#dick cocker

[sunfoxfic]

I'm watching the fucking 12 hour Bdubs Limited Life video because I'm an insane bdubsgirl and oh my god the clockers were so good

[sumarex]

[gingersxng]

Puppy Love

Pairing: f!reader cocker spaniel hybrid x Ateez big!dog hybrids

Genre: smut 18+, fluff

Summary: how would the members act around you when you’re in heat? Some of them can handle it better than others but some have it a bit tougher..

Notes: breeding, breeding kink, pregnancy, bigdick!yungi, knotting, unprotected sex (don’t), degrading, praising, manhandling, marking, heat, much testosterone, aggression, muzzling, fighting, oral, anal sex, cuddling, kissing, bulge kink, scenting, humping, lots of creampies, teasing, bondage. May have forgot something!

a/n: this has been in the making for awhile and I’m finally done and before anyone comes at me.. I know I didn’t make Yunho a golden retriever, cause in this case I felt like a golden isn’t that big, I feel like a Pyrenees dog suits him better. They’re bigger and looks almost like a golden. Thank you!

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Akita!hybrid Hongjoong

Hongjoong is a dominant akita hybrid.

He will stand between you and danger, growling and baring his teeth.

He likes to protect you and keep you close, always by his side.

Hongjoong is a bit rough in the bedroom.

He likes to be a bit aggressive and manhandle you.

He is not afraid to mark you, leaving little bruises and hickeys.

He likes when you are on your hands and knees, your ass in the air and your tail raised.

He likes to grab your hips and pound into your pussy, his cock stretching you.

Hongjoong loves taking control and being dominant.

He will pull you onto his cock and have you sit there, your tight heat enveloping him.

Hongjoong loves it when you ride him.

He likes seeing the faces and noises you make and how your tits bounce as you fuck yourself on his dick.

He loves hearing you beg and moan his name, your pretty mouth open and spit drooling down your chin.

Hongjoong also is into breeding kink.

He loves the idea of filling you up with his cum and knocking you up.

His eyes will be glued to your stomach and he will have a hand on it, rubbing the small bump.

Hongjoong would dote on you and take care of you throughout the pregnancy and after the pups are born.

The akita hybrid would be extremely protective and will growl at anyone who gets near you and his pups.

Bauceron!hybrid Seonghwa

Seonghwa is a pervy and dominant bauceron hybrid who loves to fuck..

He is a dom.

Seonghwa is addicted to how good your pussy feels around him, so much so that he could stay inside you for hours at a time.

He wouldn't even care if his cum was already gushing out of your hole, he wanted to keep you on his cock and locked to him, he wanted to pump your little tummy full of his puppies.

The sight of your body, so small and delicate compared to his own, it made him wanna fuck you till you broke.

Seonghwa also loves to fuck you in the living room where anyone could walk in and see you getting destroyed by him, the thought of other people watching made him cum so hard.

But he don’t want anyone else to touch you, only him, he was the only one allowed to fuck you and make you his.

He loves to mark you up, his big teeth would sink into the junction between your neck and shoulder while his knot would be lodged deep inside of you, he liked the taste of blood and seeing the dark bruise blossom over the bite mark.

It makes his alpha instincts purr happily, knowing that the others would be able to smell him on you and they wouldn't even dare try and touch you.

Seonghwa is just obsessed with breeding you and seeing the proof of his cum dripping out of you, he couldn’t get enough.

All perverse actions aside, when he finally got to be a father he would be the softest and happiest ever, he would protect you and the puppies at all costs and do everything to keep you safe.

Pyrenees!hybrid Yunho

Yunho is an excited pyrenees hybrid.

He is constantly bouncing around and wants to do something.

He likes to play games with you and chase each other around the house, his fluffy ears twitching and his tail wagging.

Yunho is a big dom.

He will take charge and flip you over onto your hands and knees and pound into your pussy.

His cock is slightly bigger than a human's and he will make you beg and cry out.

Yunho is a breed and breeding kink kind of hybrid.

He will always have his hands on your hips, squeezing the skin, and his eyes glued to your ass and pussy.

He has no problem with breeding you.

When you are in heat, he is more than happy to mount you and breed you, his cock pushing inside and his knot growing.

He loves to press down onto the huge bulge under your skin, feeling how deep inside he is, all the way up in your cervix.

He doesn’t care who is around when his dick is buried inside of you. As long as he gets to fuck you full.

Aftercare is a must for Yunho, he loves being rough with you but he always feels that he needs to show you the double amount of love and affection afterwards instead.

He’ll cuddle you in his arms, his warm chest calming you down after your highs.

Will be very protective around you and your puppies, but won’t be as aggressive towards other males as the other hybrids.

Dobermann!hybrid Yeosang

Yeosang is a very laid back but kinda rough dobermann hybrid.

He’s another hybrid that’s very protective over you and would do anything to keep you out of trouble.

He’s guarding you day and night.

In bed he’s very rough but also gentle time to time, there’s very much biting and marking during sex, he loves to sink his long whites into your skin and hear you whimper.

He’s more a dom than a sub.

He would never call you any degrading words ever, he would praise you to the fullest.

He loves to fuck you missionary when he can see your pretty eyes look up at him when he puts his cum into you.

He loves when you tug at his pointy ears as he goes rougher and harder, it gives him more confidence.

People would say he wouldn’t hurt a fly but this hybrid can switch from cute to scary very quick.

Tho he has a soft side he can get aggressive when his hormones are at its highest, he often ends up in a fight with some of the other hybrids when they’re in heat and is forced to wear a muzzle until he’s calmed down.

Nothing can come in the way of you two, he’s overly protective of you especially when you’re pregnant with his litter.

His little tail is wagging when he see how safe you feel in his presence.

Husky!hybrid San

San is an soft and laid back husky hybrid.

He also loves to play with you and chase you around, nipping at your curly ears and tail.

Once he has you pinned under him, he will rub himself all over you, scenting you with his natural husky smell.

He loves to eat your pussy, his long tongue lapping and licking your folds.

He has no shame, his big ice blue eyes staring up at you as his tongue swirls around your clit.

You love his perfectly dorito shaped ears and how his tail wags when he pleases you.

You don’t mind giving him attention and loving on him, letting him hump your leg and grind his cock into you.

