly. and i’m in love#i’ve never been cozier and my head feels fuzzy#i also did not sleep well. so the rain is calling me and sending me to sleep#i love the rain. i love the thunder. i’m so glad that im going to nap#and then? if i wake up and it’s still rainy? a cup of tea warmed up for my soul#god. but the abundance of rain also has me terrified of the flooding and-#oh. lightwnobg jsr almost stuck me#ah. okay. not fun. uh. stilly. bed now
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#this shit had me dying. logan stood there feeling wades stiff and did nothing to wake him + johnny there just being cucked#and wade sleep talking thru his thor wetdream like you both just wanted to hear the tea fr#johnny storm#chris evans#marvel#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#logan x wade#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq
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POOR GABRIEL MONTEZ! YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING DID YOU? ALL YOU WANTED WAS POWER. SECURITY. SAFETY. & THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT! JUST IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR BODY. LETS JUST HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS JUST HOPE YOU WONT HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw gore#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi suckening#jrwi gabriel#jrwi gabriel montez#LOOK FAMILIAR?hahahahahDONT WORRY#IM REUPLOADING THIS HERE BC i fixed up the drawing a lil. and also i wanted to add main tags#U WONT SEE ANY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THISSUN N THE POST ON MY SIDEBLOG.i changed the image there too.HA!!!!!!!#ANYWAY.i rambled plenty about pain and gabe on my sideblog.SO LETS TALK ABT THE ART SHALL WE.ihad i very hard time getting the colors down#would u believe i nearly left this uncolored??FUCKED UP!! it was only a sketchhow did it end up like this. it was only a sketch...#BUT IM RLY GLAD I WENT W COLORING IT.this time i actually used the airbrush n pencil tools BUT i also have a handy dandy brush i made#its just the mspaint air brush tool. fucking LOVE THAT THING. but now its in fire alpaca and it can be slightly transparent.IT LOOKS SOGOOD#perfect for splatters and grime.i love you mspaint i love youuu.im also so happy w the blood here.i think i reached a shift last year#back when i made that genloss fanart something abt the way i draw blood finally CLICKED and im like OH. the inside must always be darker.#like i KNEW that already but it was like my hand itself finally had it click.i wonder what i will learn next?I LIKE THE ORGANS HERE TOO#not as veiny or thready as i usually draw em. but i think thats fine. not as WET as id like em to be but thats also fine.#i got the point across. the point ofc being WOW THIS IS GRUESOME AND PAINFUL AND TERRIBLE#I LOVE HIS EXPRESSION.i love pain and thinking abt pain. you lose yourself to it after enough time passes of just being in an ocean o agony#at one point its just too tiresome to scream or writhe. theres a point when the body accepts it.sometimes.atleast.#OHHH GABRIEL AS A CHARACTER DELIGHTS ME SO MUCH.he is a dog to me.a thing to serve others.I WISH I KNEW MORE#WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT BOY?? SURE POWER AND SECURITY AND SAFETY ARE NICE.BUT DID YOU HAVE DREAMS? WANTS? PASSIONS?#WHAT WAS THE STORY BEHIND THAT TIGER TATTOO ON YOUR ARM?WHAT DO THE DOGTAGS SAY BOY?I WISH I COULD HAVE TEA W U#OHHH TO SIT DOWN WITH A CHARACTER AND JUST SPEAK TO THEM. AND YET. AND YET IN THE END ITS ALL TRAGEDY AND COMEDY#TRAGEDY AND COMEDY THAT IS SO SO PAINFULLY UNBALANCED. SIGH.#WHATEVER CMERE BOY YOURE BECOMING AN OC OF MINE NOW UR GONNA BE IN SPACE AND UR NAME IS GONNA BE VINEGAR#UR STILL GONNA BE SHIP OF THESEUSED THOUGH. OOOHHH GABRIEEELLL GABRIEL MONTEEEZZZ#HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE BUILT INTO YOU.HOW MANY DID YOU LOVE AND CHERISH.HOW MANY TATTOOS DO U RECOGNIZE ON UR NEW ARMS#WHAT WAS IT LIKE? ON THE NIGHT U WERE SIRED?WERE YOU EXCITED? DID YOU SEE YOUR BOSS' FACE?WHAT WAS THIS PROMOTION LIKE?
