#diamond on netherite my beloved

[bitesizedgallows]

i took a quick video showcasing (nearly) all the new armor trims from the new snapshot today! sorry for not including the turtle helmets </3

includes iron, gold, chain, diamond, and netherite armor, all 11 templates, their source, and all 10 minerals

you actually can’t have the trim material == armor material in survival, but this was done with commands so it exists in the video. netherite on netherite looks kinda nice though. i’m violently shaking at this and all the possibilities with resource packs + data packs

[milder-manners]

Which challenge was your favorite from Dream? (I'd say bar manhunt but maybe it's actually not your n°1)

I personnaly really liked the random item challenge and the death swap

- V

(Manhunt is def my n1, don't worry I'm pretty standard)

My non-manhunt favorites change pretty often but at the moment ...

THESE TWO!!!

Minecraft Random Item Challenge VS 2 Hunters my Beloved!!

Like you V, I fricking love this video. The Drama, the unintentional thematic items, the situational comedy, (the story fic potential)!!

The video starts off with pretty standard stakes, Sapnap and George vs Dream. An unfair match, but no one’s upset, the audience knows how easily Dream can turn the tables if the circumstances turn juuust right. And despite what the title says, Dream is a Hunter like Sapnap and George. They all only have one life, and are fighting to the death.

But then, not even 5 min in, the power levels get completely skewed. George and Sapnap both receive diamond weapons and George gets a diamond chestplate, and Dream gets his iconic turtle helmet. Suddenly, the fight becomes a chase, and Dream has to run for his life until a new item spawns in to even the tides. (He finds a ruined portal underwater, and inside its chest is a flint and steel.)

Dream then gets some good armor and a trident, and the dynamics change once again.

The video kind of takes a turn for the comedic here. It’s a 2v1, yet Dream becomes the aggressor. He’s starts initiating fights, the one who chases down Sapnap and George with his dozen tridents, and it’s the duo who begins running off, building up a tower to get away. And this goes on even when George gets netherite boots and chest plates, and Sapnap gets an elytra and rockets; they still mostly engage in guerrilla tactics to basically harass Dream. Dream literally begins yelling at them to come here and fight him.

And that tickles me so much because this is basically a culmination of how the manhunts conditioned George and Sapnap to treat Dream; a guy who’ll prevail against all odds.

And this over precaution is what ultimately does them in in the end. It gave Dream enough time and space to prepare a TNT trap that kills them all.

Man, it’s such a fun video. I didn’t even mention all the little moments between everyone, like “OH GEORGE” “IT’S OH SAPNAP!”, “You have better stuff than us” “Pff—how?”, “George, I know you can’t drive but you need to do a u-turn baby”; and how the items eventually gained a theme with each hunter, creating a pseudo narrative of a sky spirit and rock/metal spirit harassing a sea spirit. It’s such a good mix of tense competition, and silly fun.

Minecraft Hostage Simulator

Another 2v1 video but also a muffinteers video! This one is such a classic for me, I genuinely hope they revisit this one.

The gradual development of Bad becoming a complete menace. The long trek of the horn passing between George and Sapnap and eventually to Bad. That hilarious point in the Nether where the two beat the shit out of Bad while he hangs off the cliff as retaliation. Dream embracing his inner trickster archetype, setting a deal with Bad with specific conditions to loophole around them. Sapnap and George pulling off that incredible boat trick and snatching Bad from Dream. Dream getting murdered by dolphins, a complete turnaround from their usual grace. The dynamic shifting midway in the video to a 3v1 when the Hunters decide to work together to Get Bad.

And that epic fight/chase after the Nether!!! Oh My God!!

The improvisation, the lying, the music with the chase, the buildup of tension from the editing! The sudden introduction of the reason behind Bad being a hostage was that he’s a sacrifice to feed the dragon?!?! Chefs kiss. Incredible ten out of ten.

Again, I hope this video comes back but with a way for Bad to win. He was literally the star of this show.

[purpleglitch]

I ramble for too long about my art (The post)

(Drawings here)

Thanks again to Nunki and Nov so much for pulling me out of art block 😭💕 I had so much fun drawing all of this and experimenting with poses and colors, etc. that I wouldn't have tried before this!! i'm so sorry this took like 2 months to finish there was lots of stuff going on but I finally finished it and i'm very happy how it all turned out. I made this post just to go through my thought process LMAO

DAY 1: Early SMP Days

This one was inspired by the "he asked for no pickles" meme and how in an early dsmp stream c!dream (in full enchanted netherite armor) asks c!george (half iron/diamond armor) to protect him with a crossbow while they go to l'manburg

At first this one was gonna be a quick drawing but then i got too invested into drawing the armor that it got out of hand and suddenly i had spent 2 days on that 💀

Also all the other drawings were gonna be like this one, a bit simple than what i usually do, but i got too invested x2 and ended up rendering(?) more the rest of drawings

C!dream is c!george's baby, like the cc's dynamic 👍

DAY 2: Objects of Affection

THE SHIELD DEMONS GOT ME 👹👹👹👹 also c!gnf keeps the mask even though it's a bit broken :3

C!gnf is a bit dirty because he doesn't shower, also he sleeps on the grass sometimes, he doesn't get sunburnt because XD protects him from that, also c!sapnap is the one that finds him like that and brings him back to kinoko

I think this is the drawing with most layers only because it was for setting the lighting

This one set the bar of how many details can i put on the next drawings haha got too silly and flew too close to the sun

DAY 3: Worship/Devotion

Inspired by religious imagery in renaissance paintings, they're very pretty and detailed and ohgggg i thought that aesthetic fit XDNF's dynamic ^_^

When I finished the drawing i added a canvas texture so it looked like the mentioned paintings' texture

The pose was so complicated but thankfully i hid all the weird anatomy under capes and hair(?) 🤭 and I have a mirror right next to my computer so i used myself as reference for the hands

The halo around c!gnf's head could be a reference to the headcanon of georgeeeHD existing and being another dsmp deity or also hinting at george's "destroying the smp" stream and how powerful and crazy insane he is!!! also the reflection of XD's halos on his eyes, they worship each other i think, xdnf makes my tummy hurt /pos

DAY 4: Visions/Dreams

Inspired by my weirdcore demons :3 i love that aesthetic so much

I did the error pop up on this custom generator!!

Saved a lot of time by making c!dream faceless since it would be covered by the pop up anyway, but it can also be symbolism for c!gnf not remembering his face or something crazy

I again used myself as reference for the hands i'm so cool and epic

Also I used a tutorial on how to make the vhs effect/chromatic aberration on paint tool sai and added grainy texture on the background for more spice :3

DAY 5: Reunion/Post-Nuke

I reused an old sketch of c!dnf side profile for this one, hashtag work smart not hard 😎 except i polished it and changed some stuff and now it looks way better than the old version

The concept was happy reunion, they're happy to see each other!! c!dnf good ending, i say in tears.

c!gnf touching the c!dritties :3 jk he's feeling his heartbeat, he can't believe he's real!!!

I had so much fun drawing the blood on the bandages and c!dream's scars, please zoom and admire them, it took so long,,,,

DAY 6: Roleswap

My demons..... my beloved rs au..... the posts i made some while ago were based on this drawing, i have a tag on my blog now for that au

RS!dnf wear matching chains!! also the concept for this drawing was that someone interrupted their make out session :3

Symbolism moment!! I like to draw characters with nail polish of the color it represents them, in this case green for dream and blue for george, but for this au, their colors are swapped: green for george and blue for dream, it symbolizes how their roles (king/knight) on that story are different and don't match with the canon. storywise, they're so in love they wanted to keep each other on themselves somehow so they exchanged nail polish colors

DAY 7: CC Roleplay/Cosplay

Sisyphus would be proud of me (<- almost gave up before drawing this), unironically i got demotivated when i finished day 6 so i took a break and then i went insane with this one

The concept was c!dnfies wearing cc!dnf outfits, dream specifically has so many outfit options but I ended up choosing the famous "dteam in madrid" outfit plus a cat beanie, and I couldn't find a fortnite jesus poster for george's shirt so i just found a silly cat pic and yeah ^_^

Thank you random twt user for the idea 👍

And that's it! I probably forgot to say some stuff more but i started to get anxious this post would be too long. Again thank you so much guys for being supportive over the wips i showed you and also being insane about c!dnf too 😭 <3

[witherrosealliance]

anyway blue sword boys the blue sword boys my beloved wasn't the netherite sword grian made with scar, made out of the diamond sword he made with martyn and bigb.

