#demon Nel

[amusingmusie]

The Demon! Nel asks have my brain exploding with cheesy ideas, I swear. She'd make fun of his hair cut, and he'd spend an inordinate amount of time making his little shadow trip her every time she walks down stairs.

She'd have his demonic brain so divided that he'd probably phase himself across hell just because she was talking to someone other than him. Alastor being very "I'm uncomfortable when you're not about me" with Nel is my favorite!

My silly little idea:

"What are you doing here." Her voice dripping with annoyance as the sinner she had been discussing the acid rain forecast with launched away from them in a desperate attempt to flee from swirling mass of black and green that just manifested itself behind her.

"Oh, what a surprise! I didn't see you there, my sweetest of evils. I have some business in this part of Hell and really, I can't be late. And now you're in my way, you do so enjoy being a huge inconvenience!" (There's no reason for him to be there. He just literally yeeted himself so hard and fast across the map to interrupt their conversation. He'd be panting if he wasn't gritting his teeth together so hard.)

For you, anon :))

THIS IS FOR FUN ONLY AND NOT CANON TO YOURS TRULY

Five O'clock Somewhere (But Not Here)

Nel heads to the bar to get a damn drink, grumpy as ever and in desperate need of cheap booze. It won't get her drunk, but it will allow her a reprieve from Alastor's insidious presence that seems to trail her wherever she goes in this shitty building. The Hazbin Hotel is a fitting name for such a rundown crapshack, though she feels that the Shithole Inn would work just as well.

The second she crosses from red carpet to green floorboards she can taste newfound freedom- until there's a hum of radio static that pitches in her ears, causing her to hiss and scowl as a familiar shadow materializes right inside of her personal bubble.

Alastor pops into existence practically on top of her, eternal yellow grin widening as his crimson eyes crinkle in pure malicious delight.

“Sweetheart! There you are. I noticed a lack of your terrible black cloud tainting my radio tower and just had to find you- I can’t have you running off on me.” A clawed finger reaches out to bop her nose, but she dodges out of the way with a growl. “I see you’ve decided to curse the parlor with your dreary disposition instead. How delightfully horrific!”

“The only curse here is you.”

There’s a loud incorrect buzzer that sounds from his staff. “Wrong, I am the host of the hotel! So close.”

“Host, pest, plague, same difference to me,” Nel snaps before attempting to brush past him. “Move your boney ass, I’m getting a drink.”

“This early in the day?” Alastor steps right back in front of her to block her from escaping. “Why, it’s hardly past noon.”

“It’s five o’clock somewhere.”

“Well, if you’re so insistent that it’s a drink you’re after, I’ll prepare it for you.”

“Jesus, the fucking bar cat is right there!”

Said bar cat flips her the bird as he downs his fifth whiskey of the hour. As much as it stings her pride, Nel attempts to smooth things over by awkwardly quirking up the side of her lips in a strained smile- she needs an ally here.

Husk blinks one droopy eye at a time, decides this shit isn't worth it, then grabs his precious bottle and shuffles away from the bar out of the lobby.

Well. Shit.

The radio asshole laughs down at her, “Scotch on the rocks, dear?”

“I’d prefer a lobotomy.”

Using his microphone to herd her towards a worn bar stool, he hardly bats an eye as she tries to snatch it out of his hands. “Perhaps over dinner this evening, if you’re a well behaved little harpy."

Nel refuses to reply; she groans and lays her head down onto the sticky bartop, gluing her bangs to the sugar-stained wood.

Eternity has never seemed so fucking long.

[czolgosz]

had some fun with this picrew yay ^_^ they are both published characters (my versions.) and ocs

btw the wings are not "canon" so to speak to any of their designs those are just there for fun ❤️

[readwatchrepeatblog01]

NUOVO MANGA BL ANNUNCIATO DA GOEN - “Maou Evelogia ni Mi wo Sasageyo”

In arrivo in Italia grazie alla casa editrice GOEN, il manga BL di Io Kaziwara “Maou Evelogia ni Mi wo Sasageyo”!

Clicca per leggere di più!

