#derek/erica/stiles

[headcanonthings]

Stiles: Why are you following me? Derek: Because we’re dating now. Stiles: Okay… what about the other three? Isaac: We’re a package deal Erica: Buy one idiot, get two idiots and a Boyd free!

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 12/?

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Erica and Issac after stumbling upon two bodies in the woods:

Erica: sweet, we’re lucky

Issac: in what way?

Erica: Stiles birthday is next week, and I was having a hard time getting him a gift.

Issac: So you’re going to get him two dead bodies??

Erica: Oh please, he loves to solve mysteries.

Issac: …

Issac: Can we say one is from me?”

Dialogue is roughly from Dark Currents by Lindsay Broker’s.

[stereksthings]

someone said this reminds them of derek and stiles 😭

[raccoonsockss]

this was basically the plot of teen wolf right

(kids left to right: stiles, malia, scott, kira, jackson, allison, erica, isaac, lydia, boyd, + cora in the baby carrier)

edit: i cannot BELIEVE i have to say this but if you rb this and tag it as sterek i will block you because why are you looking at an adult drawn with a bunch of children and thinking about them together. i don’t really care enough about the ship itself but THAT is gross

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Erica: You can't be mad at me forever.

Stiles: You ruined my chances with Derek, I'll hate you until I can get with him.

Erica: That's too easy!

Erica (yelling): Hey, Derek! Do you want to be Stiles's boyfriend?

Derek (from the distance): Sure!

Erica: So, are we okay now?

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Erica: You ever think about Stiles? Derek: Not really. Just, like, every day.

[jade-bright]

"Canon" Era Sterek

Derek: I don't always make great decisions under pressure

*In the Stilinski home*

Stiles: What the hell is going on!?

The wonder betas in the living room: 🙂🙂🙂

Derek: I got us a pack

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Derek: *yelling at Stiles in a mix of Russian and Spanish*

Stiles: I know I know!!!

Erica: Wait you know Spanish and Russian?

Stiles: No, I just know "You're a fucking idiot" in every language Derek speaks

[usermischief]

3.5k follower celebration | a few of my favourite things

Hale Pack (Teen Wolf)

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Erica: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. Stiles: I'll go first! I crashed my car the day I got it, my eyes are green, and a building once fell on me and almost killed me. Isaac: Nice try, Stiles, but you have to try harder than that. Boyd: Dude... His eyes are brown. Derek: A BUILDING WHAT?!

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.

[shipping-world1994]

*Stiles hits his head*

Erica: Are you okay?

Stiles: Oh yeah. You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.

*Derek laughs*

[stereksthings]

isn’t it weird how Teen Wolf brushed over the fact that Derek was basically groomed ??

like, they don’t ever mention that Derek was like 16 (??) and Kate was an adult (i think she’s supposed to be in her 20s) 😭

[headcanonthings]

[The pack at Disneyland, in the teacups] Lydia, Alison, Danny and Boyd: *talking and barley spinning* Stiles, Scott, Erica, and Isaac: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Derek, Cora and Jackson: *standing outside the ride and pretending they don't know any of them*

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Isaac: Hey, Derek! We know you're sad about your recent break up so we came with some beers, and... Stiles what the hell?

Stiles: I also came to comfort Derek for the break up?

Erica: On your knees?

Stiles: At least my thing is more thoughtful than yours. You know he can't get drunk, right?

Derek: Can you guys stop talking while my dick is out?