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I'm sorry but "the almost dead one" from your cover image took me by surprise so much water shot out of my nose, I'm crying/laughing help;lp
KGFJKVNDFJGH SORRY BOUT THAT !!!!
if by chance u wanna laugh again here's one of my favorite smear frames from these films
#diagnosed-bastard#joey babbles#dickory is great. so many of his frames are stretch/smear frames#also yes i love this header it's prolly staying for a while#love sharing the source with people (the source is the junior novel for TBT)
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i bet this dweeb couldnt even commit a federal crime
OH WHAT THE FUCK
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#art#illustration#redacted marcus#redacted project meridian#project meridian#im obsessed with this rat bastard he is so pathetic but HES SO COOL#every time i draw him he gets diagnosed with another dork fandom#any wizard101 fans in chat lmao#marcus baby come back james didnt mean what he said about you committing all those very serious crimes that youre 100% guilty of <3#every night i make a little wish that marcus got handed to cam#i think he'd snap cam out of the altruism thang because he sucks
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god gives his easiest battles to his most unmedicated soldiers. so the ease is fuckig irrelevant
#bc the bastard can't let any battle be won that fuckin easily ig#suffering academically to the extreme lads#probably gonna have to defer if that's still possible. and I was GONNA graduate this summer#but I am genuinely so fucked this semester#and I think if I'm gonna make it in another semester. I'm gonna need to get diagnosed bc shit is so wack rn#I'm kinda coming to terms w the idea of deferring. I'm seeing some silver linings#but was genuinely having a breakdown over the mere idea of having to tell my friends and family I'm spending a 7th year in university
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was anybody gonna tell me that 13.5% of people with celiac disease report extreme weakness/tiredness that doesn't improve with treatment or was i just supposed to read that in the celiac canada survey myself
#personal#aaaaaargh!!!!!#possible cause for mystery fatigue episodes: the chronic illness ive been diagnosed with for almost a decade#filled with rage every time i remember my chronic illness affects my life tbh#it's supposed to be treatable!!! but then oops turns out lots of people have no improvement in some of their symptoms#and the only treatment causes 1 billion social & quality of life problems#and like diagnostic methods are very conclusive but most of the symtoms are vague and nonspecific#so good luck figuring out if your ongoing symptoms are celiac-related or if you also have something else#furious. tbqh. fucking bastard of a disease
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Study: Over 26% of U.S. Police are Diagnosed as Mentally Ill
#Study: Over 26% of U.S. Police are Diagnosed as Mentally Ill#mentally insane#mentally ill#all cops are bastards#all cops are bad#fuck the cops#cops#cop#police state#police#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government
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SWTOR Mains + Callout (For Them) Posts bc no gods no masters
#shoutout to text posts gotta be one of my favorite oc diagnosers#swtor#swtor ocs#swtor text posts#ch: leo ashold#ch: tyr#vs: king and lionheart [smuggler!tyr]#swtor smuggler#imperial agent#ah yes my imperials to smuggler pipeline ocs in the same post#leo u poor bastard u stupid fuck this is why it takes him so long to fess up to dash
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What type of villain are you?
Pure Evil .
You are unapologetically evil, you are likely just here for the drama and the theater of it all. You are selfish and cruel because you want to be, not because you had no other choice, but because you revel in the opportunity to do what is wrong. That's not to say you will commit every unspeakable act, perhaps you have standards and your own moral code, but by no means are you the good guy in your own mind. Those who have wronged you, no matter how trivial or petty the slight against you, will be treated without mercy and you will be cackling the entire time without a hint of remorse. You enjoy the most painful and twisted approach to getting your revenge. Above all else, you like to cause problems on purpose.
Then Let Me Be Evil .
You never wanted to hurt anyone, but the world never gave you a choice. You did the best you could with what you had, but every innocent mistake you made was held against you when it counted, every crossroads led you down the wrong path no matter which way you went. No matter what you did, the odds were stacked against you. It wasn't fair, and you are sick and tired of being told what a monster you are for things out of your control. Well, fine. They want a monster? YOU'LL GIVE THEM A MONSTER!
