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What if scenario: Desmond dies and is reborn in AC2 and ends up somehow being betrothed to Claudia instead of Duccio. (Duccio still gets beaten up though lol) Desmond has his memories like in yew branches.
I’m sure there’s going to be at least three people (one of them being Claudia herself) who would joke that he only wants to marry Claudia to finally be Ezio’s brother. XD
Okay, in all seriousness, let’s talk about how this would work.
Betrothals during this era is quite… early. Claudia herself is betrothed to Duccio by the time she is 15 so it won’t be surprising if their betrothal happened when she was 13 or 14.
Now, you mention Yew Branches and I think that we would have an easiest way to make this happen by just kicking Desmond into a canon character that would make sense to be betrothed to Claudia.
Of course, the first target that comes to mind would be one of the Medicis, mainly because that would fortify the alliance between House Medici and House Auditore and Claudia would be marrying ‘up’ but the oldest son of Lorenzo would be Piero and he has an 11 year difference with Claudia and would be 4 when Claudia is 15.
Claudia would definitely complain and say no. Honestly, pre-tragedy Claudia feels like a girl who would be into older men because she’d think they’re sooooo mature and ‘dashing’ and ‘mysterious’. A bit of a hopeless romantic keeping her Auditore audacity at bay.
So…
May I suggest�� kicking Desmond into being reborn as Lorenzo’s unfortunate will-die-in-the-Pazzi-conspiracy younger brother, Giuliano?
He would be 8 years older than Claudia but that’s fine. There are larger age gaps in Renaissance Italy (Lucrezia’s 14 year gap with Giovanni Sforza for example) and it would be funny if Claudia is actually attracted to him because he’s cool, strong and sooooo mysterious.
Desmond… Desmond just wants to save everyone, goddammit.
Also… this gives us an excuse for Desmond to have complicated feelings over having Lorenzo as his brother.
If you’re still iffy with the age gap, Lorenzo di Pierfrancesco de' Medici is only 2 years older than Claudia and marrying Claudia to a branch family member of the Medici would be a better move because Lorenzo is trying to lock in the Auditores’ loyalty (and the Assassins’ support) but marrying from the main family seems a bit… ‘wasteful’.
Either way, pre-tragedy Claudia? She’d definitely be attracted to Desmond.
Post-tragedy Claudia? Yeah, she’d cling to Desmond more because she’s so lost but, once she gets her feet to the ground and starts understanding the ‘freedom’ she has in Monteriggioni, she’d probably be the one to break off the engagement (especially if this is Brotherhood!Claudia).
Desmond accepts it but, shit… He can’t believe he’s saying this but…
He…
He might have accidentally fallen in love with Claudia already???
#ezio would definitely be supportive#but also would threaten desmond that he’d kick his ass#if he ever hurts his baby sister#medici or not#desmond’s just like#dude i think claudia would kill me first#and you gotta help her hide the body#and ezio’s offended that desmond would think his baby sister is that viscious but also…#yeeaaaahh#he can see claudia being that viscious#ask and answer#assassin's creed#desmond miles#claudia auditore#ezio auditore#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#claudes#i think that's what i use for their pairing#idk
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dont got much to offer for The Holiday but have these sillies!
happy valentines day :D
#sxf#spy x family#damianya#damian desmond#anya forger#my art#i am sleepy rn im scheduling this ahead of time like several hours ahead JKSDFKLS#unrelated to sxf. the tags are my speaking place shush#was not expecting the toby fox newsletter to have so much for me to think about JKKLDFSS#good ole gaster sending us love letters (we don't KNOW it's gaster but like. typing pattern + him being the only character to be like)#(directly referring to the game as deltarune)#ALSO THE WEATHERMEN HAVE NAMES NOW ?!?!? AND ARE IN LOVE ???!?!#so happy for them fr#i didnt get the mettaton card but like just know. that is my essence. all those blingee-core sparkles. those picmix hearts. me#anyway YIPPEE WAHOO
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[Toon x Mobster] Only he can make him laugh like that...
Jack Desmond is the silly guy. Gavriel Huffman is the scary guy. They come from different worlds that has contrasting genres, one more cartoonishly comedic and the other much dramatically darker.
It's kind of a running gag that Sir Huffman is unable to laugh without looking absolutely wicked. Both in the cartoon world and his own world.
