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Some demonic trans wallpapers for your phone. Free to use and to share with credit. Made in Canva.
#czortposting#wallpapers#luciferian#luciferianism#satanic#satanist#satanism#demonolatry#theistic luciferian#theistic luciferianism#theistic satanist#demon worker#demonic positivity#queer#trans#lucifer#satan#beelzebub#baphomet
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The zero-alcohol wine wasn't expensive, however the handmade book was... be careful when shopping with certain demons as they might have rather specific tastes & may cause cheaper stores that were meant to be open to be unexpectedly shut 👀
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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This guy doesn’t know it yet.. but he’s about to be addicted to sin 😈
#i am the villain#I am the demon#I am the devil#trans#transgender#trans pride#transisbeautiful#mtf#transgirl#girlslikeus#mtf hrt#maletofemale#transformation#trans woman#trans people#trans women#trans women are beautiful#sinner#not an angel#transexual#actually trans#this is what trans looks like#transsexual#trans community#trans femme#trans experience#trans feminine#trans goddess#trans is beautiful#trans sex worker
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this year my challenge for everyone is to unlearn the association between love and morality. love is not something that is inherently morally good, and the absence of love is not something that is inherently bad. sex without love isn't morally bankrupt, it's just an action. people without love aren't less kind or less good, they're just people. when we can get past this false (and often unnoticed) dichotomy of good love/evil lovelessness then i think we are going to be able to take leaps and bounds in sex positivity, aro advocacy, certain discussions of mental health...
#and also. not the direct focus. but love doesn't make things good. you can be in love and do terrible terrible things.#people do bad things in the name of love and in despite of love all the time.#but!! imagine a world where people could exist as people and not be demonized.#sex positivity means being cool about All sex. reexamine your internal systems of moral judgement.#this goes for sex workers. for aroallo people. especially aroallo men. for aro people in general who might enjoy sex.#and frankly i think it can easily bleed into discussions about mental health disorders around 'not feeling' certain things#especially demonizing ppl who don't feel as much empathy. i think there's definitely a correlation between that and the emphasis on love.#our support needs to go out to Everybody and i think these things are all structured together in one way or another!!#it might not be immediately obvious but when i tell you it all leads back to amatonormativity..... little bit wild.... large bit wild....#anyway. horror movie psychopath 'oh he can't feel emotions or love' damn alright. well. let's take a closer look at that.#silly that there's an association between lack of love and Murdering. feel like that might affect some stuff.#love is just an emotion/a feeling it doesn't mean anything about you one way or another#same with empathy. you can feel it all you want but it doesn't inherently change the actions you choose to take#anyway. thesis statement. there is a socially constructed link between love and morality. unlearn that.#kiss kiss (<— lovelessly)#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#talking#aroace#aspec#sex positivity
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Excessive drinking during work hours, although normally frowned upon, is actually very good at enabling the "20 hour office superday", and is therefore tolerated up until it effects the workers ability to perform their mandated tasks.
-Demonic HR handbook, pg 423
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workin man (orc)
#ollie#he carries the same lethargic boredom as that one black jaguar drinking video that i ofc cannot find bc the internet is shit and useless lo#anyway wanna touch on ollies ''''''''''''real job'''''''''''' as a metal worker more To Cope#he has a special board he uses just to get to work with thicker sandpaper layer probably#me 🤝 ollie working and being sweaty all the time then being too tired to do what we actually enjoy and going into a depression spiral#oc#original character#my art#monster oc#monster#monster boy#half orc#tiefling#demon#demon oc#half demon#muscle#muscular#orc
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Alive Beetlejuice AU that I am rotating in my brain rn. He is so so bad at acting human, he doesn't even bother looking the part and he has no idea how much money is worth.
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice musical#betelgeuse#art#digital art#fanart#The Whole Being Alive Thing AU#He doesnt give out his real name to randos cause its annoying when ppl talk about him behind his back and he can feel it#Hes known as the weird 'demon' guy whos always in costume for some reason and apparently has absurd amounts of money to spend#(Hes literally just conjuring up money its terrible for the economy but great for the minimum wage workers hes overpaying)#Sometimes he will visibly use demonic powers in front of people but when they ask about it he just says they're special effects#Eventually he gets the FBI called on the house and I can only imagine things go very poorly from there
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"We want/need more complex female characters!"