#tagmeme.#this is so funny. i took the test 3 times for dark#how does someone who picks roughly all the nicest options still get pure evil all 3 times. diagnosed theater kid#'how dramatic are you' *POTO overture starts playing in an empty cathedral*#there's sm i could say. dark's unapologetic abt his evil bc the evil is largely his own form of repentance. that was his choice#while being otherwise selfish and cruel is inherent to who and what he is. can't feel shit!!! literally doesn't have a choice#in being inherently. a mean bastard who likes to cause problems on purpose#only has the choice to control his actions and try to combat his own lack of emptiness. hence the whole being 'bound to the arts.'#dai is dai he just doin his best. 15 yr old possessed by satan(real) (no clickbait)
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what is wars diagnosed with. I know he has them I just don't know which ones.
I would prefer if we didn't pathologize Warriors
#I neither have the knowledge to diagnose him nor care to do so#on one hand i think people that try to diagnose characters are often applying harmful stereotypes to people with real disorders#on the other i think trying to diagnose Warriors is missing the point of his character entirely#I don't want anyone deciding that he's like this because he has X because then it's too easy to decide that you're nothing like him because#you too don't have X. like that's missing the whole point of feeling sympathy or anger towards a bastard of a character#and like listen anon. you didn't ask for this lecture (one I should definitely be putting in the actual message and not leave in the tags)#and in theory anon you can do what you want and i can't stop you. death of the author and all that#but while i'm here I'll also say this: none of you better be out here diagnosing wars with low empathy because I write him like he#is empathetic. if i was writing a character with low to no empathy you will know. why? because your author (me) has low empathy#I'll spare you my rant about that but i keep putting off a character moment where i was going to establish that a character we know is a#good person discusses how they have low empathy because it's really important to me that people understand that your ability to be#empathetic doesn't make you a good or bad person. you just have trouble identifying when you need to show sympathy. that's it.#anyway sorry to make an example of you anon. i'm sure you were trying to make a joke but you accidentally hit a button that reminded me of#my real sensitive button gosh#me rambling#lu ctb#ask#anonymous#anyway add 'Frankie has low empathy' to your trivia about me
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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!
#GOT MEDICATION#its not strong (uncontrolled) but its SOMETHING and i felt listened to and validated ahhh#dude i was very close to doing a bad thing i felt so goddamn hopeless LOL!!!!!! BUT WE ARE SO BACK#also thank god i got this lady doc she was so fucking cool the dude before her was like...'sounds like you have depression '#i KNOW i have depression i got diagnosed 9 years ago u bastard#she was like 'adhd can be misdiagnosed as depression and anxiety' and im like yeah omg! 👍#okay sorry im pumped i know things wont change in a day but i just wanted to START#shhchri
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why would i go to a doctor and spend hundreds of dollars convincing them i have hEDS when i can instead just talk to a friend who has been diagnosed, have him look at the things i can do/my body does, and have him go "yeah you absolutely have something going on there"
#this is not me being anti-medicine btw this is me being broke and also aware that EDS is a bastard to get diagnosed and with hEDS especially#there isn't really anything meaningful a doctor can do about it that i can't do on my own#ergo wahoo i'll just get this shit peer reviewed and continue to vibe with my excessively bendy and stretchy broken ass body lmfao
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reblogging again bcs people in the notes are like "the question never mentions cops tho" to point out this is also the autism and adhd website, like bitch half the people here can't even be rude to npcs in video games and the majority of us clinically have severe issues with authority, believe me, we ain't talking
prisoner's dilemma: two collaborators are kept in separate rooms. if both betray the other, they each serve 5 years in prison. if one betrays the other but the other stays silent, the betrayer walks free and the betrayed serves 10 years. if both remain silent, they each serve a lesser charge of 2 years in prison. in short:
if you chose to betray, and "stay silent" wins, you walk free (you betrayed the poll majority and they stayed silent)
if you chose to stay silent, and "stay silent" wins, you serve 2 years (lesser charge, where both stay silent)
if you chose to betray, and "betray the other person" wins, you serve 5 years (you both betrayed each other)
if you chose to stay silent, and "betray the other person" wins, you serve 10 years (you were betrayed by the other)
have fun!