He has no problem cumming early and then wanting to go again and again.

He is a very happy boy and has no shame. He doesn't care what others think and has no boundaries.

San is a switch.

He loves when you ride his cock, bouncing on his dick and grinding down on him.

He likes the sight of your tits bouncing and his cock disappearing inside of your pussy.

San is a bit possessive and a bit clingy. He will constantly be attached to you and has no problem scenting you, especially around other male hybrids.

No one is to touch his bitch!

He will give them a warning growl and glare, maybe even give them the “wolf smile”.

A real gentleman through your pregnancy, he’ll literally be on his knees for you and be very gentle with you.

Loves to caress your swollen belly, maybe even talk to it.

San will also give you little kisses and lick at your cheek and ears, nipping playfully and tugging.

He is the perfect daddy.

Great Dane!hybrid Mingi

Mingi is a big and intimidating looking but actually is a softy and himbo great dane hybrid.

His sex drive is off the charts tho and when he met you, a small cocker spaniel hybrid his hormones went through the roof.

He’d be kinda rough with you in bed and let’s not talk about his big cock pounding into your small cunt from behind..

He uses his power and big body as an advantage to manhandle you and hold you in place.

Mingi is an Alpha and a proud one. He loves when you get needy and clingy and even more needy during your heat, soaking wet and begging for his knot and cum.

He loves seeing your belly swell and your body change to accommodate his pups.

Mingi also loves to breed your ass, his long thick cock stuffing your hole full of his cum as you moan and whine under him.

He likes to be a little degrading, calling you names like slut and whore while he fucks you, making sure you know your place and that you are only there for him and his pleasure.

He likes to leave bruises on you, marking his territory, making sure everyone knows you belong to him. Sometimes tho he gets a little to testosterony and actually hurts you, a week or two with a muzzle usually helps him calm down.

When you’re pregnant with his pups, he is the most protective out of the hybrids. Usually shouts at strangers to “fuck off” with his deep strong voice when they’re nearing you.

Mingi has his nose pressed into your stomach every night, purring and cooing to his pups inside of you.

He takes care of you throughout the pregnancy and then he spoils you even more once the pups are born.

Mingi is all about you and the pups and you couldn't ask for anything better, and if someone as much as come near you or the puppies, the guard dog instincts kick in.

Dalmatian!hybrid Wooyoung

Wooyoung is a dalmatian hybrid and he is the biggest flirt.

He will constantly flirt with you and touch you, his hands running over your body.

Wooyoung will be the one to initiate sex.

He will always have a hand on your thigh or waist and will be the first to kiss you.

He is a switch.

He likes to take and be in charge but will also enjoy it when you take control and use him for your pleasure.

He likes being a good boy.

Wooyoung would enjoy being tied up and restrained, forced to just lay there and take your cunt.

He likes it when you sit on his face and use him.

You are never bored with Wooyoung around.

He is a very active person and enjoys having fun.

He is playful and loves to cuddle. Wooyoung would enjoy being tied up and restrained, forced to just lay there and take your cunt.

He would make you chase him around and wrestle, tackling you and pressing his nose into your neck and shoulder, breathing in your scent.

Wooyoung loves being taken care of, but he loves taking care of you as much.

He likes to act spoiled and have his head in your lap as you play with his hair as he whisper sweet nothings to you.

He’s one of the calmer hybrids when it comes to you being pregnant, as long as strangers don’t come too close to you, then he may have to step up but as long as they keep their distance it’s not a problem.

He’ll love to play with the pups and help as much as he can, he shows them the do’s and don’ts and how to be a good boy/girl just like their father.

You couldn't ask for anything else from this boy.

Leonberger!hybrid Jongho

Jongho is a big soft yet serious leonberger hybrid.

He loves spending time with you, just doing lazy stuff.

He has no shame when it comes to sex.

He is constantly teasing you and gives you stares.

Jongho is a huge dom.

He likes to take charge and use you.

He likes to tie you up and tease you.

Jongho also loves to praise you for being a good little girl.

Jongho loves eating pussy.

He can do it for hours.

He has a lot of energy and can last forever.

He loves the taste of your juices and can spend the entire night eating you out, his tongue deep inside of you.

He enjoys having you sit on his face and grind your pussy against him.

But to be honest he rather fuck you real good instead, giving you his pups.

He won’t be too protective over you but one wrong move and it’s over, doesn’t like going into conflicts but if he has to he will.

Jongho is an extremely caring hybrid and will always be there to cuddle and comfort you and the puppies, showering you in love and kisses.

He is an absolute giant sweetheart.

[nebularious]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, DIRK STRIDER IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING HUSBAND. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS STUPID FUCKING STRIDER DICK OUT AND HE SAID IT WAS "This big." AND I SAID "That's disgusting!" SO IM MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY BETTYBOTHER.COM.

DIRK STRIDER, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! [boom] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! ALL COCKER. NO STRIDER. NO CLOWNS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!

HE FUCKED MY HUSBAND SO GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!! MY SUPER. LAZER. PISS!!!!!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KARKAT?! I'VE PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D RO P LL ETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO! :B

[todayontumblr]

from this list of renowned actors, who is your favorite?

[on-a-lucky-tide]

(Aiden/Lambert; a small dedication to the beautiful artwork by @elmonstro that was one of the first things to greet me when I opened the "witcher Lambert" tag after so long away. Cheers, bud. Rated: T.)

“—so, there we were, Gaetan stuck with his arse in the fence, Joel had cast Somne on the cock—hurr, hurr—cockeral, and—“

Beneath the branches of a gnarled old tree, Lambert and Aiden found respite from the midsummer heat. The sun played hide-and-seek through the verdant leaves as they swayed idly in the breeze, casting a dance of light and shadow over the forest floor. With naught but the rush of the waterfall behind them and the warm lilt of Aiden’s voice, Lambert all but forgot the world beyond their little patch of paradise. He was only half listening to the actual words; Aiden could be listing the anatomical parts of a drowner dick for all Lambert cared, as long as he kept talking, and gesticulating, and laughing. Like that.  Just like that. 

Lambert quirked both eyebrows and hummed a non-commital acknowledgment of the story as Aiden progressed onto the details of how they extracted Gaetan’s backside from the fence. 