[egoistars]

GET THEM A PR MANAGER isagi + bachira

late night giggle sesh abt isagi having free will over a twitter account ft. logan paul

NEL ISAGI ⚽️ @isagiyoichi_jpn • 8 hrs

thank you all for the support on tonight's game! i'll be celebrating with my teammates :)

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user 1 @username • 8 hrs

replying to @isagiyoichi_jpn

winning by sucking the refs dick ☠️

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NEL ISAGI ⚽️ @isagiyoichi_jpn • 7 hrs

replying to @username

took one look at your profile and had to down a whole can. dumbass twitter user being too stupid to comprehend my plays is soooooo typical 😂 keep on sucking i'm almost finished 😂😂😂

NEL ISAGI ⚽️ @isagiyoichi_jpn • 5 min

I'd like to formally apologize for my actions earlier. I made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement. I stepped out of line and let hateful, disgusting emotions overtake my judgement. My behavior is not a reflection of my character and my team. I hope to move forward from this situation and work toward being a better person and a better role model for you all. Thank you for the support and please cheer us on at our next game.

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bachira's schizo demon @megurubachira • 5 min

replying to @isagiyoichi_jpn

SLURSAGI BOY WHO ARE U FOOLING LMFAKOLOO DONT ACT LIKE UR ASS WASNT ABT TO CANNIBALIZE THE OTHER TEAMS DEFENSE IM CRYINGGG

bachira's schizo demon @megurubachira • 1 sec

I'd like to formally apologize...

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Aziraphale alzò lo sguardo su di lui in modo indecifrabile. Squadrò il demone come se stesse cercando in lui qualcosa… una conferma, forse. Magari aveva capito che non sapeva slacciare i bottoni. "Lo faresti, caro?" chiese. Un'occasione per tirarsi indietro. "Mh-mh" annuì Crowley, incapace di dirgli di no "Certo… ma solo perché sono ubriaco" "Oh, pure io!" esclamò Aziraphale con anche troppo entusiasmo "Molto ubriaco! Estremamente avvinazzato!" [Ambientata nel 1941 minisode - subito dopo che sono riusciti a sfuggire a FurFur, quando si trovano a bere insieme in libreria]

[pempempemto]

its them again . i dont know what demon nel looks like .

Nel and yours truly belongs to @amusingmusie

this . yeah . silly billies

[animentality]

I'm not looking forward to season 3 of Blue Lock.

There will be good moments sprinkled here and there, like Bachira doing his monster thing, Chigiri stealing from Kaiser, Nagi and Reo getting re-married, but the Neo Egoist League Arc is way too long. It's gonna be like 25 full episodes, since the entire arc is over a hundred chapters long, and most of them will be Isagi beefing with Kaiser against players we don't care about.

Plus, all the matches are basically the same. Isagi's team wins every one, and he gets the final goal.

Also he calls Kaiser a bitch.

It's not that I hate Kaiser, I actually love him, I think he's the best character introduced in the NEL arc, it's just that the first arcs of Blue Lock knew not to focus on just one rivalry all the time.

We got new rivalries all throughout the First Selection.

We had an even dispersal of, ok Bachira's a new rival, now here's Kunigami, now here's Chigiri, now here's Nagi and Reo - these were all interesting characters who had space to breathe and develop personal relationships with our MC.

They all had matches where they got to shine as the main play makers. Kunigami got super goals. Bachira outdribbled an entire team on his own. Chigiri had the most epic First Selection moment, when he broke the chains weighing him down. Reo and Nagi were introduced as a demonic duo, and had an entire match to show how good they were together.

Even that side ass character Kuon had an interesting moment...hell, he had two. He fucked up two different games, betrayed his team, and then redeemed himself.

He wasn't even a major character, but he had a singular story to tell, that didn't rely entirely on the specific match he played in, or the goals he scored.

But the Neo Egoist League Arc is like...a rushed mess, that somehow managed to take up 40% of the entire manga at the same time.

It's got the dense, complicated character juggling of the U20 arc, except not good, lol. U20 had high stakes. It was intense, and every character was juggled, sure, but at least they all had their time to shine. That's 22+ characters who had to get some focus, plus the substitutions. I'd say Kaneshiro did a banger job of maintaining the tension, while still moving us around from person to person with consistency. But NEL?

The stakes were immediately lowered by the fact that winning the matches doesn't matter, scoring does.

And it like, cycles through every important character, gives them a single goal, and then proceeds on to the next player who needs to get a goal. Then it neglects that character for another twenty chapters.

There's no even pacing here.

And what's worse is that most of the players on these teams are...not that interesting. Karasu and Otoya, most of the European team members, who basically don't exist... I personally don't like Niko, who just does the same thing Isagi does, or Yukimiya (although at least Yukimiya's backstory is depressingly real, and kinda compelling, even if he himself isn't utilized that well).