[jungl-leavs]

back before my beloved survival world got reset i got one (1) netherite ingot from a bastion. i used it on my diamond pickaxe but i was so anxious about losing it that i put it away in my ender chest and only brought it out for special occasions once in a blue moon. it was like those muskets they hang on walls

[plztumb1rhelpmegetoveranxiety]

Total goods gotten from digging in for treasure based if map found boat

1 diamond

1 book and quill

1 bottle o' enchanting

1 heart of the sea

5 iron

2 chain helmets

1 set of iron boots

And 1 tnt

Also how does one make smooth stone?

FUCK YEAH CHAIN HELMETS

[shittysawtraps]

hello henry, or should i say enderbear1999, as your “x box” username says. i want to play a game. a video game, to be specific. recently amanda has been getting me into playing this “mine craft” game that you spend so much time on, so, after i learned you display your callous disrespect for your life by “griefing” on the servers of your fellow players, i decided to make use of my newfound crafting and/or mining skills.

as you can see, i have brought you to the nether base you created in your beloved minecraft hardcore world. in front of you is a trapped chest containing a bow and a single arrow. once the chest is opened, a five-minute timer will begin, and you will be swarmed by creepers, killing you and ruining your progress... unless, of course, you shoot one of the two target blocks hanging over the lake.

shooting one of these target blocks will cause the item atop the unshot block to be cast into the lava below. to your left is an elaborate dropper system containing all of your iron, diamonds, and netherite. to your right, your tamed wolf companion, sitting obliviously atop a target extended by a sticky piston.

you will not log off today without losing something you cherish- the very same fate you inflicted on all of those innocent players who worked hard on their structures, which you knowingly destroyed. choose wisely, henry. will you sacrifice your protection, or the only friend you’ve made so far? or will indecision take them both from you?

make your choice, henry. mine or craft.

[sootneo]

no one gave a fuck when i posted this on twitter but hello, this is my personal au for what rt's character would be like in the dsmp:

— i think the role that would fit rt in the dsmp the best is a simple resource-full kind of character. i don't really see him engaging in like elections and wars. because of smplive, i like to think he'd make lots of potions and sell them around for cheap prices. i also REALLY like the idea of rt selling and trading some materials like diamonds and such, consequently having to mature a bit more on that to be able to get netherite.

+ a good main "characteristic" could be that. with time, he becomes professional at digging holes and progresses until he's able to build huge underground spaces, raising an entire empire while hundreds of blocks under the earth. he could have scars from his adventures to the nether, from exploring caves and ravines, and have his clothes go from the suit to a more simple look since he gets dirty easily, only switching to an usual snazzy attire when it comes to going around selling his beloved potions.

+ he could be good friends with techno over that! they'd probably trade a lot, and since they would go well together personality wise, it would develop into an "i'm actually just straight away giving this to you just do this silly favor for me and you can have it."

+ he'd probably get interested in building (before making his empire and everything), he was so dedicated when building the spire in that one smp that it was cute, and the 100 players streams are always about builds, so he would start making little dirt houses, then more cool wooden houses, then progressing through tutorials until he's able to make somewhat of a castle to live in. he'd probably take inspiration from past builds his scribers had made and maybe cc rt could ask for consent to recreate it.

— about the three lives: i think rt would be very scared of losing them, but not in a "i don't wanna die i don't wanna die i don't wanna die" way, but in a "man if i lose a life it's gonna SUCK ASS and i'm gonna be FUCKED pretty soon."

+ he doesn't like getting involved in any kind of pvp, with mobs or people, but he's not scared when it happens. i think he can be quite good at pvping (judging by that one charity stream he did with kevin with the natural disasters happening because that's also all i remember). he's also really good at fleeing from it, like parkouring around, so people would have to hunt him down to get him.

+ about losing them: i think he'd rather lose them in a dramatic situation than simply mining or getting killed by a mob. i wanna think he'd become more and more neurotic everytime he loses one. with 3 he's just chilling and talking to everyone. with 2 he's a bit too cautious of who he approaches or stays close to. with 1 life left he would actually just "go missing" and live underground, away from everyone; i think it would make a cool arc to have someone go look for him and end up stuck in all the mazes he has built and stuff, and it could end in them either becoming good friends or... rt killing them and people getting a confirmation that he's alive because the "_____ was slain by RTGame" would appear in chat. >:)

— about the relationships, rt with wilbur and techno is basically inevitable. but he'd befriend everyone, even if only to a "oh yes, we've talked once! it was nice!" point.

+ he'd be a bit too anxious to talk to tommy, but he'd probably try and befriend him over building stuff, that when he was still a newbie, making cute gardens and tents here and there with the little guy. he'd probably attempt to act like an older sibling just like he watched wilbur and techno do, not exactly soft-spoken but not being too loud so tommy could find a bit of peace in him, still laughing at his jokes and going "tommy, please..." between giggles when he's being mischievous. he'd be someone to suddenly crawl out of a hole just to help tommy when he was in exile, giving him food and some things dream wouldn't notice are different.

+ i like to think that the "tutorials" he'd use were actually lessons from phil. he'd visit him often and ask to help whenever he could, to which dadza couldn't say no to, getting proud whenever rt made something cool by himself or followed his tips while making something impressive for a newbie. they'd spend time building, but i think he'd end up asking rt for materials as well after techno had mentioned it to him one day. i don't think both ccs would like to get heavily involved in lore, so they'd probably talk about others just like they talk about them irl, except maybe once or twice for techno lore or wilbur lore.

+ he'd be good pals with eret too, being protective with him over fundy. they'd be the "we barely know each other but i respect YOU" duo. i think fundy would also really like him to the point of being a very present friend, visiting him often just to talk, maybe going on walks just to mess around. these two would come as package deal.

+ techno and him would act like they "just know each other," but they're actually almost best friends at that point. even though rt understands techno would rather be alone and do things on his own, he shows how he cherishes him by paying visits while bringing useful gifts, staying a bit to help techno here and there with like farming stuff or anything that is considered "not too much" as techno would say. if he called, techno would probably come running to help him. techno also likes the fact rt is good friends with phil, takes care of tommy and is someone who deeply cares about wilbur. i would like to think he'd actually help techno during the butcher happenings because of how close they could've gotten.

+ rtsoot. how do i get started on rtsoot. i don't think he would be the reason for rt to show up at the dsmp, i think rt actually would've wandered there and accidentally found a home for himself, but he'd have arrived just as soon as l'manberg would start counting down its last days. wilbur wouldn't have seen him yet, but rt had heard of his friend being there. the first time wilbur sees him, he has already become unhinged, throwing a "you've gotta be fucking kidding me. you, out of all people, rt?" at him and making him already notice something's happening. i don't like thinking they'd interact much other than wilbur visiting him once and acting very weird, saying things that would make rt worry even more, all while they're just picking berries outside in the forest. after that, wilbur dies, ghostbur comes along, rt helps tommy deal with that while he himself has to deal with the fact he saw wilbur's own father kill him. he feels incredibly depressed whenever he sees ghostbur, and even though the ghost treats him with lots of kindness, even bringing him berries with a huge note half apologizing half trying to understand what he's apologizing for one evening, he's not able to look at him in the eyes. it's not even a shell of his best friend, it's just a blurry image of his face staring right back at him, nothing about the man rt loved (/p) behind those eyes. when revivedbur comes back, he ends up getting closer to him, and when he notices something is ten times worse, he desperately tries to fix him (personally loving the idea of rt going "this isn't you, wilbur! this isn't my wilbur!" and will being so pissed off at him that he grabs his hand and puts on top of his chest just to go "feel this, rt? you don't, right? because i'm dead. your wilbur is fucking dead. i'm the walking corpse of your beloved best friend and everything he wasn't enough to be. you're facing an illusion, but when you look into my eyes you're facing reality. snap out of that pathetic fairytale of yours.") but after getting manipulated to hell and back, he just completely turns on wilbur. would also like to have him take maybe his 2nd life, the fall to a single life remaining and having wilbur as the one who pushed him would be soooooo good. maybe towards the end, if rt is still mentally stable (lol) wilbur could come back and try to apologize, not really knowing how to make it up for rt ("i hated it whenever you looked into my eyes. because i was here. he is. he never died, you know? your wilbur. and i'm sorry that i made it look like i killed your best friend, when he had been standing right in front of you this entire time.")

