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jim, when he finally understood spock’s reasoning in menagerie, part 2: spock! you could’ve just told me! (and i would’ve broke the rules for you)
spock, as noble and kind as he is: and make you face the death penalty too? no… one of us is enough
#ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING#spock loves this man so damn much#and also the whole ‘no need to insult me sir i acted completely logical’ like… WHERE?#logical in the part where you wanted to make your previois captain happy so much you broke the rules for him submitting yourself to the#death penalty charge only for the possibily that your old captain will accept your offer and will become happy once again?#WHERES LOGIC IN THERE SPOCK#spock#star trek#spirk#or logical in the part where you know you could’ve had kirk’s support in breaking the rules but that way he would’ve faced death penalty too#but you cannot possibly endagner this man for you even at his on will?#yeah spock.#completely and utterly logical
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This is still my favorite joke in all of Order of the Stick.
The simple but overwhelming putdown of Belkar's murder hobo shtick is so satisfying
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The Blythes are Quoted by L.M. Montgomery
#idc jem x mary is so compelling to me#i just think there’s such a fury and fission there#i want to read a whole long and devastating fic on the classism and disapproval suppressing their exasperating romance#(exasperating to them more than anyone… no submission given between either of them and it means both the good & bad kind of sparking)#that ends with mary releasing jem from his already insulting indecision#and her telling him she thinks miller douglas (who loves her the way jem loves faith) will suit her just fine#(the first time jem blythe has ever been ‘thrown over’ btw)#it’s the same choice jem also would’ve likely ultimately arrived at himself#but having mary make it first not only hurts but is also almost the last one-up to be had between them#which reaches crescendo as roi opens and results in jem’s train station display of publicly kissing faith goodbye and hey that’s that#(save maybe a cathartic letter or two [written but never sent ofc] during jem’s time as a powmia)#the blythes are quoted#jem blythe#mary vance#lucy maud montgomery
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daeron: why is aegon in the corner? helaena: he was arguing with aemond and lost his temper and yelled that he hated him. daeron: ...and that's why he's in the corner? helaena: oh no, it's because aemond started crying and said he hated himself more than aegon ever could and aegon got so upset he grounded himself.
#siblings understand the ability to hurl awful insults at each other knowing they don't actually strike a nerve#and if an insult accidentally ever does hit a really sore spot it is DEVASTATING like OH NO#WHAT I HAVE DONE#anyways aegon would be like this#talk shit but the second aemond's lip quivers he's gotta be talked off the ledge#aegon targaryen#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#helaena targaryen#daeron targaryen#daeron#helaena#aemond#aegon#aegon ii#aegon the elder#aemond one eye#daeron the daring#hotd#house of the dragon#quotes#incorrect hotd#incorrect house of the dragon
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A thing I feel about Telemachus and Antinous in Legendary and the fact that like. Telemachus objects to calling Penelope a "tramp" when Antinous' line about opening her room to have fun with her obviously feels much worse and more threatening... but I feel like Telemachus is kind of going like; "hey, the line? You crossed it a while ago."
Like, everything after tramp doesn't count because tramp was too far to begin with, and if Telemachus was strong enough to deal with the problem Antinous would no longer be here to say the gross shit afterwords because that would have been the point where Antinous died. Or at least broke his jaw and lost his ability to say nasty shit about Telemachus' mom.
Which is where the rule of "talk shit get hit" comes from, Telemachus is just untrained in combat because Laertes sucks at his job.
