#did storytime

[intothepineforest]

Y’all I got to witness my emotional amnesia take over in real time! Here’s the story:

So I was very almost a victim of a bank phishing call last week. I actually had my friend with me and he was also taken in by it. Luckily for whatever reason my money couldn’t go through to them (🙏🏻) and so they just hung up. That was where we truly realised what had just happened.

Anyway that’s not really the important bit, this is;

So I was crying and shaking so badly I almost dropped my phone several times and my friend was shocked and quiet. After a bit the amnesia took hold and my crying stopped immediately (but this isn’t where I noticed it because this happens to me all the time) it just appeared outwardly that I’d simply calmed down.

A bit of time passes before we feel able to discuss it properly, then my friend started to get stressed and angry about what had happened, he was all kinds of frustrated that he’d helped to almost get me scammed.

I was just like “yeah wow that was a rough situation” completely flat and unbothered as if I hadn’t almost lost £300. This is like 20 minutes after I was juddering so bad my cat left the settee next to me.

My friend was saying “why aren’t you angry about this?? How are you so unbothered by it?” And that’s when I realised holy-shit I really feel nothing for this! I fully still remembered the crying and the shaking, but it was as if I was recalling something that had happened to my mum rather than myself.

First time I’ve actually noticed it happen so fast.

Pretty cool.

Kinda weird.

Very thankful!

[thehyperhomie]

These were real conversations with my friend who knows about all my alters and she likes to make jokes about it, which I don't mind too much since they're actually funny and I've known her forever. so basically we were at the store because we wanted snacks and my friend (let's call her Poppy- idfk-) Poppy brought me to the spice aisle and she was like "you belong here because your spicy." and the sprinkles were in the same aisle and I said "Nah I'm sprinkles because I'm chaotic." and then she added "plus there's like 30 different kinds right here.". I burst out laughing and so did she, aaaand then some random old lady glared at us and told us "We'Re ToO lOuD.". but that's a whole other story about that karen- I just felt like that joke needed to be shared. Then after the whole store thing, we were walking back to her house and somehow, idk how, the subject of insane came up. She was like "Y'know sometimes I feel like we're going insane." and I replied "I'm already insane." and she said "yeah all 25 of you.". Idk but I found it hilarious- I swear, she LIVES to make jokes like these- Anyway, I just wanted to make a bullshit post because yes :] -Lexi

[thehmn]

I love people who never smile which make them seem kinda mean or disinterested in you but in reality they’re big softies.

I used to work as a cleaner at a paint shop. The boss was this middle aged man who never smiled and only ever talked to me when he wanted to correct me or show me a mistake I made. Not in a mean way and I much prefer people point out mistakes I’ve made to me instead of complaining to my boss later, but it did give me the impression he wasn’t fond of me.

Two years into the job they decided to merge with another paint shop and I assumed I had to look for other employment but it turned out the boss made sure everyone got to keep their jobs including me. “They can’t fire you” he told me “I extended the contract another year last week. You’re safe”

The only person who lost their job in the merge was him but he secured everyone else on his way out, even the cleaner who only showed up once a week.

[toanw]

@aceaeite bullied me (politely) for months into designing these after the concept showed up on a very old backlog lmfao Sushi Ninja Cures Real

[chompe-diem]

hey. don't cry. audible smile in brian murphy's voice when he says "...but it's good when your friends look out for you" ok?

[elizabeths-storytime]

I think it'd be so funny if sasuke was red/green color blind

[babykittenteach]

and though I close my eyes

[butterballbuttnakey]

Okay now show me the cutscene where qimir pulls out a comb, a mirror & little rubberbands from his bag before carefully parting his hair down the middle, making sure to leave the money pieces out, and then slicking the rest back before putting two lil pigtails in & putting his helmet on

[vintagefurry]

Lovecat.gif on Avatar Archive, Timothy Fay, 1992

[thedissonantverses]

5 or 17 for the Rook story time ask game!

Thank you so much for asking and for making the game!! You work so hard to make the community a better place and I appreciate you so much! @operative-arrow and @biowaredisasterbisexual I was so tempted to do 5 more than once but I gotta like chill hahahah so gonna do it here! The Rook Storytime Ask if anyone is interested! It's really good!!

5. Rook being seriously ill(I decided to set this in the time Rook was traveling with Varric and Harding for my AU consider it a bonus scene:

Her fever spiked again. Harding mopped her forehead, and she closed her eyes.

"If you want to tell me I told you so, now is the time." Rook tried to smile, and Harding shook her head.

