#desk sharing

[heavensickness]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A procession of confessions.

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[ultopias]

24 -> 27 😌

[isa-mocha]

I… may have done a slight saucy picture based on chapter 5 of the fic “The Shared desk Dilemma” by @southernfriedamy. I regret nothing 😌

Spoilers ahead:

‘Then, Aziraphale glanced over Crowley's shoulder and clocked the mess on the counter, his expression changing to one of annoyance.

“Crow...”

“Don't even fucking start,” Crowley groaned. That’s what he wants to do? Complain more?

“You know,” said Aziraphale, “I’m starting to think you’re doing it on purpose, just to wind me up.”

Crowley feigned innocent shock. “Me?” he said, pointing at his chest. “I would never even dream…”

“Well, two can play at that game,” interrupted Aziraphale, grabbing Crowley’s robe and pulling him flush against his body, all of Crowley’s breath pushed out of him in a surprised huff. When their lips met, Crowley felt something inevitable clicking into place.’

[absoluteocellibehavior]

I’m just thinkin about it, girl. I’m not gon do it. I’m just thinkin about it.

…

I did it-

Another lil Noel ship collage feat. Dollins from THE Dollins connoisseur @izel-scribbles

[sthilarions]

Asexual Charles Rowland who died a virgin (because he went to an all-boys school, of course that’s the reason - so what if most of his friends got up to things in town or on breaks). He liked looking at fit people, still does, and he liked kissing, but he just never happened to get around to doing anything else. Not for lack of wanting to, of course - of course! Just… never happened.

After his death he did try a few things but it just felt… wrong. Felt sort of like nothing and sort of, if he’s really, really honest with himself, like he remembers nausea feeling. He puts it down to ghost limitations. He can’t feel touch right, probably can’t feel anything like that right.

And then he’s with Edwin. And he can touch Edwin. He can feel Edwin. And every second his skin is against Edwin’s, it sings. So surely it must work, now?

It doesn’t.

Edwin’s hand creeps up his thigh, and it feels the same as it did on his hand (wonderful - but not special, not different, and he knows it’s supposed to feel different somehow). Maybe he just needs to go further? But as he’s moving against Edwin, and feeling sort of like nothing and sort of like everything (skin against skin still sings) and sort of like nausea, he thinks, ah. I guess it still doesn’t work, even ghost to ghost, even with someone I can feel. I guess ghosts just can’t do that.

Until he looks into Edwin’s eyes. And he realizes Edwin isn’t feeling nothing and isn’t feeling nausea. Edwin’s eyes are pupil-full, black and shining, looking up at him with feverish heat and naked pleasure.

Things Charles doesn’t feel.

Can’t feel.

And he’s run out of excuses for why.

[dinosaurwithablog]

We've gotta go see the penguin...

I love this movie. Can you tell what I'm watching tonight? 😁🤣😍

[indycinders]

Share your desks with me!

Wanted to have some fun and see other people's decorations and what they cherish with each boy ouo

Tagging some peeps to start the chain, you don't have to tag anyone LOL

@papaziggy-devblog @zorethel @lavender-teardroplettes @sylus-little-meow-meow

Mine:

[earthbovndmisfit]

jonawagons marcianitos 🌌🛸💕

(og base/reference by @/lilalienz4ever on twt!!)

[mechaseraph]

Whatever. W Red be upon ya (aka I got the lupat anvil on my head somehow few months after finishing it. What to say, not immune to kaitou x cop/detective)

[aseuki]

Comes in here with a longass post hello! Been meaning to get around to illustrating some Species Headcanons @humming-fly @alagaesia-overlord and I have been cooking up! Major props to them for helping me write the script hahaha it wouldn't have been possible without them!

This is a little segment I have been wanting to try for a bit, just a nice moment to dispense lore in a fun way! I can't promise that more will be out in a necessarily timely manner, but I can promise that more will be on its way. Someday!

Until then, I hope you all enjoy these fun lil thoughts! 🤗

[halfacupofmilk]

this is that vampire song right?

FAQ

why did you make this?

bc i thought that if lestat were real he would hate it and that's really funny to me

why did you use twilight and not any other vampire media?

i know twilight the best :( diagnosed w 12 y/o girl when the books came out unfortunately

how do you hold up your head since your brain is so big? does it hurt?

somehow i manage to survive another day thank you for asking.

why are you posting this at 2:30 am?

mind your business and watch the video again

do you take anything seriously?

.....

more edits to come soon lol

Song :

Long Face - The Vampire Lestat (/Sam Reid)

Media :

Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke

New Moon (2009) - Chris Weitz

Eclipse (2010) - David Slade

Breaking Dawn pt. 1 (2011) - Bill Condon

Breaking Dawn pt. 2 (2012) - Bill Condon

[pretentiouswreckingball]

the way home is out now!

In a way, all stories are about love. Except for this love story, which is about loss. ✯ ✯ ✯ James wakes up at St Mungo’s with no memories of who he is, what happened to him and how he ended up there. And yet, he finds himself with a husband, a particular word scarred on his body and a curse he doesn’t know how to reverse. Regulus finally has his husband back after all this time, only for him to have zero recollection of who Regulus is. It doesn’t matter, Regulus will find a way to bring James back to him. What he doesn’t know is that, in order to bring James’ past back, he will have to face his own, and Regulus is not ready for his nightmares to come back and haunt him.

