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doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

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familiarity

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Share on Tumblr! Share on other social media! Print out and put in public places! Share in English and Spanish!

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Unfolds a long string of photos from my wallet, but instead of children it’s pictures of my OCs

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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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Mrs. Mystery and The owl man

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

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Medusa Miku!! Happy year of the snake! 🐍

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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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we should call it this again

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If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

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a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

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I've seen so many "who is Jacksepticeye and why is he on tumblr" and "Jack has a tumblr" posts that I think you should qualify for a senior discount if you remember when he was originally on tumblr

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if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

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can't keep my eyes off of you

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I couldn’t reboot it for some reason