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[canisalbus]

I kidnapped ur long-nosed cat for a sec

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[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[chocostrwberry]

Ooohhh when is there going to be an akumatized luka?

RIGHT NOW!! :D

Heartrocker is Akumatized Luka, after breaking up with Marinette. 💔

His music creates supersonic waves!

I’d like to think that a special song also makes civilians to fangirl over him, but he’s not interested? He’s just over them/doesn’t want their attention (even though he’s creating them) and he just wants to find Marinette and use his powers to make her love him, or obsessed with him like he kind of is with her. He sends the fans to go find Marinette while he focuses on trying to take the miraculous.

It’s not the right thing to do, but he thinks Marinette doesn’t care about him at all, although he loves her to his core. She didn’t show up to his concert, lied about it, then didn’t even try to protest their breakup. So clearly he’s not over her and wants clarity, which causes his Akumatization. Ofc the breakup was over multiple instances of lying, but the concert was the final straw because she promised him she’d be there, and he was going to perform an original song he wrote just for her.

He ends up putting Ladybug under the same spell, and he’s about to take her miraculous before realizing if he does, Hawkmoth will take away his powers and he can’t get Marinette to love him again. So he ends up just having a depressing therapy session with her, where she convinces him to hand over his akuma object and he can’t be akumatized anymore after that!

[blitzwhore]

So. Stolas is an alcoholic. That much is very clear at this point in the show and has been for a while now. He binge-drinks to cope with depression and with his life problems at large.

What's interesting is that he's far from the only character in Blitzø's life who is an alcoholic. In fact, substance abuse seems to be a recurring theme in the show. At least three other people Blitzø was or is really close with (potentially four, if we count his father) have struggled with substance abuse: Verosika, Barbie, and Fizz.

And the show has made a very clear point that both Verosika and Barbie have been in rehab. Not just that, but it's also emphasised that they're both still struggling with addiction (Verosika still drinks at her concerts, "clutches onto Beelzejuice bottles like they're the last cock in hell", and writes magazine articles about binge drinking being sexy; Barbie still peddles heroine, though not H8). Clearly, for both of them, this is an ongoing issue presently in the show.

So, with all of that being said, I recently saw someone theorise that, in a future season, Stolas is going to go to rehab, too.

I thought it was certainly a possibility, and one that I would personally love to see explored. So I've been thinking about it... and I remembered this:

The beginning of Unhappy Campers, and Blitzø breaking into rehab to go visit Barbie.

Now, I think a lot of people (myself included) felt surprised and a bit disappointed the first time we watched this episode, because our initial assumption was that Blitzø was trying to visit Stolas. It just made sense! Stolas was hospitalised right at the end of the previous episode and texted Blitzø that he could visit if he wanted to. (At this point, we also didn't know Blitzø had trauma surrounding visiting loved ones at hospitals). And suddenly they hit us with Blitzø seeking out Barbie out of the blue? So many of us were left wondering... why? Yeah, people have mentioned that maybe feeling like he could've lost Stolas prompted Blitzø to try to mend a different broken relationship, one that he felt he had more chances of fixing. But the timing, as well as the non-immediate revelation that it's Barbie he's looking for, is still... strikingly suspicious, isn't it?

And just now, after all this time, it hit me.

What if this is foreshadowing?

What if, all along, they were telling us Blitzø will visit Stolas at the hospital in the future... when Stolas is in rehab?

[courfee]

look at that!! i've talked about it so much and now chapter 1 actually exists in real life!!

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

My mum just described an actor in a show she's watching as: "the bloke that's always hanging off David Tennant. The flamboyant one."

It was Michael Sheen, of course.

[chimchiri]

Unhinged request: cam pal and pyrrha as flora fauna and merryweather with Nona as Aurora from Disney’s sleeping beauty

I couldn't come up with a literal translation of your idea so have Pam, Cam, and Pyrrha go shopping with Nona - kinda inspired by the infamous dress color/argument scene

[disabled-character-showdown]

I forgot to add an image description! There’s a coloured drawing of Charlie Spring from the graphic novel by Alice Oseman and an anime-style image of Edward Elric with lightning coming out of his hands (he has both arms in this image).

BRACKET 2, ROUND 1, SIXTH SHOWDOWN

[autisticredhood]

ARKHAM KNIGHT #19 YOU ARE THE REALEST MWAH MWAH MWAH!!!!!!! 

[cutabello]

Never a more iconic sentence uttered

[buwheal]

c]:^) <— do you like his hat? Silly little cowboy!

[indilaras]

"See ya."

Image description in alt text. Divine inspiration from this post.

[uncanny-tranny]

Whenever people who are entrenched in diet culture talk about how terrible chemicals are, I just want to whip out this:

[takethebodymarc]

helpp

richas is def not saying he's going to explode bbh's house<3

[snarp]

Noticeable differences in Japanese:

Radahn much more sinister.

Thiollier much more obviously jerking it.

The connection is clear.

[opensesamepandemonium]

Incorrect GIF description: Flamboyant goth king straight up faints when long time obsession of a bandaged bean pole finally indulges his praise kink.