#devil arthur kirkland

[tsukikitty]

@ All Hetalia England RP blogs, my gf has a crush on England/Arthur Kirkland~ Got anything I can tease her with?~ (ie, Headcanons, picture, anything like that!)

[4ndj4]

Live laugh love Al

[peachy-snacks]

😈😈😈

[yezzyyae]

My sister & I was trying to figure out what movie to watch today & I was about to click on “The Godfather” on Paramount+ & my sister screamed “Oh please Nooooooo please don’t” & I said “why not?” & she said “it’s because I will go down the Al Pacino’s rabbit hole & not come back out for 6 months”. Literally it takes me 6 months to recover I will watch every movie over & over but mostly “The Godfather Part I & II”, “And Justice for All”, “Panic in Needle Park”, & “Scarface” then “Dog Day Afternoon” every morning I wake up 🙂‍↕️ & I won’t stop I will make my whole family watch it w/ me also LMAO so my sister said hellllll no next movie shit I can’t believe how funny that sounds 😂but I LOVE AL PACINO SOOO MUCH!

I love every character Al Pacino plays I don’t care 🤷🏾‍♀️ what the character is doing! I just love his face so much ooh wait “Sea of Love” & “The Devil’s Advocate” is my “half sleep let me put this on so I can dream about Al Pacino”❤️

So many more movies I love that I watch all of his movies satisfies me inside! The GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME!

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‼️TW‼️blood

People make mistakes!! —

but you're a real fucking mistake

[idle-teen28]

'Character that I...'

al pacino edition

[dc-megatournament]

A Master List of fighters in the “Batman vs Everyone” tournament so far

If a character isn't listed here, they haven't been submitted.

List of the Fights Already Posted (in Alphabetical Order)

Amazing Man/Will Everett

Ambush Bug/Irwin Schwab

Animal Man/Buddy Baker

Ant-Man/Hank Pym

Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Arsenal/Roy Harper

Avatar Aang

Azrael/Jean Paul Valley

Aztek/Uno

Barbie

Batgirl/Cassandra Cain

Batman Beyond/Terry McGinnis

Batwing/David Zavimbe

Beetlejuice

Ben Tennyson

Big Barda/Barda Free

Big Hero 6 (Hiro Hamada, Baymax, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Fred, Wasabi No Ginger)

Black Canary/Dinah Laurel Lance

Black Cat/Felicia Hardy

Black Lightning/Jefferson Pierce

Black Orchid/Susan Linden

Black Panther/T’Challa

Blade/ Eric Brooks

Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes

Blue Beetle/Ted Kord

Blue Devil/Dan Cassidy

Booster Gold/Michael Jon Carter

Bucky Barnes

Buffy Summers

Bugs Bunny

Captain America/Sam Wilson

Captain America/Steve Rogers

Captain Atom/Nathaniel Adam

Captain Cold/Leonard Snart

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Marvel/Billy Batson

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers

Cassie Hack

Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Citizen Steel/Nathan Heywood

Cosmo and Wanda

Cyblade/Dominique Thiebaut

Cyborg/Victor Stone

Deadman/Boston Brand

Deku/Izuku Midoriya

Detective Chimp/Bobo T. Chimpanzee

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom

Doctor Fate/Kent Nelson

Doctor Fate/Khalid Nassour

Doctor Fate/Linda Strauss

Doctor Light/Kimiyo Hoshi

Donald Duck

Dr. Mid Nite/Charles McNider

Dracula (Castlevania)

Echo/Maya Lopez

Eda Clawthorne

Elektra Natchios

Elsa

Emma Frost

Etrigan/Jason Blood

Finn & Jake

Fire/Beatriz da Costa

Firestorm/Jason Rusch

Firestorm/Ronnie Raymond

Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze

Godiva/Dorcas Leigh

Godzilla

Goku

Green Arrow/Connor Hawke

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn

Green Lantern/Jessica Cruz

Green Lantern/John Stewart

Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner

Green Lantern/Simon Baz

Hatsune Miku

Hawkgirl/Kendra Saunders

Hawkman/Katar Hol/Carter Hall

Hawkwoman/Shayera Hol/Shiera Hall

Heather (TDI)

Hellboy

Hulk/Bruce Banner

Human Torch/Johnny Storm

Huntress/Helena Bertinelli

Invincible/Mark Grayson

Invisible Woman/Sue Storm

Iron Man/Tony Stark

Jade/Jennifer-Lynn Hayden

Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9

Jerry (Tom & Jerry)

Jesse Quick/Jessie Chambers

Jessica Jones

Jim Gordon

John Constantine

John Wick

Katana/Tatsu Yamashiro

Kim Possible

Ladybug/Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Cat Noir/Adrien Agreste

Light Yagami

Lobo

Luke Cage

Luke Skywalker

Madame Mirage/Angela Temple

Madame Xanadu

Magik/Illyana Rasputin

Man-Bat/Dr. Robert Kirkland Langstrom

Manhunter/Kate Spencer

Mario & Luigi

Martian Manhunter/J’onn J’onnz

Maxima

Megatron

Metamorpho/Rex Mason

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Jason Lee Scott, Zack Taylor, Kimberly Ann Hart, Billy Cranston, Trini Kwan, Tommy Oliver)