+ quackity is his "right person, wrong time and wrong judgment." it starts with something silly, like they're having a conversation with someone they both know but they keep saying stuff that clashes, so they're just weirded out by each other since the start. it gets worse when rt helps techno with the butcher thing – fundy easily forgives him, while ranboo and tubbo are understanding of rt's motives, but quackity just gets incredibly mad at him to the point of growing some kind of hatred towards him. they have peak tension after quackity finds out rt has been getting manipulated by wilbur, drama ensues, but quackity ends up saving his life at one point because he doesn't actually hate him, their feelings towards each other were simply messy since they barely ever talked. from then on, it starts to get better, and i think they'd make a good pair. i'd like to think he'd join las nevadas at some point with the sole reason of gambling his ass off but he'd rather do bets with quackity.

[thesunicarusfellfor]

WAIT WAIT— what if 👀 what if Yandere!Tubbo and Yandere!Tommy falling for the reader at the same time

BROO— THE ANGST POSSIBILITIES

ooooooOOOOO DAMN this one is gonna be good! I love the way you think! So I wrote this as headcanons, but I will write this as an actual story if requested. ^^

This is not exactly implied romantic??? I'm still scared about writing their characters as directly romantic????? I'll probably get braver about it but still lowkey worried.

Yandere!C!Tommy x GN!Reader x Yandere!C!Tubbo Headcanon/Fic

Tommy, at first, completely denied even acknowledging your existence.

Until he saw someone interact with you.

Then he would start pulling out his sword or glaring at them from across the room.

He would definitely pin them in an alleyway and threaten every single one of their canon lives.

Tommy, please. Niki was just trying to give you cookies.

He's the kind of Yandere that would greatly keep his distance both physically, emotionally and mentally. Basically, he would be a Tsundere Yandere.

Tubbo, on the other hand, would be extremely sweet to you.

Need netherite? He had an extra few ingots ready in his pockets!

Interacting with someone who wasn't him? Was he not good enough for you??? Fine. You don't deserve him.

He would cry to you and make you feel guilty OR completely ignore you for a week straight until you come crawling back to him and apologizing.

Straight up can flip emotions like a switch.

The first time either of them realized the other liked you as well, was when they were listening to Mellohi on their bench, watching the sunset when they saw you having a conversation with Ranboo at the bottom of the cliff.

"What're they doing talking to him?" Tommy growled lowly and leaned forward to glared at the enderman who was talking to you. He reached for his bow n' arrow before Tubbo grabbed his arm, stopping him in his tracks, "What? I don't want them talking to anyone but me."

"What do you mean 'anyone but you'?! You avoid them like they're a virus!" Tubbo stared at him, digging his fingers into Tommy's bicep a small bit to show his anger a bit more, "They should only be talking to me."

The blond turned towards his brunet friend and yanked his arm out of his grasp, "Excuse me?" He glared into Tubbo's dull blue eyes, gritting his teeth, "You do nothing but give them stuff!"

"And you treat them like shit and avoid them!" The smaller of the two retorted angrily, trying to keep his tone level enough to where you didn't hear.

Mellohi, the music that had been playing mere moments ago, slowly came to a stop and left nothing but silence and tension in the air. You had noticed them arguing from below, but Ranboo (who had heard their entire argument) decided to pull you away from them and bring you to the Tundra.

"Are you trying to take everything from me?!" Tommy tightened his grip on his diamond sword, although part of him knew that if Tubbo equipped his netherite armour, there would be absolutely no competition whatsoever.

"Take things from you?! They're a human being and you choose to ignore that fact when you ignore them or call them terrible names!"

"I treat everyone like that! You already have Ranboo, I don't understand why you're chasing after them with hearts in your eyes when you're fuckin' married! Loyal much! Oh wait, you aren't loyal, you EXILED ME!"

"It's platonic! I told you that already! And you're starting this again now, Tommy?!"

Ranboo actually felt nervous leaving you alone around both Tommy AND/OR Tubbo after hearing their entire argument that day.

Tommy, although now a lot nicer, became extremely clingy towards you and constantly would walk over and drag you away mid-conversation with anyone that wasn't him. ESPECIALLY if you were talking to Tubbo.

Man would bring you everywhere with him if you would let him.

Netherite mining? Get your pick.

To get new discs? Pack your bags, we're going on an adventure.

Straight up does everything he can do to get you away from Tubbo because he's petty.

He tried giving you as many gifts as Tubbo, but mans is broke.

Tubbo would get extremely annoyed by Tommy even just walking through the area when he was with you.

Would start to hold your hand or link arms with you (if you're comfortable), just so Tommy couldn't pull you away as easily.

Started to try guilt-tripping you into living in Snowchester, and even tried to get you to live in the mansion.

Ranboo actually lied to Tubbo, saying he was scared of enderwalking and hurting you, to convince Tubbo not to guilt-trip you further into living in the mansion.

Tubbo's constant gift-giving got so much more extreme.

Want netherite ingots to make armour?

Nope. No lifting a finger.

He already made you fully enchanted netherite god armour anyway.

Has definitely tried to convince Ranboo to let him involve you in the platonic marriage.

"Ranboo! My beloved!" Tubbo called jokingly, walking into their home. He kicked the snow on his boots before pulling down his hood and taking off his hat, hanging it on the hook as he took off his footwear, "I have a proposition for you!"

The monochrome-coloured man lifted his head and set down the journal in his hand, the ink likely still wet judging by the quill in his hand, "Yeah? What's that?" He placed the feathered pen in the pot of ink and turned to face his platonic husband.

"What would you say to extending our marriage to three people? Like a polyamorous relationship. Like Sapnap, Karl and Big Q?" Tubbo sat down in the chair beside him, watching as Ranboo was left reeling for a few seconds.

"W-well, one, I think you mean expanding. Two, with who?!" The tall male sat up quickly, bumping his leg on the table from his minor flailing, "A-and, and, what about Michael? Are you sure they can be trusted with him?"

Tubbo held out his hand to calm his friend down, making his friend put his hands down so he didn't accidentally hit something, "You know what I meant, and (Y/n)! Y'know... Like, the one with (h/l) (h/c) hair, (tall/short)! (Y/n), them!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know who they are, it's just..." He paused to gather his words, glancing away from his friend. In all reality, he wouldn't mind inviting you into the platonic marriage, even if he knew Tubbo felt more romantic feelings towards you. He didn't shut up about it. It was the fact that he was worried about what kind of mental manipulation Tubbo would do to you if you did agree to be in the marriage. Or even what Tommy would do to you or Tubbo!

"...Just?"

'Your relationship with Tommy is beyond screwed already... Imagine what would happen if both of his friends left him to be in a platonic relationship with me. Tubbo, all of us would be in severe danger.' He thought silently before taking a breath. "I-I don't have my enderwalking state under control... I'm already scared for Michael enough, and I don't want to hurt her as well... Give it some time and we'll see. Please.." He whispered, lying through his teeth. Ranboo knew you were damn good at protecting yourself and could knock his long and lanky ass to the dirt within seconds.

Tubbo's bright shiny eyes seemed to glaze over for a moment as his smile began to falter, "Ah... Yeah. I guess that makes sense. For their safety I suppose." His normal look returned and he gave him a smile, "Yeah, that does make a lot of sense. I'll ask again next month to see what happens."

