#dicksoutformtl

[ratbastarddotfuck]

i’m so sorry i hope its ok to send this since we’re not mutuals or ever really talked, but i see anything rat related an i’m like damn that one ratguy from tumblr would love this & i just had to share this one thing.

ok thank you

PLEASE it is literally always okay and I would even say encouraged to send me Rat related items

this is an absolute treat thankyou so much

[shadyhouse]

before asking for a slot, with your commissions do you help people draw their furry oc’s? cause i have a general idea but i am not good at drawing furries yet so i don’t have a picture to show you. if that makes sense?

oh yeah im totally fine with making a design for you!! as long as you have some kind of visual im able to reference, even if its a bunch of photos/other art ill be able to create something for you :3 im just really bad with written descriptions, its hard for me to visualize specific things, a visual of any kind is always helpful!

[bjornkram]

THANK YOU @dicksoutformtl!!

[robinsnest2111]

hi robin c:

i was wondering if you could tell me about the passenger like what it’s about & if it’s worth the watch?

feel free to go into as much detail as you want i’ve seen you post about it & got curious about it. it’s always nice hearing about it from someone who enjoys it yknow?

please & thank you 🖤

I'm really bad at explaining things in a good way, and my brain isn't really all there today BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST!!!

okay SO!!!!

The story is basically about Randy, who at the start of the movie is just a shadow of a person due to a traumatic event in his childhood he blames himself for; and his coworker Benson, who has had enough of Randy being bullied and walked all over by literally everyone all the time, so he decides to change that (with a shotgun). Benson then takes Randy on a journey, revisiting all the significant people and moments in Randy's life to try and fix him, aggressively pushes Randy past his own self imposed restrictive limits. Because Benson believes there's still hope for Randy! And he can't fucking stand it that Randy's not living his life to the fullest!!!!!! (for Reasons ™ hinted at over the course of the movie)

The movie starts out like a run of the mill horror movie, blood and violence and murder, but then transforms into a heavily emotional and tragic story about seeing yourself and all your pain and suffering reflected in someone, trying to fix them, to push them into action, into a better life, to prevent them from ending up the way you think you did. Broken, twisted, beyond help or saving.

Also the homoromanticism and homoeroticism of it all, the gentle touches, the reassurances, mixed with the violence, the lashing out, the loss of control......

If you're not put off by blood and violence and gun use, I'd definitely recommend this film!!!!!!! And I guarantee it'll rock your emotional world, because it sure did rock mine!!!!!!!!!

[rincewindsapprentice]

hi!

i hope you don’t mind me asking, i saw the post talking about goths & in the tags you mentioned goth bands. i was wondering if you had any recommendations for someone to get into c:

So I will preface this by saying that I am still relatively new myself, but I would love to give some recs!

So, there are some of the bigger, classic bands, from Siouxsie and the Banshees (Juju is an incredible album) to Sisters of Mercy (Floodland being one of their classic albums) to 45 Grave (Sleep in Safety is just an absolute blast of an album, especially "Evil" and "Procession"). You might also really enjoy Fields of the Nephilim ("Moonchild" and "For Her Light" are wonderful)!

BUT, for some other acts that are a bit smaller, I can never stop recommending Second Still on the more coldwave-y side of goth, nor Christ vs. Warhol on the anarcho-punkier side, and Head Cut in a similar, though less loud, way (Head Cut, their self-titled debut, is so great).

Since I don't want to overwhelm, I'll recommend a few more bands: Traitrs is wonderful (try out "Thin Flesh" and "I Sit and Watch the Worm Beneath My Nail"), Rosegarden Funeral Party is very emotional ("Once in a While" is classic while "Tortured Decline" is worth belting out loud), and She Past Away is incredible darkwave ("Durdu Dünya" and "Ruh" are so great).

But yeah! Hopefully that gives a good taste of things across some of the spectrum! I really had to restrain myself and could have just listed out a ton of bands, but I hope some of these land with you :)

[jellyluchi]

wait I just saw your post about foca an her little bakery! if it’s ok can I hear more about them, it sounds cute an i like your little nicknames for them 🥺 dw if you don’t want to~ I understand

Also hope you’re doing ok~! it’s been awhile since I’ve bugged you lol, if you celebrate any holidays this month or last I hope they went really well and you had fun :3c

Omg her little bakery!!! that's the most adorable way I've seen someone address her family 🥹💗 But of course! It really is my nicknames for all of them so you got that right!😆💕