#and ALSO fuck the cops#we don't talk to the cops#my little bastard adhd ass still has a slight lisp because I wouldn't listen to my speech therapist#because she didn't give me a good enough reason to change how I said words#aside from 'because you're doing it wrong and you have to listen to me' which uh yeah#Did Not Fly with 9 y/o me#I have been diagnosed with 'fuck authority'
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In what world is taylor swift considered a tortured poet? Tortured is burroughs on heroin, is sylvia's head in the oven, is hunter s thompsons sheer lunacy, is lynch saying he'll shoot himself if he forgets a good idea, is bukowski being a deadbeat misogynist fuck up, is a beat poet in psychosis, is 27 club, is junkie scholar, is manic depressive diagnoses, is active drug dependency, is suicidal ideations. For a beloved world famous white girl popstar to take on the title of the tortured poet is the ultimate bastardization of the tortured poet...
#so so many others immortalized in art bc of their common anguish... none of which is billionaire mainstream americas sweetheart!#so many artists more qualified for the title who didnt even proclaim themselves as such...
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can’t wait to get a therapist eventually and they just smack a sticker on my forehead labeling me as an “unknown specimen”
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I've been following what's been going on with Belphie the kitten and his person, Greer Stothers, has just mentioned pet insurance in a tag on a post and I wanted to give an example from my life backing up why pet insurance can be a good idea and why I think it is worthwhile.
Two years ago my sister's dog had bloat while she was on vacation. The kennel he was staying at recognized symptoms and called my sister to clear them to take him to the emergency vet. My sister is very financially secure and this dog is an enormous part of her life, so she said yes with barely a moment of hesitation. That ended up being about twelve thousand dollars of emergency surgery.
Large Bastard and I got pet insurance for Tiny Bastard the same week because we realized that if someone had presented that option to us, we would have had no choice but to have Tiny Bastard put down, and we didn't want to be put in that position.
I did a lot of research about different kinds of pet insurance and different levels of coverage and annual maximums and deductibles and so on and so forth. Tiny Bastard is a senior dog, so this was going to be expensive no matter what options we went with, so I chose a moderately priced plan with a $500 annual deductible, unlimited annual coverage, that pays 80% of the bills incurred annually below the maximum. What that means is that we pay the first $500 of care totally out of pocket, after which point we are reimbursed 80% of any vet bills for care covered by the plan.
The first year we had this plan I was kind of iffy about it. It's a noticeable monthly expense and we didn't even spend the deductible in vet bills the first year. Except that a month before the policy was set to renew, Tiny Bastard got diagnosed with diabetes. We now have monthly insulin costs and syringe costs; there are tests she has to have regularly to monitor her overall condition and we need to do more frequent vet visits to track symptoms.
Suddenly the insulin alone means that the insurance is break-even within six months and the additional visits and tests are something we can afford instead of something we'd have to put on credit.
Our plan (through ManyPets) covers medication, surgery, diagnostics, medical equipment, and euthanasia and cremation. It doesn't cover pre-existing conditions, joint conditions for dogs who were signed up over a certain age, dental care, spay/neuter, vaccinations, or prescription food but honestly all of that makes me just kind of wish we'd signed her up earlier - her knee problems *would* be covered if we'd had her signed up as a puppy, and the monthly cost would have been lower if we'd signed her up then. And there are at least a few emergency vet bills that I wouldn't still be paying off on my credit card. Hell, I've probably paid more in interest on some bruising she got in a fight three years ago than I have for this policy as a whole.