"What... What about Tommy-"

"What about him?" He demanded sharply, his smile vanishing in mere seconds which caught Ranboo off guard yet again, "He doesn't need to be in their life. He would do more harm to them than good!"

Ranboo was left gaping, his mouth moving but not creating any sounds. He watched as Tubbo eyed him carefully before he got up, murmuring something about grabbing food then going to bed.

Once the goat hybrid was completely out of sight, Ranboo reached for his memory book and took the quill again.

'Protect (Y/n) from Tubbo and Tommy. Get them out of DreamSMP.'

Ranboo was scared for you.

He was stuck watching as these crazy two men fought over you, threatened you, manipulated you... It was worrying, to say the least.

Don't get him wrong. If he didn't have an adopted son, a platonic husband that he still cared about despite him being another Dream at this point, and a Syndicate to protect him from, he would've packed everything and ran, bringing you with him.

He was practically walking on eggshells around this man that he had once been extremely close to!

It practically sent shivers down his spine...

Eventually, it got to the point where Ranboo had gone to your house in the ungodly hours of the morning to talk to you.

This man LITERALLY crept into Tubbo's room AND Tommy's house to make sure they were both asleep before going to talk to you.

"Ran... Boo?" You asked, yawning softly as you leaned against the door, your hair all frizzy and messed up, "What's up? It'sssss... Like 5:30am. The sun is barely even up..."

"(Y/n)... Can we go inside? Please... There's something very wrong.." He murmured softly, his memory book tightly held in his grasp as he glanced around. Tommy could be waking up sometime soon, and he did not want to get caught talking to you. He would certainly be down a canon life before he could even say 'sorry'.

You watched the nervous man in front of you and nodded before stepping aside to let him in. Peaking outside, you looked around for what was causing him to panic but went back inside once you didn't see anything. "What's wrong?" Softening your tone, you gestured for him to sit at the table while you made coffee.

Once he had a fresh mug of coffee in front of him, Ranboo slowly began to gather his nerve and speak. He told you everything he could remember, and even opened his memory book to tell you about the things he didn't remember. Everything from the fight where Tommy and Tubbo's friendship completely went downhill a few months ago, to the threats Tubbo used against Tommy, the manipulation against you, the threats he had received by talking to you, and even Tubbo's violent mood switches when talking about you or Tommy.

The entire time, you just sat there wide-eyed as you listened to him ramble on about his fears and worries, and everything in between. He even mentioned wanting to actually divorce Tubbo because of how scared he was for you and his own life. "I don't... Not... Believe you... But this is- this is a little difficult to believe." You knew the enderman hybrid wouldn't lie about something so serious, and he definitely wouldn't be shaking like a leaf if it was a joke or a lie.

"Y-yeah, I expected that... But I really do care about your safety, honestly. You know I wouldn't joke about this kind of thing, especially about Tubbo." He murmured softly, looking at his crown laying on the table in front of him, "In all honesty, I came here this early because I was scared about Tommy trying to kill me if he saw me talking to you..."

"He wouldn't ki-"

The door slammed open dramatically and there was a cheerful shout of your name, "(Y/n)!!! Let's go mining for diamon-" Tommy walked into your kitchen, only to freeze mid-step and midfacial expression. His expression went from surprised to annoyance to a grim smile, "Hello Ranboo!" He gave him a smile that was more like baring his teeth as he twirled his axe nonchalantly.

He was going to hurt him...

[anony-mouse-writer]

Down With The King!

I will be watching everyone’s povs for this cuz why not. spoilers for the king’s vault on hermitcraft season 9

[[[READ MORE]]]

- the king issued a challenge to the server. if they managed to beat his impossible vault, he would return the diamonds and resign as king. if they failed, he would be king of the server forever more

- ren: welcome to the vault!

everyone else: booo

ren + co, who have spent a week doing massive grind making this vault: wow such enthusiasm

everyone else: woo

- everyone takes off all their gear. this does mean dwarfpulse is beardless the whole time, which is cursed

- the knights of the square table all watch from little tinted glass tunnels the whole time its fantastic

room one was cub’s parkour and a mob fight. everyone fails the double slime jump

- jevin (dare sticked to be useless) pulls a midnight black cats but the hoglins were all weirdly passive so its fine

- a brief aside with bdubs versus about half the server in pvp

- after bdubs was skain, joe, in chat is all ‘oh no, cleo we better prepare for trouble’ and im so so sad no one made a team rocket joke back

room two was cleo’s explosive game of red light green light.

- doc and etho just fucking cheat at the end and no one stops them

- cleo threw a lever just for fun and jevin got in a huff ‘fine you wanna cheat? we can cheat!’ and then immediately dies and ends up at fucking spawn

- redstone door fails and joe manually has to set it off. this feels right somehow.

- another aside with a worse-for-wear bdubs vs half the server pvp part 2. he’s got a black eye and a missing tooth

room three is scar’s pay to win parkour

- grian, having 3rd life flashbacks: scar put your shirt on

- for a bunch of people bitching sbout being broke they sure are quick to pay to win loll

room four grian: ready for top ten anime betrayals?

- everyone choosing to just skip grian’s room while he tries to convince them that its a bad idea by explaining his fae-ass logic

- grian is so sad that no one trusts him

- everyone goes to fight the king and gets fucking wrecked in a kill box, its incredible

- grian got like half the room out on the first two questions lolll

- ‘if its not lit up, its not scar safe’

- grian: ren had no supervision over my loot table >:)

the final fight was against the knights of the round table in increasingly powerful armor lol

- my first thought was cub was in netherite, but no it was enchanted leather lol. i wonder if it was as good as zed’s

- joe didnt even know he was gonna fight loll

- bdubs was in full diamond fighting a small army in full diamond and this ended exactly as well as you’d expect

- rip doc monster who i think was the only one to actually die in the one on one fights

- bdubs’s vault is may have had a puzzle, but everyone just flipped levers until it opened

results: the diamonds are missing. i saw someone say mumbo stole them and yeah. ill incorporate that into my world view.

- they reskinned snowballs into tomatoes to throw at ren in his cage and im cackling

- everyone: booo hiss

ren: :(

everyone: uhh. sorry

- team effort to take down the afk banner my beloved

- grian asks to take the crastle loll

miscellaneous:

- i was wondering where all the cursed ren heads came from and apparently joe killed him a bunch (source: gem 19)

- soup group’s training montage my beloved. impulse’s mcc audition tape?

[dawnmon]

Which Characters Could I, Dawnmon, Beat In A Fistfight.

Explanations under the cut.

Impossible: No way I’d ever get a W against them, not in any world. Forfeit, sheer skill, or Immortality.

c!Tommy: No. I wouldn’t want to, I would forfeit, also he’s actually very good at fighting, he’s just usually up against C!Dream or C!Techno, so.

c!Sapnap: He’s very good at combat, he got Techno to very low health on Doomsday, No way.

c!Ghostbur: Even if I Could hit Ghostbur, I would choose not to.

c!Techno: No Way.

c!Punz: He’s like Sapnap where he’s very good at combat, he’s a mercenary, etc. Before s4 I’d say I didn’t want to but now I’d Want to I just wouldn’t be Able to.

c!BBH: He’s a demon, and he can’t die unless Skeppy does. He’s also a prison guard who didn’t immediately die to Dream and Techno, so there’s that too. If he’s Egged, as well, he’d be hard.

c!Sam Nook: He was critted several times without armor with a netherite sword and didn’t die, no way. Even if he was weak and defenseless, I’d forfeit.

c!Callahan: God.

c!DreamXD: God.

c!Drista: God.

c!Kristen: God.

c!Mexican Dream: NOT a god, but skrunkly beloved who deserved better? No way I can kill him, forfeit.

