ineffablecabbage
ineffablecabbage
John Truman Carter III's Defense Attorney
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This is mostly chaotic ramblings about ER, 9-1-1 & The Pitt. Evan Buckley is my little meow meow, and I day dream about fighting Eddie Diaz in a Waffle House Parking Lot. I judge people by their opinions about John Truman Carter III.
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ineffablecabbage · 10 hours ago
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ineffablecabbage · 10 hours ago
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moodboard: inspired by meg ryan ♡✿⁠ 
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ineffablecabbage · 10 hours ago
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Albert walks in, with groceries, "I thought it was my turn to buy groceries"
Parallel this to the Buck & Eddie scene in 8x17..... EDDIE'S NOT EVEN A GOOD ROOMMATE!!!
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ineffablecabbage · 11 hours ago
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If you like the word “queer” reblog.
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ineffablecabbage · 11 hours ago
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Tommy’s ASS in that flight suit no wonder Buck was calling him the next day asking for a tour
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mhm…. i totally get it 👀😫
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ineffablecabbage · 21 hours ago
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🚒 the type of shit Bucks been on lately ☹️
my last 911 x textposts
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ineffablecabbage · 1 day ago
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"you make everything about you" remember that time you got shot and Buck dropped everything to take care of your kid while you were unconscious
"you make everything about you" remember that time your abuela broke her hip and Buck cleared it with Bobby to let you keep your kid at the station with you
"you make everything about you" remember that time you couldn't be fucking bothered with doing the paperwork to get your kid the benefits he was entitled to (despite having a paralegal aunt) and he introduced Carla so she could do the work for you
"you make everything about you" remember the time you had a mental breakdown and Buck dropped everything to take care of your kid and got him into equine therapy and tracked down Charlie to make you feel better
"you make everything about you" remember the time Buck was dealing with a crush injury and an embolism and constructive dismissal and you used him for free babysitting then got mad he couldn't bail you out of jail for committing assault
"you make everything about you" remember when you emotionally manipulated Buck into apologizing to you for exercising his rights as a worker because he wasn't available to parent your kid for you
"you make everything about you" remember when he saved your ass by giving up his own home and subletting your fucking house because you put shit off to the last minute
"you make everything about you" remember when you were whining to him on FaceTime about how you should immediately come back to LA because you didn't bother to apply for a transfer before buying a house and moving and he had to tell you to stop fucking around and be a dad?
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ineffablecabbage · 1 day ago
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Me, watching 911 discourse about GINA and thinking about the last time we saw a GINA was during the infamous Sal & Tommy "You might be Team JAcob" conversation
and also about the way this show forgets names and then retcons them into being the same person later. lol tommy
So basically... what i'm saying is... GINA in season 9 will give us OOPS! canon bisexual Sal Deluca in season 10.
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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TOMMY KINARD 9-1-1 • 2.09 | 2.12 | 2.16
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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Imagine calling anyone on 911 a stinky poopy character other than Eddie Diaz.
cOULDN'T BE ME.
He thought he did something
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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i predict, by the end of strange new worlds, spock will have fucked his way through the enterprise.
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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— Star Trek | Shuttle to Kenfori
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ineffablecabbage · 2 days ago
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can’t believe there are people out there who deprive themselves of the joy of loving tommy kinard
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ineffablecabbage · 3 days ago
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well, that's significant
bucktommy hiatus event ↳ week 8: free choice
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ineffablecabbage · 3 days ago
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