I am glad that Greer is able to take care of Belphie. I am glad that my sister was able to take care of her dog. But I'm also really, really glad that for a relatively low cost, I would be able to take care of Tiny Bastard if she were catastrophically injured, or if she needed emergency surgery. I'm glad that I'm able to take care of her now with her medications and her additional vet visits.
There are a lot of people who say that pet insurance isn't worth it, especially not for young animals. But if your young animal gets very sick, or gets badly injured, or eats a hairband and needs an emergency endoscopy, then it will probably be VERY worth it. It's a risk/reward question. You feel like you're wasting money if you're paying for a policy that you never use, but honestly that just means you're lucky to have a healthy pet.
I'm lucky that Tiny Bastard was relatively healthy before I got the insurance; I'm also lucky that she was insured when she was diagnosed with a chronic illness that will need lifelong care. This enables me to provide care for her that would otherwise be financially unmanageable, and that makes the insurance *extremely worth it* from my perspective.
And Belphie is a good example of why it's a good idea to get coverage even for very young pets. Greer is recommending it because this kitten has required a tremendous amount of care during a period in his life when it's generally taken for granted that a cat will be healthy. (And Greer is not stupid for forgoing pet insurance - pet insurance is still a relatively new concept and there are lots of people who are leery of it for a number of good reasons)
So I'd say that if you've got a pet or are getting a pet it is very worthwhile to find a pet insurance plan that fits in your budget. There are a variety of plans out there and some are very inexpensive. Check coverage levels (you can even get some with wellness plans that include dental care and vaccinations) and see if there's something that works for you.
I personally don't think I'm ever going to own another pet without having pet insurance. It's ridiculous how much easier it is for me to say yes to diagnostic tests or different treatments than it was before because I know I'm going to be able to fit Tiny Bastard's care into our budget.
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It turns out even if you say you’re burnt out and need a break life just doesn’t care. Tonight Chester’s heart failed and we lost the most evil bastard I’ve ever welcomed into my home. He’s had liver disease since before I ever adopted him and just a year or two ago doc diagnosed him with heart disease.
He viewed me as the home wrecker that was trying to come between himself and Joey until the very end. But he was a good (albeit intense) boyfriend to Joey for the last 3 and a half years. He would hate to hear me say it but I loved him and he will be very missed. He was a big presence.
#my post#Joey#Chester#my insults to him are meant in good humor btw. I really did love him and I’m very sad to see him go#but I always talked to him like he was my worst nemesis
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An ob-gyn in Virginia performed unnecessary surgeries on patients for decades. He took their reproductive organs, gave them false cancer diagnoses, and did other terrible harm. When his victims learned the truth, they fought back. Issue no. 146, DAMAGES, is now available:
[Debra] requested her medical records and was stunned to find discrepancies with what Perwaiz had said to her during appointments. Most glaringly, she didn’t see any mention of precancerous cells on her cervix; the tests Perwaiz performed on her had come back normal. “If I was normal,” Debra said, “why did I have a surgery?”
There were other inconsistencies. One form from an appointment described Debra complaining of back and pelvic pain, which she told me she never did. Another document dated the day before her surgery stated that she “insisted on having those ovaries removed through the abdominal wall incision and not vaginally,” and that the “consent obtained after entirely counseling the patient [was] for abdominal hysterectomy.” In fact, she had requested the opposite surgical approach, and she recalled no such conversation with Perwaiz; the only time she’d spoken with him in the lead-up to her procedure was in passing in the hospital hallway.
Debra was sure she had a malpractice case. She went to several lawyers, but none of them would take her on as a client. “So many men—man after man saying, ‘You had a decent amount of care, and that’s all you’re afforded,’ ” she said. Frustrated, she came up with a new plan: “I said, ‘Alright, I’m going to learn how to sue this bastard myself.’ ”
#atavist journalism healthcare medicine doctors medicalmalpractice reproductivehealth racism justice virginia truestory#cancer women womenshealth history
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