Mister Miracle/Scott Free

Mon-El/Lar Gand

Monkey D Luffy

Moon Knight/Marc Spector

Mr. Rogers

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan

Mystery Inc (Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby)

Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Nimona

Oracle/Barbara Gordon

Orion

Percy Jackson

Phantom Stranger

Pikachu

Pink Panther

Plastic Man/Patrick "Eel" O'Brian

Powergirl/Kara Zor L/Karen Starr

Powerhouse/Naomi McDuffie

Queen Hippolyta

Red Hood/Jason Todd

Red Tornado/Ulthoon

Regina George

Rick Grimes

Robin/Damian Wayne

Robin/Tim Drake

Rocket Red/Dmitri Pushkin

Rocket Red/Gavril Ivanovich

Rogue/Anna Marie LeBeau

Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino

Saitama

Sanderson Sisters (Winifred, Mary, Sarah)

Sara Pezzini

Sharon Carter

She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters

Snoopy & Woodstock

Sogeking/Usopp

Sonic the Hedgehog

Spawn/Al Simmons

Spider-Man/Miles Morales

Spider Woman/Jessica Drew

Spoiler/Stephanie Brown

Squirrel Girl/ Doreen Green

Star Butterfly

Starfire/Koriand’r

Starman/Mikaal Tomas

Star Sapphire/Carol Ferris

Steven Universe

Stitch/Experiment 626

Storm/Ororo Munroe

Strawberry Shortcake

Supergirl/Kara Danvers/Kara Zor-El

The Atom/Ray Palmer

The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo

The Crow/Eric Draven

The Cullens (Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Alice, Emmett)

The Darkness/Jackie Estacado

The Doctor

The Flash/Jay Garrick

The Flash/Wally West

The Punisher/Frank Castle

The Question/Renee Montoya

The Warner Siblings

Thor

Troia/Donna Troy

Vampirella

Vibe/Cisco Ramon

Vixen/Mari McCabe

Walter White

Wasp/Janet Van Dyne

Wolverine/James “Logan” Howlett

Wolverine/X-23/Laura Kinney

Wonder Woman/Nubia

Word Girl/Becky Botsford

Zheng Shang-Chi

Fights That Have Yet to Be Posted (also in Alphabetical Order)

Alfred Pennyworth

Alphonse Elric 

Amy Rose

Angus MacGyver

Artemis

Atom Smasher/Albert Rothstein

Baldi

Batman/Jace Fox

Batwing/Luke Fox

Batwoman/Kate Kane

Beast/Hank McCoy

Bingo Heeler 

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff

Bluebird/Harper Row

Bluey Heeler

Captain Kirk

Crazy Jane

Cybersix

Danny Phantom

Daredevil/Matt Murdock

Darwin

David Haller

Dolly Parton

Edward Elric

Element Woman/Emily Sung

Ellie (TLoU)

Elongated Man/Ralph Dibny

Elric of Melninbone

Elsa Bloodstone

Enchantress/June Moone

Eva-02

Ezio Auditore

Flamebird/Bette Kane

Gabby Kinney

Geo-Force/Brion Markov

Giovanni Zatara

Green Lantern/Guy Gardner

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Grumpy Bear

Gundam Aerial

Gwen Tennyson

Gypsy/Cynthia Reynolds

Hawkeye/Clint Barton

Hello Kitty

Hua Cheng

Ice/Tora Olafsdotter

Iceman/Bobby Drake

Ichigo Kurosaki 

Jar Jar Binks

Jean Grey

Joel Miller (TLoU) 

Jubilee/Jubilation Lee

Katara 

Katsuki Bakugou

Kirby

Kisuke Urahara

Lan Wangji

Link

Luo Binghe

Mariah Carey 

Max Tennyson

May Chang

Mickey Mouse

Midnighter

Mizu

Mr Fantastic/Reed Richards

Naruto Uzamaki 

Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

Nightshade/Eve Eden

Obsidian/Todd Rice

Odysseus

Onyx Adams

Optimus Prime 

Ozymandias

Phineas & Ferb

Plastique/Bette Sans Souci

Power Puff Girls

Prodigy/David Alleyne

Puss in Boots

Raven

Ryu (Street Fighter)

Sally Jackson

Santa Claus 

Scar (FMA)

Shade, the Changing Man/Rac Shade

Shen Qingqiu

She-Ra/Adora

Solid Snake

Spectrum/Monica Rambeau

Spider-Man/Peter Parker

Stan Pines

Stargirl/Courtney Whitmore

Steel/John Henry Irons

Superman/Clark Kent/Kal El

Swamp Thing/Alec Holland

Terezi Pyrope

The Atom/Ryan Choi

The Flash/Barry Allen

The Pope 

The Question/Vic Sage

The Ray/Ray Terrill

The Shredder

The Signal/Duke Thomas

The Thing/Ben Grimm

Tigress/Artemis Crock

TMNT (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo)

Toph Beifong

Ultraman

Uncle Iroh

Velvet Crowe

Wei Wuxian

Winry Rockbell 

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Xie Lian

Yami Yugi

Zatanna Zatara

[shini--chan]

Bro BRO consider this——- Prussia and England sharing a darling??? The s/o is doomed fr

Yeah you are right. Best hope they get in a cat fight and escape while they are distracted.