That doesn't stop Jack from being completely smitten with him though, his voice is the most mind-melting thing he's ever had the pleasure to hear
[AUDIO USED:] Men I Trust - show me how
#Toon x Mobster#Jack Desmond#Gavriel Huffman#listen listen listen#I can't get enough of two CLEARLY different characters being in love with each other alright#and I meant different as in they literally come from different genres of stories#like their art styles contrast against each other and MMM it's so delicious#think of it like the movie of Who Framed Roger Rabbits#or Looney Toons: Back in Action#you'll get what I mean if you go to Youtube and watch a clip or two from those movies haha#anyway I just thought this was a fun idea. maybe I'll make more of them#original characters#original character#original character art#ocs#oc#oc artwork#oc art#artists on tumblr#original charater art#my drawing museum
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whatever the fuck is wrong with Demetrius is so interesting to me
he just sits there and eats
very clearly the only one not visibly freaked out by being at the same table with Donovan each other
and then when he's done, the way he sits up straight and just waits. like an automaton, like a machine awaiting orders.
what did his father do to him? how do you fuck up a twelve-year-old this much?
I think it's worth noting, too, that he's not actually ever mean to his brother. He seems aloof but he's not a bully or anything. In his (non-voice) debut chapter he
congratulates Damian on his grades without being prompted, and
acknowledges Damian's friends even though he clearly doesn't get why they're talking to him.
anyway he's my favorite side character and I can't wait to learn more about him!!!
#I could speculate a lot#like I think he suggests Damian go to the tutor instead of him because it's just more efficient#the tutor is trained to TEACH while Demetrius is not#he doesn't (or can't) understand that Damian was just using it as an excuse to spend time with him#spy x family#spy x family spoilers#sxf spoilers#demetrius desmond#sxf 106
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“we need more complex characters!!” if Lost were released today all of the characters would be cancelled immediately
#except vincent of course#lost abc#lost#jack shephard#kate austen#john locke#james sawyer ford#charlie pace#sun hwa kwon#sayid jarrah#jin soo kwon#claire littleton#hurley reyes#michael dawson#shannon rutherford#juliet burke#desmond hume#ben linus#one of the main reasons why it’s one of my favourite shows is that all the characters are flawed and make mistakes and bad decisions#maybe it’s just me but I feel like a lot of people can’t handle that and immediately see characters as irredeemable or morally bad#I’m slowly turning into a lost blog#also I made this post at 1am maybe I’m just overthinking really hard lmao
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after Reading the latest chapter for Spy X family one thing I noted was when reading of all of Demetrius list of achievements the first thing listed off was the highest scorer in math's.
Which was the subject that Anya failed so bad she got a bolt for.
Which makes me wounder if in the future it might be possible that Demetrius might have to tutor Anya in math's at some point.
#just seems like an easy way to get the two of them together again in the same room#I also think it would be very school like for the older kids to tutor younger kids I've seen that happen in real life#I would also find it hilarious how jealous Damian would get if Anya starts chase after Demetrius#spy x family#spy x family manga#Demetrius desmond#sxf anya
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What I love about Spy x Family's recent chapters concerning Martha and Henry—two secondary characters with little direct connection to the plot as we've known it—is that Endo's taking the opportunity to once again hammer home what the story's actual stakes are. The idea of potential conflict between Ostania and Westalis isn't just window dressing for a wacky wholesome badass family gimmick—the previous wars are real events that various characters lived through, and all of them are in some way affected by it and have good reasons to want to avoid another one. This is primarily an action-adventure/slice-of-life manga with a lot of sendups to spy movies and pop culture of the 60s, but I think those things hold much more weight with the thematic underpinning of the horrors of war and the ruin it leaves behind.
#spy x family#sxf meta#obviously we have twilight's origin story/yor and yuri's parents/the experiments on anya and bond#but there's also sylvia's loss of her family and franky's history and martha's trauma and millie's resentment of fathers who came back#it fucked up the desmonds too just in different ways—donovan being Like That is why melinda demetrius and damian have suffered#and the decisions made by people like donovan from behind a desk are catastrophic for people like twilight and franky in the trenches#endo consistently engages with the implications of his setting in really interesting ways#and using a fictionalized post-war central europe is a VERY resonant choice given the history behind the current geopolitical climate
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most fucked up part about assassin's creed is that desmond was 25 and literally was at the club… but they ripped that boy out his natural habitat…
#DESMOND WAS AN INVASIVE SPEICES IN THE ASSASSIN TEMPLAR WAR#whatevs idc#just finished ac2 and like#they told that boy fucking NOTHING#whatever#WHATEVERRRR#assassin's creed#desmond miles#asscreed
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"Hershel"
#azran legacy spoilers#professor layton spoilers#hershel layton#jean descole#desmond sycamore#bronev brothers#bronev bros#uwagwhagwaga#hershel bronev#i guess#i dont like drawing him w/o glasses#this is probably really messy but i just kinda feel done w it so whatever#i like how the cloak almost looks like its protecting layton it wasnt intentional#sycamore sunday#it's a double posting day baby#professor layton#finished drawings#paintings
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instant first thought by the end of the chapter. What is she doing, why, has she done this before, what
#spy x family#spy x family spoilers#melinda desmond#like what the fuck#i want to believe she does this a lot#just goes and gives the most stupid fortunes possible#thinks its the funniest thing ever#being goofy
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dropping this INSANE piece of personal trauma mid-convo and then not elaborating???? is he crazy
#professor layton#desmond sycamore#like okay#and then I’m the idiot for thinking his daughter would actually play a role in the story#no we just moved past that like nothing happened
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Just your friendly reminder that during ac3, they had started leaving Desmond in the animus for up to 3 days at a time, possibly longer. They also didn't tell him he was going to be spending extended time in the animus until AFTER the time had already passed, and not only that, they told him in an email. Not even to his face, through a goddamn email.
