#denki matsu

[brofightiscancelled]

hajime runs out of money and has to move in with toshio

[lushslug]

I forgot to post this at 5:55, but it's still 5/5 here (and also reiwa '5!)

[oh-gh0st]

im constantly going back n forth on my youkai au AUGH

[inkyycapp]

Ideas or smth !!

(mainly hurt/comfort lmao)

- Injured!Reader

- Kidnapped!Reader

- Crying/Sad!Reader (comfot)

- Your (abusive/dickweed) ex wants you back (ex is not matsu!brothers !!)

- Jealous Hcs

- Dating Hcs

- Cuddle Hcs

Vote, comment or send an inbox request whatever you feel like doing.

[ichitime]

What if, Denki Mystery x Youkaimatsu Ao Oni, where the Onis are the the youkai sextuplets and the Denki Mystery versions of them are the human crew? One of the Denki-matsus can already be missing and that's why they check the mansion.

Alternatively, just stick the sextuplets into the fucking normal game and force them to deal with blueberry giants. Which is funny.

[malaierba]

I still can't believe that out of all the adaptations we could've gotten in Osomatsu-san, out of all the great AUs (Denki Mystery + Youkaimatsu, Akuma Riders + Musicmatsu, highschool matsus) it's inumatsu that's airing

[flyingspicerack]

ok fave hesowars ichis (in no particular order)(Stars next to big favs)

Denki Mystery Hero (Mark2) Magical Girl (Darkness)* Matsu Noir* Musical Vampire Animal Pajamas (Awakened) Casino Hot Teacher* Kimono Magic Mononoke Princess (Gothic Lolita)******* Reaper Steampunk* Village Band

[tottymatsuno]

Okay so the death note au would be so funny bc you know the uncle trio is getting murked first, then hijiwara shounosuke afterwards which makes the brothers freak out

But light basically goes: while i think these six annoying child celebrities are idiots, its not a crime to be stupid no matter how obnoxious they are

But the brothers annoy him so badly during the investigation that eventually Light kinda just goes: okay well, theres always an exception to the rule

And writes their names in the death note, but it doesn’t work initially bc Matsuno is their stage last name, not their REAL last name. So he spends like 3 death note episodes (which is one C skits lengjt of ososan) gaining matsuyo (SPECIFICALLY HER) trust to reveal their last names, however she misunderstands and tells him her maiden last name instead

And then light writes all their names in the death note again but nothing happens. The whole time Jyushimatsu seeks.Ryuk, is scared but keeps his mouth shut

Eventually matsuyo and matsuzou have light over for dinner again, and light gets matsuzou tipsy with idk police wine he got from hia father for investigating the kira cases, and hw asks matsuzou why they go by the stage name, and what their real names are

And matsuzou is like "Our real last name is Yamada." And then Light excuses himself immediately to the bathroom rigut as the six come home, and start making a mess and its now personal bc hes bonded with their parents and is doing this bc they werent reliable or capable sons, nd really are useless aside from their little series

And he writes their name in the death note, in the bathroom over rhe toilet in case someone walks in on him, and Osomatsu does walk in on him, sees the book, makes a grossed out face like "??? Why are you jacking off HERE in our bathroom right now??? I was gonna do that!!! Go home, bastard!" Light and Osomatsu starts arguing bc ligjt was NOT masturbating in their bathroom

But the death note stuff happens and light turns around bc osomatsus gasping and having a heart attack, but its not a real one osomatsu just wasnt expecting light to havw a tiny dick and it shocks him half to death

And then the rest of them come in and sees it too an falls over and Light starts screaming help motjer matsuyo i think theyre having heart attacks, nd hes super embarssed bc his pants are down and they were yelling about him jerkin it

Anyways they still didn't die, all of them sit up and are like why...is it so little....hes so tal? Whispering and gossiping to themselves

And then light seduces totoko promising her money and marriage if she juat tells him one little secret about her childhood friends and costars -- whats their real names

And shes like "Oh, their real names are (the denki mystery names) Yamada, they just go by matsu bc of Akatsuka (:"

And then light, overjoyed writes their names in the deatj note after excusing himself to the bathroom, to which totoko lets him know she doesnt mind that hes creepy and an incel with a little dick who masturbates in strangers toilwts bc hes got moneh, future and the son of a police officer or something

And then light writes their names in the death note and they dont die, and then he just asks them their names and they say them normally. And then they blink and are.dead

[riddmatsu]

denki fanarts i've done haaa

reading into other AUs on hesowars wiki, though i'm such a sucker for horror/mystery slice of life! Even made my self insert into it oOPS

more fanarts to come!

[mallowkey]

Third (and last for now) of the current sets I own is Chorosuke from the Denki Mystery - Oni set!