Unlikely: I probably couldn’t, emotionally or physically, but not 100% impossible.

c!Hannah: She’s a fairy, so she can fly, but Maybe I could beat her. Extremely Unlikely but not Impossible, I don't think she’s fought anyone yet but i don’t like my odds.

c!Tubbo: I wouldn’t Want to fight Tubbo, and also he’s very good at fighting, on par with Tommy.

c!Fundy: I wouldn’t Want to fight him, mainly. He looks like a fox and I Love foxes, and also Fundy deserves better, so I’d feel bad punching him.

c!Eret: Would not want to fight her. She’s a pacifist, but I would Probably forfeit.

c!Purpled: Similar to Punz.

c!Sam: Similar to BBH, but I’d want to beat him so I could tell him to be a better surrogate dad to c!Tommy, and he’s not immortal. (We don’t know what his body is made of, if it’s Netherite then Impossible)

c!Ant: I like cats. If he’s Egged, less likely. If he has weednip? no chance.

c!Slime: I wouldn’t want to. Also, I probably couldn’t, he’s probably like jelly.

c!Eryn: He’s Very good at fighting but through the power of Be A Better Friend To c!Tommy I Might be able to, but yeah he’s very good.

c!Puffy: I don’t know how good she is at fighting tbh, however I’d probably not want to, making my odds a bit less.

c!Foolish: He’s a builder and pacifist, but he is a conditional immortal. He also was a Totem of Death and has lightning. Very Low Odds but not impossible I think.

Neutral: Either I don’t know much about them, or I think it’s closer to a 50/50.

c!Ponk: I don’t know how good they are, but they’re also a doctor who likes lemons (Who deserved better tbh).

c!Jack: He’s bad, but 1. I’d hesitate and 2. He crawled his way out of Hell. also 3. He probably believes he could beat me.

c!Alyssa: Don’t know much about her, so unless she’s a god like Callahan I’ll keep her here.

c!Niki: I don’t think she’s good at fighting but if she gives me cake I’d lose, she’s also just very nice (mostly anyway, when she’s not breaking mass murderers out of jail)

c!Tina: Don’t know anything about her, so she’s here.

c!Q: Quackity losing to Techno with full armor while Tech had iron and a pick and losing a 3v1 isn’t Really indicitive of his strength because it’s Technoblade, so I’m unsure. Leaning towards Probably but you never know with Quackity. I’d probably go easy on him, as well.

c!Michill: I don’t know much about his combat ability, so neutral; he seems to be a pacifist? He hasn’t been in any fights except when Dream got out but that was a mess so it’s hard to say.

Probably: I could probably take them in a fight, but it would be hard.

c!Karl: I don’t think he’s that good at combat? He spends most of his time in Kinoko, and it’s been a while since I’ve seen TFTSMP, but it always ends with him dying, so probably.

c!Skeppy: He’s afaik a diamond creature so leaning towards neutral, but it’s Skeppy.

c!Connor: If his father is DreamXD, then probably not, and I wouldn’t Want to, but I’d say I have a fair shot.

c!Boomer: He looks squishy.

Definitely: I COULD beat them in a fight. I WOULD beat them in a fight. Through ungodly levels of spite, or if they’re extremely frail.

c!Phil: Old man, Dadza is going down. Even if he wasn’t old and frail I’d be able to with the power of spite. Is he good at combat? Yes. However this is no-weapons, giving me the advantage, since his bones might also be hollow like a bird. He can’t fly. He may have survived five years hardcore and be married to Death herself but Old Man Infuriates Me.

c!Schlatt: Frail old man, drunk, I could kill him, it would be easy.

c!Lazar: Gingerbread man who is already dead. I could eat him to death.

(c!Vikk isn’t on here because he’s too powerful, beyond impossible.)

c!Ranboo: All I need is either to bring a hose or mention the concept of sides. He’s an Enderman, which is troublesome, but he’s also an invertebrate.

c!Wilbur: I think anyone could beat Wilbur in a fight. He’s been dead for 13 years.

c!HBomb: It’s HBomb. At least I’d be entertained before he dies?

c!George: Sleeping beauty, it’d be easy as long as he doesn’t have DreamXD with him.

c!Dream: This one will be controversial.

Is Dream on par with Techno? Yes.

Could I beat him? Yes.

Why?

The power of my rage whenever I see the mere Image of this man is already enough to smash boulders. If I met the man face to face I would be filled with enough power to kick his ass twice over. All I need to do is watch Exile Arc again, and it’s upped to thrice. Primeboys S3 and S4, quad.

He’s also been in prison for eight months.

I could and would kill him, skill gap be DAMNED.

[anthosaidsmth]

Funny things from Tango's proximity chat stream

-Grian "taking his Scar for a walk" in front of Tango

-Tango flying towards HCBBS & hearing Xisuma fainted screams in the background

- Impulse: "I feel like there's more than hair being cut here. Bdubs has an axe!"

-Scar: This is what happens when children has scissors

-Xisuma roasting the phantoms

-Everyone gathering around Snips to watch Scar getting a haircut

-Everyone talking about the haircut

-"A wild Cubfan approaches"

- Cub suggesting battle to the death as a way to solve Impulse & Xisuma's building heights problem

-Impulse going from wanting to build his building in Aquwu Town just a bit higher than Xisuma's to basically aiming for the build limit

-All of them playing with Impulse's rooftop pool

-Scar vs Bdubs moments that words can't do justice

-Bdubs: "Joe you know this is counterfeit, we all know that's counterfeit." Joe: "That's fine. They're xB's anyways."

-Bdubs & Impulse's standing appointment

-Scar, to Tango: "You're getting quiet" Tango: *starts screaming*

-"Kahootication"

-Wait was Cub dropping anvils onto Scar?

-GoodCrimesWithScar & GoodTimesWithScam

-Haggling lessons from Xisuma & Joe

-Everyone getting confused about The Block Exchange

-"Is this some kind of money laundering scheme?"

-Cub trying to drop anvils onto almost everyone

- Joe: "It's like at one point we decided to play go fish, but we've decide it's too complicated so we decided to play war, and then we're shuffling..."

-"Don't hold your breath by the way, it's like a 5 minutes VOD"

-Cub: ""The Scam Shop", says the guy who's actively being investigated for being a scam geez."

-Scar's victory dance

-At this point I think Cub is actively trying to murder Scar, first the anvils & now bow and arrows?

-Scar, singing as he flies away: 🎶VINDICATED!🎶

-Scar talking to "himself"

-Cub chasing for Scar & Scar crashing into Tango

-Scar stealing from Cub

-"I'm not the one peddling fake diamond blocks here like Joe!"

-I still can't get over with Tango's little nickname for Cub. Like "Cubby" just sounds 🥺🥺

-Cub building a prison out of honey blocks & Scar immediately breaking out from it

-Scar, my beloved corrupted mayor, commiting crimes as usual 😌

-Giant sus sign

-I love how instead of "activate the elytra", Tango says "deploy the wings"

-The Slimeblock Incident with Tango & Joe

-"Sheeping is dangerous work"

-Glimergirl breaking Tango with the 100 pieces of pie

-Joe dying on his way to get his stuff after dying the first time

-Tango talking to his doors

-Tango: "Science is happening right now" Cub: "Imma simulate a sheep"

-Xisuma, Cub & Joe talking about Tango's pie hat and Mrs. Tango delivering the new pie hat

-Puppers!

-"What are you wearing?!" "Doesn't every household have multiple pie hats?" "You're supposed to have scream masks."

-Falsie dropping into the sheep boys

-"I'm a sheep apperantly, hi."

-Xisuma's dead inside voice from his Youtube early days

-Tango, in the most dead voice: "Hello, this is Xisuma. I died last week."

-Xisuma, to Joe talking about mother's day in UK: "Oh i have to ring my mama." Xisuma: "It's St. Paddy's Day on Wednesday..." Joe: "Yeah, don't forget to call St. Patricks."

-Why have sheeps when you can have 8 hermits going "baaaaahh" that throw wools at you?

-The hermits having way too much fun with sheep-go-round

-Scar: "Tango, tell Bdubs how I didn't scam you." Tango: *dodge it with a question* Scar: "Cub, tell Bdubs how I didn't scam Tango" Cub: "Ehhhhh"

-"And down he goes into tye mycelium hole, goodbye. Off he goes." "You put your own stocks back into your shop!"