#this leaves room for the idea that when they first did this desmond just didnt check his email after the session#so he didnt know how much time had passed#until he asked for the day and someone told him#and he had a “wait a minute” moment#imagine how much that must have fucked with him#he was already terrified of turning out like clay#and now he was going to be spending undified amounts of time in the animus#moral of the story#this detail is being added in my fic#assassin's creed#desmond miles
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i literally never do this but idk i was just drawing and they happened SDFKLSDKL
my girls do not yet have names bc i am cosmically bad at coming up with names and also inexplicably picky about it but def feel free to suggest some DSLKFSDKL
also for why damian is even involved,
#spy x family#sxf#damian desmond#my art#you may ask why i drew them hanging out w damian and not like.#their parents and anya JSDFKLSD#well you see. its bc i am so firm in my headcanon that if at any point anya had siblings#then as a teen she'd find ways to make damian help them w studying#so SHE wouldn't have to do it KLDSKL#babysitting her baby sisters? hell yea#studying w them???? the school day JUST ended absolutely not#i think damian would have fun LDFKLSD he's chiller as a teen ok he's gotten over his 6 y/o baby drama#scheduled
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Honestly with the workload these kids be getting, what they are studying in school and just generally how they are treated. You really forget these kids are like 6 years old.
Anya is the only one that consistently acts her age and so she sometimes comes off as immature which is insane when you think about it they are all literally 6. This also works cause we can assume she is a year or 2 younger than the rest of her grade, still, even then it’s insane.
Which is why when the other kids actually start to show their age usually in situations of great emotion, the bus hijacking for one. Or even when the kids think one of them is going to have to leave because his family is now poor and they all rally around this kid they never even really spoke to, or when they literally think that some macaroons will make them smarter and help them pass the test. Or when they simply want to play outside.
it’s so jarring and you’re left being like oh right they're six, this isn’t normal. Six-year-olds shouldn't be put under this kind of pressure.
It's another neat little insight into just what kind of society these kids are living in. And a little bit of irony that Loid who wants to create a society where little kids don't have to cry anymore is on a mission that requires the infiltration of a school where little kids can't even be ones.
#not to compare eden to an active war zones. but it's definitely in a similar vein of ripping the childhood from a child#they should have just graduated kindergarten why are they learning Pythagoras theorem#why are they reading history thomes#why are they in a boarding school where they can presumably have no toys#and I know that alot of it is because eden is a very presitigious academy and is probably not the norm across the country but work with me#and It can be cute sometimes#like Rebecca where she thinks she's grown but the adults in her life still treat her like the child she is without being condescending#but incases like damian where he is literally working himself to the bone where he is so removed from his family#and he thinks excelling is the only way to bring them back.#it's heartbreaking#spy x family#sxf#anya forger#damian desmond#becky blackbell#sxf manga#sxf anya#sxf becky#i call becky rebecca so much in my head that i forgot that wasn't her real name😭#sxf damian#sxf meta#sxf analysis
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Atlas, when the heavens get too heavy, I hope you finally allow yourself to put them down.
Originally uncencored and tbh it isnt sexual at all but idk tumblrs policy on nudity sooo have random bullshit to hide away… If you want the uncencored, Imma make a ao3 work for it I think :p
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#art#lowkey the random cracks I used as a cencor bar looks good#they are growing on me#no tattoo or arm scar this time#idk why just felt like ı wanted his body empty of earthly marks#except the scar bc u could not tell its des w out it in my style lol
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Desmond let this man murder for you!
#assassin's creed#desmond miles#clay kaczmarek#subject 16/17#claydes#just let him Desmond#look at that face#it would make him so happy#I want Desmond to have all the feral boyfriends#I wish we got to see more of crazy clay#ac revelations#source: that one quote from the Simpson#whats your problem desmond?#that looks like a nice stable young man#my art
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