#dendrophile

[petaltexturedskies]

Dendrophile (n.) — one who finds poetry in the forest's heart, who feels a deep connection with the woods, a lover of trees.

[thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra]

Shoutout to objectophiles who's attraction isn't typically represented in the community. Shoutout to those of us attracted to trees, plants, cabinets, office supplies, radios, buildings, rocks, etc etc etc. Shoutout to objectophiles who don't want to be palatable. Shoutout to objectophiles who are loud and proud about their attraction. I see you and I love you.

[whereifindsanity]

[smash-or-pass-trees]

Welcome!

This is “smash-or-pass-trees”

I am a botani and POSIC member of an endogenic system, and didn’t see anybody do this yet, so I decided to make it!

I will be making poll posts such as-

smash or pass (can be seen in platonic or romantic sense)

kiss marry kill

what kind of attraction (none, platonic, romantic, sexual)

etc.

You can send in requests for what type of tree and what type of poll! It would be helpful if you sent the scientific name as well, but that is optional. If you want, you can end in non-tree plants, but this blog is tree-focused, so keep that in mind.

TAGS-

( non-poll 🌱 ) anything that is not a poll or ask

( asks 🍀 ) any ask that isn't a poll

( smash-pass 🌴 ) smash or pass

( KMK 🌳 ) kiss marry kill

( ❤️? 🌲 ) what kind of attraction

( non-tree 🌿 ) any poll that has non-tree plants

about me:

attractions

favorites

system

All are welcome! Just please be respectful! ❤️

[sentientglue]

Haukijärvi, Hämeenkyrö, Finland - jan 2023

[contessaortiz]

Source: fallingrealms16

[namitha]

One can get lost in the beautiful outlines of a tree.

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[ruby-pink]

[creepie-n-squirrel]

Happy Earth Day, Earthlings

[dada-dandy]

Pascal Curious is a teratophile and Vidcund Curious is a dendrophile look it up

[feralgirlfromatl]

There used to be empty lots, two of them connected, right down the road from the house I grew up in. When I was in my late teens, my dad spotted this absolutely beautiful Japanese maple. He loved it so much he went through the process of finding the owner of the land and reaching out to him to tell him he wanted that tree. The guy was like "yeah sure give me 100 grand for it" and obviously dad was like, "...no". Well, the lots sat empty for years, but he eventually sold the land to a developer, and last year a house was built on the property.... sparing the lone Japanese maple. I'd drive by there as the house was being built and I was worried the tree had been killed in the construction, but up until today, it remained.... and now it's gone. Whoever bought the house ripped it out.

It felt kind of like a stab in the heart. This tree that my dad loved, that the previous owner obviously loved, that I had come to love... had been protected for so long, only to get ripped out in the end.

[myhipsterdreammachine]

The Philadelphia Pride Parade of 2023. My first Pride!!!

[sentientglue]

currently obsessed with taking iPhone camera night mode photos of eucalyptus trees. they’re my favourite part of living in australia <3

[ofthehemlockgrove]

This brings my soul such joy.

[weirdratblogs]

I’m so fucking salty right now, that post about what kinda suck-suck a peashooter could do led to the dark gods of Eros to strike me with inspiration, so I started writing a one-shot. Then the dark gods of the machine decided that I was committing a sin against common decency and decided to crash my notepad app without any warning, so I lost the, oh, 4k words of effort I’d put in.

But I’m still inspired! But anything I’ve tried writing since that first attempt’s been shit compared to what I had the first time through! Truly I’m in hell.

[dada-dandy]

Yeah yeah, "unnatural foundness", you dirty little dendrophile you