#deteriorates

[stengeldive]

i washed my beloved stuffed animal with some white vinegar because he smelled a little funy and now he just smells like vinegar :((( i need to run him through the wash again but want to wash my sheets but its nearly 1am dont want to go to sleep at like 3!!!

[suprecorp]

*girls when it is literally eating away at their psyche* whatever

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

[marisashinx]

"Why hasn't Silver woken up yet...?"

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[sillysiluriforme]

Your Miraculous Ladybug au/rewrite is sooo interesting omg!! Question: do those who were akumatized have side effects after being freed from HM's control?

who said anything about being freed ?

[braiinwormz]

this was funnier in my head

[lotus-pear]

every time i think abt their canon height difference i want to eat drywall

[unwri-ten]

Modern AU but the vessel is a colossal idiot (affectionate)

audio from this

[bunnieswithknives]

OK JUST A LITTLE THING BECAUSE IM INSANE @cubbihue

Song: Plastic by Cheekface

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cnetizens post souvenir they got at various chinese museums

these are all fridge stickers

[ed13d1]

starting to forget

the lost house •  jenna barton

[hemloqd]

what if they shared a bed. and were both boys

thank u @1ncend1ary for feeding me the idea🫶

[zoe-oneesama]

Hey Zoe, one question: With the new Miraculous special, did you imagine what your heroes would be like as villains? Just like Shadybug and Claw Noir? What would you change about them (your heroes)?

I imagine both are The Supreme's No.1s, but with Marigold Queen Wasp being his No.1 field agent (and getting all the magic backlash, like Shadybug) with Scarlet Lady Antibug being his No.1 consultant.

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[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Watching the GOP trying to pivot and find targeting on Kamala that the Average Voter™ would agree with is hilarious. It's largely been clips of out of context moments where she laughs awkwardly about bad jokes she made. A few mentions that she never won a primary and are their best hits. They have nothing else outside of dog whistles, and those guys were always voting Trump. Like we hate her here for her being a cop, but the GOP can't fucking angle 'cops bad' to their base. As awful as 'tough on crime' rhetoric is, it's immensely popular with the exact kind of people who are swing voters. Even the attention from the attempted assassination was basically lost as all the focus shifted to Biden's decision. Theres suddenly a momentum around the DEM candidate we haven't seen since Obama. It feels like it went from an uphill fight to keep Trump out to a layup.

[mulchwave]

I've been stressed out of my gourd so The Silliness Must Intensify, therefore behold my fanart of lupin iii fanfic, Supermassive Retinol Overdose! by @crimetimesteadicam, a fic i really cannot recommend enough