#deteriorates

[stengeldive]

i washed my beloved stuffed animal with some white vinegar because he smelled a little funy and now he just smells like vinegar :((( i need to run him through the wash again but want to wash my sheets but its nearly 1am dont want to go to sleep at like 3!!!

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

[suprecorp]

*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[sillysiluriforme]

Your Miraculous Ladybug au/rewrite is sooo interesting omg!! Question: do those who were akumatized have side effects after being freed from HM's control?

who said anything about being freed ?

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[marisashinx]

"Why hasn't Silver woken up yet...?"

[braiinwormz]

this was funnier in my head

[unwri-ten]

Modern AU but the vessel is a colossal idiot (affectionate)

audio from this

[chocobje]

Hi hi!

I love your Toodles AU and all the drawings you've been making and the lore and-

I just got a question tho...

Dandy might have taken Rodger's ability to talk but... What about his hands, he can still write, doesn't he? Since Gardenview is a place filled with children's things too there a lot of crayon and paper, have any of then thought of using that to comunicate?

Cryptic ahh Rodger... Should've written in smaller text to save space smh

Also late response I'm terribly sorry, but you're actually right I haven't thought about that??

I'm pretty sure they'd find more spare paper and even pens lying around the offices or kids' areas that he could use, this all might happen later on in the story once Toodles used her braincells

[fox-guardian]

[ID: Drawings of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives on gray backgrounds. He is a fat white man with freckles, dull red hair with white streaks, and a matching beard. His eyes are a pale gray.

The first image is two headshots of him making a disappointed expression. He is wearing round glasses and a white collared shirt. The first drawing shows him with his hair down in a mullet style, bangs falling over his eyes, and the second shows his hair slicked back with only a couple strands hanging down.

The second image is a full-body drawing of him in a three-piece suit. It is a very dull blue. He is also wearing matching shoes and a pale gray tie, and his glasses are drawn gold. He also has a gold chain hanging from his vest pocket. He is standing with one hand in his pocket, the other adjusting his jacket. His hair is slicked back, and he is looking over his shoulder with a neutral expression.

The last image is just Martin's eyes over the seasons. Seasons 1-3 (one drawing) are a rich brown, and his eyebrows are bright red. The expression is wide and friendly. Season 4's pair is a pale gray with pupils frosted over, and the eyebrows are the duller red. The expression is tired. Season 5's are the rich brown with bright red brows, but with a ring of gray around just the pupil of the eye. The expression is annoyed, eyes rolling. end ID]

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finally finished the lonely martos. enjoy his hairline

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cnetizens post souvenir they got at various chinese museums

these are all fridge stickers

[bunnieswithknives]

OK JUST A LITTLE THING BECAUSE IM INSANE @cubbihue

Song: Plastic by Cheekface

[disdew]

"Capture something red, Paste it to the edge of your bed - Someone will be there, Someone who will know what it says"

[lotus-pear]

every time i think abt their canon height difference i want to eat drywall

[hemloqd]

what if they shared a bed. and were both boys

thank u @1ncend1ary for feeding me the idea🫶