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ratective · 1 year ago

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i think they would’ve let simon crash for some time after the series finale only to be faced with the devastating consequences of that decision

#marceline get your deranged father out of the kitchen and into the bed!!! kiss him gnight #rat noises #adventure time #come along with me #adventure time fanart #marceline the vampire queen #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline and princess bubblegum #bubbeline #simon petrikov #ice king #comic #fionna and cake

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winchestress · 6 months ago

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#this would not leave my mind #baby ur so fucked up. so deranged #interview with the vampire #armand #daniel molloy #louis #lestat #2.03 #iwtv

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userarmand · 28 days ago

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armand + text posts [pt. 2]

#deranged darling whose photo belongs in a locket #armand #interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #iwtv text posts #edits

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theotherhappyplace · 2 months ago

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Who will be your pretty little enemy?

When I'm gone, your world will prove empty

I promise, you will always remember me

#my art #horror art #vampire art #vampires #vampire oc #mercy the vampire #nox requiem #the song lyric is from Deranged by Coheed and Cambria #coheed and cambria

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collegeboysam · 5 months ago

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Fake Armand enjoyers trying to excuse what he did when real gremlin Armand lovers know one of the best parts about Armand is that he's a fucked up scheming devil beneath his "woe is me" doe eyes, who enjoys fine art in all forms as much as he finds deep delight in stalking someone nearly to madess while threatening to murder them if they bore him, falling in love in the midst of psychological torture once he discovers the most fascinating side of his prey, a nuclear warhead who has always wanted to be loved with his more dark and ugly sides included and not only for his beautiful Botticelli's angel exterior. The real Armand is finally coming out after decades of hiding behind the mask he thought he had to construct around himself.

#there is no garden fae who laughs playing with blenders without the ancient apex predator who manipulates for his own gain. he is BOTH #armand at his most deranged calculating state is what makes his most tender and joyful side towards daniel SO especial #once you see how especial he can be in devil's minion chapter you see the full picture that is armand. not only bad and not only good #the vampire armand #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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lemonduckisnowawake · 1 year ago

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You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

#this thought was brought on by a conversation i saw on the km shea discord #and also my need to theologize everything #it would be so funny to me too if we added the fact that the human Christian was also anemic #(not because anemia is funny. especially not if it's chronic. just the fact that the vamp couldn't bite the human)#truth be told it doesn't even have to be a romance to me. just a chaotic comedy duo #lemon duck quacks #lemon duck tales #yeah this is funny #for the words!#one day i will write all my deranged supernatural story ideas that involve way too much Christian imagery and comedy #but for now....#anyway how to make the most unbiteable human that you cannot help be drawn to as a modernized vamp?#Christian and likely chronically iron deficient #i am very sorry if this is offensive #but you know #vampires

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eruptedinlight · 2 months ago

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