Lambert and Aiden had met just outside Vattweir, heading west along the main path through the Kestrel Mountains. Aiden had just finished up a routine dog clearance–slim pickings this time of year, when even monsters shirked the heat in favour of their gloomy lairs, tunnels, and hideaways–and Lambert had been hoping to pick up some escort jobs with local merchants. Any thought of coin had evaporated the moment he had heard Aiden’s familiar bray from across the meadow. 

Instead of turning back to town, they had decided to find some peace in the mountains. There was only so much human stank and fuckery Lambert could take in one go, and he’d reached his limit a whole two contracts ago. The wilderness was a welcome relief. The cacophony of humanity replaced by the subtle hum of nature. But only idiots left the trail at the height of ‘bandit season’ to go for a swim in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, even a witcher. Yet, when Aiden had insisted, Lambert had been powerless to resist. At Aiden’s side, Lambert felt invincible. Just the two of them against the world. 

What they had–shit, Lambert couldn’t name what they had. It was unlike anything he had ever experienced. When he looked at Aiden, he felt a swell of something soft and gooey in his chest, his skin prickled, his toes tingled. Why did his fucking toes tingle? He had no idea. They just did. It was Aiden. Always Aiden. 

It didn’t matter what mood he was in when Aiden found him–angry, miserable, despondent, wounded–within hours, Aiden would have him laughing, smiling, patched up. They would share a brew, a rabbit haunch, and swap stories like two old girls gossiping over a wash basin. But that wasn’t even the best part was it? N,aww. The best part was when they rested their heads down, side by side, and watched the stars.

In those moments, they would talk in hushed whispers about the world beyond the Path, like if they talked too loudly, their Masters would appear to steal the dreams and the hopes from their heads and throw them to the monsters. Vesemir, old dog. He’d have an absolute shit-fit if he knew. Lambert could hear him drone now, Stars are for tracking, boy, not dreaming. Get your head out your arse. Lambert might have agreed two years ago. 

Not now though. 

Now he looked heavenward and saw Aiden. 

The hushed dreams they shared of a future where they could become more, the glisten of mirth in his eyes when Lambert was especially vulgar, the corners crinkled, cheeks dimpled, and now the drying droplets on his skin, shimmering like diamonds as they ran in rivulets with every one of his twitches and flails.

With Aiden’s head on his thigh, Lambert had the perfect view of it all. Well, not all. They had pulled their trews on for comfort after the dip; he didn’t much fancy chancing fighting off an ambush with his dick out. (“There’s always a chance”--”Fuck, Bertie, you could knock ‘em clean out with that cudgel you’re packing, I really wouldn’t worry.”) And now Lambert was somewhat regretting his caution, his eyes wandering from the gleam of Aiden’s chest to the line of his waistband, and–

“You’ve not listened to a plowing word I’ve said, have you?”

“Huh?” Lambert blinked, and rubbed the back of his head. “Uh, Gaetan’s arse… Joel Somne’d the…” 

“You absolute bellend. I was just getting to the good part.” Aiden threw his hands up in exasperation, the knife he had been twiddling through slender fingers falling to the forest floor with a dull thud. “Fine, if my offerings aren’t intellectual enough to entertain Master Lambert, he can come up with a story of his own for the masses.” Aiden gestured to the peaceful emptiness of the forest before flopping both palms onto his belly, and Lambert huffed a wry laugh.

“Ahh, I’ve got nothin’ you haven’t heard a million times,” Lambert said, “tell me again, I’ll listen this time. Promise.”

“Oh yeah? You won’t get distracted by whatever’s brewing in that thick skull of yours.”

A hint of a smirk quirked at the corner of Lambert’s mouth, and Lambert watched as Aiden’s pupils blew a little wider. Probably one of the few people on the Continent who looked like that whenever he was faced by Lambert’s sardonic attitude. Lambert reached out to brush a lock of dark hair from Aiden’s forehead. “Can’t make any promises, but I’ll try my best.”

“Soppy fuck,” Aiden mumbled, lower lip pushing up in a brief pout before his hands lifted into the air again. “So, as I was saying, we heard about this alderman–”

Lambert closed his eyes and leaned back against the old tree, allowing himself to float in the sounds of the forest and the gentle lull of Aiden’s voice. Maybe his lot wasn’t so bad after all.

[infrequentartfromnickie]

I think Duke deserves a pet. Lots of the others have pets, and he would be a good owner, and also I want him to be included on the doubtlessly excruciatingly awkward dog park visits with Bruce, Ace, Damian, Titus, Jason, Dog, Dick, and Bitewing.

Specifically, I think he should have had a dog before entering foster care, which he never knew what happened to. I think he asked his social worker about it a lot, but never got any real answer and eventually gave up.

Then one day on patrol in his old neighborhood, the dog (Rufus, he's a floppy cocker spaniel with long curly hair) comes bounding up to him, followed by his old neighbor Chuck, who apparently took him in rather than allow Animal Control to take him. And Duke's in uniform but he can't lose out on his dog again, man, so he pulls Chuck into an alley and lets him and Rufus in on his identity. And they cry and hug, and Chuck is willing to give Rufus back but Duke says he'll bring Rufus by for lots of visits.

And when he rocks back up with his dog to the manor, everyone is like, "Dammit, you got Damian's influence." And he gets to be like, "What are you talking about? I've always had a dog??"

(I'm too lazy to draw today, so you get a google images of what Rufus looks like.)

[ashleybenlove]

Columbo asks Dick Van Dyke if he has a picture of a Cocker Spaniel. For his Basset Hound. Like a pinup!

[watching-pictures-move]

Put On Your Raincoats | Mistress Electra (Costello, 1982)

I'm always down to revisit the wild and woolly world of Shaun Costello, but I found this pretty underwhelming. Not to sound like a scumbag, but if you're going to put it on your poster that your movie "incorporates every fetish and has the most electrifying bondage and discipline scenes [you] have ever shown", one would expect your movie to be at least moderately kinky. I believe this is something Costello cranked out for the Avon chain of theatres, which students of sleaze will know competed by showing the most extreme dirty movies on the Deuce. Sadly, the kink factor here is pretty minimal.