Yandere Relationship Sheet - Prussia vs England

Trigger warnings: death, murder, torture, abuse

Candidate A - 1p! England (Arthur Kirland)

Arthur Kirkland being the personification of England as well as a global empire, depending on the time period, would be a handful to deal with on his own. In total, you would be allowed to enjoy the tender mercies of a cantankerous, possessive and self-righteous man. He would be prone to lecturing you, to correcting your behaviours and nitpicking on you. Of course he would be drawn to you and in love with you, but raw diamonds have to be cut and polished to achieve true beauty. He would view you in a similar manner - with innate value and in need of his help to unlock your true potential. 

Your consent or say-so in the matter would be duly noted and completely irrelevant at the end of the day. Arthur knows best, after all. As such, you would do well to heed his every whim and each tiny scrap of advice. Also, with you being such a treasure, he would be most inclined to keep you all for himself. Other people would just mar your brilliance with your grimy paws and idiotic ideas. Besides, you would be best kept with somebody who would see your true worth and appreciate you for it, no?

On the flip side, he would be possessive and wouldn’t bother to hide it most of the time. You would be there to please him, a priceless possession as well as his plaything to use and abuse as he would please. With you, he would be able to shrug off all the restrictive societal expectations and norms and indulge his darker side. Who would be able to stop him. 

Candidate B - 1p! Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

Gilbert Beilschmidt would be strict and stern, a weathered marine commander to Arthur’s devilish Trade Company governor. Nevertheless, thinking that Gilbert would be easy to deal with would be wrong, completely wrong. He would have his own issues, and his pride and his stubbornness. The former knight would certainly loath to lose to some pretender and would be very willing to commit violence. It could be said that Gilbert would be the more hands-on type of man compared to Arthur. Additionally, while Arthur would be willing to dote on you to an extent, be it out of love, to impress you or for some other reason, Gilbert would force you to adopt the same spartan lifestyle that he would favour. No amount of begging or favours would get you.

While he wouldn’t be as manipulative and condescending and cunning as Arthur, he would be harsh and unforgiving at times. No exceptions to the rules would be made and he would be less inclined to underestimate you, contrary to Arthur. Come to him with the sword, and you would be defeated with the sword. Should you rebel against him, then he wouldn’t always handle you with the kid gloves on. Consequently, some punishments and even overall treatment of you, would be downright brutal. Playing into that, he would be less inclined to ease up on his harsh treatment on you if he’d see you’d suffer

While he would have his buttons, he wouldn’t be the sort to fly off the handle. If he’d want certain results, then he’d maybe exaggerate particular emotions. Yet most of the time he would be in control. A side effect to this would be that you’d be unable to pull at his heart strings. As for his obsession with you - that would be vetted, certified and rationalised, so you wouldn’t be able guilt-trip or shame him into letting you go.      

Realisation - How would they react to each other?

Badly. Even though there would be a lot of parallels between the two of them, and even a handful of similarities, they wouldn’t get along well. The devil really is in the details here. Arthur would be a hopeless romantic, in Gilbert’s eyes, as well as a greedy, dishonest fool. Every word that Arthur would say would be weighed against a wagon-load of salt and every action would be seen as being fueled by ulterior motives. Furthermore, he would find immense distaste in Arthur’s proclivity for luxury. The Englishman would also be far too soft with you from his point of view, and the fact that he would treat you like a porcelain doll would be unforgivable. 

Meanwhile, Arthur would be of the opinion that Gilbert has a stick in his ass. When it would just be the two of you, then he would make an absolute mockery of Gilbert, imitating him in an exaggerated way after dinner and making snarky remarks at every other opportunity. To him, Prussia would have no grasp of actual politics or how the world really works. Furthermore, Arthur would see him as a barbarian for treating you like some toy soldier, when you should be treated with more care. While you might be in need of a hard hand to correct your failures, the manner with which Gilbert would expose you to hardship would be ridiculous to him. 

When put together, the tension would often be so thick that it could be cut with a knife. They would constantly be sniping at each other and bickering. In their tamer moments, they would behave like an old married couple, and in the case that matters would escalate and they would shoot/stab each other. The tricky part here would be that while they would dislike one another, it wouldn't be loathing and they can stand being around each other. If there'd be no better company, then they would huddle together over beer and talk about philosophy and metallurgy. So, they can cooperate, if only with mutual animosity and unspoken rules and snide remarks. 

Battleground - How would they fight each other?

