#derek bashing

[airasora]

Imho the party thing is an extremely clumsily written attempt to show that Derek loves her swan or no swan. The food bit specifically always made me laugh as a kid because he sounds like he's concerned he may poison her on accident (... would you serve this to a swan...?) Like it's not swan themed food, it's food a swan can eat. It also bears mentioning that swans were associated with his (and hers, there's swan stuff at the baby party iirc) kingdom. That's why the locket has a swan on it (and she seemed perfectly happy to wear it again, even after everything), and why the golden curtain weights during the ball have swans on them, and other smaller background details. So maybe they were animals she loved before and that's why Rothbart chose a swan? Maybe the dress wasn't even created by him and he just made a copy of the one she was expected to wear. After all, he also replicates her crown; wedding dresses could be made well in advance and she was engaged since birth.

Also, credit where credit is due, Derek didn't know what the ball was for, his mother lied to him about it because she knew he wanted Odette and no one else. And then Uberta showed up to the wedding with A SWAN SHAPED HAIRDO XD

Like to be clear I still think he's a terrible boyfriend but the party comes off as more clumsy than anything else and certain things weren't him lol

(Also apparently it's Odette who wanted a swan armed force right at the end so this whole bit is a mess xD)

That's the thing though: if Rothbart did indeed choose to make Odette a swan cause swans are the kingdom's international animal or something like that, that really still shouldn't make Odette ok with the trauma 😂

Everything about Derek and Odette's romance is clumsily written. It's so sad cause the first song and the entire opening is SO GOOD and memorable. It could have been such a good movie, but they mucked it up xD

Also, while I do agree that Derek doesn't know EXACTLY what the ball is for, Uberta only says it's for "a few friends, and their daughters" secretly at one point, but he still seems to think he's running the show cause he starts saying HE doesn't want red roses, HE wants WHITE roses as if he knows the ball is FOR HIM... so either he does know what his mom is planning, or he thinks his opinion triumphs his mother's despite HER planning the ball. Derek doesn't come off looking good in either scenario xD

I took a look at the movie to find all the swan references and there aren't actually that many in total. Definitely not enough for me to think that swans were particularly important to the kingdoms, just some hee-hee ha-ha foreshadowing by the artists xD

And it wasn't Odette who wanted a swan-armed air force, that was Derek. Puffin says, and I quote: "The prince wants a fighting air force." I checked the scene to make sure, and he says prince and not princess :)

I wish you were right though, that would be a bit more evil and hilarious if Rothbart chose a swan because Odette loved swans or the kingdom had a special bond to swans or something. That would be so good xD

In the long run though, this is just a kids movie and we can analyze and interpret everything, but let's be honest... the developers did not put nearly as much thought into all these tiny details as we do. Uberta's swan shaped hair near the end was 100% just for the sake of the joke of her shadow looking like "the great animal" to make Bromley faint with fear. And they chose a swan cause irony, there's most likely nothing deeper to it than that, but it's fun to think of theories and interpretations! 😊

Also, sidenote: Apparantly Derek's kingdom is named Chamberg...?

As ANOTHER sidenote... Derek says he wants the music to be: "Rubato, soft and graceful." That... is not what rubato means.

Rubato is translated to "stolen time", the best definition of rubato in music is the freedom or flexibility to choose your own tempo for a part or a phrase of music.

So he also doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about despite Rogers being his musician tutor. Nevermind the fact that Rogers is right when he makes the tuba play when Derek asks what Rogers thinks a swan sounds like. Swans may LOOK elegant, but their voices certainly aren't x'D

[hannahhook7744]

The Seven Dwarves' Wives In My Au;

Queen Delightful Bergmann.

Bashful's wife.

Queen of Jollywood.

Aurelia Bergmann.

Dopey's wife.

Gold digger and stay at home mom.

Renée 'Fay' Lenore Dubois Fae, aka Fairy Godmother.

Grumpy's ex-wife.

Former Headmistress at Auradon Prep and Current President of Auradon University.

Busy Bergmann.

Doc's wife.

Stay-at-home mom.

Nifty Bergmann.

Sleepy's Wife.

Worker at Port Royal Curios and Curiosities.

Hotsy Bergmann.

Sneezy's wife.

Model and construction worker.

Doleful Bergmann.

Happy's wife.

Psychologist.

(Last four were made with this picrew . Thanks @igetthedisneybox for the help).

[frankiebirds]

6x18 - lauren

6x20 - hanley waters

or, derek when he's not sure that emily is his friend, and then later when he's certain she was.

[vivitalks]

this has definitely been said before but derek in 3b saying "i didn't think stiles was smart enough to frame us for murder" is such a lie. if any of the characters on this show could successfully frame someone for murder i think stiles is top of that list. literally the very first thing we learn about stiles is that he eavesdrops on police communications and has zero qualms using that information for his own benefit. his dad is the sheriff for fuck's sake. name one person better equipped to frame someone for murder than the 17 year old sheriff's son with a penchant for sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and lying his ass off with aplomb

[quackquackcey]

Apple of My Eye

Derek and Stiles prepare for Boyd’s sister’s birthday play of Snow White.~ 🍎 (AO3).

For @sterekdrabbles 5/1/23 prompt: ‘lighten, bashful, birthday.’ 100 words. Rated G. Tags: established relationship, fluff, humor, banter.