But y'all couldn’t even handle them 🤨🙄😒
#murder drones#writing#character discourse#strong female characters#uzi doorman#v murder drones#v md#murder drones doll#murder drones v#serial designation v murder drones#serial designation v#complex female characters#yall want complex female characters but as soon as y'all get them y'all demonize them#whilst also babying and mischaracterizing N as if he didn't kill hundreds and thousand of innocent worker drones#murder drones uzi
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Thinking about my Coffee Shop AU.
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#lmk lady bone demon#monkie kid lady bone demon#Shadowpuppet#lmk shadowpuppet#I feel like Mayor is the type of retail worker who makes you immediately regret coming outside in the first place#and Macaque is just someone who doesn't want to be outside at all#LBD is CARRYING THE CAFE WITH HER STRESS#this poor woman works at the speed of light and still has a million things to think about
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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Stolas or Furfur are not "goetias". Ars Goetia is the name of a grimoire they're in. It's like calling Archangel Michael "a Bible". Just call them goetic demons, it's not hard.
- Signed, a demon worker.
#czortposting#ars goetia#goetic demons#goetia#demons#demonology#goetic#witchblr#occult#demon work#demon worker#demonolatry#theistic satanist#theistic satanism#luciferian#luciferianism#occultblr#witches of tumblr
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Depressed Office Worker Demon
Harbinger of Economy Class Syndrome, unpaid overtime, and napping in your car during lunch break.
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Re-design of my un-named Beetlejuice OC from back when I was thirteen
Original Reference under the cut:
#my art#beetlejuice#toonjuice#beetlejuice cartoon#beetlejuice fanart#beetlejuice movie#procreate#I don’t really make OC’s for fanwork anymore… but the ones I had when I was younger almost never got named 🥲#When I first made her I really really liked her- and her story was very self indulgent#Looking at it now is almost way too weird for me… (and honestly a little unintentionally homophobic???)#Basically she was one of the girls from Dante’s inferno… except she got kicked out because she only had attraction to girls#(This was BEFORE I suspected that I was a lesbian— mind you.)#Yeah but anyway she went to the Deetz/Maitland house looking for a place to stay but drove everybody crazy#She was super flamboyant- loved everything pink n fluffy- and was well meaning but did more harm than good trying to do nice things for the#She had this one sided crush on Delia??? Like musical Beej and Adam except less perverted and more flirty/sappy? I was an odd kid- okay? 🥲#Anyway… the old design didn’t really do much to show off her personality… so I ended up upheaving the whole thing#It was okay for what I knew at the time- but I know what I was trying to say then and now I have the knowledge to say it better#Also— the reason I gave her horns here is so silly.#When I was younger I was in a Christian school where I wasn’t allowed to draw witches-ghosts-demons-etc.#So even though I based her on the Dante girls… I refused to give her horns because I thought that was ‘too sinful’#I even remember having so much guilt while looking for references of the Dante workers#I couldn’t even look for more than five seconds!#Anyways… she really pushed the boundaries for me at the time and it’s fun to see how I’ve changed and grown since then.
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Ligma balls || og image + translation under cut
eng - rus (im not russian but if anyone is, i figured I’d just put it there)
Uzi: so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma так грустно, что стив джобс умер от лигмы
Doll: who’s Steve Jobs? кто такой стив джобс?
Uzi: Ligma balls лига шары
I have literally had this idea stuck in my head for about a week and I couldn’t stop thinking about it
missed opportunity to make fun of uzis mom, i.e: "so sad that nori died of ligma" i could’ve done that but oh well. :v
#Murder drones#md uzi#uzi md#murder drones uzi#uzi murder drones#worker drone#md#uzi doorman#doll md#md doll#doll murder drones#murder drones doll#sorry but guy in og has SOME CHEEKS.sorry demons#I WAS CACKLING WHEN I WAS DRAWING THIS#IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY MAN#Ligma never fails to amaze me#Reimbles#<- don’t use tag /srs#My art#sillies#Doorman uzi#Shitpost
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Trump Weird News - Haitian Hate Heats Up
#weird news#trump#donald trump#trump 2024#kamala harris#kamala#harris#weird#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#jd vance#demonize#haitians#haiti#farm workers#demon#clay higgins#citizen criminal suit#censure#springfield#springfield ohio#haitian immigrants#immigrants#trump lies
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