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Malevolent Arthur & John enamel pin (+ sticker) preorders open until JANUARY 31ST!

please read the product description for more info regarding shipping timeline etc.! for now the quantity is limited unless there’s an unexpectedly high demand :)

link to my etsy on my carrd or here

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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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for the requests- may I ask for some fluff SunSpell please :33c

“Marvin! It’s me.” Sunday called as he stepped into the home, tucking away the key he had been gifted. His other hand was holding a box of doughnuts. “Marvin?” He called again when he didn’t get a response. 

“Upstairs!” Marvin finally called back.

“Upstairs?” Sunday echoed with a playful scoff. “Did you forget we were supposed to be running errands today?” He asked, setting the box on the coffee table before heading up the steps. 

“Maybe.” Marvin chuckled, voice coming from the bedroom. The door was mostly closed, leaving a crack for Sunday to see the light coming out.

“That maybe sounded like a lie.” Sunday teased, opening the door and leaning against the frame, snorting a chuckle when he found Marvin still in bed. “Let me guess, you stayed up a little too late?” 

“Maybe.” Marvin held out the word, blanket half off himself, and showed he was still in his sleepwear. 

“And that one is a yes.” Sunday corrected with an affectionate smile. “I got us some doughnuts. I’ll go get them.”

“And leave me in bed? Alone? Cold? No one to cuddle with?” Marvin was playing up his voice. 

“You’ll be fine for a minute. You wouldn’t be in bed if you weren’t so tired. Maybe I should move in and make sure you don’t stay awake all night.” 

“You want to move in?” Marvin’s question got Sunday to straighten up, and his eyes widened when he realized what he had said. 

“I-uh-I mean-” Sunday cleared his throat, turning his body, and was ready to walk off. “I’ll go get the doughnuts.” 

“Sunday.” Marvin sat up, leaning back on his hands and giving Sunday a soft smile. “If you want to move in, I’d love to have you.” There was a pause as the two looked at each other before Sunday broke the silence;

“The doughnuts can wait,” He said as he closed the door and then threw himself in the bed, getting Marvin to laugh until he was caught in a kiss. 

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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Fleshy the flesh man

Is a man made out of flesh

With a corn cob pipe and a regular nose

And two eyes made out of eyes

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You there boy! What day is it?

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Oh man,he's a magic man! Have a doodle of Marvin

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you, artist online. somebody has referenced you in conversation irl by your online handle and somebody else knew who you were talking about. somebody has kept up closely with your posts for a period of time like their morning paper. somebody found a music artist because of you, thinks of you when they hear them on the radio. somebody followed you years ago and remembers you randomly even though they can't find you. somebody has screenshotted and saved your posts and sent them in discord servers. somebody has made your drawings their lockscreen, added them to their favorites folder and looked at them when they're going through some shit, has sent them to their best friend and sparked conversation in private chats. your art in particular could be the source of a keen sense of nostalgia for someone. maybe they've even printed out your images using their home printer and taped them to their bedroom wall and they look at it every day and they never even told you. isn't that scary? isn't that awesome? remember this well.

submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known so that you may turn around and see the impact you leave and the light you cast on others.

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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

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-Goblin/Cryptid Core stimboard-

Requested by: @highclasshomosexual

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Merry Clickmas!

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Boohoo im so alone an a monstaaa

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I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.