Only one scene has any element of kink, and it's a pretty mild domination scene, although the presence of Marlene Willoughby makes it the highlight of the movie. Willoughby plays a photographer taking erotic pictures of George Payne as he gets dominated by Linda Vale as the titular Mistress Electra until she takes over, and with the precise diction of her dirty talk and her exaggerated raised eyebrow reactions, she's a winning presence as usual. ("Ooh, a cock ring. He must be a cocker spaniel.") And you could say she brings a whole new meaning to getting the shot, if you wanted to practice some Shalitisms. It's also novel to see Payne in a submissive role, when usually in Avon productions he did the shouty scary shtick that he nailed down to a science. 

Other than that, this holds some interest for Costello auteurists as you can see elements of his style at play, particularly the way he cuts to stolen music. I guess he really enjoyed around this time Thief, because he uses Tangerine Dream's soundtrack to score the better sex scenes in the movie (both the aforementioned scene as well as another photography-themed threesome involving different performers). You can also see Costello playing with his style in the earlier sex scenes as well, with the red background in the loop and photography scenes, but while the action in the loop scene is pretty spicy, the heat is greatly undercut by the lack of diegetic sound and the constant cutaways to the viewers. Also, if I'm going to complain about the lack of kinkiness, it seems like a waste to cast Jeanne Silver in an Avon porno, use her for a single scene, and not even let her put her most famous feature to use.

You also get the private detective plot, which usually provides a nice seedy foundation for plottier pornos, although Ashley Moore, weirdly jovial narration aside, doesn't make the most memorable private dick, as well as the attempts to tie the plot together with street scenes, although setting these in a park really undercuts the energy level. Also, while there are some good performers here, Rod Pierce as the male lead really sinks the movie with his total lack of charisma. (He does get one pretty good line though. "This is the '80s, the age of pornography.")

So this is only really of interest for Costello auteurists, although there are plenty of others you should prioritize over this one.

[jjcocker]

can I say somethinf random. my brain just constantly thinks of dick jokes w jj rockers name like. look atthis man. fukcing jj cocker. JICK and JALLS. I DOTNKNOW WHY VUT "JICK AND JALLS" MAKES MEUAGHSO HARD. BUT. BUT. THJHUU AHAHAHEAHSGAHAAGSHA

[ur-num1-idiot]

Super cool intro post😎

hii! i’m js some rat, not gonna havve my super cool name on here though!! i go by literally all the pronouns! i like everyone but i hVe special love for one person! i dunno wwhut to put heree..uhmm..

i like music so much! i’m in band and i play the saxophone (hernk) my favorite band is korn or lil darkie..or whatever i feel like that day! Oh! my favorite colors are sage green and baby pink! my favorite movies are Girl interrupted and Thirteen. Some of my favorite things are; Bojack Horseman, Grimm, Psych, Friends, South park, morel orel, Homestuck, ddlc, Possums, monster(duh!!) the click, PINK!, hello kitty, wicca, But i’m a cheerleader, Cry of fear, SIMON HENRIKSSON, Good omens literally any dick jokes🤷‍♀️. i’m sure theres more-

LOOKING FOR MOOTS DONT BE SHY, I LOVE EVERYONE!

thats aggressive- anyways, i’m very blind- and will accidentally overlook words! Also i love specific dog breeds and will yap for hours on end! (fav dog breeds are : Cocker spaniels, Akita’s, Husky, Rottweiler, Belgian shepherd)

[russnightlife]

For those who need it: a full list of every name in Toast of London. Credit here:

Full list of character names from the Toast of London Universe:

