#desmond is a cat

[angermango]

i try to warm up and/or fight off burnout by making dumb memes/joke edits for anything (with middling success). this is the PL edition of the latest abominations i concoted in my lab

originals: [1] | [2] | [3 (blank)]

[catsupport]

💊Laugher is the best medicine 💊

Little thing I drew for @blackkatdraws 's Server.

The silly guys 🥺

[sulfies]

Desmond's pictures :')

[sombertide-0]

okay so i asked friends for creatures and characters sooooooooo yay!!!! paleoart!!!!

Desmond as a thylacine, a simple megalodon, Berg as a kaprosuchus, Altair as a thylacoleo because of his murder grin, Clay as a nasutoceratops, Haytham as a smilodon, and a little Binglesacks to fill in an empty spot

[teecupangel]

The comments of this post are too funny not to reblog. (have some of my quick meme edits)

@zero-saito

That would be super cute!! Desmond would do lots of ‘tricks’ for Leo while Ezio swears the cat is the devil incarnate 😂

@thedragonqueen1998

Lol, Desmond is just a little shit to everyone else, but Leonardo. XD

@blue-cat-ter-flies-blog

@thedragonqueen1998 in addition to this- either Leonardo doesn't know and thinks Desmond is a little angel OR he knows and encourages this to also be a little shit

@thedragonqueen1998

@blue-cat-ter-flies-blog either is equally funny. though, we can have moments where Desmond stares directly at Ezio behind Leonardos back if we go with the "innocent angel" route. XD

@blue-cat-ter-flies-blog

@thedragonqueen1998 Desmond: Ezio, you're pretty much my favourite ancestor but this is too funny to not do so Godspeed, my dude

@blue-cat-ter-flies-blog

@thedragonqueen1998 Desmond: *pulls a Miette by Ezio's feet*

@ma-du

@blue-cat-ter-flies-blog Did you just kicked Desmond's body like a football? jail! Jail for Ezio! Jail for one thousand years!

@thedragonqueen1998

@ma-du Ezio would think he legit hurt Desmond and just hold him, all teary eyed, begging for forgivness. And Desmond is just there too shocked to do anything. XD

@ma-du

@thedragonqueen1998 Ezio will be crying his eyes out, and Desmond will be like It's okay man, stop crying *pats on the back*

@teecupangel from the series Leonardo @ Cat!Desmond:

[sneaky-eel]

I don’t think they want the carrots Desmond

[teecupangel]

Altaïr: Wait, When did I get a cult?

Malik: Better question- where’d you get the kittens?!

Desmond: More important question- Why are we in Renaissance Italy!!

Ezio: ???

When Desmond accepted his death, he expected to die.

Did he believe in the afterlife?

Not really.

The Farm had never been religious and all those lessons about how the Templars used religion only served to make Desmond ignore it altogether.

Not because he was appalled by the Templars’ ways or because he didn’t believe in a higher being or something deep like that.

No.

He avoided religion because it was boring.

To be more exact, after hearing the same lessons about the connection of the Templars to religion, it became boring.

Just another reminder of his life on the Farm.

So no.

Desmond never thought about the afterlife.

He always assumed he would die and that would be it.

Kaput.

End of story.

Whatever disappointing story he had, anyway.

It might have been disappointing for someone like William Miles but it was a nice one for Desmond. His life in New York felt like a dream. It wasn’t always a happy dream but it was…

Nice.

It felt real.

He felt real.

So when he woke up in one of the Assassin Tombs in Italy, Desmond knew he was alive.

He felt real.

He had to alive.

Then he heard two more people slowly get up and Desmond wondered if this was the afterlife.

Why else would Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and Malik Al-Sayf be waking up in the same place as him.

When he learned that they were in Renaissance Italy, his first thoughts had been about Ezio. He wanted to find him. He wanted to see him. To make sure he was okay.

He had woken up too late though. The same day as the execution of his father and brothers… in Venice of all places.

He could, theoretically, go to Monteriggioni and meet with Ezio there but… Altaïr and Malik weren’t fit to travel. Something was ‘strange’ about their body, like they weren’t use to it. And it wasn’t just because they had their left ring finger. Malik admitted he could feel the pain of losing his arm over and over again. Altaïr’s body would give up after a few minutes and he seemed to be moving through sheer willpower (or stubbornness… both, it was always both with him) so their priority was to find a secure hideout that wasn’t a tomb.

