#developing employees

[marionette-j2x]

The Stanley Parable: New Script AU

"Something had shifted in the system. Something had changed. The Narrator's struggling to maintain normalcy in his perfectly crafted story as wayward codes, random protocols, glitches and unknown entities started appearing in the parable. Now with his protagonist, Stanley and their newly acquired friends acquaintances, they try their best to comprehend the danger now the parable poses and figure out who the mastermind behind all of it."

^This is actually just a short summary of this AU. I just can't seem to verbalize everything about this since I cannot English enough the things that's brewing on my mind. I had this AU simmering in my mind since last December after discovering this game, (Yes, I know I'm a few years too late for this fandom-).

I might draw more stuff in this AU soon. Maybe a comic sometimes idk but I do have some ideas. (I still have to finish my other comics for the different fandoms I'm in tho.)

(You can comment on the post below if you wanted to ask details about this AU. Please be kind tho especially to each other!)

(also forgive me for misspelling the Curator's name ahahdgdhhd I was not aware. I was really tired skskskks-)

[cursedzucchini]

Danny working as a batburger employee.

And now I know that ain't the most original thing on this website, but consider;

When Danny comes into contact with food, it gains sentience.

I mean imagine the jokerized fries coming alive trying to kill each other, bc there can be only one, before seeing the real joker and immediately forming a team to take that bitch down.

Or the poison ivy salad (I think) combining their powers together to try and kill whoever bought them.

Or the batburger hiding in the shadows.

Or like literally anything you can think of.

Just Danny, tired employee, trying to convince ppl to buy normal fries, bc if he gotta deal w the joker version one more fucking time he's burning this whole place down.

Or just trying to convince the food to stay on the plate. (And stabbing it to place if necessary)

So I'm not sure if anyone thought of this, but this is my vision ✋✨✨✨✨🤚

[fandomsupporter]

i’m sure it’s been said before, but i keep thinking about how if stede had had a genuine friendship in his life before meeting ed, he would have most likely realized his feelings for him were more than platonic way sooner

[luckyarchivist]

I totally forgot how funny Vere's handler is.

Replaying the demo (finally) for the loresheets and man is this lady funny.

First off, she comes out the brothel to see Vere with his nostrils practically pressed to MC's throat and is immediately like, "For the love of GOD—"

Like she's already frustrated. But frustrated in the way where you just know she's dealt with it before and she'll deal with it again. And she's all too aware of that fact.

Then Vere gives you his patent-pending Cryptic Advice, and this is what she has to say about taking tips from this particular vulpine.

AND WHEN HE GIVES HER THE "SHUT THE HELL UP" LOOK?

And their exit:

IDK anything about her, but that's fine. She can be my OC from now on (or, at least until she gets more details!)

[gay-impressionist]

France's ministry of foreign affairs just added to its HR procedures that it will pay plane tickets for its civil servants living in countries where abortion is banned, so they can get one in France if they need it.

It's great that they thought of that... And so fucked up that it has to get to this.

[caernua]

oh goodie here we go

[0sbrain]

his ass is lying

[s0ckh3adstudios]

Been seeing pawno circulating for a while now. What a funky lil menace. Have a doodle

BAHGJTRKGTMJHLWGRWPRHTKGRMKHELGHDEGR MLKWTEMT3KEGNENKGRKMGRKMLGSMKGSLKSGLKAKLGK

OMFG I CAN'TTTTT LOOK AT HIS PISSED OFF LITTLE FACE. OHH MY GODDDD. POMNI WHAT DID YOU DO DUDE?? WHAT DID YOU DO TO UPSET HIM?? KINGER GET YOUR SON

THIS GOT A GOOD GIGGLING OUT OF ME I WON'T LIE THIS IS SO FUNNY. you step foot near father you untrustworthy jester? you die for your crimes

[ilikedetectives]

I think the interview went well. The recruiter sent me an application form after so I guess that's a good sign?

[thepersonalwords]

Variety is the Spice of Life. Voices come in all shapes, tones, and sizes. Some are compelling and effective, while others are grating and agitating.

Susan C. Young, The Art of Communication: 8 Ways to Confirm Clarity & Understanding for Positive Impact

[angelic-mp4]

✮ ⋆ ˚｡ puella magi (irene) magica !  ｡°✩

💭 for reference...

did you know that irene from red velvet once cosplayed as madoka kaname in the 2016 k-drama 게임회사 여직원들 (also known by various translated names such as "game development girls," "women at a game company," and "the female employees of a game company")?

irene played the role of ah reum, an employee within a mobile gaming company who forms multiple friendships with two other employees (maci mel and yeo gi hye). specifically, ah reum is a game and coding programmer who is struggling to fit in the gaming industry, and she + her team are tasked with creating a mobile game with "an unique concept."

[awkward-teabag]

I keep seeing people respond to the Microsoft Recall bullshit with there's an ability to disable it and that misses the point. Several points in fact.

It's only a matter of time until an update bugs/"bugs" it and re-enables it without warning so people who had previously disabled it think they're in the clear until their info is leaked or they get a warning they're low on storage space.

If people don't have admin rights, they may not be able to disable it. Laptops given by work or school lock down what people can do with them, some going as far as dictating which browser one has to use on them. Even if you don't need admin rights to disable Recall, you may not have the ability to do so without losing the laptop and/or job and/or education.

I'm unsure of how it would handle multiple accounts but if it can be locked by someone else to always be enabled, children and people in abusive situations would also be unable to disable it. Even if it can't be locked, disabling it could result in punishment from a parent or the abuser.

Is it really disabled or is it "disabled" in that what the user sees is it being disabled while it's still collecting information and/or sending information to Microsoft in the background?

Such a feature should never have been automatically enabled in the first place. It's bad, predatory design to have such a feature enabled from the start and to expect users AKA customers to go out of their way to look up and then opt-out of something.

If disabling it really disables it, it can still result in stress and concern that it's not. The vast majority of people do not have the skills or knowledge to look into the OS guts to give themselves peace of mind that it really truly is disabled.

I'm sure I'm missing some, too.

TLDR is disabling is a bandaid someone else may rip off for you, someone may hurt you if you use, it may not work at all except as a placebo, and should have never been needed in the first place.

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

“Catch of the day”

I had a vision

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) it started as a joke but now if they're alone house will call chase 'wombat' as a nickname in affection rather than teasing

[faceeeeee]

Something

Bunny: *exist*

CEO: Yes, let's trap him for the rest of his short rabbit life in a digital circus with no escape so he can be company with a demented ringmaster.

(Maybe I'll draw Bubble as a little kid one of these days.)

I was looking through the depths of my inbox and stumbled upon an ancient relic. Still the answer will always be the same:

What.