[makshu]

FINALLY I FINISHED IT!!! I've been doing this since 8AM-

OK- here is my contribution to Osomatsu day :)

(Orson, Ozo Akashika, Shuten-Douji Osomatsu and Oso)

I drew four versions of Osomatsu: Musical Matsu, Denki Mystery, Youkai and Band

Hope you like it :D

[brofightiscancelled]

COULD WE LEARN UR FAV SEXTUPLET AND FOR WHY PLEASE fingers tented together leaning forward arms on table. additionally does this change in denki contexts or no! i am curious!!!!

jyushi because he is yellow which is my favorite color..... also his design silhouette was made for me in a lab (moe sleeves + shorts)

denki is like pretty jyushi-focused so it doesnt change... toshio's design was also made for me in a lab (bìiiig stepford smile and haunted eyes)

[denkimystery]

Karamatsu : Almost All Illustrations Artbook

Karamatsu in his costume on the cover of the "Almost Almost All Illustrations" Artbook. He sits on the sofa with a lot of plushies waiting for him and takes pleasure in it.

Mod Note: The plushies shown in this set sadly aren’t actual real life plushies. The plushie that Karamatsu is holding is Karla Pinefield (written like カーラ, ka is extended with a vowel extender and since ra and la are the same katakana, Kaara can be read as Karla (or Carla)) from the Musical AU. Here are close ups of the Karatsugu plush:

Trasncript:

カラ松 : ほぼほぼ全イラスト集

「ほぼほぼ全イラスト集」表紙衣装のカラ松。たくさんのぬいぐるみを待らせてソファに座り、悦に入る。

[oh-gh0st]

ok youkai au lore time :3

so since i’m merging denki and youkai together, ill explain the part where denki is first

so afawk, chorosuke/choro inherited/took over his fathers house in the village near akatsuka and makes flower arrangements, hoping for his sister to marry into a good family. 

ghost lives in either the same or a little bit away from the village. they have the last name kuriirota

they live with their older sibling/siblings (havent decided between just one or all three) and run a family business based around making kasuri, japanese fabrics/silks. they often supply the fabric and pre-made clothes for people in the village, and they’re well known for their efficiency. 

ghost and choro meet when he commissions the business for yukatas and clothing for the upcoming tanabata festival. ghost immediately takes interest, wanting to know about chorosuke. they do get closer, but if anything the feelings are one sided and unreciprocated for a while.

it starts to pick up after chorosuke and his brothers find out theyre all related, and that something bad is happening between them. it’s around the same time as the festival begins, and they decide to keep it secret for now. this is around the point they see their respective youkai motifs everywhere, no matter where they look. 

chorosuke accompanies ghost to the tengu’s shrine for the first time, and it takes a while for them to walk up the mountain to get to it. chorosuke asks whats the point if its only for one wish, and ghost says it’s a wish they’ve made for years. when asked what the wish was, ghost does not answer. 

there’s some deep moment between the two here, and its where choro finds out ghost is in a similar position as his sister is, trying to marry off and find a partner but turning up with nothing as each affair comes and goes. he doesn’t know why, but he felt a compulsion to help them in his chest, hinting at the tengu’s considerate and aiding nature. 

the next night after the festival/the same night the festival ends, chorosuke goes back up the mountain to read ghost’s wish, only to find it already gone from the shrines statue. 

further along the story (and where the brothers realize their youkai powers and cause a fuss in the village), ghost does eventually find out about the news with the matsuno family. they go to meet him to give him support, but they’re turned away for the time being. they were going to tell him how they felt of him. 

fast forward a few weeks, and now the village is in uproar of the possibility of having not one, but six youkais in their village. they start pushing the idea of exile for the matsus, putting up talismans and protections from the matsus either by the matsus house or their own. come the 100 demon festival, they are in full-swing uproar and are actively pushing the brothers out, now havingh accepted their youkai counterparts. 

ghost watches the matsus exile, and choro spares them one glance before heading to the realm of youkai. it almost breaks his heart, considering he had been getting close to them. he wouldn’t be able to think about them for a whole after that, having to get used to youkai life now, and only being granted one day of the year to return to the human realm, being hyakki yagyo. 

ghost would mourn for a while after this, resulting in them taking time off from the kusari robes they have to make, backing up business quite a bit. their sisters worry about them, having been holed up in their room for weeks, only coming out at night or early in the morning to rise. 

come the next tanabata festival, ghost is finally seen outside their home, going out to deliver their wish to the tengu shrine. he senses that someone is at the shrine, and flies over from a pocket dimension to see who it is. when he recognizes who it is, he gets a familiar feeling in his chest, and he has no idea why his cheeks are burning up. 

they look so familiar. and he has a good feeling about what they are wishing for. 

(lore inspo: https://youtu.be/OhYwP9MDP8s?si=O9ejKLUPsxY-AfIG )

[osmt-hkw]

alright, so, i'm not normally a news blog but i'll try to share at least some stuff because it's relevant to hesokuri wars:

hesokuri wars is shutting down!

yep, the app that's been going for 6 years strong is finally shutting down. the staff made 4 tweets about it which you can find here (one, two, three, four), but basically they say,

"hesokuri wars is shutting down and a new game is being made. the game will shut down on October 2nd, 2022 at 15:00 (JST). thank you for playing the game. we're renewing all the previous events and adding new event(s?) for the ending of the game. the new game will be called "osomatsu-san's main battle poko ball"* and will be made this winter. tweets about it will come from this same account."