Both of them wouldn't want to confront the other directly - it would just be so messy. Messy both in a physical and an emotional sense - blows and words would be traded and if they'd find themselves immersed in their ire then the fight would go on for hours. It would be as horrible as it would be fascinating to watch. They could be duking it out in a manor, the weapons and the antiques lying around would be used liberally. One could think that they would be re-enacting a battle with how they would conduct themselves … if it weren’t for their willingness to shed each other’s blood. All in all, it would be a fight that authors could only dream of putting into words. 

That being said, they could both be far more subtle. Either you, or some other unfortunate third party would be used as a chess piece against the other. Prussia would do his best to educate you in various forms of combat and tactics, if only so that you could give Arthur a black eye once. Gilbert might even decide to teach you how to wield a sword. While you surely wouldn't win against Arthur in a fair fight, it would make the latter's life a whole lot more difficult. He’d also teach you how to cope with the elements and live off the land, just so that you could make prissy Arthur stumble about a marsh or desert. England would do his best to make you well-read on romantic literature, and try to mold you into being cunning. Through long talks before head, he would do his best to convince you that lying isn’t abhorrent, and that Gilbert deserved to be fooled in every possible way. 

Naturally, there would also be the moments where they would have to interact with one another. Imagine them as a couple going through a divorce, and then you’d have a pretty accurate picture of how they would be with another. Constant arguments over how you should be treated and handled and fed and clothed and how many freedoms you ought to have. They’d try to use you to prove their points and brag about the sort of affection you’d give them. Since they would constantly be fighting to a minor degree, you might be able to play them against each other. 

Treaty - Could they agree on a truce? Would they even team up at any point?

Jep, they would be able to. Some obstacles would be too insurmountable to overcome alone, yet together they would be manageable. If a third person/group were to thwart their carefully laid plans, then they would team up to reach a shared goal. Surprisingly, they would have quite the synergy between the two of them; the bickering would never truly cease and yet the usual animosity would be redirected to the bigger concern. 

Other than that, they would actually find themselves agreeing on the one or other thing when it would come to you like punishments and the rules that you should abide by. Playing them out against each other would only work to a certain degree, since they would actually be on the same page on a handful of topics. You wouldn't be spoiled, or allowed to run completely wild. If you'd be particularly difficult, then those two would hold conference and plot to bring you down a few pegs. 

There would be a surprising third case where they'd be in tune - if you'd fall sick or be injured. Both of them would fuss over you, both scolding you for becoming ill/hurt and mother henning you the next moment. It would be the worst - if you wouldn't submit, then they'd tie you to your bed until you've made a full recovery. 

Victory - How would they proceed to obtain you all for their own?

Arthur and Gilbert, for all that they'd dislike one another, wouldn't be all that opposed to sharing you. Sure, there would be fights and disagreements, yet both would find joy and relief in using the other as emotional punching bags. If circumstances would dictate that they have to be cordial with each other in this relationship, then they'd very well snap somewhere down the road. 

Arthur would likely make a show of skullduggery. Furthermore, he'd be particularly motivated to be cunning by the fact that such dishonesty would piss Gilbert off massively, so much so that he wouldn't be able to act rationally. Backroom deals would be made, and Arthur would break many a promise that he'd made towards Prussia. He could orchestrate matters so that Gilbert would be called away, and then move and spirit you away along with him. Perhaps he would sic Austria onto Gilbert, and then beat Prussia down even further once the fighting had ceased. Or he could wait until the latter is injured or ill and then kill him, or bury him alive. In the case of this being a setting where they are immortal, this would only hinder his adversary temporarily, yet it would be enough. 

Gilbert, in contrast, would be far more thorough. He'd decide to hit two birds with one stone. Having you would likely just be an excuse on a long list of reasons he'd have for marching his army against Britain. Likely to recruit France, Spain or also the Nordic countries to his cause. Should he have to keep it personal, then he'd try to chop Arthur's head off while the latter would be bathing. After all, the Englishman would be most vulnerable in the bathroom, the one room where he wouldn't have any weapons stored

Reparations - Would they demand their opponent pay for their “misdemeanours”? 

With the whip and the sword in most cases. Arthur might even go as far as to poison Gilbert to get his point across. He could unleash some very unsavoury rumours in the world. Sabotage would be enacted, with Arthur even being petty enough to fill sugar in Gilbert's car or motorcycle tank. He also wouldn't be above putting itching powder in a uniform or two. Also, he would be well aware of the other’s distaste for Romantic literature. Guess who would be read mushy Victorian novels for days on end. Additionally, he would place a stuffed animal in Gilbert’s quarters to freak him out. 

Gilbert would challenge his opponent to a duel, or also mix gunpowder in his food. Small explosives would be placed under the bed or some of Arthur's beloved stuffed animals would be missing. On occasion, he would even go as far as to put England through Zersetzung, in order to crush his soul a little bit. That, or he would aid one of the colonies in executing a successful rebellion. Though, he needn't go so far. He could make England's life very difficult in simple moves that would rip away all the modern day luxuries Arthur would cherish. The hot water would be switched off, and the electricity cut.