#seph listens to epic#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#wisdom saga spoilers#telemachus epic the musical#i refuse to feel bad about laertes until such a time as he is humanized and i am forced to#until such a time he continues to be a dopey deadbeat who probably fights alright but is easily made emotionally devastated and unavailable#at least odysseus' grandpa has the excuse of being a demigod for raising him fucked up#where the fuck has laertes been all telemachus' life... he got upset when his wife died and his son didn't return from the war and...#abandoned Telemachus.... this is why people say Sisyphus cucked you man...#not actually the real reason but it makes for a mildly entertaining insult#i have a fucking headache my dude
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god dave WISHES he had main character energy. loser
#i love getting so mad at a character all i can do is call them a loser#most devastating insult of all#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#nsbu#nsbu spoilers#ish#reese watches never stop blowing up
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brainrot
#had a devastating realisation that i’ve only ever posted factventure art on here like once#you don’t understand they’re complimentary colours therefore they’re in LOVE#factventure#portal 2#rick portal 2#fact core portal 2#adventure sphere#scrawnys portal art#last one feels kinda more in character switched but then again i don’t think fact core would like. be aggressive with his insults#he’d prolly just be like “fact. you should shut up” in a smug little voice#hate them
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Those of you who love Walter BECAUSE you recognize how fucked up and evil he is and you have enough self-awareness to admit that you can relate to certain aspects of evil characters because evil is as intrinsic to humanity as good and is ultimately derived from human failings and not from an outside force: I respect you more than I could EVER respect the Reddit Fanboys that idolize and mischaracterize him HOWEVER I personally will hate his ass until the end of time not only was he MEAN to JESSE an unpardonable transgression against me personally but ALSO his personality just kind of grates on me lol
#the whole meth and murder thing didn’t do him any favors either i’ll admit#but tbh even if he hadn’t caused a devastating air collision via voluntary manslaughter i still wouldn’t like him#he’s pretentious and shouty and bald and i wish i could tell him to kill himself to his face#no one asked i just wanted to make another insulting post ab him really#ww i will see you in hell!!#breaking bad#brba#anti walter white#walter white hate blog
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If OPLA adapt Usopp's Loguetown story properly (which they fucking better) they need to have Usopp getting into the fight with the child because she said OK Boomer to him
#I know it will ruin the timelessness BUT it would be hilarious#but I don't think any other age based insult has the pure devastation of it#usopp#one piece#loguetown#one piece live action#opla#east blue saga#usopp hours
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The complicated relationships of the Gods become a lot more relatable and understandable when you have your own complicated relationships with family.
#My parents hurt me a lot#I would still be devastated if they were to get hurt or die#I would defend them should anyone insult them behind their back#paganism#helpol#hellenism#pagan#polytheism#kemetic paganism#kemeticism
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alternate ending to bw
#coldslaws art#natural harmonia gropius#pokemon bw#pokemon black and white#trainer n#trainer hilda#trainer hilbert#i feel like the only person who doesnt hate n's shoes#but ngl they do look like they go squink squink squink while walking#ever gotten an insult so devastating you immediately fell over and gave up all your schemes to wipe out humanity
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spotify stop sending me emails about concerts i cant go to challenge: impossible edition
#they keep emailing me about tv girl#babes its in leeds#i can't go there#which im already devastated about#talk about insult to injury
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One better (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Damned#ZEX#Blood#I knew going into this and it was still so distressing :'0#Who needs plot twists when you can create such an intense sense of Dread#Probably doesn't help that I read this At Night In the Dark lol - actual shivers#Gods this was a hard scene to read - there have been several instances of my face hurting from furrowing my brow so hard haha#The way that ''Doctor'' is written is So skillful - I'm so impressed by everyone's prose and quirks and syntax!#Not to mention when he breaks character in a later scene to apologize for taking a bit to move the scene along haha <3 Play!!#It really does speak to just how much skill and effort is put into everything <3 It's so well done all the way around!!