Steven Toast

Jane Plough

Ray Purchase

Kenton Schweppes

Ed Hauser Black

Goodhouse

Cliff Promise

Clem Fandango

Kikini Bamalam

Beezuz Fafoon

Susan Random

Jemima Gina

Kika Brite

Acker Herron

Greta Cargo

Royce Coolidge

Mr Fasili

Ellen Toast

Mick Carriage

Howard Bugawitz

Martin Aynuss

Senna Poddington

Ricky Seasack

Derek Sibling

Danny Bear

Portia De Coogan

Thomas Ledger

Strawberry Wrathbone

Lord Fotheringham

Toby Hopkinson-Finch

Blair Toast

Commander Scott Gorham

Russel House

Chris Bread

Roy Highnock

Sookie Houseboat

Brooke Hooberman

Yvonne Wryly

Kate Kahn

Hamilton Meathouse

Poshdong Mingemuncher

Nick Swivney

Wendy Nook

Linda Praise

Warren Organ

Thumper

Lola

Paige

Ruby

Norris Flipjack

Duncan Clench

Bob Fennison

Mr. Cockatip

Ken Suggestion

Penny Traitor

Dennis Thwaits

Betty Pimples

Axel Jacklin

Basil Jet

Parker Pipe

Kerry Hammersnag

Sterling Porridge

Max Gland

Lindy Makehouse

Colin Skittles

Jackie Paper

Honeysuckle

Francis Bacon

Lorna Wynde

Una Length

Rob Continental

Sue Pressure

Peggy Plywood

Scott Chesnut

Penvelope

Rupert Howser Black

Col. Gonville Toast

Clancy Moped

Vic Titball

Pookie Hook

Bob Monkhouse

Larry Muggins

Dennis Fog

Derek Bildings

Shane Fulorgy

Frank Zammer

Ormand Sacker

Varity Map

Bill Purchase

Tony Excalibur

Champion House

Cocker Boo

Michael Prance

Church Weaver

Heathcote Pursuit

Kay Tightneck

Iqbal Achieve

Basil Watchfair

Nan Slack

Peanut Whistle

Dick Weerdly

Sal Commotion

Giuseppe Race

Howard Blackcap

Daz Klondike

Kai

Sola Mirrornek

Sue Pepkins

Neil Doobla-Decca

Des Wigwam

Dr Harold Shitman

Les Tipi

Chris Marquee

Rob Scouthut

Russ Nightlife

Kenny Ethnic

Hercule Razamataz

Ray Sober

Romley Compton

Dwight Difference

Billy Tarzana

Nina Armenian

Edward Fox

Shepherd Jerbîl

Professor Map

Sonny Sam Disco

Weech Beacon

Liberty Jerbil

Ben Egyptian

Jennifyer Madraass

Snorky

Will Willis

Phyllis Willis

Carmen

Richard Chickentoss

Hoop Kaaak

Ms Wisehunt

Mrs Greenflash

Bellender Bojangles

Barney

Hayley

Blondie

Gypsy

Old Timer Bill

Wildcat Lil

Doc Brown

Rusty Halloween

Agent Saucepan

Sorry Johnson

Wallace

Kelsey Perfume

Frank Succession

Tycoon Lancaster

Jesus Bond

August Burdock

Clint Legal

Tony Fabrizio

Hawk Fahrenheit

Mews Frumpty

Frank Forfolk

Chelsea Bladdersby

Oswald Mosley

Kate Lethargy

Fancy Alexander

Dinky Critenbers

Pig Shovely

Billy Stylish

Sir Norman Brocktight

Basil Stillborn

Kimberly Banana

DI Leonard Chaffich

Una Stubbs

Surely Residue

Warren Organ

Hissy Oversight

Ms. Crawshaft

Merrody Ferrybank

Allan Chance

Doug Birka

Martin Shore

Lolly Badcock

Jill Quear

Vigo Typhoon

Danny Laroux

Cool Black

S’en hammerstad

Gerald Selfish

Peter Nose

David Geurring

Haneth khorishi

Baz Ravish

Enty Strepsils

Comma Dora Green

Vaginta Staples

Aalan Aadams

Harvey Motel

Peter Thatchelwaite

Ryslip Tyres Dot Com

Donald Suckling

Stuart Pringle

Susan Bench

Cliff Stalways

Billy Sprayman

Trevor McGuelish

Earnest Gangly

Sydney Shipton

Barry Bouffant

Drayton Curfew

Septum Crowbar

Dick Circus

Liz Pulp

Rob Darby

Vanessa Fence

Vince Kendal

Mac Darby

Sally Joint

Welk Ashby

Maggie Gail

David Hammod

Leo Seer

Kit Blackcheek

Jackie Kak

Howard Tissue

Albert Eichborn

Peter Swaff

Rob Bonnet

Perry Bluehouse

Lee Bacon

Connie Sheik

Cliff Bonanza

Rula Bingo

Oliver Whasson

Watkins Winchester

Warwick Kineer

Ruth Lingum

Adam Haalal

Lionel Harshmaker

Gary the Plumber

Royce

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Famous Five Art Nostalgia #LC04

Introductory post

Introduction to ‘Les Cinq’

‘Les Cinq’ Masterpost

🐆🐕🐒 Les Cinq au cap des Tempêtes – The Famous Five and the Missing Cheetah

Original publication date: 1972 (France), 1981 (UK)

(Original cover by Jean Sidobre, 1972)

In this volume titled Les Cinq au cap des Tempêtes (lit. Five at Demon’s Rocks), the Five visit their old friend Tinker, who first made an appearance in Blyton’s #19 Five Go to Demon’s Rocks and came back in #21 Five Are Together Again.

As exciting as it is to revisit the extraordinary location that was the setting to the Five’s 19th adventure, don’t get your hopes up too much as the children will only make a brief visit there. It should also be noted that the lore surrounding the lighthouse has been slightly changed: in this story, the Haylings live in a large house in a village a few kilometers away from Kirrin Cottage, and the lighthouse is located off the coast of the same village. The lighthouse is not said to belong to the Hayling family; it is abandoned and in disrepair and has merely been “commandeered” by Tinker, who does not hold any owning rights. By contrast, in Blyton’s original lore, the lighthouse was stated as belonging to the Haylings, and it also seemed further away from Kirrin village as the Five had quite a long drive to reach it.

Now, let’s see what’s in store for our young detectives!

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Plot summary:

(Disclaimer: All provided translations are my own.)

The Five go to Demon’s Rocks to stay with Professor Hayling and his son, their friend Tinker. Along with Tinker’s monkey Mischief, the Five discover that another, rather unusual, pet has joined the Haylings’ household: a tamed cheetah named Attila, which was gifted to Professor Hayling by one of his friends.

(Meeting Attila)

[TRANSLATION: Anne: Aaahhh ! Tinker: Don't be afraid, this is Attila, our pet cheetah. He's as gentle as a lamb. He was given to us by a friend of Dad's, an explorer.]

During their first night there, George is awakened by some noise and sees two shadowy silhouettes moving in the garden... The next morning, Attila has disappeared! The Five search the grounds with no results. Soon, Professor Hayling receives a ransom note that was left in the mailbox: Attila’s kidnappers cheetahnappers are demanding the formula for a groundbreaking, low-cost fuel newly-developed by the scientist. After weighing the pros and cons, Professor Hayling decides not to agree to the ransom.

(Discussing the request for ransom)

[TRANSLATION: Julian: I understand, Professor Hayling, that Attila pales in comparison to such a discovery. Tinker: You can’t possibly give up your formula, Dad. Dick: By the way, have you sent your formula to the Ministry? Professor Hayling: No, not yet. Those bandits are well-informed. Tinker: Why don't you call the police? Professor Hayling: We’re short on time. I won't be at ease until my formula is at the Ministry. Going to the police would mean several hours wasted.]

Per the cheetahnappers' instructions, the Haylings’ housemaid, Jenny, is tasked with bringing the professor’s answer inside a wicker basket to a certain location in the woods. The children keep watch in the area, hoping to follow the bandits, but to their surprise a dog comes to fetch the wicker basket instead! The children follow the dog (a cocker spaniel) to a nearby beach but they are too late as the animal seems to have been picked up by the bandits who have then taken off in a boat.

(Investigating on the beach)

[TRANSLATION: Narrator: Anne makes a discovery at the water's edge. Anne: Footprints! George: And dog paw prints. Dick: All these tracks are heading towards the sea and stop at the water's edge. Julian: Blow!* George: So the bandits left in a boat with the cocker spaniel.]

[*Side note: I am ridiculously happy for this opportunity to use the outdated interjection “blow!” in one of my personal translations. I always find it very difficult to use old-timey language accurately, so this was a boon. 😁]

The next day, a letter arrives for Tinker, telling him to steal the formula from his father in exchange for Attila. Tinker is given four days to accomplish this task and the drop-off is arranged the same way as before. The children spend the next few days scouting the area in hope that Timmy will smell Attila’s trail, but to no avail. They also visit a nearby zoo, reasoning that not everyone is able to handle a cheetah and the culprit may work there, but they don’t accomplish anything other than Mischief living up to his name and making mischief with the resident monkeys.