[unhetalia]

England headcanons (pt. 2):

part 1 |

Out of all the Nations, Arthur is the wealthiest - a combination of the relationship he had with his monarchy, his years as a pirate, and being really good with investments.

Arthur is a knight, both ceremonially and literally. (Alfred finds this awesome and also incredibly sexy, but refuses to admit it.)

Arthur is an amazing gardener, and pretty much grows everything he needs. Unfortunately, no matter how fresh and healthy his vegetables are, they lose all nutritional value once he tries to cook them.

When Alfred comes over, he sneakily batch cooks a few different meals so Arthur can enjoy home cooking under the guise of YOU HAVE NO FOOD AND I'M STARVING, ENGLAND. Arthur's figured Alfred out, but always plays along.

Arthur's an ass man; he has a mental ranking for all the Nations, and refers to them in his notes by that number. You can guess who number 1 is, I bet. (France was initially furious at finding out his own ranking, but conceded that what truly made him special was not his derriere, but what was on the other side.)

His canines are very prominent, and it can be quite disconcerting when he grins or shows his teeth. Antonio calls him the English Devil behind his back, while Gilbert sometimes calls him Count Kirkland (to his face).

Big feet 😏

Banned from like, ten bars in London for brawling. The last bar he got banned from was because some guy tried to hit on Alfred while he was trying to drag Arthur home.

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Yandere Pirate England/ British Empire England with a cute little captive nsfw. (I don't know why, but I imagine his little captive is a nation like him)

That is definitely a fun idea, I'll try to stay clear of the politics involved with him capturing a country and just focus on the sexy time stuff, with a little introduction to it because the devil is in the details

1p England/Arthur Kirkland

So I personally think England is at his most yandereish self as an empire, because he wants to own his beloved, he sees them as his belonging

He's technically an empire and a pirate at the same time, because no one can do shit about it and he wants to have fun

Anyways if you manage to capture his attention you're basically fucked because he has so much international control

If you're one of his colonies you don't really have much choice but we're going with you being a none controlled country

(I'll make up a country for use at some point, that will be personified by what you guys want)

You'll be brought onto his pirate ship, and chained to his massive bed, and left there to stew for a while, because he's a sadist and a power hungry asshole, he wants to show you he's in control

England does think he's entitled to you, which makes it very hard to reason with him. Because why should he let his treasure go?

If you resist too much the first time you're going to be chained to the bed with iron chains, because resistance is useless. If you accept it he will use silk to tie you up, because he wants to show you how well you're treated when you submit

There will be a lot of teasing, if he can he wants to make you cry from sexual frustration

You being small and cute only makes you a bigger target because it makes him feel powerful and taller

He'll find your most sensitive spots and stroke them painfully slowly.

He'll circle his fingers in light brushes around your most private areas, never touching completely, but just enough to make arousal shoot through your body like fireworks

His possessive bites will make your stomach curl into a ball and when the sweet relief of your stomach no longer doing acrobatics comes, he will find yet another soft spot to bite

He will drag out the teasing for as long as it takes to make you beg for him and cry in frustration

And when you finally beg he won't even give you what you want, no he wants more, he wants you to swear your mind, body and soul to him, he'll offer to ease the frustration if you swear yourself to him

When you've done that only then will he take you, and he will make sure it's the best fuck you've ever had, or at least he likes to think that

You're going to be treated kind of like a consort/concubine, when you start behaving, which is good but he also expects you to do whatever he asks of you, regardless of what it is.

If you are a good little treasure he might actually stick to just fucking you,

You will get more power the closer you get to him, so pleasing him in the bed is the best way to actually gain influence

Beware tho that you will not be able to leave him for many centuries, because he stays in power for so fucking long, so just acting like you're his perfect little plaything will ensure your survival and good treatment from him

But if you do leave him at his weakest he will be super fucking mad and it will change him for the worse, because he might have tricked himself into thinking you like him. Which of course is a delusion, but shit is going to hit the fan, he will do anything he can to hurt those closest to you or anything that matters to you. He'll be so filled with wrath that he will do anything to make you feel what he feels, which also involves going back to his habit of sleeping around a lot

You will never be truly free, he will torment you forever until you give up or die, either way your most peaceful option is to accept your fate, if you stay with him and act like a submissive and sweet wife, then you will have an easy life, he's very rarely prone to violence towards a significant other and with time he calms down a little and becomes less sadistic, ish.

If things go well he might actually want to marry you and treat you almost like an equal, letting you make decisions that affect you both, etc

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Anyway this got longer than expected with a lot of politics and not as much nsfw stuff I'd planned but hope you like it regardless!

[doueverwonder]

I love Arthur pulling out both full nation and full country name together like that star spangled ass of his is not to be found after that. And the amount of swear words he puts in-between the words indicates whether he should flee the country, the continent, or the planet.

pfft, okay so if he's mad but not like, going to murder him mad it's

"Alfred Fly-From-Fornication Jones, the United States of America"

if Alfred is about to be murdered in cold blood it's more (sorry but Virginia can't be brought up without the comment)

"Alfred Fly-From-Fucking-Fornication Kirkland, Crown Colonies of Virginia (May Elizabeth I rest in peace), New York, Massa-fucking-chusetts, Maryland, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Delaware, North & South Carolina, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and god forsaken Georgia."