Spotify playlist

[johnconstantinesdick]

So close to writing one of those “betting on wrightworth” fics where the twist is that Klapollo are krisnix truthers

Just like. Apollo references Phoenix’s bad taste in men at some bar association event only for everyone around him to immediately get on his case for insulting Edgeworth.

Athena’s like “don’t be rude Apollo, Mr. Edgeworth could hear!!”

Apollo: why does it matter if Edgeworth hears. I’m sure he knows all about Mr. Wright’s horrible romantic decisions :\

Kay steps in and is like woah buddy Mr. Edgeworth may be a stick in the mud but Mr. Wright couldn’t do better than him!!

Apollo is like. Yeah. Because Edgeworth is a catch?? I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

Klavier butts in and asks if Kay seriously thinks Wright would date their boss?? Like huh??

Klavier and Apollo are now being treated to the most incredulous looks known to man.

Apollo (now convinced that people are trying to fuck w him): Mr. Wright would never make a good romantic choice in his life. Don’t try to pull one over on me. I was there for the divorce.

Kay: they got DIVORCED????

Sebastian: they got MARRIED??????

Klavier’s like [fake German voice] nein Herr Forehead I know for a fact it wasn’t a divorce. Because I had to dispose of the unused engagement ring.

Apollo is like finally some gossip that makes fucking sense while everyone else is like you think PHOENIX WRIGHT was fucking your BROTHER???

[5ummit]

Permanent Blacklists for AO3

Would you like to permanently remove fics with your squicks, triggers, and dislikes from all AO3 searches by default so that you never have to think about or encounter them again? Well now you can!

The ability to do this has actually been around for a little while but it relies on some new CSS functionality that wasn't supported on all major browsers until fairly recently (though you may still have to enable it manually on some). I'm not going to explain how this method works or how to code AO3 skins in general, as I've only dabbled in it a little and there are already some very good tutorials out there. If you want all of the details, check out these guides:

Skins and Archive Interface FAQ – The official skins guide created by AO3. Lots of good information but might be overwhelming and confusing for a beginner.

A Non-Extensive Guide on How to Start Creating a Skin for AO3 by ao3skin – Some good, fairly easy to understand, beginner info on CSS and specifically how it applies to AO3 skins.

Permablocking Specific Tags - Site Skin by Eli0t – Everything you need to know to create permablock lists. If your blacklist doesn't seem to be working as expected, check this for troubleshooting tips.

What I can offer though are some handy pre-made blacklists that you can use as-is or as a starting point to create your own so that you don't have to go to the trouble of figuring out how any of this works or hunting down relevant tags. Just copy the code, open AO3, go to My Preferences > Skins > Create Site Skin, paste it in the box, title it, and click Submit!

Note: The following lists are very specific to me and my own personal tastes. Absolutely no judgement if you love any of the things that I choose to blacklist. You do you. I just happen to like my fics fucked up and relatively canonical.

★ No Reader Fic – Hides all self-insert and reader fic.

★ No Alternate Universes – Hides anything tagged with the most common AU tags. There are so many incredibly specific AUs there's no way to list all of them and AU tagging is also extremely inconsistent from fic to fic so this blacklist may only catch 80% of AUs, but that's better than nothing. You could always exclude the entire alternate universe tag, rather than trying to list specific ones, but unfortunately canon divergence and other less extreme AUs would get caught in the crossfire, which is not worth it for me.

★ No Fluff – Hides anything tagged with the most common fluff and romance tags. I specifically left out "fluff and angst" though because sometimes that's used for things that are mostly angst with only a bit of fluff and I do love angst.

★ Bonus: No Dead Dove – This list is not mine (for obvious reasons) but I know some people may find it useful. Hides anything with the main archive warnings and many common problematic, taboo, or controversial tags. Some of these I wouldn't even classify as dead dove, they're literally just kinks, so I'd suggest reviewing the list carefully and removing any that don't apply to you.

Additional Notes:

This system doesn't work exactly the same as AO3's exclusion filters because you can't use top-level wrangled tags to block all subtags. It only blocks exact matches.

Once the blacklist is implemented you'll see no indication that anything was blocked (except for fewer fics listed on each search page); the entire blurb will be hidden. The tags and fic counts listed in the filter bar will remain unchanged. If you want more advanced features like whitelisting or adding something to indicate when a fic was removed, check out the permablocking guide by Eli0t.

Here's a link with info on which browsers currently support the new "has()" element, which this blacklist system relies on. As of right now Firefox for desktop still has to be manually enabled (for instructions see the section on flag enabling in the permablocking guide). Firefox for iOS isn't listed on this website but it seems to work fine for me.

There are other browser-specific extensions that let you permablock tags, such as this one and this one, that may be more a little more user friendly, but I've never tried them so I can't vouch for them and they may not work consistently between different devices. The good thing about doing blacklists via skins is that, after setting it up once, it should work automatically on pretty much any device (as long as you're logged in to your AO3 account).

[simpfornegan]

but have any of us considered the jacemond au that could save us all?