#dhb simon

[lilangi22]

Gavin Reed interrogation of deviant

I like that man, mad expressions fits him very well. I put some guy that looks like Simon, he looks here great

[deannamb]

Tell me your favourite DBH's character and why and I'll tell you mine!

I know I didn't put all of the characters but have you got any idea of how many there are?!

[reggie-trying-thier-best]

Elijah: a feature of the RK line is that they all have bad taste in romantic partners

Nines: I want to be offended but your not wrong

Connor: no I think markus would have good taste

North: no he does not

[adeterminedartis]

Hey.

My babies, yes, i ship it, soo..

Enjoy the cuteness and kitten socks.

*-*)~💗

[eiuuei]

Am I gonna torture myself by reading a 367272 year old unfinished fanfic? Hell yeah

[conn-tinuity]

North: Lets all be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

Simon: If we live that long

[noctvms]

Should you fight them?

Connor: you wont win but go ahead. distract the bitch with some deviancy stuff like “why did you save the fish” or show him a weird substance to lick; he’ll be distracted and go get your hit, he’s programmed to not hit you back but once that bitch gets the ok from Hank you’re kinda fucked. aside from that you need to ask yourself: “do i want to fight him?” fight? no. slap him? .....maybe possible but not advised

Markus: i mean why would you???? what did markus do wrong???? maybe slap him and yell ‘NORTH IS SO VIOLENT HOW DO YOU CONTAIN HER’ but aside from that have you seen the guy? a bear on that one chart. like he probably wont hit you back since he’s a Nice Guy tm but how will you even reach tbh??? and don’t try to distract him or give him the chance to speak after the hit he’ll just fall into Cool Anime Guy and give a speech abt freedom or something so he’ll bore you to dead again possible but do you want to be bored to dead as punishment??

Kara: Do. Not. This bitch will Fuck You Up. she’ll recognize you as a threat to Alice and b oi do you want to open that can of worms? Kara won’t hesitate to whoop your ass if you make a move against her coz that could also mean Alice, mom powers activated and don’t even try to be sneaky she’s gon’ catch ur ass. impossible, not advised AT ALL

Luther: if you have issues do it. Luther will let you hit him, he’ll hit you back and you’ll get knocked out, once you wake up luther has you wrapped in a blanket with a cup of tea and he’ll ask you why you did it and talk it over, it’s a therapy session tbh. the price? probably a damaged face for the rest of your life but hey at least its not money only advised if you want a cup of tea with a therapy session (:

Hank: oh you’ll win this fight. you’ll win this fight. the man is mostly too drunk to keep himself on his legs but are you sure you want to do this? the man has lost his kid, has got to deal with connors shit daily, wife who?... cmon guys give him a break... guaranteed win, but at what moral cost?

Gavin Reed: DO. IT. FUCK THIS BITCH UP. you honestly think he doesn’t deserve a beating at this point? cmon lbr, even if you like him he deserves a punch in the face. will you win it? honestly who even cares you managed to get all those QTE in the game right, you’ll get one punch in probably and thats all that matters, your pain is worth his, what are you waiting for? GET A MOVE ON! you’ll get punched in the face at least once but GO FOR IT

Ralph: you might win, really depends on his mood. if he’s in Bad Ralph mode he’ll fuck you up but if he’s in Sad Ralph mode he’ll probably just break down and cry, you might want to punch him, he can be a dick but hey the guy has been through so much do you really want to punch him? i mean you could also put a blanket over him and comfort him, you’d both be much happier, your call dude but dont tell me you werent warned when you get a knaifu in your chestu might win? always consider the blanket option dude

Amanda: YES!!! You will win and do you have any hecking reason not to do it??? you’ll have a crowd cheering you on, hit the bitch!! moral compass who? we only know hitting amanda here, Connor will probably in the back taking pictures yelling ‘YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE!!’ dont dissapoint ConCon!! completely possible, highly advised

Simon: sure you’ll win, the guy will try to fight back but you’re still stronger, the guy was a goddamn kindergartener or smth he won’t hit back too hard but do you want this? do you really want this? this guy will grit hit teeth and not back down until he dies, he’ll just keep asking you why you’re doing this and why? why exactly are you doing this? if you don’t know either maybe you shouldn’t. don’t fight simon, thatd be sad :( guaranteed win, guaranteed loss of respect from everyone

North: honestly do it. you might even win dude, can she fight? got shot once and fell down smh, markus, concon and kara all got shot wayyy more times and just walked on so you might win this my dude, still not sure tho, might come of strong. but should you? honestly do it, she needs to be put in place for once, hey life aint sweet for all of us, one (1) sweet ass whooping should do it. might win, ‘eh’-advised

Josh: yeah i mean go for it, same case with North, i mean Josh we all love you with all your peaceful bs but sometimes god sometimes one ass whooping aint that bad either. just show him that a bit of a fight aint all that bad... by involving him in one (: you’ll probably win it but Markus will probs intervene and fuck your ass up, same case with Simon and North actually, always make sure Markus is derived from the equation my dudes might win, ‘eh’-advised

Jerrys: WHY WOULD YOU??? they just want to see children smile??????? like for one sec what did the jerrys do wrong to you???? were they too kind to you, make you smile too much?? besides they don’t want to fight at all but i mean if you fight one of them the others will just stop you and ask you why you’re doing this....  dont do it, not advised at all you heartless

[thesamepictureofconnor]

Reblog this post for a DBH character I think represents your blog

[deviantlimon]

Sarkus aesthetic ~

[scarychimcharr]

Hank: yeah Connor? Why don't you go fuck a duck.