Arthur has been saying Massa-fucking-chusetts every time he has to say the state name since the Boston Tea Party. God Forsaken Georgia is quite new though and may or may not have its roots in the song The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Besides those two the cursing and/or random comments switch, Alfred could get a head start but it's more fun to listen to the new rotation.

[vanessalocke]

[UKFr fanfic] Devil's Child

Pairing: England x Nyo!France

Tags: dark fic, Demon!England, Nyo!France, Nyo!Canada, Good Ending, Catholicism

Summary: Ten years later, on a cloudy and foggy day in England, a newspaper report about a group of young men locking themselves in a slum house and setting themselves on fire shook London. Many false and true rumors have surfaced, one of which is believed by many people, that it is actually a secret society of Satan worshipers, burning themselves so that they can donate their own souls for Lucifer.

And in the newspaper, in the list of those who died in the fire in that house, there was Arthur Kirkland's name.

Author's note: Sorry for my crude grammar and word usage. I tried translating it from Vietnamese to English, but I'm afraid it's not very good. Later I will translate some more of my fanfics into English.

Chapter 1: The Devil and the Boy

"It was a rainy day.

In the middle of a busy line of people, there was a boy with thick eyebrows, messy sandy blond hair, wearing a beret, untidy clothes, holding unsold newspaper. He went back to his dilapidated abandoned house. He took off his shoes, tiredly lay on the cold floor, gradually fell asleep, tears blurred his eyes as green as a forest.

Just as he fell asleep, a snake slithered on the floor. The snake looked at the boy's bare feet and immediately lunged forward, its mouth gaping open to aim at the child's heel.

Thinking that the snake's venom was about to bite into the boy's skin, a great force immediately fell from above. A woman's foot stepped on the snake's head. It panicked and struggled, its tail thrashing violently, but to no avail.

It was a beautiful woman wearing a robe as bright as the sun, with twelve stars on her head. The woman looked at the sleeping boy with tender eyes and boundless love.

"Let me out!"

The snake hissed, its golden eyes with thread-like pupils widening with fear mixed with hatred. The snake shape at the woman's feet turned into thick black smoke. The smoke condenses and forms a tall and handsome man, a slim waistcoat and elegant tailcoat, behind which are giant black wings shaped like bat wings.

"You must not harm this child." The woman, fearless, looked straight into the man's eyes.

"Our Lady, can You tell me why You always interrupt my work?" The man said, his voice cold and sarcastic.

"This boy in despair called my name. This boy is my son." Mary replied slowly, "Go back to your place, and never touch my beloved children again."

The man's golden eyes suddenly flashed a malicious glint. Under his feet appeared a large black mud.

"Okay, I won't harm him. But he won't be Your son forever, Lady." He laughed, as his body slowly sank into the black mud at his feet. "Instead, this child, Arthur Kirkland, will be MY child. Then he will commit crimes that no one can imagine. I will destroy everything You hold dear, Our Lady. "

Maria didn't seem scared at all. Our Lady simply replied:

"Under God's providence, my children will always return to my side."

Hearing Mary's mention of God, the devil's handsome face immediately contorted with anger.

"Let's see."

He said before sinking into the mud completely. The mud disappeared, leaving the floor dry as if there had never been any liquid there.

***

Ten years later, on a cloudy and foggy day in England, a newspaper report about a group of young men locking themselves in a slum house and setting themselves on fire shook London. Many false and true rumors have surfaced, one of which is believed by many people, that it is actually a secret society of Satan worshipers, burning themselves so that they can donate their own souls for Lucifer.

And in the newspaper, in the list of those who died in the fire in that house, there was Arthur Kirkland's name."

Read more at: Devil's Child - Chapter 1 - VanessaLocke - Hetalia: Axis Powers [Archive of Our Own]

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What are some of the roles for the other nations in your au?

OH BOY!

So (some of these characters come from things my friends came up with) here are some of the other characters. If you want to hear about other characters in the AU, just send an ask

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo - Middle School Science Teacher

100% dabbles with the Devil's Lettuce

Chemistry is his forte

Shares a classroom with the AP Latin teacher, Cristiano D'Angelo (Naples)

Has pissed off the principal, Romulus Mancini, a lot

Nobody is sure why he hasn't been fired yet

Lorenzo Di Salvo - AP European History Teacher

Has little pride pins on his jacket

Is the cool, young, and sarcastic teacher that the teens love

Comforts a lot of kids during his free periods or after school

Unfazed by the crazy things kids do

Looks a little too much like Principal Mancini but with melanin

Kinda has a thing going on with Mr. Fernandez

Shares a classroom with French teacher, Francois Bonnefoy

Feliciano Bernardi - Latin I Teacher

Not a single person thinks he is straight

Very dramatic

Shares a classroom with German teacher, Gilbert Beilschmidt

Has a picture of himself from when he was a teenager on his desk with some blond man he refuses to talk about