George devises a plan for them to follow the cheetahnappers' boat after dropping off Tinker’s reply, taking advantage of a local boating festival, but the plan fails when the bandits don’t take the itinerary that the children expected them to.

(The Five get to have fun at the festival, while poor Tinker is on watch duty at the drop-off point – bad luck for Tinker!)

[TRANSLATION: Narrator: The Five enjoy the festival until the agreed time. Narrator (second panel): After a short meal, they get down to business and take up their observation post.]

Tinker receives a new three-day ultimatum and the children decide to capture the bandits' mail dog.

(Making plans to capture the bandits’ dog)

[TRANSLATION: George: It's you, Timmy, who'll catch Filibuster*. Dick: And to be on the safe side, we'll take a fishing net with us. Narrator: A moment later, Tinker writes a note to the bandits...]

[*Note: The children do not know the dog's name and decide to call him Flibustier (lit. Filibuster).]

(An adorable captive)

[TRANSLATION: Anne: Poor Filibuster! You don't look so scary. George (to both doggies): There! Here we go! You two make up.]

Realising that they can’t bring their dognapped hostage to Professor Hayling’s house, it occurs to Tinker that they can hide the dog in 'his' lighthouse.

When they arrive at the lighthouse, they are astonished to find Attila locked up in there, as the bandits chose this seemingly abandoned location to keep their captive away from prying eyes!

The bandits arrive at the lighthouse just as the children are discussing the situation and they only have time to hide. After some difficulties, they manage to evade the bandits and to escape by locking them up in the lighthouse. Meanwhile, a storm has risen, giving the children a few scares on the way back to the mainland.

(The children are stuck in the lighthouse while the bandits are in the next room, and Tinker has an idea: he shows Mischief how to close and lock a door so that Mischief will do the same and thus lock up the bandits discreetly… Monkey see, monkey do!)

[TRANSLATION: Narrator: The Five are desperate to find a solution when, suddenly, Tinker... Julian: Are you nuts? Tinker: Your turn, Mischief! Do as I do!]

(This picture mainly for the view of the lighthouse in the storm)

[TRANSLATION: Narrator: Outside, the storm is raging. Narrator (second panel): Mischief pushes against the door with all his might but... Anne: He'll never be able to do it.]

The police arrest the bandits, who were also wanted for other offenses in addition to cheetahnapping. The children go back to professor Hayling’s to celebrate their victory, and Tinker decides to adopt the cocker spaniel.

(Let’s celebrate!)

[TRANSLATION: Narrator: After the storm has calmed, the children take their boat and head back to Professor Hayling's house. Jenny: Is that Attila? Where did you find him? Tell me all about it! Tinker: Not until we’ve had a good meal!]

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Fun lines:

There’s an adorable moment in the lighthouse when Dick is holding the cocker spaniel in his arms while the children are hiding from the bandits:

« La petite troupe monta ainsi plusieurs marches. Mick avait pris Flibustier dans ses bras et lui parlait d’une voix rassurante en faisant mentalement des vœux pour que le cocker ne se mette pas à aboyer. Mais le chien, qui était d’un naturel placide, était trop heureux d’être caressé pour se soucier de donner de la voix. Il ferma les yeux et se laissa bercer comme un bébé. […] Entendant ses maîtres parler, Flibustier, alias Tommy, écarquilla un œil et agita une oreille. Mais Mick le serra doucement contre lui et Claude lui fourra un morceau de sucre dans la gueule. Béat, le chien resta tranquille. »

Translation:

“The little group climbed several steps. Dick had taken Filibuster in his arms and was talking to him in a reassuring voice, hoping that the cocker spaniel wouldn't start barking. But the dog, who was naturally placid, was only too happy to be cuddled to even think about making racket. The dog closed his eyes and let himself be rocked like a baby. […] Filibuster, a.k.a. Tommy, widened one eye and wiggled one ear upon hearing his owners’ voices. But Dick gave him a gentle squeeze and George stuffed a lump of sugar in his mouth. The dog was content and remained quiet.”

Cuuuuuuuute! 😍 I mean, Dick and the doggy are cute; George is… rather brusque!

[Note: Tommy is the dog's original name used by the bandits.]

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Cover art through the ages:

(Disclaimer: This is not an exhaustive list; sometimes the dates are difficult to pinpoint; and I have purposefully not included editions that re-used similar cover art, with differences only in layout and font style.)

(Cover art by Jean Sidobre, Hachette, 1984 – minor layout changes compared to the original 1972 cover art)

(Paul Gillon, Hachette, 1992 – the Five with their extended menagerie!)

(Quite a peaceful scene depicted by Frédéric Rébéna, Hachette, 2011 – the red-and-white paint scheme makes for a striking visual, although it is not necessarily what I have in mind when I think about an abandoned lightouse in disrepair…)

(Auren, Hachette, 2021 – facing the storm) [Note: You have to wonder where Tinker is, on all the modern covers…]

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Thanks for reading!

[original-spoiled-princess]

These big cockers coming out the woodwork asking to chat, but online your cock surely matters not? Or does it ? Have I not been capitalising on mine ?

Dick size doesn’t matter. It’s all about how you use it! But if yours is big big, why not capitalize on it?

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

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Chapter 38 - Wedding days. Episode 1.

-----Andy's point of view-----

Andy: IT'S HERE!!! THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE!!! I looked around with my drowsy morning eyes, I had just woken by some hammering in the garden, it could only be Congo and the others getting ready for the wedding. I grabbed my phone from the night stand and looked at the time. Just past 7??? Ugh!!! Maybe it was only Congo after all? I mean, who else is up this early in the morning? I turned around and looked at sleeping Evan next to me. Mmm he was completely naked. My eyes rested on his tiny brown chest hairs for a few seconds then travelled further down his body, meeting the light trail of hair leading towards his dick… mmmmm I could stare at it for days… on second thoughts, nah… I would probably get tired of just starring. My thoughts got interrupted as I heard voices outside… was that George and Gaby? Of course it was! Those two were the only ones crazy enough to also be up at this God forsaken hour of day! Wait…. Clover as well? ….And Robert? Alright, time to get up then I guess? I sighed deeply, stretched my body and once again got caught in starring at Evan, this time his lips and the light stubbles around them… mmm mmm…. that boy is perfection! God I wish I could marry him today as well!

