#devastating insults

[th3p0rtalmaker]

Baby Hector and Baby Adira: *having a loud and passionate argument*

Quirin: *tiredly goes to investigate*

Quirin: *arrives to find Baby Hector and Baby Adira fuming on opposite sides of the room*

Baby Adira: *arms making angry pushing motions away from her body*

Quirin: "Adira, what are you doing?"

Baby Adira: "Hector and I are fighting, so I'm throwing away his hugs!"

Baby Hector:

[saudrag]

jim, when he finally understood spock’s reasoning in menagerie, part 2: spock! you could’ve just told me! (and i would’ve broke the rules for you)

spock, as noble and kind as he is: and make you face the death penalty too? no… one of us is enough

[mamawasatesttube]

frankly no one leans into bart being from alabama enough. do you even know how devastating it could be for impulse to look at you just sitting there minding your own business and go "aw man, bless your heart </3"

[gozuforce]

This is still my favorite joke in all of Order of the Stick.

The simple but overwhelming putdown of Belkar's murder hobo shtick is so satisfying

[gogandmagog]

The Blythes are Quoted by L.M. Montgomery

[bbygirl-aemond]

daeron: why is aegon in the corner? helaena: he was arguing with aemond and lost his temper and yelled that he hated him. daeron: ...and that's why he's in the corner? helaena: oh no, it's because aemond started crying and said he hated himself more than aegon ever could and aegon got so upset he grounded himself.

[seeminglyseph]

A thing I feel about Telemachus and Antinous in Legendary and the fact that like. Telemachus objects to calling Penelope a "tramp" when Antinous' line about opening her room to have fun with her obviously feels much worse and more threatening... but I feel like Telemachus is kind of going like; "hey, the line? You crossed it a while ago."

Like, everything after tramp doesn't count because tramp was too far to begin with, and if Telemachus was strong enough to deal with the problem Antinous would no longer be here to say the gross shit afterwords because that would have been the point where Antinous died. Or at least broke his jaw and lost his ability to say nasty shit about Telemachus' mom.

Which is where the rule of "talk shit get hit" comes from, Telemachus is just untrained in combat because Laertes sucks at his job.

[starstruckodysseys]

god dave WISHES he had main character energy. loser

[scrawnym4]

brainrot

[jesse-pinko]

Those of you who love Walter BECAUSE you recognize how fucked up and evil he is and you have enough self-awareness to admit that you can relate to certain aspects of evil characters because evil is as intrinsic to humanity as good and is ultimately derived from human failings and not from an outside force: I respect you more than I could EVER respect the Reddit Fanboys that idolize and mischaracterize him HOWEVER I personally will hate his ass until the end of time not only was he MEAN to JESSE an unpardonable transgression against me personally but ALSO his personality just kind of grates on me lol

[sallytwo]

anyway she’s a rising ATP pilot (probably at embry riddle though she’s a midwest girl at heart). then worsening family issues and a traumatic hangar fire cause her severe untreated mental illness to flare up. ashfur finds out and threatens to leak her medical records and get her grounded so she causes his crash. when they start to investigate the accident she cracks under the pressure and tells everyone. then when she gets grounded she just fucking disappears so everyone assumes she’s dead. she actually moves to alaska (under an alias) and flies cargo under part 135 and fallen leaves is her flight dispatcher. her farAIM is her most prized possession she loves to recite CFRs from memory. are you writing this down are you taking notes.

[potatopassenger]

If OPLA adapt Usopp's Loguetown story properly (which they fucking better) they need to have Usopp getting into the fight with the child because she said OK Boomer to him

[parcai]

it's not just rhysand, reread now acosf, acotar, + acomaf. even feyre was sm more likable + intriguing in books 1 + 2. there was just smth abt her man, this spark..

[mecharose]

#realizing there is a very potent ghost of Eleanor and Michael from the Good Place in annie and eyeball guy

[yasperapologist]

[florida3exclamationpoints]

✨️ITS FUNNY✨️ I'm 👁SEEING👁 Daniel Sousa but I'm 👂HEARING👂 Jack Thompson 💥❤️‍🩹🔥🔪🚷🤭