Connor: ...

Connor: that's a strange order, but if it makes you happy.

[whimsicalwhimsicott]

This is for @mid-tea and the prompt they sent me!

A sickfic about markus having a glitch/bug that gives him symptoms close to the flu in humans. He gets taken care of by north/simon ( whoever you prefer to ship him with)

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Surprise! I ship him with both. (Also I dont know how to edit from the phone but…I hope it’s clear.)

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Markus wished he had noticed before North and Simon had, because if he had thought about it before they caught on, he wouldn’t be laying on a couch resting when he could be helping. As he lay there in the building he had set up for the leaders and various other androids to gather, he tried to think back on how he had landed here. He couldn’t get his thoughts together, it was one jumbled mess laying in front of his eyes that no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t get rid of. Lines and code that displayed a human diagnosis that androids couldn’t possibly get. “Influenza…” he murmured. A virus that afflicted humans mostly in the winter. Common. He supposed he could have contracted a virus from another android – he converted a lot – but before he could think much more on it, North was knocking at the door.

“I hope you’re decent,” she chimed playfully but gave Markus no time to make sure he was decent before barging in. He was lucky he was. North had noticed first, the way Markus held his arms tightly while he was working, and gingerly felt his arms when she realized it might be lack of rest. Her touch was soothing but still determined. After all, he could feel her skin on his. Their special connection went beyond basic programming. “How are you feeling?” She asked, pulling him out of that memory.

“Like I got hit by a truck,” he murmured, pulling himself further up in bed so that he could see her better. She had her hair back in a braid today, tied with a thin ribbon at the end. Always presented beautifully, he noticed. He always noticed. ‘She would hate if I ever told her that,’ he thought to himself, patting the bed eager for company. North complied equally as eagerly, lounging back on the edge of the bed to feel his skin temperature. “I don’t like laying in bed all day, can’t sleep anyways.”

“Well that’s because we don’t sleep, and that 102 fever says you have to. You should still close your eyes and let the system do the work so you don’t have to,” she urged. Markus knew stasis would be ideal, but he just didn’t want to. He had so much work to do: abandoned apartments to renovate for the hoards of androids making their way into Detroit from all over the country, helping them find suitable but practical jobs for them to have (that they wanted to have), and of course balancing the growing tensions between androids and humans. He had to keep moving if he was going to finish anything. “Funny, Markus, you’re not going to be doing any of that for the next couple of days.”

“Oh did I say that out loud?”

“Yeah,” she sighed while she patted his leg, “Just let us handle things for a while until you’re feeling better. If I felt bad feeling you then…well, it must be worse on you.”

“No offense North but when you, Simon, and Josh try to work together, you always end up fighting and not making progress.”

“Hey! Not always..” She put her hand to her heart dramatically. She leaned down and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Markus wished it was on his lips. “Sorry, don’t want to catch what you have,” she explained. He must have spoken aloud again. “I promise we won’t fight, okay? I love you.”

“I love you too, North,” Markus smiled. And she left the room slowly, turning off the lights as she went. Markus laid back again and closed his eyes. He had a lot of wishes he thought about. He wished he could see Carl – but the humans were still working their way back into Detroit and Carl still wasn’t one of them – so that he could ask yet again if he was doing the right thing and what could possibly be going on with this virus. He wished he could do work, accelerate this process faster. He wished the humans would just accept them. Before he knew it, he was idling. And he dreamt.

Heat crept from his heart and pulsed through his body sporadically. A jumbled mess of code trying to make sense of the virus spreading through his body. Hand outstretched, pulled back as though he had touched a burning stove. Think nothing of it, move on to the next task. Colors; like Carl had used in his paintings before he was asked to try for himself. Did he have any talent? Carl had never said. He continued with that, painting piece after piece until he was interrupted, Leo bashing the artwork, the same thing Carl had said. He was getting old, he didn’t know what to say anymore. Who was getting old? Markus?

“Markus?”

He shot up in bed, feeling like he was sweating. When he felt, even though it made sense, he realized his skin wasn’t wet. A soft hand found a place on his back, and when he followed the arm to match the face, he was relieved it was Simon. He groaned, putting his face in his hands. What had he dreamt of just then? It was all memories, he was pretty sure, but jumbled into an unenjoyable amalgamation. Simon continued rubbing his back, saying nothing. When Markus finally composed himself, he did a self-diagnosis. Like in the dream, it was a mess of jumbled letters, finally coming to a conclusion.

