#abs devastating.

[parcai]

it's not just rhysand, reread now acosf, acotar, + acomaf. even feyre was sm more likable + intriguing in books 1 + 2. there was just smth abt her man, this spark..

[wiredphonez]

* Chara.....hey Chara!

*...

* Did you hear me calling you?

[shr3ktiddies]

who decided to give bg3 men bodybuilder bodies and abs

GALE WOULD NOT HAVE ABS this man is the stereotypical NERD! he would DIE after jogging for 5 minutes his body would be SOFT and his knees would CRACK

AND HALSIN?? THAT MAN WOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE A HEALTHY LAYER OF FAT COVERING HIS MUSCLES!! INNER ABS AND DAD BOD ON THE OUTSIDE!!

ASTARION WOULD HAVE A SKINNY AND DELICATE BODY TYPE!! WHO DECIDED TO GIVE HIM A SIX PACKS LOOK AT HIS STRENGTH STATS MAN

[deutsche-bahn]

Meine Firma hatte neuerdings eine zweite Auszubildende. Mit vorheriger Ausbildung in einer verwandten Brache, daher wurde ihr beim Einstellungsgespräch angeboten doch das 1. Lehrjahr zu überspringen. Ist nicht so ungewöhnlich, hab ich damals auch gemacht, weiter kein Thema. Sie sagte ja, Vertrag wurde unterschrieben, Antrag auf Einstieg im 2. Lehrjahr gestellt und genehmigt.

Mein Chef hat jetzt, 6 Monate später, allerdings bemerkt dass es doch irgendwie nervig sei dass beide Azubinen jetzt im 2. Lehrjahr sind. Beide am gleichen Tag in der Berufsschule, beide machen gleichzeitig Prüfung, schien alles ein großes Problem für ihn zu sein. Womit er dann nicht erstmal zu dem Typen rannte der für Personal-Angelegenheiten zuständig ist, sondern die Azubine am Freitagmorgen anblöffte. Keine Ahnung, lösungsorientiertes Mobving nennt sich das. Was weiß ich. Handwerk halt. Erstmal losbrüllen, vielleicht löst sich das Problem vor Schreck von allein. Was ein vibe

Er wollte jetzt, dass sie (nach Beginn des Schuljahres, mind you) zurück in's 1. geht. Die Azubine beworb sich vor Schreck dann über's Wochenende bei zwei anderen Firmen, weil fuck that. Verständlich. Leider erwischte sie dabei die Firma des besties unseres Chefs, der sofort am Telefon hing um die Azubine bei unserem Chef anzuschwärzen. Die Stimmung am Montag war bestens, der Azubine wurde Vertrauensbruch vorgeworfen (wobei... Lunte zu riechen weil man nach einem halben Jahr spontan den Ausbildungsvertrag ändern will ist in my book kein Vetrauensbruch), gegen Mittag stand dann ihre Mutter auf der Matte. Thank god, endlich ein Erwachsener.

Mein Chef ließ sich nicht dazu herab dem Gespräch mit Azubine plus Mutter beizuwohnen. Ihre einzige Forderung war dabei, dass sie nach wie vor in's zweite Lehrjahr wollte- wie's in ihrem Ausbildungsvertrag steht. Seit 6 Monaten. Nö, is nich.

Und dann hatten wir halt eine Azubine weniger. Noch können wetten abgegeben werden wann hier wieder jemand einen monolog darüber hält dass die jungen Leute alle nicht richtig arbeiten wollen, und wir deswegen kaum Lehrlinge bekommen

[iooiu]

it’s a sharp learning curve 

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

you guys know how abed has that head tilt tic that sometimes gets triggered when he’s upset? (lmk if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I have other examples.)

anyway, he does it again (very slightly) when troy is leaving at the end of geothermal escapism. I haven’t been able to unsee it since I noticed it and it’s absolutely destroyed me so I thought I’d burden you all with it too <3

the subtlety and how held back it is just makes it more devastating. it’s also yet another testament to how great of an actor danny pudi is. I have no idea if he even did the tic consciously, but he understands abed on such a deep level that it’s automatic for him. and even if it was a conscious decision danny made, it’s very obvious that for abed, it wasn’t intentional. for abed, it was just an automatic expression of how upset he was. it’s so realistic and heartbreaking UGH I hate this SHOW (I love this show)

[b3achysurfur]

I really needed this chapter after reading the last episode of no home. this really cured me 💞

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

do you think the community movie will have trobed or am i gonna have to kill myself find a way to cope

[milogoestogreendale]

i desperately want the community movie to end on a super emotional serious moment and then for the cool abed films outro to blast immediately

[bamfwizard]

chat is it evil to edit jayvik over a song and during the line "I was born with a hole in my heart", layer the clip of Vik after Jayce blew a hole in his heart over it

is that mean.

[storm-of-feathers]

i wanna know ab that little viking magical girl that was on screen for .5 seconds at the very end of the anime

[niccolos]

You’re a very pathetic man, Booker.  You and Nicky always had each other, right? All we had was our grief.  Well, now you have even more

Antigone, Sophocles / Antigonick, Sophocles, Anne Carson / Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky / Catalog of Unabashed Gratitude, Ross Gay / My Tears Ricochet, Taylor Swift

[jesse-pinko]

Those of you who love Walter BECAUSE you recognize how fucked up and evil he is and you have enough self-awareness to admit that you can relate to certain aspects of evil characters because evil is as intrinsic to humanity as good and is ultimately derived from human failings and not from an outside force: I respect you more than I could EVER respect the Reddit Fanboys that idolize and mischaracterize him HOWEVER I personally will hate his ass until the end of time not only was he MEAN to JESSE an unpardonable transgression against me personally but ALSO his personality just kind of grates on me lol

[cabeswatercowboy]

Started "The Foxhole Court" this morning!!!! I have a great feeling that this series is going to be a treat for ME.

I'll be tagging "all for the game" and "the foxhole court" if anyone wants to blacklist!

[trophywifetroybarnes]

pretty sure its been said before but you are in love by ts is so a trobed song (i mean. so is this love tbh) but there is just something abt you are in love.

"one night he wakes/strange look on his face/pauses, then says/you're my best friend/and you knew what it was/he is in love" UM do i even need to go on???? cause i CAN i mean the bridge alone!

"and he keeps the picture of you in his office downtown" thats director abed nadir with a picture of his trophy husband troy barnes you KNOW it is

"and you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars/and why i've spent my whole life trying to put it into words" like, smth smth troy not really realizing that he's in love with abed, because what he feels for abed is just--its smth he's not felt before. he thought maybe it was an Abed feeling than a in Love feeling--but then he has his oh moment and its like--everything makes sense now. everything.