#did i succeed?

[mutslutt]

wanna come on stronger

[aerosolsprite]

how many times do you need to close the door of that fridge, dude?

you underestimate how many times i will open the fridge in hopes that a Little Treat has spawned. and end up grabbing a string cheese on my way out.

…i eat way too much string cheese

[pokemon-ash-aus]

So your other blog says "temporary haitus" and i read it as haikus the first time I saw it and now every time i check that blog i get this image in my mind like what if there was a temporary haiku curse where everyone has to talk exclusively in haikus just imagine

So I am on break,

Couldn't talk, couldn't listen

It takes time to heal.

[noemitenshi]

Excerpt

“Hi, Troy,” he whispered his fingers gently caressing Troy. His thumb moved to Troy’s lips, softly tracing them—no, working them open. And when he slipped his finger inside, Troy had to work hard not to lick over the tantalizing pad, not to open his mouth further, stick his tongue out like the greedy thing he was.

 Lee knew him well though, knew him well enough to rub his finger against Troy’s tongue and a quiet little chocked moan escaped Troy. Quiet enough that it could be just a little sound he’d made in his sleep.

“Look at you,” Lee breathed. His voice was nearer still, he must’ve knelt down. “So helpless…” and he pulled his finger from Troy’s mouth, leaving him wanting. “All laid out for me.” And he kissed Troy’s unresponsive lips. Well. Mostly unresponsive. He was only human after all. And Lee’s hand tangled tightly in Troy’s locks had him… reacting.

“Christ, Troy,” Lee gasped against Troy’s lips.

 Troy wanted to touch him, pull him close, feel what this was doing to him – it had to be doing something, he was so sure of it, had heard it in Lee’s raspy voice. It was evident in Lee’s greedy touch all over Troy’s body. It wasn’t restless, nor quick but possessively deliberate and Troy longed to arch into it. He managed not to, just so, but when Lee murmured a low “all mine” Troy couldn’t choke back a needy moan.

“Ssh—” Lee put his finger to Troy’s lips, tapping slightly “—you’re not supposed to hear me…”

 Right, because he was supposed to be asleep. He bit the inside of his cheek, trying to keep quiet.

[inkcurlsandknives]

New PFP background!!! I'm in love and a thousand thank you's to Teangeri who created such beautiful artwork based on the patterned beaded piña cloth shawl I inherited from my grandmother, one day I'll make a Filipiniana this beautiful. Check out their Twitter for more art

[dancingundermoonlight101]

"Megatron, your smile was different for a few moments before battle. I don't like what it's doing to me. It was directed at me, but it wasn't an egotistical smirk or a wicked smile. Do you realize what that's doing to my spark? Stop making me.. act so foolishly. It's embarrassing to overthink simple interactions like these! No.. I shouldn't be placing the blame on you. A Prime shouldn't act like this. I need to pull myself together."

Optimus's hand touches his chest, feeling the beat of his spark.

"Why is loving you so easy, yet so difficult. I love you as easily as breathing. But I am underwater. The war is still very much alive. I am not supposed to love you. Why am I in love with a mech that will never love me back? With a mech that has killed more Autobots than we can keep track of? Why.. Why are you so irresistible? It's unfair. Primus, give me the strength and the willpower to move on from this glich my spark has. I don't wish to continue like this."

[phoenixiancrystallist]

@flyingwide wanted refuge pictures and even though the one I had on hand was deemed "perfect," I did say I was gonna get more/better ones so have an unscheduled photo dump :3

[sae-mian]

the time between Shadowbringers and Endwalker was... an interesting experience, for nira’sae

[knightoflodis]

What’s the “I somehow stumble into having friends, I know I made them but I am unsure if I can successfully make more”

Like. I am a lot better at communicating and know how to probe people to get them talking and I feel like I have some charm. But I feel like most of the time extroverts just found and adopted me. Or I made friends while being trapped in the same location (school, work, etc)

Or. I can make friends more easily while drinking.

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[heyhanibee]

cliffhanger so disrespectful i had to draw it sorry🐸🐸🐸

[xandrikart]

The most beautiful thing about Drawtectives is that you can choose any combination and you will be right. But no way I'm ignoring a beautiful garb next to York.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Circus baby or not, she’s still Michael’s little sister,,

[stars-obsession-pit]

Fridged (but only half successfully)

Danny awoke in a cramped, pitch-dark box with the taste of blood in his mouth. It took his brain a few moments to boot up, but then he jerked forward in a panic.

And promptly collapsed unceremoniously to the ground as a side of the box swung open.

A fridge. He had woken up in a fridge.

What hell happened to him last night?

Pushing himself around to sit upright, he grimaced at the sensation of wet fabric clinging to his skin. Glancing downwards at his clothes, he froze. The crimson stains covering the entire front of his body were impossible to misidentify. He was soaked in blood.

Fuck, this wasn’t gonna be something he could just ignore, was it. He let his head thunk back against the fridge, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath as he cast his mind backwards.

The last thing he remembered was flopping into bed in his shitty Gotham apartment after finishing a voice call with his significant other. An apartment he was definitely no longer in. So what the hell had happened to get him here?

Suddenly, his introspection was interrupted by a figure crashing in through the window. One of the bats, who then completely froze up upon taking in Danny’s slumped form.

A horrified whisper left their lips. “Danny…?”

[shwinlsol]

break day

[hopeswriting]

reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he

A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)

B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior

C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)

D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up

E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person

also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.

this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.

so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"

just maybe, consider listening to him

[jerichoes]

Okay. Okay. I promise.