#Anyway to the actual scene at hand lol ow :') Drawing blood is always fun but I wish it wasn't his ;u;#Ugh the way he takes the surgeries is so well written - fear of course but a kind of stoic suffering as much as he's able to -#Until it comes to his eye#Ugh the /break/ of it all he goes from so eloquent - almost snarky and silly! Still trying to find an out make peace do /something/#It all goes completely out the window he's so /reduced/ and nothing hurts worse than that ughughugh#For all his intelligence and wit and prior successes and charm and just - everything that makes him /him/ to be dissolved into abject fear#It's so sad ;; And so well done <3#And he still holds enough of himself to know what he'd be losing wegh it's so sad!! He's so defined by his vision as most VUX are it's fjdsl#Zelnick is already gone by this point but I wanted to throw him in for extra sad flavour :')#Plus - I've mentioned his post-Op was one of the ones from the gallery that Actively kills me every time I look at it#Can you imagine my heartbreak to find out that he didn't have his Captain to comfort him after this in actuality? That he was fully alone?#''Are we home? Is it over?'' ''N...not yet'' - The Absolute Devastation of realizing that Never Was not really#Just tear my heart out why don't you ugh I'm fully bleeding out 💔#That last one is actually meant to be Max but it's open to interpretation :)#I think it's such a waste that his eye was just disposed of! Someone else could've used that (lol)#I do think there's something to the idea of seeing what used to be a part of your body elsewhere - like the Leftovers!#Even just keeping as a memento tho - a trophy - insult to injury but literally#Just points to no one being special and nothing being sacred I suppose
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✨️ITS FUNNY✨️ I'm 👁SEEING👁 Daniel Sousa but I'm 👂HEARING👂 Jack Thompson 💥❤️🩹🔥🔪🚷🤭
#have you ever heard a more ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING insult??? the answer is no. no one has#peggy carter#agent carter#agent carter 2x05#daniel sousa#jack thompson#marvel
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No matter how much I try I will never be able to shit talk as well as this girl sitting beside me in my college union talking to her friend. She said,
"After seeing him for about 30 seconds and stalking his Instagram I can tell he has the personality of moldy Swiss cheese."
#funny#hilarious#lol#relatable#college#you know what#that's very fair#now i wanna see the guy#because what kind of personality is that of moldy swiss cheese#i need to know#leave it to college girls to deliver a devastating insult like that stone faced
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the thing that gets me about the, "oh it's quick bc it's war, it's more realistic," defence for soap's death is 09 ghost's and roach's deaths were abrupt as well but they were still treated with dignity
ghost screams for roach and tries to kill shepherd before he’s killed. we the player get to sit and watch with a dying roach
roach tries one last time to get the dsm even though it’s hopeless. we see the way they throw ghost's body, the rising dread as they spread the fuel. the hatred for shepherd drags out when he flicks the cigar and lights it and the screen slowly darkens, music swelling as he gets away with it and roach finally dies as well
we hear price scream through the comms and the devastating realisation hits that if he'd called just a little earlier, they might have lived
that is how you do an abrupt but dignified death that respects the audience
mw3 is how you throw together a rushed and disjointed climax and hope people swallow it
#soap dies from an out of character decision from price not letting him kill makarov in the helicopter#when price has had no qualms for the past two games to bend rules and make the choice he thinks is right not the one thats correct#and an out of character decision from soap to stab him in the shoulder instead of the head or just shooting him since he thought he was dow#theres no reaction from anyone apart from ghost and price saying his name#gaz just calls price to disarm the bomb#then they stand there looking at soap as price calls in a debrief#theres no anger no devastation no lighting the fire of revenge#theres no music nothing to symbolise this loss not only of a main character that we love but a character we /play as/#theres nothing in the writing the characters the music the atmosphere to push this as an emotional scene#hes just there#makarov doesnt come across as a true villain to be afraid of and angry at#hes just a guy that shot someone bc he brought a knife to a gun fight#all of this after stripping soap of his main kill and personal enemy with a pathetic excuse#which was already insulting#but to bring graves back from the dead then hammer home four seperate times that soap is 100% dead? that felt targeted and deliberate#it wasnt a meta choice to prsent his death as realistic#stories arent meant to just be realistic theyre supposed to evoke emotion#this was a poorly written death in a poorly written story for a rushed campaign and theres nothing else to it#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#cod mw3#mw3 spoilers#john soap mactavish#soapghost#soap cod#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#captain price#kyle gaz garrick#call of duty#we’re a team. ghost team
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