#dice rolls

[cottagedeer]

For those curious about what the GolBaby would look like, I have been dropping some lovely hints here and there, but to confirm one thing.

Each au is a genetic roulette.

And yes, I will use my dnd dice to determine how human or eldritch creature of worldly destruction the GolBaby will be.

Natural 1 | 100% Human

Natural 20 | That world is sooo dunzo as the golbaby could possibly destroy it if it felt like it.

Let's start with other AUs before we get to vanilla old man Simon.

| First, Simone from Fionna's universe. |

| Next, Winter king from the... loose swap universe? |

| Next, Ice King from a universe where Simon wasn't cured from the crown. (Or the identity crisis au, your pick) |

| Next, Ice Prince AND Freezer Simon because WHY TF NOT! (Ice Dice is IP and dark galaxy dice is FS) |

| Next is apocalypses Simon because silver fox needs a baby too. |

| Next is Ice President because whydoyouguyswanthimpreggers!? |

| And last, Vanilla Simon. |

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This is not rigged! I have witnesses!

[tobiasforms]

[diceyclipse]

Some dice rolls for you !

[mattymurdox]

My rolls last session were wild. Lowest was an 11, three 15s two 19s an 18 and a 17.

[cutedice]

Do you write NSFW?

No, not really.

I guess technically yes depending on what's considered nsfw? It sort of depends on the raunchy level for me though.

I won't write anything super duper explicit, but I'll write buildups and such before a fade to black.

Maybe at some point in the future I'll dabble into full blown smut but rn that's the best I can offer on a comfortability level.

[hellbentrapture]

Yeah sooo I started a playthrough of Enderal and was making some decent progress but then you knooow Baldur's Gate 3 came out so that's what I've been up to....hence the lack of updates on that playthrough lmao. And I suspect I will be busy with BG3 for a long time.

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Notable moments so far in BG3, no real spoilers:

That dice roll is gonna haunt me for the next forever. If it's later in the evening, and my window is open, you can hear when I laugh. So I can guarantee that anyone in the alley or area heard me absolutely yelling when this happened.

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[hisuian-history-makers]

Writing Prompt Fifteen:

It was odd how such great adventurers/heroes/mercenaries could mess up so spectacularly.

You had accompanied a party of mixed ones years ago. Some days, they were the noblest people you could meet (even if for a price). On others—you swore they lost their minds to some chaotic force. The forever nameless thief patched people up in the blink of an eye using the same swift hands that pickpocketed. Lady Tremaine the Centaur Paladin delivered “holy bucks” to any disrespectful fools. Boomer, the party artificer, had a penchant for explosives though you still buy his bountiful harvest type.

What was truly chaotic about them (and party members who passed on) was that on occasion they would flub something. A thrown weapon from someone tripping managed to take out several foes. One of the clerics once managed to open a portal to the eternal pits. The singular Druid just made an entire army from adopting Dire Wolves. Boomer created inverse-bombs that exploded(?) into a single point!

Of course, no one believed your ridiculous tales.

[squareblind]

Dropping the ball: Peglin attempts a turn-based pachinko RPG

By Neil Merrett Peglin, released on Nintendo Switch in 2024, developed by Red Nexus Games While hardly a simulation of Pachinko, Peglin takes the gambling and ball drop mechanics of the popular craze to create a playful RPG that aims to give the player a meaningful sense of control over fate, gravity and bouncy balls. It would be fair to say that the UK has very little understanding of the…

[rollingtablesiguess]

Rolls to Alarm Your Players

Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.

[pensareforwriting]

I made some random tables and rolled some dice for a writing prompt kind of thing. I'll include which I rolled.

D4 | Type

roll 1x

Short Story

5 Chapters

Short Story (horny) <-

5 Chapters (horny)

D6 | Genre

roll 1x

Sci-Fi (serious)

Fantasy (serious)

Realistic Drama

Romance

Fantasy (silly)

Sci-Fi (silly) <-

D8 | Setting

roll 1x

City

School

Boat

Apartment Complex

Underground

Rural <-

Isolated Society

Frozen Tundra

D10 | Protagonist

roll 1x

Teenage Boy

Teenage Girl <-

Man

Woman

Nonbinary Teen

Nonbinary Adult

Cat

Elderly Nonbinary Person

Elderly Man

Elderly Woman

D12 | Premise

roll 1x

Search for Macguffin

Betrayal <-

Caught in Lies

Happily Ever After (after struggle)

Parody

Everything Works Out (due to luck)

Government Corruption

Moral Corruption

Revenge

Comedy

Everyone Dies

It was All a Dream

D20 | Random

roll 3x

Weirdly Intelligent Dog

Mysterious Pond

Red-Haired Shopkeeper <-

Annoying Younger Brother

A Literal Ticking Time Bomb

Theft

Murder

Arson

Competition

A Cooking Scene

Kidnapping <-

A Weird Parrot <-

Shapeshifting

A Copious Amount of Chocolate Chips

Heterosexuality

Fourth Wall Breaks

Magic Tricks

$0.15 is Somehow Important

Ghosts

Older Mentor

[asavt]

Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...

[artsymeeshee]

More Aro/Ace themed sweaters

[shaniacsboogara]

liking dnd is so funny because yeah you play the actual game sometimes but mostly you just think about the game and watch other people play the game and slowly go insane thinking about how much you wish you could play the game and hoping that buying more shiny rocks will fix everything

[educationaldm]

Can you just replace Damage rolls with outcomes from your d20 and speed up your combat? Professor DungeonMaster (DungeonCraft) takes a look.

[paprikaries]

"There are two type of Dice.." _ animation WIP Showman: "...What ..are you doing?" 🤨 Gangster: "What do you mean?" 🙃 Fanart/fananimation gif: King Dice/Mr. King Dice (Cuphead franchise, Cuphead the game, the Cuphead show by mdhr studio/netflix). It's still a wip but I wanted to post it anyway! XD

[cutedice]

HI HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT UR AO3 BOOK

1 will you update it ever and 2 was the end of the killerzoro one left open ended on purpose or were you going to follow it up with frisky stuff eventually

Ooh. Good question. I don't know if I'll update it! I have plans to but I'm working on a few dif things right now.

Also! Yes, the Zoro/Killer short was left the way it was on purpose. I don't plan to write a second part to it and what might have happened up in the crows nest, but maybe one day! Perhaps. It's my favorite part of the whole one-shot book so at least I want to write for the pairing again some day.