-X: *accidentally broke Bdubs' stuff* "uh oh. I'm in trouble!" Tango: "Screenshots! Evidence!" X: "No! No!" Tango: "Everyone, flee the crime scene!"

-Cub: "Let's put the pillager inside and say it was the pillager that did it"

-Xisuma blowing up Snips & Bdubs sounding like he's coming for Xisuma's kneecaps when he's back

-Bdubs @Xisuma with a netherite axe: "WHAT THE. WHAT IS THAT?! OH YOU WANT A HAIRCUT HUH!"

-Xisuma escaping by digging down

-Tango: "Bdubs, I think it's only fair that he remodel your shop with tnt I think you should give him a haircut with tnt."

-Bdubs & his french fries

- I have no idea what to do with my newfound knowledge of Scar's hatred towards mayonnaise

-Scar: "I occasionally buy mayo just to burn it in the fire"

-Cub: "Is it free real estate?😏" Scar, mumbling: "Nothing is free in Aqua Town."

-Scar & X: *talking about important stuff™* Cub: bottles o enchanting goes brrrr

-Cub, in a deadpan voice: "Everyone get in here, we're going to the moon."

-Scar's weird dream about stocks

-Scar says eat the rich /hj

-The hype around Cub just playing with bottles o enchanting

-Concorp basketball, coming soon /j

-False with a phantom head

-Scar is trying to play spleef 24/7

-Joe you can't just drink invisibility potion to play dodgeball

-

[rutadales]

Thinking about c!michael specifically in the context of like. He doesn't have anyone, ya know? He has no connections and no loyalty to anyone on the server but himself. He has no alliances and he has no enemies, no one has any strong emotions towards him. For months he just lived on the server, mostly doing his own thing and occasionally running into people. But as he kept living there and meeting people just slowly this creeping dread of "Something here isn't right. There is something wrong with l'manberg and everywhere around it." So he put more distance between himself and the rest of the server, but only after they directly harmed him. He's the only person on the server who doesn't have any connections, any attachments even (cc!michael being willing to throw away netherite and making 64 diamond shovels just to get rid of them is my evidence I know it's out of character I know, I know /lh) He's the only like, true neutral third party on the server, he doesn't hate Dream because he can't get a straight answer out of anyone, but he also doesn't hate anyone of the server. They're all just people. His only true motivation is an inherent distrust of the current authority on the smp and the story they've told, which fits for his whole conspiracy theory motif. I think there's this almost, like, ingrained loneliness to him though? Like, he can't really trust anyone, not fully, and he needs the truth but he can't get it from anyone. But he isn't seeking out enemies, he's not aiming to start fights or build countries. All he's doing is creating a place where people like him, who are wary of everything that's happened, can go. He's creating a place where he can be safe and do his little radio thing, but right now he's doing it completely alone, except for Alesa, he's alone. "I don't have enemies, but I also don't have friends either." He doesn't have anyone. That so .. :( but also very much /pos because that's such an interesting dynamic, he's an almost completely neutral third party, and god. C!Michaelmcchill lore my ABSOLUTE beloved

[stitchthesewords]

*cough* Aight time for me to scream at *checks time* 2:30 AM! :D

Ahem. GRIAN WAS SENT TO DO SHOPPING. I don't care that underlings totally get sent with grocery lists too, Domestic. Beautiful. Grian just so not used to the world out there and just <3 enjoying the sunlight. He doesn't want summer to end <3 I adore this bird boy. Also!! Getting to fly around and stretch his wings!! He might be being held captive but somehow!! Manages to still have more freedom than he had before!!!

"You're free to check my home." "BECAUSE IT'S NOT HERE RIGHT?!" "well yes precisely, I don't have it, so." That's basically how that interaction with Martyn went right? :'D Ren and Martyn my beloveds. Martyn is so intense like hhjgfdjkk OH AND NOW REN AND MARTYN KNOW ABOUT GRIAN. Ren is 👀 curious. Heheh knowing some things others don't gives me more to ponder on tbh-

Also just sayin', Scar claiming he has no diamond equipment and Grian just thinking "bullshit they're just checking the wrong place" HJKFSHJLS

Scar draining his magic to keep them from looking too closely in certain corners- and the fact that he immediately goes to Mumbo 👀 and Mumbo takes one look at him like "aight" JHFSJKDS just casually have a machine that conveniently helps recharge your magic friend and casually keep it stocked up to the point of ordering more while you still have some stock, and just casually stripping in front of your friend hjfdskjhjgfdskj RIGHT ANYWAY I was too distracted by that, BUT ALSO the fact that Scar has to double-check that they weren't the ones to steal the netherite LMAO. I'm seeing hints 👀 at plot and I am living. Also the in-world explanation of the XP shower is pretty great, and of COURSE Mumbo totally keeps it stocked up for you, Scar, do you know any other people that Mumbo is close to that needs magic pick-me-ups-

And Scar just invites himself to stay, he walks around that manor like he owns the place (and let's be real, he may as well <3) and Mumbo acts like he's protesting but we know he isn't <3 He even has his own ROOM there like. Why don't you two just live together already- ALSO. ALSO. The fact that Mumbo and Scar have both spread rumors about the manor to keep people away from it, and Scar just being like "my stories are better B)" is just. I love it. I love them. I love the no-nonsense/silly guy dynamics (even if the no-nonsense is just because there's stress about what's going on and ifsdhjkfds)

OH. I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT- "Mumbo runs increasingly colder as the years pass" AM I SEEING A POTENTIAL STORY DEVICE/PLOT POINT THAT IS BEING LAID OUT THAT WILL BECOME IMPORTANT LATER. Is this something you are going to attempt assassinating me with. Is this something important, have I locked in on something or was it just to add to the environment. I feel like it might be important but also it was an explanation as to why the manor is warm, and I may have locked in on something inconsequential. But yes. ANYWAY. Scar just being like "I've adjusted to it" rather than being all ">:( Turn the air on damn" is just <3 He's willing to be uncomfortable for the sake of Mumbo's comfort he is lovely-

Regardless Mumbo ain't letting Scar get out of that talk about Ren HJFSJKS "we still need to talk about this" hjfsdkj I am ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT I am READY I am-

Anyway lovely chapter as always <3 If I have forgotten anything because it is 2:30 AM I will be certain to scream about it in discord at the very least, I am ready-

ITS TIME FOR ME TO SCREAM NOW KDLgakdhlk

ITS SO DOMESTIIIIIIC but also part of it is like - Mumbo doesn't trust Grian, so Scar doesn't want to give him any Real Tasks because it'll just start up an argument between him and Mumbo and they're already on sort of shaky ground because Scar pulled the whole 'im keeping him around even if you dont trust him thing' and brought grian inTO THE TREE. But also yeeeeees Grian getting to see the outside!!! AUGH and right at the best part of the year too when its transitioning from Summer to Fall bc that's what's happening irl rn and I wanted to write about it AND THEN YES!!! Tbf, he's not really properly free yet, his cage just got. A whole lot bigger. And I'm sure he certainly won't start to notice and yearn and long. no no no.

