#dice gods man

[retrokid616]

critical role episode 76 pregame

so ashton was in lava

FUCKING LUDINUS SHOWED UP!

and laudna did the most clutch counter spell ever now normally i do the zoolander bit

thank you zane but i feel like the short it self say it

so lets see how many more clutch plays the bells got left in them this week on critcal rol-OH FUCK THERE GOING BACK TO WHITSTONE!

see y'all in the liveblogs

[cath-lic]

i don’t often call things the work of the devil but i think capitalism and AI are pretty good contenders

[sea-buns]

Is anyone still doing stats for d20? Y'all doing an update of the Intrepid Heroes' nat20s at the end of fhjy?

Cuz, if memory serves, I think Zac was always the highest. And I wanna see him still sitting at the top with whatever that insane lead-gap must look like now

Edit: I've found the post I was referring to! Shoutout to @percentageweirdo!! Love me a good number table

[toomuchgri]

Fish & Wood chips ?! ( Tutori'al & Gillion Tidestrider )

Who Lives Who Dice x Just Roll With It: Riptide Crossover :3

[daincrediblegg]

Seriously when the fuck will something new with jared harris in it come out I am fucking starving

[kulliare]

yippeeee the dices

[hellastrangedice]

Here's me screaming into the void a PSA:

if your mattress is like 10 years old chances are it's old and possibly broken down and may end up hurting you!!!!!

My back pain has been increasing for months and now that I got a new mattress my spine is fine now. Had to get damn pt for my pinched nerves and slipped discs.

[threeofeight]

Me: I don't need more dice.

Also me: Click clack click shiny

Me: Seriously. They are close to £50 for a set and you play D&D virtually 99% of the time. We don't need them.

Also me: shiny math rocks make me happy

[intertexts]

also in retrospect p5 last night was startlingly horrifying!!!!! in like,,, a hellblazer neil gaiman metal hurlant type of way-- my patient is deeply traumatized & riddled with guilt over the death of her sister. obviously the solution is to delude her into believing SHE IS her dead sister!! no one else believes this btw its just her dragging around her sisters dead corpse. and calling herself by her name. everyone else is like oh yeah kasumi fucking died. and sumire is over here like hi my names kasumi! fucking insane. and this (putting fresh drywall over the gaping bloody wounds in the walls) makes her happy because she doesnt have to think about it ^_^ a

[absolutepokemontrash]

Friends, I have finally run round 2 of my Obey Me! DND one shot! Two different parties, both times with me as the newbie DM!

I have learned many things, and had much fun, and I can’t wait to write y’all a summary of this because HOLY SHIT-

[sleepy-stitches]

cleaning my room is so much effort but oh well its not like anything could have been done to reduce that <- FOOL WHO HASNT CLEANED IN OVER A YEAR

[jrueships]

i love how benny is the only one who can make tiny (dice) look like he's a creature capable of compassion

[unluckyxse7en]

Things Not to do when the executives are dysfunctioning at 9 in the morning:

Art ❌️

Knitting ❌️

Writing ❌️

Literally anything creative, constructive or otherwise nourishing for the artistic soul ❌️

Things to do when the executives are dysfunctioning at 9 in the morning:

Make penny rolls ✅️

[crunchycrystals]

watching the scene in unsleeping city where everyone goes out of the room so brennan can one on one rp with them as the american dream and like i was shaking with tension trying to see if anyone would actually say yes and then ally came in and my jaw dropped and then the nat 20 happened and i hurt my throat from screaming

[arolesbianism]

Sigh sorry for the ranting I rly did want to be positive abt this update but unfortunately there's just too much negatives and too little stand out positives

[tojisun]

“s’alright, i’ve got it,” is like insanely hotter when it’s things that are mundane.

like opening a ridiculously tight jar of pickles that you’ve been struggling with, or trying to find the end of the tape for you cuz you swear you can’t feel the damn thing, or bending down to pick up something you’ve dropped, or taking over the dicing of onions cuz you’re starting to tear-up, or reaching over to pass you the remote control when it’s too far from your grasp, or fluffing up the throw blanket over you just at the sight of the slightest tremor, or shaking your wet umbrella for you while you dig through your pockets for the keys.

like, they’re things that you can do. things that he knows you can do, but he just– he loves taking care of you.

and it’s not like he’s even doing this consciously. it was something like second nature to him – taking over when things have become even the slightest of inconvenience for you.

hell, you didn’t even know it was a thing until your friend pointed it out—

“john’s really nurturing, ain’t he?”

the words were not made with ill intent nor were they judgy, and were rather just honest with open curiosity like it was unexpected; like this familiarity of john taking over and you folding yourself into him was…

unusual.

all you could do was nod, your mind racing at all instances and finding it in you that you love him like that. so attentive. so ready to help and to be of service and to spoil, no matter how banal.

god. how could you have ever been so lucky, huh?

(or or: older man john price with daddy issues but through your eyes.)