She actually has I think 5 kids but I've only nicknamed 3 of them and left two of them out 💀The big honeybun is Pros, after the birth of her children who look like him they're basically mini honeybuns born from the big one 🤣the small honeybuns are Aurora and Maaz, they have their father's blond hair and Maaz even does his hair like his dad so he's really a 'mini me' of him. The hazelnut cake is Nocciola, named after hazelnuts in Italian. He has brown hair that reminds Foca of hazelnuts, hence the name! It's also her favorite flavor of anything (Pros likes it a bit too) so it worked out! Aw you never bug me! It's nice to see you in my ask box, I hope you've been well 😊💕Thank you! I hope if you had a break or celebrate any holidays it's been good too and almost happy new year!

[teeth-farie]

hello~!

so I don’t talk to you often enough to just out right send these & not feel rude doing so, but may I share my nsfw thoughts with Asra with you?

My only other arcana friend is asexual it’d be in poor taste to talk to them about these lol. If not I completely understand c:

I hope you have a lovely day/evening

I’d love to hear your thoughts!!!! And for future reference, you guys don’t need to ask to send your thoughts!

[theelvenhaven]

Kissing the Elves

Mirkwood

Oropher

Oropher's kisses are firm and confident, his lips melding with yours in a controlled and calculating manner. His hand comes to rest under your hair and at the nape of your neck so he can draw you in closer. He tastes lightly of sugar and peaches, and his lips are petal soft against yours despite their firmness.

Thranduil

Thranduil's lips press to yours with fervor and passion, his tongue slipping into your mouth, curling around yours. He is demanding and domineering, and tastes of the finest Dorwinion wine- sweet and bitter. His hand holds your chin firmly in place as he kisses you, demanding you in full and to only be distracted by him.

Legolas

Legolas' kisses are tender and sweet, his lips always moving feather like against yours. Always so gentle and careful as he holds your face, thumbs lovingly stroking your cheeks, his lips pressing softly into yours. He takes his time to kiss you, wanting to savor the way you feel against him.

Meludir

Meludir's kisses always have an air of playfulness to them, his lips pressing against yours lightly and then firmly. Teeth nipping at your bottom lip to pull soft gasps and giggles from you, he's always smiling into the kiss and his hands rest on your hips. Pulling you into him and swaying along with you.

Feren

He may come off as dutiful and maybe even a little stern but when it comes to kissing you, Feren makes sure to take his sweet time especially if you two are in private. He's not afraid to kiss you sweetly, slowly melding his lips against yours, making sure to be gentle and make sure you know that he loves you.

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[doodle-pops]

Lords of Gondolin | With A Musician Reader

Request: hi mina how have you been? i hope you’re doing ok c: i was wondering if you’d write a scenario about human!reader showing off her greatest musical creation to the elves? it’s a piano they’ve spent a decade workshopping & building to perfection. readers also made middle earth versions of the upright bass, acoustic guitar, & cello. they plan on making more instruments cause it’s their passion and how they want to be remembered by. for the lords of gondolin - @dicksoutformtl

A/N: I’m doing just fine! It was fun writing this request know that all of them would be impressed at reader’s craftsmanship. Enjoy!

.𑁍༊˚ Galdor

Galdor is thoroughly impressed by your craftsmanship in creating new and improved versions of some of the instruments they already have while crafting newly discovered pieces as well.

He would have known you were into the musical arts, hence why you were always playing or composing a new piece every few weeks. However, what he had never suspected was a entire batch of new instruments being presented to him.

He is enthralled and eager. While some instruments may not be a favourite to his ear due to the sounds they emit, you can bet he’s informing you of some upcoming festival where you can show off your creative talents.

Galdor is a proud elf Lord who would happily talk about what you’ve created to the others and recommend you to the King to play your pieces at balls. He wants everyone to be aware that you’ve made inventions and they’re groundbreaking.

There are moments when he’d sit around and listen as you explain to him how you created each piece and the inspiration behind them or watch as you play songs on them.

It touches him when he becomes aware of the purpose of your collection of paper in the corner of your room. They were all songs written to be played on these instruments about how much you like or care about him. He’s touched and appreciative.

.𑁍༊˚ Ecthelion

The musical master is too stunned to speak as he enters your humble abode and notices all the new “classical” instruments lying about. Ecthelion’s curiosity gets the better of him and he can’t help but strum the strings of the bass and cello, or press the keys on the piano and gasp at the new pitch echoing.