YEEEEEEES MARTYYYYN my beloved. I'm sort of mixing like the Martyn that I know from Yogscast w life series martyn [tbf, I am also mixing Life series Ren and HC Ren] but in both cases I feel like Martyn was always sort of goofy but intense - especially in 3RD life oh my god. 'The Red King Rises Tonight' SIR???? THIS IS A MINECRAFT RP???? Martyn almost feels like that old Key and Peele bit about being Obama's Rage Translator - Ren's the king, Ren has to look put together, so as his left hand Martyn will freak out for him! :D AND THEN REN I'm trying somethin w him. I want him to be Ren, obviously, but I also want to give him some like. More dog like qualities. Bc werewolf. So the innate curiosity of dogs leading him to wander after this new person - and of course your rival having a new person in their home ESPECIALLY when something as valuable as a block of netherite has gone missing is sus as fuck

IM SO EXCITED FOR SCARS MAGIC YOU HAVE NO IDEA - I REALLY need to write up that essay about my theory on the latent energy of redstone and etc because its SO relevant to how magic works in Rift AU. AND OF COURSE MUMBO HAS A MACHIIIIINE could you imagine if your 'friend' [in quotes bc the homoerotic tension, of course] has been draining and refilling his magic for centuries and you as a redstone inventor just never did anything to solve it asldkgash. I imagine Scar doesn't need to refill his magic as often as Mumbo needs blood [see once again: latent energy] but also - Scar is disabled and this definitely plays into it too. And they aren't living in an area with a ton of latent magic to go around [I'll touch on that in a later fic]. Whoever Mumbo is ordering from must be rich 👀though of course. Not as rich as Mumbo. The richest hermit. You know. ALSO LIKE THE CASUAL STRIPPING THING THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT UP BC IT IS FULLY BASED ON MY OWN EXPERIENCES LOLOL I'm like. WAAAAY too comfy being in my underwear bc doctor's need to be able to see my legs and I sometimes forget that like. Non-disabled people don't have to like. Strip down for their doctors regularly dglk my close friend have gotten used to me just needing to change clothes or whatever and I imagine that's what Mumbo and Scar's relationship is like at this point. After all they've known each other for centuries [But also it absolutely does not help your crush if your friend is just casually stripping down in front of you aslkdgh] AND THE BLOCK OF NETHERITE SFLKHS I love the whole idea of the netherite throne Ren and Bdubs are doing this season so I absolutely had to include it hehehe. It's definitely not Scar's style to steal something like that from the king but Mumbo is allowed to make orders under Scar and im just imagining Scar sitting in his office, quietly batting Etho and Martyn away from important cabinets, brow furrowed like 'mumbo I swear to the void-'

HM HM HMM WHY DONT THEY LIVE TOGETHER YET INDEED. I mean aside from several Reasons. hm hm. But god yes I just love the redscape energy present here because they are TANTALIZINGLY close to dating and its driving me, the person writing it, insane. BUT ALSO THEIR PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP - LETTING EACH OTHER INTO THEIR HOUSES. TEASING EACH OTHER MERCILESSLY. 'My stories are better than mumbo's' SLFKSH I LOVE THEM

YOU ARE INDEED SEEING A POTENTIAL STORY DEVICE. YOU ARE SEEING SEVERAL OF THEM, KNOCKING TOGETHER LIKE LITTLE ICE COLD BLOCKS! But also it is just. Part of environment. BUT IT IS ALSO A PLOT ELEMENT DKLFHFF But also Scar is willing to be uncomfy for Mumbo, mumbo is willing to be uncomfy for Scar, asdlgkshdklda I love them.

GOD I AM ALSO READY BUT THESE TWO ARE TERRIBLE AT STAYING ON TASK FRANKLY SORRY BOUT IT

[saturnsstufff]

Zieran & Kazmir- Zieran Meeting

If your not on my discord you don't know who these lovely gentlemen are! This is about a Enderman and Piglin Brute x reader! Lets just say they have a small fallowing (which I am so thankful for- thank you all so much!) Also thank you @sugarandspicebutnonice for helping me along with Names, writing there stories, and personalities, looks and odd little things, she's such a big help and pure blessing!

Warning: none im awhere of?

   The palace was buzzing with new guests. Your beloved king was a known social butterfly among the people, constantly inviting new people, and royals, hosting grand balls that are spoke of from all over. Of course you never had to argue about it, the king paid you well, and always assured his staff was well fed.

   You were not a nobles child, cook, or knight, instead you were a simple maid. Every day you would wake up at early dawn to prepare for your day, then proceed to tidy up about the palace, the guest rooms, take care of the dinning room after the kings breakfast, lunch and dinner, and thus so on. It sounded like a lot, but it really wasn't, it was actually a very smooth schedule.

   The king you ruled under had a mixture of human, and hybrids within his kingdom. Mostly overworldly hybrids such as Ram's, Sheep, Avian's, Merling's, and Bumblebee's ect.

   The kingdom was prosperous, but not nearly as prosperous as the Enderian's. The Enderian King was one to be envious of. Not only was he rumored to be beautiful, but he was known to be deadly smart. Sadly, not many human hybrids knew if this was true, rarely did anyone travel to the Void. The Nether Palace received more traffic then the Void had ever thought of.

   All rumors about the king muttered him as cold, and collected. Its said he rarely looses anything due to how he plans things out. It always seemed like he knew the outcomes before anyone dared make a move, and because of that, he was always prepared.

   When Autumn, there was a unexpected visitor. A few staff members had halted their daily tasks to watch the detailed carriage pull up. The horses were nothing compared to what was normally around, the carriage was sleek black, lapis and amethyst gems contrasting the elegant color, the sliver that lined the carriage also held its own twists of beauty. All well being pulled by marching Draft Horses, their sleek coats shimmering well the gems bounced to the beat of their hoofs.

   When the carriage came to a halt, the footmen stepped off the back, but what took you by surprise was how tall they were, easily they reached 8ft. But that didn't prepare you for the Being that stepped out of the carriage.

   If gods walked the earth then he was one. The presence the man had was nothing but Elegance, and beauty. He was Enderian. His crown was nothing normal, instead it was sleek Netherite, you could easily tell it from your point within the palace. His hair was long and loosely pulled back, the undertone of purple glistening under the sun. If that wasn't enough, his hair held tiny diamonds as hair pieces. His waist was neatly formed from his vest corset, gentle silver chains hanging as a decorative testimony to his status.

   He was Royalty.

   Even when he walked it was graceful, his hands behind his back, gently holding his gloved hands. His sword at his hip but not in a threatening manner, it came off as to protect and to serve. He just seemed like the man you would want to be around.

   Sadly, you didn't see much more of him due to him wondering within the palace doors.

   But that wasn't the end of him.

   Over the next couple months he had lingered about. As you had later found out, he was the Enderian King, Zieran. He originally left the Void to come make peace contracts with some overworld kingdoms. Your king just happened to be a spot he wished to strike peace with.

   The first interaction you had with Zieran definitely threw you for a whirl. You had originally intended to pick up the library, and then find dinner before you retired to bed, but your plan was halted when you pushed the grand doors open.

   Within the book lined walls was Zieran, his nimble body relaxed over the sofa. Although he looked comfortable, it was easy to tell he was much to big for the furniture. But that didn't seem to bother him. With reading glasses resting on his nose he casually read, only when you intended to step out did he look up to you, his attention immediately drawn to you. Before you could make eye contact you glanced away, respectful of their ways. Although the Enderian's rarely conversed with others, everyone knew looking them in the eyes was seen as a hostile act, and Enderian's hostile was something out of everyone's nightmares.

   "Hello little one" he said, voice dripping with honey. Oh how you wished to just hear him aimlessly talk. With the slight flicker of the flames you could see how his skin danced with the pearlescent purple undertone. The light jewelry he wore greatly complemented his taste in clothing, and his manners.

   "Hello sire." You said with a gentle curtsy. His lips moved into a small smile as his fingers danced across the page of his book, gently closing it to return to it later.

   "May I help you with anything?..." he inquired, as his brow lifted, his pointed ears slightly moving with his expression. With a small shake of your head, he couldn't help but curiously study you. Interested in your mannerisms, all in all he found you interesting and a tad adorable.

   Over the time of his stay he never faltered to surprise you. When he wondered down the hall, he would always smile at you, slight canines shadowed along his gentle lips. His voice was always so divine, deep and gentle, smooth like music. You truly didn't know if you could find a flaw within him.

   Anytime you tried to pick up the room he resided in during his stay, he would beat you to it. Always suggesting that you shouldn't have to clean up other's messes. Due to him always picking up his room, you both usually ended up just talking. Some days the topics would be targeted, and others they would just freely roll. But what shocked you was how easy it was to talk to him.

   Towards the end of his stay you couldn't help but confess how much you would miss him, and to your surprise, he felt the same. So with saddened words of parting, you said your goodbyes. Due to the void being so vastly different, via the only way there by portal, messengers were not common.

   But to your pleasant surprise he was back within the year.

