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in the psp game theres a story where ichimatsu finds a baby who's carriage had accidentally rolled into some trash in an alleyway and when he takes him to the police station the police ask him to take care of the baby while they search for his parents and the main like. story beat the player affects is ichimatsu has to figure out how to make the baby stop crying and its very silly and sweet and i thought. hey. what if.. parents didnt show up and ichimatsu had a baby now.... and i j. im having a lot of fun w the concept JKGHFJG

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hey tezz, i assume you get a lot of jyushimatsu but i'm gonna request a homura

i got exactly one (1) jyushi request so im combining smile

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IS THIS WHERE I REQUEST?!!! I DONT KNOW HWO TO USE THMBLR!!! BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE MORE HOMURA!!!!

IT IS HI FOLKAKI MY MUTUAL FOLKAKI HERE SHE IS HOLDS HER CLOSE TO ME

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Actually now that I'm thinking about it, how come no one told me that Stage Papa was a real thing? Like what do you mean that there's an official au about the sextuplets being dilfs??? And I had to find out about it myself?????? And that I haven't seen a single person go crazy about it on this site like at all?????? I get that the set released in 2019 and it's more cute than anything really but I'm still shocked that I've heard nothing about it until now.

Like your gonna tell me that people saw this:

And they were normal about it??????? That there weren't a swarm of yumes at the ready to draw themselves with their respective husbands and their cute little mushroom babies????????????

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so. my wife came downstairs just as i took a bite out of the remaining half red onion on the counter. literally within seconds of just getting away with it. i looked at her, and she looked at me, and we both sat there a moment, all frozen, before she said babs, what the fuck. i tried to say i can explain but it came out as or corn explorn because such was the onion in my mouth that there was no room for words. its honestly a miracle that she understood me at all. at least, i'm assuming that she understood me because she did let me get my bearings for a few moments. a smarter man would've used that time to think up a good lie, but instead i just chewed as fast as i could because i knew i was gonna have to tell a whopper and i really wanted to be able to use big words again.

big words are instrumental to telling a whopper.

anyway, i totally ran out of time. i barely got my first swallow of onion in before she said well?, and i did at least have an empty mouth to match my empty head. but also i had no lies. so i looked her dead in the face, opened my mouth and waited, every bit as curious as her, to hear what excuse my mouth was gonna come up with.

im pregnant, said my mouth.

great job, mouth, said my brain.

mmmmm onion, said my mouth.

better you than me, said my wife.

then she went upstairs. it has been two hours she still refuses to kiss me. im devastated. im shook. im crying a little, i think.

(but that might just be the onion.)

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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

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I know that it's Ichi month but I've been dying to draw Jyushikano because they're helping me through some Not So Great Stuff that I've been dealing with lately and I felt like sharing with the class so here you go:

And the full draw pile for people who want to see it:

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they're literally so cute I can't I miss homura !!!

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Happy Suuji Day! Have some Fujio Maids

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a short comic i did for a halloween matsu collaboration project! you can see the full project here: https://vegaseven7.wixsite.com/happymatsuweendyota

(no mobile site, works best on desktop)

there are a lot of really talented artists in here ; v ; please check it out if you have time! the korean comics have english translations (and the english comics have korean translations if you prefer)

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Pokemon trainer Ichimatsu for Ichimatsu day

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I saw a comment on pinterest that said something like "I'm so glad karamatsu is a top!!"

... are we talking about the same Karamatsu?

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I'm late to the party but I just finished the Takoyaki movie which means that I've finished all the ososan anime stuff before s4 gets here so I wanted to do this template to celebrate.

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