“Okay, so for Boyd’s sister’s birthday, you’ll be Bashful—”

“Bashful?”

“‘Cause you’re… bashful,” said Stiles. “Kinda.”

Derek crossed his arms.

“Yeesh, lighten up, Grumpy!”

“Another dwarf?”

Stiles snorted. “What, you wanna be Prince Charming?”

“Maybe…. If you were Snow White,” he added with a smirk just as envy soured Stiles’ expression.

Stiles flushed. “You—!”

Derek cut him off with a kiss, hot and fervent, and Stiles hugged him.

“Fine, who do you wanna be, then?” muttered Stiles.

“…A tree?”

“A tree.”

“You can be the apple of my eye.”

Stiles laughed so hard he cried. “God, Boyd’s gonna kill us.”

———

LOL i am no artist clearly but i couldn’t resist 🤣🤣

[ineffablecabbage]

In 2005, when Meredith Grey was an Intern, ER would have been in Season 12. John Carter could have been off having his international adventures.

We know that Meredith also went international for a while. What if tthe universe was kinder and kept her away from Derek for a while?

I'm just saying in a just world, she would have gotten better dick in 2005, and it could have been John Carter. Also an attending with dead family member issues, but better in every way than Derek's annoying ass.

Listen, I would put Meredith with every member of ER, Chicago HOpe, House AND MAYBE EVEN MASH before I would let Derek near her lol, but it's not unreasonable to think that she and Carter would have had fun.

[fogsy-feel]

One should count themselves lucky, to marry a Hale.

Though gratitude is few and far between, the matriarch might say. Not much is known about the elusive son in law. A young man spotted on infrequent occasions, tending to the child, abusing the amenities and depleting his husband's endless funds.

At least there's Eli... The family thinks.

[britneyshakespeare]

the fact that all grown up ran for five seasons is unaccountable

[fandomluver-101]

No one, and I mean NO ONE, can convince me that Chris Argent was a good person. One can say he was not an active extremist, but Chris was well aware of his father, sister, wife and daughter all being horrible people. He knew innocent teenagers were kidnapped and tortured in HIS basement by HIS family on HIS daughter's orders. And he did nothing.

Hell, our first proper introduction to Chris is him and his goons rolling up on Derek and harassing him when Chris knows full and well that Derek is a victim of hunters. But because Derek is a werewolf, Chris harassing him is okay? Like, my friends don't understand why that particular scene was enough for me to hate Chris off the rip.

POCs, especially Black-Americans like me, will understand why it should be enough to hate Chris. The amount of stories my grandparents have shared with me about being harassed by the Whites in town for simply existing? And on screen, we see the low-key racially ambiguous Derek Hale ("spicy white" as I call him) being surrounded and harassed by a bunch of White men.

Chris Argent sucks and I'm sick of this "Good Argent" title he has. He was NEVER a good person and being a passive enabler of the worst humans in Teen Wolf history does NOT warrant praise!

[gameofthunder66]

'Salem's Lot' (2024) film

-watched 10/11/2024- 3 [1/2] stars- on Max

47% Rotten Tomatoes

[spaceintruderdetector]

Kit Bashing - Models in Thunderbirds

[cottagecore-raccoon]

This whole time I’ve been like “why do I feel like know the actor who plays the metratron? Why do I keep expecting him to be camp?” Derek Jacobi was in Vicious as Stuart opposite Ian McKellon… why did that take me so long to put together??

[fiction-justanotherstateofmind]

Murder boyfriends is just

[trashyangelic]

𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬

this section will be most like prompts or fanfic base on the characters that will be listed. but no fluff or smuts i am not use to it. but i mostly use to scott mccall bash due to the tw x to fanfics i read on wattpad and some are also malia bashing i can do. but i wll also attach this to my main masterlist.

❏ ˖* 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔨𝔦

forever boy | stiles x reader (no fluff, coming soon)

❏ ˖* 𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱

❏ ˖* 𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔱 𝔪𝔠𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩

❏ ˖* ��𝔶𝔡𝔦𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔫

❏ ˖* 𝔨𝔦𝔯𝔞 𝔶𝔲𝔨𝔦𝔪𝔲𝔯𝔞

❏ ˖* 𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔞 𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢

❏ ˖* 𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔨 𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔢

❏ ˖* 𝔳𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰

[ineffablecabbage]

In ways in which Grey's Anatomy annoys me

so there is a scene in which the interns don't know who Bailey or Addison are. Because they don't work there and/or have semi retired.

Yet, every other fucking moment, these morons are worshipping the feet of Derek's dead ass or even Meredith, who frankly, hasn't done jack shit lately but forget what her specialty is and pretend to be a neuroscientist.

What I am saying is, if these goddamn interns don't know who Bailey and Addison are, I don't like them. I hope they fail. I hate them.

And if they do know who Derek's ugly dead corpse is INSTEAD, I hope they get hit by a semi.

[patolemus]

There’s just something about Stiles being so unflinchingly violent if it’s to protect Derek, of him having vivid fantasies about bashing his bat against Kate’s pretty blonde hair until her brain splatters across the room, about cutting Jennifer’s tongue and arms off so she can’t spell or touch Derek ever again, about lighting Gerard on fire and ripping Kali’s head off her shoulders...