   He made frequent trips back to the kingdom after that, all in the mindset to see you. He couldn't understand why he was drawn to you, Enderian's rarely mated, and when they did, they were pin point specific on what they wanted. Not to mention a Enderian favoring a human was unheard of. Yet every time he saw your smile, his heart was at your will.

   He knew he had to do something about it, so he did.

   Upon his last stay at your kingdom, he planned to use the full of it. By the final day, he planned to leave with you.

   The day was particularly regular, a light warm breeze flowing through the open halls of the garden. You were laying in the said garden, mostly catching up on your book. Due to the schedule, you hadn't had much time to yourself, so with the full day off you seized the moment, and to your pleasant surprise Zieran joined you.

   Although he casually strode up beside you, his smile was sincere and shown kindness. "(Y/n)?" The way he said your name could have had you putty in his hands. "You like flowers I assume" he said softly, heat rising to his cheeks and ears. You gave a nod and a hum, the sweetest smile plastered on your lips.

   With a easy hand he reached behind him, pulling out a small bouquet of flowers, each of them intertwined and softly tied off with ribbon. Even his gifts were thought out. At the sight of the flowers, your heart melted, gently taking them into your own bands. When your hands briefly brushed, you could feel how cold his hands were through his gloves. Something within you gnawed at your stomach, aching to take his hands into yours to warm them.

   "Do you like them?..." he asked, his facial expression showing almost worry that you don't. But thankfully he relaxed when you nodded at him.

   "I've never been gifted flowers before... thank you so much..." you said gently, your expression full of joy and adoration for him. When he saw this he felt his heart fill completely, you truly had him at your will.

   But what you didn't understand was the meaning behind the flowers. To you it meant a gentle thought, to him it was more.

   By the next day he was wondering around looking for you, each servant guiding him to your station for the hour. All were curious of why a King was looking for you however, especially someone as known and as handsome as Zieran.

   When he found you within a spare guest room, he couldn't help the pure smile he had. "Hello, Pearl..." he said, stepping up beside you. At the nickname you felt your face heat up, causing you to look up and see if he was addressing you.

   "Hm? Oh, hello your Majesty" you said, blinking a moment well your hands faltered with the sheet of the bed. That was a new nickname.

   His smile grew a bit, "you can call me Zieran... you know we are on a First name basic now..." he said fondly.

   This is where you set the sheets down. Curiosity lingering through your mind. "We are?" As if you had said something so horrid, he froze up. His smile falling from his face and drawing over with something like... Sadness.

   "Darling?..." his voice was now soft and laced with something more hurt.

   "D-darling?" You stammered out, far from expecting such a personal nickname from him.

   This is when his expression clouded over, not with anger, but just a empty expression. "Did you understand what those flowers were?..." he asked carefully, now curious for his own benefit.

   "They were a gift.. right?" You asked, trying to read his expression to see how he felt.

   "Yes... Do you know what kind?..." he inquired.

   "I kind of just figured you had thought about me..." you explained. For a moment his expression fell and shown his hurt.

   "R..right, of course..." he said, quickly recovering in attempts to save the conversation.

   But you had noticed how he reacted. "Is something wrong Zieran?..." you asked, genuinely curious if he was.

   "Nothing dear..." he said, waving away any stray worry you could have mustered up. "Would you be interested in working for me maybe?..." He asked. He had already cleared with with your king to take you, particularly for other reasons. But, he still wanted your ok before forcing you to leave.

   Your face grew into excitement and wonder. Work for him- within the Void. "For you?... like personally? You asked to clarify. With his slight nod your face lit up. "Id love to! That would be amazing!" You said. Completely bursting with joy.

   At least with your joyful outburst his smile grew gently.

   When you started within the void you were taken back at first, unlike the overworld, the Void was much colder. Light lilac flames danced about, casting beautiful lights everywhere. The buildings were amazingly detailed, fine Victorian and Renascence architecture hinted about. Gems, ranging from Amethyst, Emerald, Lapis, and even Netherite, silver and Iron. All around it was just beautiful.

   Well you walked to the palace with Zieran, you saw the floating islands, a substance similar to water running down into the abyss. He didn't hold back when explaining his land. He went into depth, explaining how the Enderian's cherished the arts, all mediums included.

   The people- everyone you saw just looked so ethereal and Beautiful, the women, although smaller and thinner, looked like walking goddesses. It seemed easy to get lost in the beauty and feel self conscious. But when Zieran’s hand came down and rested on your mid back you somehow felt grounded, turning your attention back to the architecture.

   The palace was Beyond words, "breathtaking" didn't even begin to explain the beauty. Grand towers, reached up to the endless abyss, Some even floating apart from the palace.

   Over the time of your stay Zieran kept nearby, always gifting you with a array of things, ranging from necklaces, bracelet's, books, clothing, ect. The nickname "Pearl" stayed around as well, over all the two of you had just became very close.

   But one particular day would always be your favorite.

   You had spare time on your hand, due to Zieran staying within his office longer. So you wondered off to the library. You still couldn't read Enderian sadly, but the children's books always amazed you with how the pictures were drawn. Even without words you could understand what was happening.

   So you found a new child's book and nestled down in front of the fire, a light blanket draped over your lap to keep yourself warm. With the void being so cold, you were thankful that the palace was more than warm enough to compensate. Once happily situated you started the book.

   One thing that was always consist within the books was gifting, every time someone would gift, a marriage would fallow. You didn't know what it meant fully, but the more you saw it, the more it ate at you. It also made you think about Zieran's gifts.

   All the gifts he gives you.

   So without much thought you got up and took the book with you, wondering down to Zier's office in hopes of finding him.

   When you did approach the door, the guards moved aside for you as they normally did, without much thought you wondered in. Zieran was sitting at his desk with reading glasses resting on his nose. Well he read unknown text, his elegant fingers danced a ring about, only stopping when he herd the tap of your heel.

   "Oh, hello Pearl" he said with a kind smile, his eyes avoiding yours as per usual.

   "Zieran? Could you help me with something?" You asked, stepping beside his chair, only able to due to the special privileges he let you have.

   "Of course, what can I assist you with?..." he turned to face you, more than willing to do anything for you. When you handed him the book, you had the page open to the prince offering a gift to the woman. "Hm? Do you wish me to read to you?..." he asked slightly confused.

   You smiled gently at his offer. "Id love that, but first... Why do they always gift?..." He paused a moment before going in for his explanation.

   "Enderian's don't find lovers- or mates often, we usually stay to ourselves" he explained carefully. His ears and cheeks heating up a tad. "So, when we find someone suitable, we gift them if they accept a marriage fallows. Its a old courting tradition our people have" he said gently.

   Your mind raced when the realization hit.

   Zieran tried to court you.

   You looked down to him speechless. "T...those gifts you gave me... where they..." you asked, hopeful it was true, but also worried it was. You would feel horrible knowing you stood him up and passed him over.

   "...They were" he said softly, his eyes glancing away from you.

   Your heart sunk to your stomach. "Zieran I am so sorry- I should have known- please I'm so sorry-" you started to apologize profusely, guilt eating at you. He could only chuckle softly and stand, causing you to look up at him.

   "Pearl..." His hand came down and moved some of your hair away from your face. "Its more than ok... you didn't know... you couldn't have known..." he explained softly, attempting to ease your worries.

   "Please, let me make it up to you..." you asked. Gently reaching for his hand. When he noticed you reaching he opened his hand to take yours. His nimble fingers running over yours with a soft adoration for you.

   "You truly want to make it up to me?..." he asked, watching your head nod profusely. The ring that he was playing with was pulled from his pocket. "I was intending to give this to you... I know humans gift this as a way to ask for each others hand." He explained, watching your cheeks flush red. "Would... you like to be with me?..." you herd his voice waver a bit, something you never thought Zieran would do.

   "Yes, please yes- I'd love to" you pleaded with him, wanting nothing more now that you understood.

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Have found two desert temples . Nothing too interesting. Besides diamond horse armor .

Oh the horse armor is v cool!! Have you found any more music discs? :D