/__CONSULT__CYBERLIFE__

He wasn’t going to do that. They still had not picked a new director for Cyberlife. He turned to Simon, examining his features as he tried to come up with small talk. Markus would say perfection, he could say perfection. But he was positive Simon didn’t see himself that way. Blue eyes stared into his mismatched own, a soft questioning (but patient, he noted) gaze. He wished he had self-diagnosed before Simon found him bent over on the floor, alone in the dark, expelling blue blood from his body. Maybe if Markus had, Simon wouldn’t have to be doting on him like a mother bird. He remembered when Simon had found him, and remembered how he felt, a memory he wished he didn’t have. Even though androids didn’t feel pain, it still felt that every bit of blood he threw up would just lead to more gut wrenching stabs and more of himself on the floor.

Simon never felt anxious that Markus hadn’t said anything since waking up. It had already been a good 7 minutes since he came back to the real world. “How long was I asleep?” Markus asked finally, breaking the awkward – it wasn’t that awkward – silence that had settled over the room.

“Its been nearly an entire day, 20 hours.”

“I thought sleeping was supposed to make people feel…well-rested. I feel worse than I did when I went to sleep.”

“Do you really?”

“No, but I’m definitely not well-rested,” he joked, jabbing at Simon’s side with his elbow. “Has anything happened?”

Simon seemed to tense at that. He knew it. “You guys fought again, didn’t you? Can I not leave you all alone for a couple days?” Throbbing in his head.

“North did end the fight…if that makes it better…but she was also the one that started it,” Simon explained. “She wanted better for all the androids coming in, and that made sense, but she wanted to use…less than diplomatic methods to get that. She wanted to throw humans out of their homes to make room for us. We tried to explain to her but she wouldn’t have it. Then she remembered you telling her not to start fights, I guess.”

“Typical North, what would we do without her. She keeps us from getting stepped all over, I just wish she wasn’t so bloodthirsty.”

“Well, bloodthirsty is her middle name,” Simon joked back. Markus laughed at that. There would never be a time when they didn’t need North. Markus loved to hear everyone’s input, but North and Simon’s mattered most to him. “Look, you’re already feeling better if you’re laughing, drink this.”

Simon handed a bottle of blue blood to Markus, waiting expectantly for him to grab it. When Markus downed it in three swallows, Simon shook his head. They didn’t need to eat. But replenishing lost blood was important especially if you’re the leader of a people. There was no room to be sick. Sick, Markus thought miserably. Simon took his hand into his and made a connection. “Wow, it’s almost like you want to be sick,” mumbled Markus as he leaned back and closed his eyes. He let soothing memories flood his head, wholesome thoughts be considered and processed, before just opening his eyes and taking in all of Simon.

“We don’t know how you got this virus, but I would endure it with you if you asked me.” Simon wasn’t scared to kiss him on the lips.

“Knock knock, lovebirds, scoot.” North barged in yet again and sat on the other side of the bed. “Dammit, Simon, I was going to say that to him.”

“Well I was in here first,” he mumbled. Markus let them climb into the bed to lay down with him. He never really noticed how big the bed was before, but it fit all three of them comfortably. He wrapped an arm around each of his lovers, smiling. If they both got sick, he was sure Josh could handle the work himself. But for now, with Simon and North, he just wanted to sleep.

[trushin-ev]

'Cause I'm down on my knees and I'm begging you Please as you say: Don't cry mercy, There's too much pain to come. Don't cry, mercy... Mercy...

[askthekidsofdetroit]

Kids Of Detroit AU

(( Hey there one and all! Do you love Detroit: Become Human? Do you love the Characters of D:HB? Would you love them as adorable little kids??? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!! I present to you, the Kids Of Detroit AU ask blog! Send the kids ask's, and they'll do their best to answer!

The Younger Kids™ (6-11) include: Connor(good end), Gavin, RK900(Aka Collin), Chloe, Ralph, Alice, Luthor, Markus, Simon, North, Josh, and Jerry!

The Older Kids™ (12-15) include: Hank, Kara, Carl, Connor(serial number ending in 60 Aka Cameron), and Elijah!

So come on down and Ask away! We hope to see you soon!!!!))

[jockifotopress]

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[jewelofforest]

4. DHB Royal au

Nines's aunt amanda had imposed a strict law over what the young princes could do after their parents, the king and queen were tragically lost.

It only became stricter after tragic fell on Connor, Nines older brother. The oldest prince was sneaking out and murdered not long before his 21st birthday.

Now as Nines 21st draws near, he starts having doubts about what happened. Especially as the brothers symbol starts turning up at scenes of crimes caused by a rogue band of thieves. Apparently the ones that killed connor, but did they? Why use his symbol? Could they have anything to do with the secrets his brother was keeping?

There only one way to find out and that's to escape but he need help. Making a deal with set to be executed thief gavin, nines sets out on the adventure of a lifetime to find out what really happened that fateful night. What was the truth and what's the lie?

Extra info

Ships:

Nines/gavin Hank/connor Tina/valerie Chris/simone Markus/simon

Optional

North/ada

Nines is ace

Connor and nines are brothers.

Tina is gavin best friend that is a terror (affectionate)

[djblackvelveteen]

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