"This isn't your fault. He didn't mean it. He's just worried."

Varric couldn't seem to stand being in the room he'd rented at the inn just for Rook to get better. She hated it, laying her on his dime, all because she'd wanted to pursue the lead they'd had. Whatever she'd caught had torn through her. She was seeing two of Harding then one. Time had lost all meaning. All there were her chattering teeth and aching joints and the fire licking her skin. Harding sighed.

"You're getting better. You are. I just need to you to hang on."

Rook reached for her hand, giving it a squeeze. "If I don't-"

"Sihu there's no need for-"

"Let me say this. I just need you to know. If I die tell Varric...tell him I didn't care for the last installment of Shields and Sorcerers. It wasn't his best work."

"I heard that!" Varric's telltale footsteps reaching the door. He'd brought back another mage, apparently having fired the last one.

Harding blinked. Once. Twice. Then she hit Rook with the rag.

"You boob!"

Rook laughed and then started coughing, laying back on the pillows.

"Fine just send the letter in my bag to my friend-"

"Yes yes. Davrin. We know. You keep saying his name in your sleep."

Rook's turn to start. "I do?"

"You do." Harding laughed. "He must be a really good friend."

Rook huffed closing her eyes as the healer got to work, thinking of her last sickbed. "The best."

17. Rook teaching someone else a skill. (I am tentatively working on a new Davrook AU set in a very different time period in Thedas where they meet as kids so that's what I'm going with here they're about 13)

Davrin missed. The rabbit ran off into the brush. Heat climbed his neck at Rook's laugh. He lowered the bow and glared at her. She had put her hands over her mouth to stifle her giggle. Eldrin let out a bark of laughter and that only made it worse.

"Like you can do better." His voice cracked in his indignation which only made her laugh harder. He started to stalk off to get away from both of them when Rook darted over, picking up the bow. She was like that, quick and flighty, never in one spot. His irritation only grew when she knocked the arrow.

"You're thinking too much." She said primly, aiming towards the lure. She was as scrawny as he was, but she made it look easy, pulling it smoothly.

"She's right you know." Eldrin bit into an apple, chewing loudly, smacking his gums. "Relax."

"Ever think I'm tired from shoveling halla crap all day?" Davrin wasn't sure why he was so angry.

Rook released, handing him the bow. "Oh quit whining. I'm just trying to help!"

"Well you're not!"

"Children settle down. Rook quit showing off. Davrin shut up and listen to her." Eldrin chomped like one of his halla, chewing straight through the core.

Davrin grabbed the bow. He lined up, but his hand slipped and he nearly threw it. Rook put her hand over her mouth to show she was listening to Eldrin. Davrin rolled his eyes, relenting.

"Fine. Show me."

[andy-kuramy]

Did a little something bc i miss school (having social interaction, not the homework ew)

I tried my best 😔 I still figuring out how to create the young designs for the rest of the guys, but @cherrytasticc is helping me in the shadows alongside @melikedraw, they feed (unintentionally) my desire to draw this mini Au, and who I am to complain?

(love you girlys, I swear I will draw Both Gao and Rama next)

[lilyofthevalleycaughtintherain]

Haha wdym this wasn't how saving Thancred went

[lynn-tged-posting]

something i've been learning again and again recently is that tged has absolutely wonderful reaction image material

i've been using these on my priv twitter account and it has been VERY fun scrolling back and seeing them,,, they work so well

like theyre so silly,,, they fit so well,,, i can use them in any situation,,, and the art expresses it perfectly,,,

they,,, may have replaced my tmnt ones

if i had the storage space i absolutely would go through the webtoon again to get fun screenshots for reaction image purposes,,, alas i do not so i will just use the ones i take every now and then

i love the art in tged so so much im so glad i read this webtoon

[chuchu-lovely-munimuni-muramura]

PORTGAS D. ACE!! 🔥

The boy!! Had an hard time with the pose and I probably fucked up the tattoo cause my stupid ass decided to draw without reference but gosh was it fun to draw(you can tell the part that truly made me suffer was drawing a background, I really don't like it as much as the drawing but eh)! Thank you @deadnamedblog for the proposition (and also thanks for the condolences, I feel a bit better about my failure but I really did cry with how hard it was to clean it all up)!

[turnipoddity]

What music do u listen to when drawing your chainshipping / saw stuff? I'm so curious

I don’t listen to music when i draw ,,, most of the time i watch youtube/movies KASHJDJFKF