He becomes aware that these are not instruments that exist in Middle Earth and bombard you with a million questions. “How did you make this?” “Where did your idea come from?” “What inspired you?” “Who are you really?”

Ecthelion probably assumes that you’re not normal to come up with all these instruments since the Valar would have created their instruments for them…so are you a Maiar or Valar in disguise?

You will be followed around until you answer all of his questions with responses that tickle his brain the right way. And be prepared for him to request if you two can now play duets at festivals and balls. He wants you to be the musician couple.

Ecthelion will show you off, more than Galdor and some of the others because he’s proud and wants everyone to know how talented you are. He doesn’t care if the other Lords comments that you’re more talented than him, he would simply acknowledge and say, “Yes!”

And not to forget, he’s making sure that your name gets recorded in the history books as an important figure in music. He’s even more proud when he realises that you’ve outdone musical protégé like Maglor and Daeron.

.𑁍༊˚ Glorfindel

There is not a person without a ten-mile radius who hasn’t been alerted by him of your musical genius abilities. Even Lord Elrond would be shaken aggressively as he is being told about your creation. “Y/N has reinvented the world of music! There is no one as great as them!”

Goodbye Lindir or Ecthelion, hello to Y/N, the new musical protégé of Gondolin or Imladris. Get used to being announced at dinners or balls to play your newest pieces and having Glorfindel looking like a proud dad (if he had a camera, his look would be completed).

Anytime you’re making a trip to your music room, don’t go without Glorfindel or else he’ll barge in all grumpy, complaining that you forgot him. He wants to be present at each new masterpiece you’re making, whether it be a new instrument or song. He likes watching the look of concentration as you play each piece to conclude which suits the song best.

Be noted that he’s curious, so he is bound to touch the piano or cello and gasp as the notes ring out. I can see him being drawn towards the guitar and requesting that you teach him. I don’t know, but Glorfindel playing the guitar suits him (idk if it’s just me).

Cue Glorfindel wanting to join you whenever you’re playing and the guitar can be included. He’ll happily sit beside you and strum away lightly while you play the piano or violin.

Like Ecthelion, be prepared to be announced/talked about by Glorfindel any chance he gets. He’s not rubbing it in anyone’s face, simply expressing how proud he is of his little human creating instruments that “change everything”.

.𑁍༊˚ Egalmoth

Most proud of them all, however, he’s torn between wanting the world to learn about your skills and also keeping them hidden so he alone can know this secret and cherish it.

A bit stingy sharing your talents with the rest of the world because they should be for him to enjoy and praise. He does complain when people don’t praise you enough and encourages them to be louder.

I don’t see anyone surpassing him in terms of being the biggest cheerleader. This elf considers himself blessed to be around such a gifted person (you’re more gifted than his friends in his eyes). You’re a miracle worker creating new instruments unheard of or reinventing old ones.

He wants to learn about your pieces even though he doesn’t know about music deeply, he would to be told everything. Don’t worry if it sounds all foreign to him, he’s understanding.

Egalmoth would inquire if you would like more materials to make more instruments because he understands that it’s your passion. He would even ask if you would like to open up a school to teach others.

Like the others, he would request that you play at dinners when the Lords come over or if the King is hosting a dinner party. Might get annoyed if someone wants to collaborate with you because you sound great on your own.

.𑁍༊˚ Rog

This craftsman is enthralled, amazed, excited, and proud of your creation. You made these instruments all on your own! Rog cannot cease talking about how you designed and crafted all the instruments by yourself. This is one of the rare moments when he's talkative nonstop.

You’ve got one of the great blacksmiths hooked on your inventions and wants to know the process you took to create each piece. He’ll be teary if you mention that you used some of his instructions during his days of teaching you basic material crafting.

Learning more and more that everything was done on your own and you spent years making each puts a type of ride in his heart that’s unshakable. If you show him how each piece is played, Rog finds himself whipped and ready to boast.

It’s strange seeing the quiet blacksmith boasting and talkative, and it’s for good reasons, you. All the Lords know, the citizens know and the King as well. Very soon, you’ll be having a hearing with the King who was intrigued by your new inventions courtesy of Rog cheerful chattering.

Rog doesn’t mind whether you choose to play privately or publicly, the choice is yours and he’s pleased with either decision. He wants you to be comfortable, but he would ask if you could play him a piece so he could experience the beauty of your creations.

