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Tiny god of destruction gives his ward questionable dating advice

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Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

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How to create an atmosphere

How to create an atmosphere: Coffee Shop

How to create an atmosphere: Library

How to create an atmosphere: Supermarket

How to create an atmosphere: Train Station

How to create an atmosphere: Club

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if i had a nickel for every time i shipped an extremely competent and attractive agent of the government and his very serious second in command work wife who would follow him to the depths of hell and also happens to have light colored hair that covers half of her forehead…

i would have one nickel.

anyway. here’s an unrelated image.

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I'm trying to learn the arcane style 🥹 have a Yor that looks like AI to me 😭😭😭

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*anya proceeds to read his mind and find out exactly how much love he needs*

this is the original reference image by @danielcalmdown (which was reposted on pinterest without credit :[ )

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Normalize this response

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alternative sxf 108 prediction: jeeves spills the tea to loid on damianya

jeeves: your daughter is positively adorable.

loid: thank you. i just hope she becomes good friends with damian. they haven’t been getting along.

jeeves: oh, really? i thought they got along just fine.

loid: *skeptical* they do?

jeeves: master damian talks about her a lot.

loid: *disbelief* he does??

jeeves: he even wanted to look good and impress miss anya during the school party.

loid: *shock* are you serious???

jeeves: master damian adores her.

loid: *hyperventilates*

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself

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what a happy family !

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Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 106... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

*Inhales...*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT CHAPTER WAS SOOOOOO GODDAMN INTENSE!!!!!!! 😱😱😱 LIKE SERIOUSLY, OH MY LORD!!!!!!! 😵😵😵

This chapter has me so much on FREAKING edge right now...!! 😵 So let's talk about it, shall we...?

So when I saw that this chapter is taking place at the Desmond estate, I was already starting to feel uneasy, but after this part with Jeeves:

MY UNEASINESS STARTED TO RAISE...!! 😥

We then immediately see Damian knocking at Demetrius' bedroom door...:

Damian was just trying to ask Demetrius for some help with his homework, but of course, Demetrius immediately turns him down... 😩 (Seriously though, I really want to know what exactly happened to Demetrius to make him act the way he does towards Damian...! 😓)

After that, Damian is seen playing with his dog, Max, who knocks Damian into some water, then we see Jeeves and another servant of the Desmond family named Mary Jane rush to his aid...!! Then this happens...:

...Which means...:

MOTHER FUCKING DONOVAN DESMOND JUST MADE ANOTHER APPEARANCE IN THIS GODDAMN MANGA, Y'ALL!!!! 😵😵😵😵😵

But also...:

THE DESMONDS ARE ALL FINALLY IN THE SAME FREAKING ROOM TOGETHER!! 😱

And let me tell you something, the next few pages or so were some the most INTENSE pages in a manga that I've ever read...!!! 😰 There was little to no talking, just mostly silence...:

We had Melinda lookin' like she was wearing a "I really wish I weren't here right now" button like Squidward from Spongebob; then we had Demetrius over here LITERALLY JUST EATING like everything is fine; We also had Damian just trying have enough courage to talk to his dad; while Donovan continues to be both creepy and mysterious...!!

THIS FAMILY NEEDS SOME GODDAMN HELP!!! 😫😫😫

Soon, everyone started leaving one by one; first Demetrius, then Melinda, and finally Donovan, who said that the dinner they just had was a worthwhile one, which led to Damian asking Jeeves about it, and...:

WHAT IS THIS FUCKER PLANNING!? WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE HIS HEAD!?!? 😵😵😵

And that was Mission 106; And HOO BOY, that chapter was STRESSFUL...!! 😮‍💨 I have not been this stressed reading a chapter of Spy X Family in awhile, but this one might the most uncomfortable and unnerving chapter in the series, in my opinion... 😥 AND NOTHING REALLY CRAZY HAPPENED, IT WAS JUST A QUITE "FAMILY" DINNER!😫 But that's probably why it was so unsettling to me, the Desmonds don't feel like a family, they feel like strangers forced to live under the same roof, but that's exactly why they are the perfect foil for the Forgers...

Man, I can't get over how uneasy this entire chapter made me feel... 😓 I literally felt like I had to cut tension with a chainsaw with how tense everything felt...!! 😫

Anyway, I don't know what's coming next, whether we're sticking with the Desmonds in the next chapter or if we're gonna follow someone else, I'M READY FOR ANYTHING ENDO THROWS AT ME!!! 🗣🗣🗣 So until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to one another...!! PEACE!! ��😌

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SPY X FAMILY (CH. 106)

>> spoilers below

my heart aches for damian :( say what you want about him, but he tries. he reaches out to his brother—

—attempts talking to his father—

—looks over to his mother for help...

he's on edge in his own home because he can't afford slipping up lest he miss something rare like a kind eye, a loving word. he overcompensates when they throw him crumbs, esp if it's donovan doing the throwing. he tries to be a family in the little ways he can manage. so it hurts to see him so alone and unsupported like this :(

it hurts even more when i think about anya. because yes, she did try very hard to form the family she has. but she's not the only person trying to make it work because every forger is all in, whether or not they realize what it means to be in so deep already.

endo-sensei needs to get damian into a forger family dinner stat!!

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spy x family + text posts & random headlines: the desmonds edition

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SxF Mission 106

(Beware spoilers)

What. The. Hell. Was that???!!! 😫😫😫😫

Now we have confirmation of how skewed the Desmonds are.

Like.....

The juxtaposition between the Desmonds and the Forgers are so clear!!

The rich and "true" family dinner.....

All first class chef's menu. Expensive utensils. Elite foods. Elite wine.

But..... so cold, so stiff, and full with distance.

Meanwhile, the "fake" family dinner:

Home cook, cheap ingridients, normal discounted utensils...

And yet.... full with warmth, full with smiles.

Augh 😭😭😭😭

I feel so so so sooooo sorry for Damian

Especially this panels:

I know full well how children almost always ask for their parents (mostly their mother's encouragement) to do things.

I know. Cause my son always do the same.

And yet, Melinda let down Damian, because she can't stomach the idea of how Damian (her beloved son) always tried so hard to please his father. While the same man gives her chills and unpleasant feelings??

Melinda didn't even eat.

All the time, she is under Donovan's scrutining eyes.

And just after Donovan suceeded in reminding Melinda about her place, that he found the dinner to be pleasantaries.

And only then, Donovan smiled to Damian.

Augh....

What is Endo planning???

Gosh. I think we can only wait and see.

Btw, I'm glad at least Max gives Damian a hug.

A headbutt. But it's full with love.

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Demetrius and Damian are not sitting across from each other. Melinda and Donovan are, but at opposite ends of the table. Everyone is sitting as far as possible from one another, maintaining physical distance as well as emotional. Nice (but sad) touch Endo.