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Some notes on Nigel from my modern adult AU, where all their adventures were just them playing pretend as kids and now they're grown up.
I always liked the cancer theory for Nigel, so I went with that. (what can I say, I love angst...) He left because the US healthcare system is a joke.
I made this for outfits, but it kinda just evolved into random notes.
#torras art#codename kids next door#knd#modern adult au#nigel uno#a reminder that if this au isn't your cup of tea you don't have to interact with it#idk if or when I'll do the others#everyone's would be different I would not draw everyone in their undies I only did so with Nigel to show how scrawny and sickly he looks#don't worry he's slowly gaining the weight back#I hc that he also just has a high metabolism in general#one of those guys who can just pack away 40billion calories like it's nothing#I looked up so many things on cancer just to make sure I wasn't spewing nonsense that google probably thinks I have cancer now#also he's had cancer since he was like 7... before he even joined the KND#he blamed his hair loss on the DCFDTL and they rolled with it because they just wanted to be included in their pretend game#even if they were the bad guys#his cancer went into remission for a while but started to come back towards the end of the series
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The sillies! Wanted to do a more warm color piece or autumn piece in the future
#joybeantowndraws#guilty gear#csp#guilty gear testament#guilty gear strive#do they have names *checks wiki*#i wanted to draw them spilling tea yk and just more sassy testament#i did the inking and colors in one sitting and i was like wait what#clip studio paint#also :3 mouth
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Got a Breakdown centric/kobd fanfic idea and wanted to write down the summary for later use
After the first acounter with Silas Breakdown actually gets to bond with Bulkhead for a moment and Bulkhead seeing his old partner is still there decides to try rekindle their bond offering sparing sesions for starters. Breakdown obliviously refuses (he's no traitor) but getting back on Nemesis he starts to question himself. He already is a nuisence to the decepticons, he has nothing to offer other than his strength and project Breakdown showed he's not even good at that. Getting to train more wouldn't be that bad.. after all decepticons never give him any classified informations for autobots to steal and if he was killed it wouldn't be a big lose. Breakdown starts meeting up with Bulkhead and their old friendship starts to blossom once again. He's not doing anything wrong, he's just sparing. It's not like any of his superiors care about what he does, now that he lose to a human.
Accept there IS one bot that cares and he is not pleased.
Basically Breakdown getting friends and Knockout losing his shit.
Relationships: Breakdown & Bulkhead, Breakdown/Knockout, past Breakdown/Bulkhead, mentioned Bulkhead/Wheeljack,
Warnings: mentions of torture, acts of violence, toxic relationship dynamics, yandere(?) Behaviour
To clarifie, altrought Knockout might be a little bit antagonized here, he is not a villain. He just doesn't know how to handle some emotions that he's not used to. Which is pretty fair considering he almost lost his husband. Breakdown still loves him for it. Just wants to be more appreciated.
#transformers#transformers breakdown#kobd#transformers knockout#transformers bulkhead#transformers wheeljack#knockout x breakdown#Knockout did not consider not being the centre of attention as a posibility#he's going nuts#which is kinda understandable since his husband is bonding with an Ex rather than stay in the medbay and be safe#meanwhile Breakdown is having a tea party with Miko#Wheeljack is not thrilled either but he can do much about it being in space#he still calls trought skype to talk shit and drink tea#yandere Knockout#but it's reasonable#jealousy#Breakdown and Bulkhead are the exes that work better as friends#Miko is living her dream life#what better than one cool big car driving you to school? Two big cool cars driving you to school!#Megatron does not give a shit#I want to personally torture Silas but well Knockout will do for now#Arachnid getting squashed tho#you ain't getting to represent my favorite specie just to mess up so badly#transformers prime#transformers fanfiction
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