Best friends with elementary/middle school counselor, Ludwig Beilschmidt

Rumor that he is related to Mr. Di Salvo and Mr D'Angelo

Cristiano D'Angelo - AP Latin Teacher

Very bubbly and sweet

One kid made him cry once and everyone ended up bullying the fuck out of the kid that made him cry until he apologized

Does NOT get along with Mr. Bernardi

Listens to goth music which surprised everyone given he dresses in pastels and flowy clothes

In charge of Latin Club

His hair is so big and it's full of secrets

Romulus Mancini - Principal (Highschool)

Literally doesn't run this school properly

100% is embezzling money from school fundraisers

Has a "concerns" box but doesn't check that out

Everyone thinks the Italians are his kids

There's a rumor that he's got a thing going on with the admin of the schools and that's why he gets away with so much

His office feels like it belongs in a horror movie

Loves wolves more than air

Matthew Williams - High School Art Teacher

Always has paint in his beard

Very chaotic and charismatic

The teacher everyone thinks is super funny

Great listeneer

The art teacher that loves to see the kids' growth and gives them the best advice to yield the best possible results

Does not get jack shit from the school

Shares classroom with Tolys

Tolys Laurinaitis - History Teacher and Basketball coach

Does not get paid enough for this shit

He humor can be very blunt and unexpected

Cooks for the classes as an incentive

Is mad that they are supposed to have practice as a team with no proper gym yet

Surviving on all the coffee he can get from the teacher's lounge

Rocks the Man-Bun

Arthur Kirkland - AP English Teacher

Has a LOT of beef with Mr. Mikhailov (Ivan)

Big horror movie fan, too

Has a bi flag and nb flag in his pencil cup

Too many mugs

Will throw Shakespearian insults at the other teachers

"Actually, that is incorrect"

Has an "independent" classroom in the gym

Honda Kiku - Vice Principal (Lower Grades)

He’s currently trying to work his way up to principal

He's lowkey kinda awkward but he's hella good at his job, besides, you know- getting children to like him.

He forgets children are part of the job description half the time

Children go to him when bad. This is a threat

Ludwig Beilschmidt - Guidance Counselor (Lower Grades)

Scarier than he looks

Has pictures of his dogs in his wallet

Everyone is very confused as to why he and Mr. Bernardi are so close

Very chill to talk to

Everyone plays a guessing game on his sexuality

Very young for his position

Arlovskaya Nataliia - Gymnastics Coach/Dance Team

Resting bitch face

Short but full of fire

Fairly fluent in English but stumbles from time to time

Cousin to Ivan

Loves what she does and she does it well

Students fear and love her

Franocis Bonnefoy - French Teacher

Flirts with like every teacher

For some reason is best friends with Mr. Fernandez and Mr. Beilschmidt #1

Tries to be cool and fails miserably

The students photoshop him onto a lot of French memes though

#1 Way to piss him off is making Italian jokes at him

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Arthur Kirkland for the character ask please

favourite thing about them: nothing. he's a pretentious, detestable prick. that's why he's such a fun character.

least favourite thing about them: some of those stereotypes were too accurate, and as an english person i had to reckon with that.

favourite line: i haven't watched it since 2012 and i also watched subbed so i'm not sure on the line, but the scene where francis is begging him to marry him so his boss doesn't kill him, and arthur just plainly laughs in his face.

brotp: engport, best friends of life (except for that 60yrs we don't talk about), and generally being their for each other throughout everything. also engnor for similar reasons. i wish we got more of them.

otp: engspa. i love how they're caught in an endless cycle of enemies-to-reluctant-allies-to-lovers-to-enemies. i love that they find so much joy in fucking each other over and beating each other up. also pirates. the epitome of "i can make him worse". truly toxic by choice.

notp: usuk. i just never saw it honestly.

random headcanon: arthur considers french to be one of his mother tongues but would never admit it out loud. he sill frequently uses it.

unpopular opinion: to this day, this was one of the most toxic fandoms i was ever in but the only one where the toxicity hasn't stopped me coming back to write for it. i genuinely enjoy writing for these characters still.

song i associate with them: breaking benjamin - dance with the devil

favourite picture of them: i cannot find the bit of fanart now, it was on deviantart back in 2010-ish, but i see it in my head. my rp partner at the time sent it to me because it was of our characters.

[the-au-queen]

rules: in a new post, post the names of all the files in you wip folder regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell us about it. and then tag as many people as you have wips

@hergan416 tagged my YGO account but since my WIPs are all over the place, Imma use this account instead hah Be prepared. I have a lot of WIPs

Additionally; due to the reasons listed above, I will add fandom/ships behind the file names. Italics: drabbles, no plan on publishing, mostly written for friends. Bold: multi-chapters in need of a new chapter.

