#dhejej

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Most, if not all politicians these days, as well as CEOs and big corporations are never ever acting in your best interest. They act on their integrity to one another. Not on the integrity they should feel towards the people they represent, that voted them. And to be frank...i am frustrated and feed up with those people not giving a flying fuck about our peoples future because money will always shine brighter to them

[halloweennut]

Perks of being in proximity to someone who does acrobatics: they can contort into whatever death pose you want

I also just wanted to draw sneep snorp and him face (™️: @whack-patty) ....you can tell that my drawing birds skill has atrophied since ducktales

Blah blah meme pose blah blah meme phrase

[depressed-sasuke]

Kind of a weird question I hope you don't mind dhejeje but hypothetically if Lalo had to face all of the main villains in the dollar's trilogy movies (so like El indio, angel eyes, Ramon etc..)) who somehow are still alive how would it go?

Do you think he'd try to strike unlikely alliances for some ulterior motive? Or that he'd be more likely to seek out revenge for something they did to him? Maybe also trying to get their bounty?

Ok ok so this has to be one of the most exciting questions I've gotten!! My brain has been Turning super hard trying to think of my answer (THAT'S GOOD!!) I'm going to try to not make him a Mary-sue and see that all his fights are unfair and not crazy easy for him

Ookok!!

Lalo (17) vs Ramon, El Indio, then angle eyes! I'll go in order from first movie to last :))

There are ALOT of factors that change each villain! 

Ramon would be the easiest for him to get to know, they're both Mexican, which makes me think Ramon would be more open to him, try to take him in like an apprentice

 Boast how Lalos is better than his little brother. 

His reason for killing Ramon would be more towards justice, he's drifting around and see's the towns gone to shit, Ramon has kidnapped some innocent lady from her family! Lalo can fix that, so he will. 

Lalos is less of a plan guy and more of a shoot and see what happens! He'd keep his killings inside, instead of the back and forth with the baxtors. I'm sure he'd chat with the lovely lady once, and get all the  information she knew about schedules and such, make a deal that he'll kill Ramon for a good amount of money.  

Ramons viewing of Lalo would equal better trust, which means it's easier for Lalo to slip by in places he shouldn't be. After letting the family go he'd get back and  try to pretend he didn't know what happened, but get surprised by Ramon clicking his shotgun. 

Their battle would be a moving one, hiding behind walls and shooting at each other, Lalo having to deal with three other of Ramons men. Lalo keeps nearly getting his chest blown. But he ends up getting Ramon in the head. Towns saved, yay! And he gets good money from the baxtors, he's still young and thinks that's one's better than two, so he leaves it at that. 

El Indios death would be for the money 💰 10,000 bounty!?! He could show off to his dads so hard lol

El Indio is more difficult, joining his gang won't be easy…and getting to know him is even worse. The guy screams crazy and deranged, but Lalo has a pretty optimistic personality, so trying to get along with him for the most part wouldn't be bad. 

Indio would be suspicious, naturally, but Lalo taking his younger status to advantage would say he wants to join a “group” and he knows Indio is really dangerous, which will make his own bounty high when he gets one. Indio makes him fight one of his men to prove himself, and Lalo wins.

Being in a group is torture to Lalo, he's the youngest and new so he's constantly being watched and criticized by the other members. They eat when Indio says, stop and rest, travel, ugh! He especially hates being surrounded by criminals, he's no Saint, but his ego definitely believes he's better than them. He probably gets irritated and shows off by killing a few and claiming it as an accident.It was no problem as Indio kept sending him out in duos, probably to see if he'd still come back. 

I figure Indio would find this a lie when he finds a few of the bodys with two holes in them each…

This time he can't sneak under someone's wing. Indio was hardly sad when his wing man died, why would he even think about taking some random kid under his wing? He'd end up exposing Lalo for being a bounty killer, since Lalo was after him and not the bank notes. Lalo would be too inexperienced to catch on and they would beat him. Indio would do the same thing of letting him leave and tricking his men to go after him. 

One by one he goes through them, and finally he's at his wits end, tired, beaten, standing across from Ramon. I'd love the music to be from when Indio killed the man who betrayed him (or just El Indio theme) 

Lalo wins, and turns Indios body in, winning 10,000$$$  He decides to return the money back to the bank, just left it in the front and road off. 

Angel eyes 😨

The guy is smart, cold and calculating. Nothing Lalo would do could trick him! I suppose if he was still alive, Lalo would be upset at how he beat Tuco. 

Perhaps Angel eyes can see Lalo as a Blondie 2.0 and try to get him to partner up with him, saying they're both strong and such. The two of them can get bigger paying bounties, Lalo going under someone else's wing once again. I feel like lalo is as sadistic as angel eyes, but they both put it away for a better facing personality. That would make a crazy fun little duo!

Except No way Angel wouldn't be planning for those two deaths. They would both know that Angel eyes wants to kill them and in turn lalos gonna want to kill him. 