Evan: You're starring at me again…Stop it! he mumbled with a sleepy voice

Andy: I chuckled hoarse Sorry… did I wake you up?

Evan: He grunted

Andy: God I wish I could just lay here and watch him the next hour, observe the way his chest rises as he breathes… The way his long hair waves and frames his perfect face

Evan: Andy, you're doing it again.

Andy: I chuckled hoarse and planted a soft kiss on his face I'll go get a shower. After showering and getting dressed, I found myself in the garden among friends and family. It turned out Daniel and my parents were already there as well. Everyone was happily chatting, and I spotted Congo pretty fast, hammering on what was to become the wedding arch. He spotted me quickly and dried his hands in a piece of fabric, then quickly made his way to me, wrapping his arms around my waist kissing me deep and lovingly. I moaned softly and grunted lightly

Congo: He chuckled softly Sorry, I know it's very early… he planted a soft kiss on my nose and looked around us Hey! Can anyone get Andy a cup of coffee please?

Gaby: Sure darling!

Congo: Alright… I need to go and make something ready… can you do me a favor and stay here please? He smiled lovingly and grabbed my hand, planting a gentle kiss on the back of it. You look gorgeous! I'm so happy. He leaned closer to my ear and whispered in a deep voice and thank you for last night. He winked at me as he straightened up again Just give me 5 minutes, I'll meet you here.

Andy: I nodded softly and smiled relieved as Gaby returned, handing me a big mug of coffee Thank you! I desperately need this right now!

Gaby: She chuckled softly No problem darling. She looked around a bit secretive So where's Evan hiding? Is he still in bed?

Andy: I nodded softly and sipped my coffee Yeah… I think he's still sleeping?

Gaby: She smiled softly Ahh… so he isn't hiding?

Andy: I pulled my shoulders lightly I dunno? I don't think so?

Gaby: I'm surprised. I thought he would be a nerve wreck today. I mean, after that car ride home. She leaned closer and lowered her voice so only her and I could hear the conversation So… did you continue in bed or?

Andy: I blushed lightly and chuckled hoarse, sipping my coffee, while trying to avoid eye contact with her

Congo: Andy? Will you look over here please?

Andy: Phew! Saved in the last second! I turned around slowly, still sipping my coffee, and I couldn't believe the sight in front of my eyes! A rusty/golden brown cocker spaniel came running through the grass. I coughed on my coffee and quickly handed the mug to Gaby, looking at Congo with questioning eyes

Congo: Chuckled warmly Happy anniversary and wedding day!

Andy: I looked at the puppy with happy tears in my eyes Is it mine?

Congo: Yes she is! My gift to you on this special day. Go on, go say hi to her…

Andy: I chuckled softly and dried my hands over my eyes to remove the tears that had gathered in them, and quickly walked up to the puppy, instantly picking her up, laughing softly as she kissed my face, but as she was too wild, I quickly put her down again, as I didn't want my clothes to be dirty. Hi there… who are you?

Congo: He walked up to me and planted a kiss on my cheek She's a mix… I picked her up at the animal shelter yesterday, but dropped her off at Clovers. She brought her with her when she arrived today. He smiled warmly She's a little old for a puppy… 6 months, but she's healthy and very friendly as you already noticed. I signed the papers already, but they gave me a week to return her in case you feel it's too overwhelming for you?

Andy: I shook my head lightly No. It's perfect… she's perfect… thank you. I smiled at him happily and hugged him tight You're perfect!

Congo: He chuckled warmly I'm very happy you're happy. Go play with her a bit, I'm gonna go mingle with the guests and then go finish the arch. He smiled warmly and kissed my forehead How's Evan doing? Does his hip still hurt?

Andy: I pulled my shoulders I dunno? I barely talked with him, he was still half asleep when I left, and pretty annoyed by me I chuckled hoarse

Congo: Oh… he grabbed my arms softly and pulled me a bit further away from the others So, do you think he regret last night? He looked around a bit nervous

Andy: I frowned lightly Did you guys continue after I fell asleep?

Congo: He grunted softly We kissed a bit in the shower, but that's it. I stopped it cause I didn't feel it was right to continue. There should be a clear limit as he isn't gay. Things can way too quickly get out of hand, and I don't wanna lose anything we have in our little family. It's simply too big of a gamble. Plus, I am in no way interested in a second relationship. That just doesn't agree with me he chuckled softly Go play with the puppy, I'll pop my head in and check up on him, alright? I want you to have no worries today, alright?

Andy: I sighed softly and smiled Thank you… for everything. I leaned in and French kissed him lovingly for a good minute, then hugged him close and let go, quickly picking up a twig from the ground and started playing with my new puppy.

------Congo's point of view-------

Congo: I chuckled warmly as I observed Andy and the puppy playing, then quickly made my way towards the tv room, to go and check on Evan. He was nowhere to be seen, so I made my way to the bathroom, knocking lightly on the door Evan… are you in there?

Evan: Congo?

Congo: Yeah? I leaned against the door to better hear him

Evan: Can you come in here, please?

Congo: I hesitated a few seconds Are you dressed?

Evan: Yeah… just…. I need help!

Congo: I opened the door slowly and stepped in. He was standing in front of the big wall mirror, fully dressed in black, what you would expect from Evan, and he looked damn handsome too. He was seemingly fumbling with something on his right arm Are you alright?

Evan: Yeah he grunted it's this wrist band… he grunted lightly I got it from Andy recently, but didn't have time to wear it yet, so the leather is still very stiff… he grunted irritated I can't close it myself.

Congo: I smiled warmly at him although he didn't look my way Let me… I walked up to him, gently grabbing his wrist with both hands, and in a few seconds, I had closed the wrist band in the right hole There you go. As I let go of his wrist I let my right hand slide forwards a bit, grabbing his hand gently, letting it disappear in mind, gently placing my other hand on his lower back How are you feeling today? my voice was calming and warm

Evan: He kept looking at his own reflection as he talked in a lowered deep voice I don't know…. anxious, but at the same time calm… I don't know how to describe it? He turned his head and looked at me with tired eyes

Congo: Do you need anythi I didn't get to finish my question before he wrapped his arms around my waist and leaned his head against my chest

Evan: I just need a quick hug… please…. I'll be okay, I just need a moment.