.𑁍༊˚ Maeglin

Curiosity caught his attention for a great purpose and it led him to discover new things worthwhile. Maeglin is enamoured and his curiosity is piqued tenfold. Questions rattle off the top of his head about all that he’s seeing and how did you manage to think about creating these pieces.

You’ll be seen as someone highly skilled and great in his eyes because you’re out here reinventing the world of music, something the elves are passionately known for.

“Can I come to watch?” “Can I sit and listen?” “Will you play for others to see what you’ve made?” He will stand in the doorway as you play your pieces and write songs suited best for each with a sense of pride in his chest. You’re a part of his House and creating all these great inventions to make a name for yourself. How could he not be pleased?

Definitely another one who would recommend you to the King to present your showstopping performances during balls. Whether you play with the orchestra or sole, Maeglin is supportive.

You’re Maeglin little songbird who he wakes up to playing your piano or guitar on the balcony or in the drawing room. You provide him with melodies that allow him to melt in and drive his tension away.

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[general-illyrin]

These picrew chains seem fun, so here's another one: make a sword to match either your aesthetic or the aesthetic of your blog!

Here's mine:

No-pressure tagging @catkin-morgs, @hirazuki, @curiouselleth, @backgroundelf, @caenith, @maellor, @violecov, @melkormajere, @invisiblewashboard, @windmilltothestars, @actual-bill-potts, @eilinelsghost, @eight-pointed-star, @mersilisk, @milesasinmorales, @dicksoutformtl, @erdariel, @solarcola, @the-merry-otter, @dobadgerseatsnakes, and @quixoticanarchy!

[a-contemplation-upon-flowers]

Wishing everyone a fun filled Happy New Year!!! I hope this year is filled with success in all your future endeavours. May good health, fortune and prosperity befall everyone. And lastly, to all my fellow content creators, may inspiration always flow and writer's block never exist in your lives again 😁

Thank you to @eunoiaastralwings @lua-goaroundlife @dicksoutformtl @heilith @mismaeve @edensrose @kiatheinsomniac @cilil @someoneinthestars and @animatorweirdo for making my interactions with you all a blast. Meeting you all was a highlight of my year on Tumblr (let's ignore the other highlights Tumblr just gave me). Happy to say that I'm glad I met you all😊 and I hope this year I can meet and interact with more content creators.

[shadyhouse]

hi, i hope you’re having a lovely day/evening c:

i hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you have any tips for someone wanting to to get into furry art but isn’t the best at drawing animals?

i’ve been practicing animals but still got a way to go lol but i would like to get into furry art cause it seems really fun but im not quite sure where to start.

please & thank you

good question!! honestly if i were you i would pick one type of animal and draw that a lot, preferably whatever species you want to make into your fursona! you can learn the fundamentals of the way that animal is Shaped and then you can move onto different species. of course you can do whatever youd like but that's just the best way to go about it, in my opinion. also use photo references!!!!!

also this website is a lifesaver when it comes to animal head perspectives of all kinds

[bjornkram]

ooh what about 88 for spotify?

Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups!

Send me a number and I'll send you the song that corresponds to it from my Spotify wrapped!

[robinsnest2111]

hi robin!

do you mind if i ask you a sewing question?

i’m hoping to get a new sewing machine for christmas & i was hoping to get into sewing clothes once i get it.

is there a clothing piece i should start out with first over another? like is there one that’s considered “beginner” friendly?

please & thank you 🖤

I don't mind at all :D

I find that clothing items made entirely out of square or rectangular pieces are easy to work with. You could make a simple shirt, either a button-up style or kimono/yukata wrap front style. Probably even a tunic style shirt?

If you feel ready to tackle basic sewing patterns with curves and a bunch of different pieces, and have access to a printer, you could check out mood fabrics' free patterns section! they got some good basics and cool cosplay patterns.

I've tried a few of their patterns and they were relatively easy to follow and the end products turned out wearable lol

I hope this helps! <3

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

@bruttomisandro @razumairon @necroneos @crazyyanderefangirlfan @weywookitswestwood @edonismo-melone @melonbitter @paperballoons @dicksoutformtl @nandosango 💜💜💜

[gogomeaty]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS I LOVE YALL AND I HOPE THIS NEW YEAR BRING SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO YALL 🫂

@twigg96 @ir0n-moon @nsfwitchy2 @miroyuuu @robinsnest2111 @impsynia @m3gahet @klokateer15647 @zonkutonshorrifyingpeenie @skylightdistraction @eternallyblight @druidtiddies @dicksoutformtl @basu-shokikita @dolly-macabre @el-michoacano