The only reason I eat food other then pizza is because if I only eat pizza I'll die and then I can't eat pizza
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I WANT NOTHING
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So I sent the entire script of Bee Movie to my English teacher and 18 of my classmates... And well...
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I was sitting in English one day and I looked to my left and I saw what I thought was a small Bird in the class. My First thought was how'd you get in here... then it flew closer and NOPE NOT A BIRD! IT WAS MOTH THE SIZE OF MY HAND I freaked out and just went "HOLY CRAP WHAT THE FUCK" and almost fell off my chair in front of my entire class
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I'm fucking done
Now you know all the ways you can properly express a desire for masturbation.
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Fuck you too
7 years after Eleven saved Hawkins, she returns to Mike when the Upside Down begins bleeding into our world. Mike has spent the past 7 years of his life dreading this moment, thinking of what he would say to her, the first girl who broke his heart.
“El, I went to college. I’m three months from graduation. I haven’t spoken to Lucas or Dustin or Will since high school. I started over. I have a girlfriend here. I have a life here. You can’t ruin it.”
“Mike, I need you to trust me. Friends trust each other.”
“You’re not my friend.”
Inspired by [x].
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[On how and why he switched to acting] But my sister, she was trying to be an actor too, had mentioned this commercial agency. So I went to this open day. They picked me out and I started going to commercial castings where you like do the most degrading things. If you’ve ever been to a commercial casting audition, you’ll know it’s the worst thing. It’s like [you have to] eat a Malteser [candy bar] and have it be the most sexy, sensational thing you’ve ever done. It’s just stupid…But I got this one commercial which was a Swiss advert with a real story arc and character [development] and it was like 8 minutes long. So I shot this commercial, and it won a Cannes Lion. Through that, I got a talent agent and then he started putting me up for roles…I did a bit of TV in England and then I got LA representation, so they told me to come over for pilot season last January. So I did and I saved up some money and I went over to LA and stayed in a hostel with backpackers.
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#the contrast tho! #of course this all black outfit is pleasant to look at #but MORE IMPORTANT: it wonderfully lays emphasis on how jonathan doesn’t fit in nancy’s world #how into her all girlish and white/pink bedroom #he is just a dark form clashing with her flowers and light(s) #all-dark-dressed-jonathan sliding into her cute blue-flowered sleeping-bag is such a powerful aesthetic #well done costume department!!
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