This is going to be extremely long, so the Read More is more of a warning than anything.

Okay so. To not subject the poor souls I'm tagging to the horror of scrolling through the read more, I will tag them now.

@thenarcolepticone, @ami-v-dragnire, @forloveoflibertea, @moophinz, @egyptiansapphiredragons and @yuugisbarber

DMC exchange but make it a group project (Devil May Cry, Vergil/Dante)

A not entirely useful lesson in history (Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal, Gen)

Tell me how he touched you (One Piece, Robin/Dragon)

Nightly Visit (Yuukoku no Moriarty, Fred/Bonde)

Blind Mermaid AU That's Lacking A Title/Sonar (Hetalia, USUK)

How Angels Are Made (Hetalia, USUK)

The World Is Rotten (But I Need Your Help) (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Entrust)

some mpreg angst (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

A Night With The Spirit (Avatar The Last Airbender, Zukaang)

Don't You Puyo With Me (Hetalia, USUK)

Prompt 1 (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Gen)

Prompt 2 Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

(Not) Less Of A Person (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

Touch Me (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

You, Lovely You (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Entrust)

Let Me Blur Your Lines (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Entrust)

Seahorse (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

Don't Call Me Daddy (Hetalia, USUK)

Press Me Up Against Your Lips

Into The Kaibaverse (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

Fatal Meeting (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

Our Transfer Student Can't Be This Cute (Miraculous Ladybug, Adrienette)

Like and Subscribe To My Heart (Hetalia, USUK)

Remnant (Mob Psycho 100, Gen)

Voice Pining or alternatively It's Been A While (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Datastorm)

I want to see you smile (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Datastorm)

Crimson Flavoured (Avatar The Last Airbender, Zukaang)

VRAINS Shipweek (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, various)

Do You See Me (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

The Spirit Of The Ring (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Mage)

Play My Little Game (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Datastorm)

Fake Datastorm December (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Datastorm)

Roxanne (Hetalia, CanNyo!Eng)

Mirage (Hetalia, USUK)

Time travelling cardverse (Hetalia, USUK)

Seto following the Kaibaverse (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

The Legend Never Dies (Hetalia, USUK)

Devoted Christian Halfblood (Percy Jackson, Gen)

Full Moon (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

3chan (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

People really liked the proposal AU (Hetalia, USUK)

Year of the OTP 2023 (various)

Rosa ft Arthur (Hetalia, Gen)

Belle Smut (Beauty and the Beast, Belle/Beast)

Basically Mona Rules Them All (Hetalia, various)

Unnamed Document (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

KaruShuu Drabbles (Assassination Classroom, Karma/Gakushuu)

White Day fic Diurnal (Hetalia, USUK)

Shatter Me (Assassination Classroom, Karma/Gakushuu)

Drabble to adopt (Hetalia, USUK)

YGOME fem!Judai (Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Rival)

The Memory Of A Beloved (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, MokuSera)

Perfect Stranger (Hetalia, USUK)

Out Of The Dark (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Datastorm)

Money for Love/National Anthem (Hetalia, EngMona/USUK)

Oscar (Hetalia, USUK)

Among Mortals (Hetalia, USUK)

False Prince (AKA lame title) (Hetalia, USUK)

Ice Villain Fire Hero (Hetalia, USUK)

Deaf Werewolf Blind Vampire (Hetalia, USUK)

First Day Out (Hetalia, USUK)

Arthur Kirkland's Special Circumstances (Hetalia, USUK)

BuzzFeed Unsolved (Hetalia, USUK)

About Androids and Ancients (Hetalia, USUK)

Sam? Ham? Sham? (Hetalia, USUK)

Small....Big Blunder (Hetalia, USUK)

Arthur (Hetalia, USUK)

Blind, Deaf, Mute. (Hetalia, USUK)

Cookies and Slumberparties (Hetalia, USUK)

Youtube AU (Hetalia, USUK)

Ancient meets Sci-Fi (Hetalia, USUK)

Small dirty lizard thing (Hetalia, USUK)

Mutualism

More (inacurate) intersex England (Hetalia, USUK)

Self indulgent headcanon thing (Hetalia, USUK)

Sand Planet (Hetalia, USUK)

For Maiden (Yu-Gi-Oh VRAINS, Datastorm)

Comparsion and other hijinks (Yu-Gi-Oh, various)

German prideshipping (Yu-Gi-Oh DM, Pride)

Kissing Babies (all) (Yu-Gi-Oh, various)

Short short drabbles (Yu-Gi-Oh, various)

Drabble Games (Hetalia, Gen, various)

NSFW Drabble Games (Hetalia, various)

Tentacles 'n Stuff (Hetalia, USUK)

Rosa fucks monsters (Hetalia, Nyo!England/monster)

NSFW Request (Hetalia, USUK)

Two (2) of the WIPs listed don't have anything to identify them, as I don't remember what I made them for, and since they're empty docs, I'll just have to count on me remembering at some point in life. *shrugs* Not the first time this happened. I always remember at some point.

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old sketches from last year