It took an entire day for Desmond to get enough funds to buy them a small house in Venice and a change of clothes (pretending to be a foreigner who wishes to learn from the great artists worked enough to make the tailor less suspicious… a bit). Desmond didn’t bother to hire any servants and focused on helping Altaïr and Malik get used to their new bodies.

They both remembered up to their deaths and that left countless scars inside them. Altaïr theorized that they need to get use to their new bodies because they had been used to their weakening old bodies. Their new bodies seemed to have been created with the idea of them in their prime.

Before the failure in the temple underneath Jerusalem…

By the time Ezio entered Venice, he had already heard about them. The strange three men who kept to themselves, assisting the thieves of Venice for a price.

Most of the time the price they ask for was information.

Sometimes, they would ask for an IOU, their way of saying the thieves owe them a favor. They mostly used those favors to get the thieves to distract certain guards or to be bait.

Ezio heard from Mario that he should make their acquaintances and greet them before doing any missions in Venice.

It was their turf after all.

He did not expect their home to be a warm one.

… with lots of cats.

Too many cats.

“Altaïr! Who is this?!”

Ezio stepped inside the open doorway that led to the inner courtyard where he heard the shouting. A man wearing simple white robes held a black cat by the armpits in his arms, glaring at another man who was sitting underneath the great tree in the middle of the courtyard. Four cats were sleeping around him and he was petting another cat that was curled on his lap absentmindedly.

“That one followed me yesterday. Ask Desmond what to name that one.” The man named Altaïr-

Wait.

Altaïr?

“Stop bringing more cats! We spend more for their food than we do for ours!”

“Hello?”

Ezio turned around to the sound of the voice behind him. He didn’t even notice him approaching Ezio from behind.

The man standing in front of him holding a small stack of books smiled at him as he said, “It’s nice to finally see you, Ezio.”

“My name Desmond Ibn-La'Ahad. Welcome to our bureau.”

[mimilllion]

sure man ill post this here too why not. dana hiss charme buck nyailde and desmond kittysene

[c4n1d43cup1d]

kitties

the professor is zooted off cat nip

brothers :))

[justkillingthyme]

Ever since I saw the pupils getting small/invisible in that des sprite it makes me think about descole just having cat eyes. I think if you have his mask off you’d be able to tell when he’s in Desmond mode vs Descole mode based on that lol.

Layton out doing something with Desmond post the games for some reason and Layton has to keep an eye on Desmond bc if something sets him off Layton has to grab his arm before Des pulls out a sword and stabs the person and the eyes are his main indicator

You get it you get it. Shakes your hand. Descole cat slit pupils beloved he’s so. Yeah. Thinks about Targent for like 2 seconds and he’s so gone. Unintentionally cooked hard here it was meant to just be a sketch

He’s silly I think about him a lot

[fidjiefidjie]

Source: Robbie Shilstone /Paul desmond 🎵 Black orpheus

« Si l’on pouvait croiser l’homme et le chat, ça améliorerait l’homme, mais ça dégraderait le chat. » 😻

Mark Twain

[sirensea14]

Challenges of an entrepreneur poster for a subject but its In Sound Mind characters 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

Lol low quality pic (my cam's blurry)

[paintsplantspaws]

So after looking around the Desmond miles tag I found out a lot of people ship him with Alex from Prototype. So I’m like who’s this? And oh my goodness is he hot. Weird question though: I keep seeing art of him drawn with cat ears or purring. Can someone please explain why? Does he actually purr?

[original-post-locator]

“But then, at the age of 45, Martin Leman published (with Angela Carter) a book of Comic and Curious Cats and made the discovery that people love exaggeratedly rounded, excessively cuddly, comically cartoony cats.”

-Cats in Art, Desmond Morris 2017.

Here are some of his painting.

[sombertide-0]

another spix drawing featuring @sparrow-in-boots' Clay! honestly not a huge fan of how the colors turned out so here's a colorless screenshot edit: I FORGOT HIS FUCKING SCAR, MY BAD

[mt-beast]

Desmond caught in a daydream...

Desmond the tom tom (wild boar) belongs to my friend moot, and Francesca the time sweeper (cat) belongs to me.