Congo: I nodded softly and wrapped my arms around him tight Sure…. take all the time you need. We stood like that a couple of minutes before he let go and took a deep breath, splashing some cold water in his face Better now?

Evan: He nodded softly and opened the bathroom cabinet, grabbing his black eyeliner and started to apply it

Congo: How is the hip doing? Any better?

Evan: He smiled softly Yeah.. well it looks like shit! He chuckled softly But there's no pain as long as I don't touch the spot or around it.

Congo: I smiled warmly That's nice to hear. If you feel like, Akin can take a look at it when he comes later?

Evan: He grunted softly No, I'm good.

Congo: I smiled softly as I kinda knew that would be the answer. So, did you sleep well?

Evan: He nodded softly Yeah… thank you.

Congo: You're welcome. I smiled at him warmly and nodded at the bathroom door I'll go join the others if you don't need anything else? I still have a wedding arch to finish as well.

Evan: He half smiled at me a bit forced I'm gonna join you in the garden in few minutes. I just need to brush my teeth.

Congo: I nodded softly and couldn't help but feel the awkward tension that suddenly seemed to enter the room Okay… if you need anything you know where to find me. Andy is in the garden too.

Evan: He nodded softly as I slipped out the door

Congo: The day went on well. Breakfast was shared in the garden, more people started showing up, and soon our little gang was gathered, and even my dad found his way with Sparkle. Soon I had finished the arch with a little help from Evan and Lenny. And I could also sink down on a chair and enjoy a few pieces of bread before the day could truly start. The day and afternoon went great. Everyone was at a good mood. Andy, Gizmo and Sparkle mostly played with the puppy, Delilah as Andy quickly had decided to name her. Drinks were streaming, food was plenty, music was flowing and the good mood was everywhere. And as the sun started sinking, the music got dimmed. It was time. But before I could get to the arch, Andy was already there, sitting on a chair, with a guitar in his hand. He smiles softly and asked for everybody to gather around. And as they did, he with a warm voice told us, he would like to honor the tradition of dedicating a song to me on our wedding day. He took a long deep look into my eyes, and then started playing, Evan and Daniel along the way joining in on electrical guitar and drums from further away in the garden so Andy was still main focus. It was the best wedding gift I could have gotten. My three boys, coming together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3i0eOfchxg

[mangle-my-mind]

Slash Ships to Get to Know Me

**Rules**: Name at least five (no upper limit) slash (M/M) ships you love. Each from a different fandom.

Thanks @autumnsup for tagging me! My brain immediately went haywire trying to think of this list. I might steal a few ships that you mentioned ;) also my definition of what constitutes slash is a pretty loose one. Some of these relationships I imagine as & instead of /, but I still froth at the mouth thinking about them so I'm including them here.

Velvet Goldmine - Jack Fairy/Curt Wild. This one isn't explicitly in the movie, but the dynamics of Jack and Curt just make it such a worthwhile relationship to explore. There's so much care and tenderness I can imagine between them, with Jack being there for Curt at one of his lowest points and the two of them working on music together. In my fic "In Berlin," I displayed their relationship as more or less platonic, but that doesn't mean I don't ABSOLUTELY LOVE the idea of them being together more intimately. There are some amazing gorgeous fics of Curt/Jack out there that I have read a million times over! (Close VG seconds are Arthur/Curt and Jack/Malcolm. Curt/Brian is important of course, and I love reading fic about it, but it's just too doomed for me to put my heart behind lol)

Our Flag Means Death - Ed Teach/Stede Bonnet. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. The way this show rotted my brain. The way these gay pirates seeped into my consciousness and won't leave. Their story so far has been so wonderful (and devastating - that goes without saying) and I'm so excited for their relationship to deepen in season 2. There's promise of more drama, more romance, and more spiciness! In the meantime, though, I'm eternally grateful to the literal tens of thousands of Ed/Stede fics that build on this love story. (Jim/Oluwande and Lucius/Pete are also incredible)

Beatles - McLennon. Okay, so this one is kind of wishy-washy for me because of the rpf element. There have been some McLennon fics that have given me everything I'd ever want and more. Then there have been fics that just made me uncomfy. This is a personal thing and not at all trying to hate on any fic writers; sometimes the spiciness gets too much when I remember John and Paul are real-life people. Regardless - McLennon is a love story. It is. They were in love, no matter how you look at it, and their relationship and how it manifested in their music and actions is such an interesting arc to observe. Ugh I just love reading their quotes about each other, seeing their studio interactions, analyzing their lyrics in songs directed at each other. And there have been so many fics that have captured this relationship between them so beautifully (whether or not it was accurate, it felt real enough to me). I've been in the Beatles fandom longer than in any other fandom, and even if I don't approach the John/Paul ship the way I do fictional ships, it brings me so much joy to learn about and read about and see art about their decades-long love story. (Another Beatles-ish relationship I've been loving lately is George/Bob Dylan. They are absolute girlies maximizing their joint slay)

Across the Universe - Jude/Max. This ship is kind of recent, though my love for the movie is years-old. On a recent rewatch, I realized that actually, no, Jude and Lucy aren't really right for each other, no matter how hopeful that ending seems for their story. And I love the dynamic between Max and Jude. And I've read some incredible fics recently covering just that. So yes, give me more Jude/Max please. And all Beatles fans should watch this movie btw. Also fans of trippy visuals and ambitious musical numbers and fun cameos (Bono? Eddie Izzard? Salma Hayek? Joe Cocker? sign me up)

Trainspotting - Renton/Sick Boy. Again a movie that has been a part of my life for so freaking long, but a ship that came a little later. I love their dynamic and how it changes through the films. In the 90s, they're kinda dicks to each other, but "he's a mate" so they tolerate each others' antics. The fics written about this era are so interesting, because on the surface there's a lot of shitty behavior to each other, but underneath there's always care and love. By the time they reach the 2010s, they've been estranged for twenty years, and yet they really do cling to each other. Part of that is just clinging to the past and trying to recreate some beautiful bygone days they're imagining, but still there's love between them. Anyway go read some Mark/Simon fic because it's always a good time.

Thanks again for tagging me! Anyone feel free to get in on this. I'll tag @moonage-xx-daydream @holy-loki - if you guys feel like doing it :)