So the partnership would be futile and would end in a duel.

I don't think that Angel eyes would be the type to run away from someone actively chasing him. He's got enough ego and Age to think he'll outdraw Lalo. 

That's a little boring! What if Lalo himself was after the 200,000!?!

He'd get into all sorts of trouble. Of course he himself would have both the names, after a beating he'd only give up the name of the yard, telling Angel he'd have to kill him to get the name on the grave. 

I'm sure he'd escape from the group for a short period of time, but eventually they'd both end up at the graveyard together. 

I'm kind of seeing why having two separate people knowing two different things is a smart idea. With blondie, he's able to negotiate into a fight by splitting the chances of who'll get the name on the grave.

 With just Lalo, what could angel eyes possibly do at that point? He won't talk if beaten… but being held at gunpoint…I don't think Lalo wants to die that early. But!! He would die after giving Angle the name anyways!! Argg!!🫠🫠 

He could possibly do what Blondie did, though!

It's all hypothetical anyways 😮‍💨 but fun!! My brain was WORKING during this haha! 

I might just have to give Lalo his own little villain huh? Not too good at writing 😕

If I make any errors or if anybody wants further details about any of these interactions/Fights I'd be happy to explain! I'm kinda Bing writing it lol, so don't be afraid to tell me if somethings off!! :]

[choiyeonjuns]

HAII MY LOVE IM HERE NOW sending u big kith <3

dhejeje thank you woo. I hope you had a good day today

[catspinach]

i wanna get back into drawing but specifically only sex dhejej

[azukaaa]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

Sending you back :)

[tobi-tobi-tobi]

hi tobiiii. i'm in tumblr prison for reblogging too much stuff so i'm here to tell you how much i appreciate youu and also i' gonna list some of the reasons you're amazing because you dont get told enough how brilliant you are. ok first reason you are one of the best human beings to ever exist; you always have time for everyone and you're always so sweet and kind and helpful and you have so many cuddles which i love like you have to deal with lotsa stuff and yet you're like the nicest person (1)

BAGAHQJHAJAJAJQJISUSUSUDUSU CJ AHWJKSJHWJDBDBWHSHSY

[atxvanhalen]

GUYS MY FRIEND WENT TO SEE KINKY BOOTS LAST NIGHT AND ShE MET BRENDON URIE AND GOT HIM TO SAY HI TO ME AND SHE SENT ME THE VID IVE BEEN SCREAMING SINCE MIDNIGHT OH MY gOD BrENDON URIE KNOWS ME NAME WHAT THE FUVKKKK

[fluffykitten231]

I love all your bluebird related content. It's fun and funny. I assure you that it is being appreciated. At least by me. [[ Heart emoji ]]

ASGDHAHDGJEHXV 💕❤💞💗💕💗❤💞💕

THANK YOU DHEJEJS IT MEANS A LOT TO ME TO HEAR THAT

I'll do my best to get more Rybeld content posted as soon as possible :"D

[umbylievable]

69 (nice)

I hate that this shit isn't numbered so they make me count dhejej

[strxnged]

omg im gonna bingeread ur masterlist brb

HI OH OKAY UGJMMG UGMMG i should write more for iwa shouldn't i 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ BUT UAJH I HOPE YOU ENJOY SOMETHING DHEJEJ

[munchkinlatte]

Does pogo have a pallet yet (I wanna draw the others now 👀-)

Indeed he doessss

If you haven't noticed, he was inspired by the literal song artist pogo dhejej

[raedas]

WASNT AWARE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEND ASKS DHEJEJ

I headcanon you give good hugs, make an awesome pb&j even if you deny it, and would be one of the best people to blast either girl in red or random musical songs with

JUST TO SPECIFY THIS IS FOR THE HEADCANON THING AND I JUST REALIZED

thank you !!!!

[gaycompilation]

im so fucking sorry i accidentally unfollowed u while trying to send this ask from the dashboard. anyway hell on ogata technique

DHEJEJS NO WORRIES. literally hell on ogata technique

[moonscarsandstars]

HULLO I AM BORED SO HI AND JN DONT KNOW WHAG TO SAY BUT UMMMM CAN WE CONTINUE OUR CULT OKIE DOKIE THATS IT SO DHEJEJ

oh hello yes please let’s continue our cult

also i fed goliath some fresh salmon; apparently they like it

[bkdkink]

Do you have an instagram or something like that? You're so awesome!

AWWWWWWWW THANK YOUUUUUUUUU wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw~

but no!!! I have a twitter that i dont post to, but i retweet a lot of spicy bkdk from the artists that left or got purged from here or even the non-western ones if you wanna follow that!!! @bkdkink1 <——-Its some good Shit over there 👀

I also have my Ao3 where my currently only fic is (i like to stick to one project at a time dhejej) and thats under the same name as here!