*the title is just what DeepL gave me

for anyone that's interested, i put all the dates under the read more, if i made a mistake please let me know!

event renewal dates

from 7/29 - 8/12

white day

geruge

matsuno quest

animal pajamas

phantom thief

zombie

swimsuits

band

invitational

invitational (awakened)

from 8/5 - 8/19

haunted house

magical girl

sports day

vampire

shinpingumi

youkai

dark santa

iyami kart (new years)

hero

spy

from 8/12 - 8/26

ice skater

musical

expedition team

knights

matsu noir

drag queen

soba restaurant

artifical human

denki mystery

fashion industry

from 8/19 - 9/2

boxer

akatsuka TV

lawyer

angel*

knights (the last night commander)

bellboy

dolls

hero mark 2

overalls (colorless)

phantom thief (iyami disguise)

from 8/26 - 9/9

yakuza wolf

female prisoner

billionaire

goblin

antarctic expedition team

steampunk

akatsuka robot industry

magical girl (panzer)

ino samurai

matsuno quest (level 99)

from 9/2 - 9/16

matsu noir (akatsuka police)

sweet villain

gunslinger

hero (locked ward)

hot teacher

phantom thief (kids)

foster daughter

dog matsu (one dog)

big maniac

akatsuka's earth defence force

from 9/9 - 9/23

angel (biker)

staff t-shirts

stage papa (mushroom children)

yakuza wolf (reinforcement)

18 years old (kimono)

cyberpunk 1.0

cats

director

searcher (servant of the evil god)

band (wizard of the rainbow)

from 9/16 - 9/30

band (wizard of the rainbow) (part 2)

idols (casual outfit)

cats (points atsume)**

jam session

cavematsu

cavematsu (part 2)

housekeeper

jeweler

small shadow

ghost (sheets)

from 9/23 - 10/2

musical (pajama)

akuma worker (pajama)

color gang (slum)

re color gang (slum)

diver

perfumer

foster daughter (usual dress)

jeweler (GATE)

vampire (black robes)

steampunk (land of deserts)

*the full title here is "クリスマス特別企画 ウェルカム！現世" and the confusing thing about this is, only the "ウェルカム！現世" refers to the angel event. i have no idea what "クリスマス特別企画" is, maybe it's a different version of an existing event, maybe it's a typo, i have no idea.

**the points atsume refers to the events where you collect a bunch of points in exchange for power ups and etc. i'm not sure why this is one of the "events" they decided to revive?

gacha renewal dates

from 7/29 - 8/5: phantom thief (close call) from 8/5 - 8/12: youkai (hyakki yagyou) from 8/12 - 8/19: denki mystery (oni S, D) from 8/19 - 8/26: cthulhu mythos from 8/26 - 9/2: spy (episode S, D) from 9/2 - 9/9: matsu noir (dazzling S, D) from 9/9 - 9/16: yakuza wolf (sakura S, D) from 9/16 - 9/23: band (wizard of the rainbow) from 9/23 - 10/2: girlymatsu working in hell

everything listed here ends at 18:00 JST, with the exception of the last week which ends at 15:00.

[madewithspice]

How They React To You Getting Dumped

Characters From AOT, JJK, Haikyuu, Tokyo Revengers, BNHA

Sorry for being inactive for so long we’ve been quite busy :)

Would shower you in junk food and listens to every word you have to say about your ex. Gives advice on what to do, generally a great help to you.

Samu. Daichi. Kita. Nanami. ARMIN. Erwin. Mitsuya. Shoto.

Builds a blanket fort and hides in there with you until you’re ready to talk. Hugs you until you can’t breathe.

BOKUTO. Suga. Asahi. Megumi. Inumaki. SASHA. Historia. Bertholdt. Annie. CHIFUYU.

Plans the craziest days to distract you from what happened. Just chaos.

Atsumu. TENDOU. Gojo. Connie. Mikey. DENKI.

Sees you cry and cries with you until you’re both a mess. Your room is filled with used tissues at the end of the day.

Bokuto. Shoyo. Goshiki. Panda. HANGE. Reiner. Midoriya. KIRISHIMA.

Swears and cusses at your ex as if they were the one who got dumped. You end up having to calm them down.

KUROO. Atsumu. Noya. Tsukki. Nobara. Levi. MIKEY. Kisaki. Shigaraki.

Finds your ex and starts a fight physically. And wins.

TANAKA. Iwaizumi. Maki. Mikasa. YMIR. Eren. Jean. KEISUKE. Bakugo.

Posts pics of the two of you to make your ex jealous. Not so subtly insulting your ex in the captions.

Ushijima. SUNA. Matsu. OIKAWA. GOJO. Jean. Hanma. Naoto. Dabi.

- Kiki.