I like Hiori, but Nanase and Kurona and Kiyora...I mean, they're kinda just there to give Isagi assists...

They're not quirky and weird and relatable like the freaks of First Selection. They don't get the time and spotlight they need for me to really care.

Like any of these characters could probably be great if the pacing was better, but... it's like the mangaka will just speed through a backstory before one of them passes to Isagi. And then that's it.

The only true spotlight is given to Kaiser or Isagi.

Now Isagi is the MC, so that's alright, although can I just say, he's kind of unlikable during the NEL arc, like, Jesus Christ, was he...awful when he was against Man City...if he hadn't apologized to Yukimiya...hmmm...and after an entire match of calling Nagi and Reo slurs too, lol...but I digress...

And Kaiser is good, he's great, but can you imagine how boring the First Selection arc would've been if it was entirely dedicated to Isagi just beefing with Barou?

Like come on.

It's basically just a glorified training arc, that abandons what made Blue Lock interesting in the first place, which is the high stakes, but then doesn't have the decency to at least still give us the great character drama that we've come to expect from BL.

And that's a shame.

It's also fucking ridiculous for a training arc to be so long.

God.

I hope it ends soon.

Please get back on track.

[asukaskerian]

monthly word count - may

TOTAL: 3 026... :((((((((( this month has been BAD for my concentration. upside, i plotted out several things like cherry wine and also wasted idk how long making family trees for uchiha and senju. totally essential, glad you all agree. u_u;;;;

ok i also tried to come up with a quick svsss arranged marriage bingqiu and got so into "no but i need more setup for it, it makes no sense like this" and now it seems to be SQH crack with qijiu instead because *shen yuan hasn't been born yet* what the frick self.

POSTED : nothin.

IN PROGRESS -svsss cracky plot divergence (1 545 words) -bleach suburban ot4 (1 481 words)

-- svsss -- The truth wasn't that Airplane had hatched a master plan to sneak out from under his System's unforgiving yoke.

The truth was that he'd been buried in emergency inventory lists to his eyebrows for the last two weeks, and just that day had to deal with eight different customers who couldn't understand why heightened demon-human hostilities would mean their ancient viagra tea would be harder to procure, all because his shifu thought he could do with more asshole-handling practice. The last thing he needed was Shen newly-Qingqiu getting in his face about the wrong wood being used in his tranquility-promoting benches.

Who the fuck caaaaaaares bro shut the FUCK up we all know it's because the wood grain's not the right swirliness for your "artistic vision"!

So he lost his temper.

In true Shang Qinghua fashion he lost it in the privacy of his own mind and nowhere else. "Ah, shixiong, you understand, we're too understaffed to send a team! It would be months before an expedition could be justified."

"Why is that."

Airplane had created Shen Jiu to be a bitch, but sometimes he was still surprised at the depths of bitchiness he managed to plunder with a single eyebrow.

"Because I try not to feed more than five shidis a week to Colossal Orchid-Faced Ants when I can help it?"

The way Shen Quingqiu paused and gave him a considering look had Shang Qinghua freeze solid for a second. Fuck fuck shit abort--

"Shang-shidi's tongue seems in fine form today," Shen Qingqiu commented in a silky way that Airplane translated into 'ooh, a challenger to my bitchy crown'. "One would almost think he didn't find his mistake anything to complain about."

... Jjghbgffhhh.

-- bleach --

Karate chop: umm. Hi! I hope i'm not bothering you, Grimmjow-san? Karate chop: we found new kittens! Kazui insisted we show you. :) Karate chop sent a picture Karate chop: they're hanging out behind my father in law's house, haha Karate chop: wonder where they were born? Surely not too far from here. Karate chop: ohh, there's one more kitten! She must be shy, it's the first time i see her! Karate chop sent a picture Karate chop sent a picture Karate chop: i'll stop spamming you now. Have a good afternoon, Grimmjow-san! Me: no new cats Me: rat royale battle tho if youre into that You sent a picture Karate chop: ahahahah oh nooooo, their little fists! Karate chop: :D :D :'D You sent a picture Me: lil flower in between two bricks Karate chop: oh! That's a carnation! How did she get there? How pretty. Karate chop: Kazui found you a buttercup!  Karate chop sent a picture Me: heh Karate chop: ~^_^~ Me: hey kurosaki Karate chop: yes?  Me: the fuck happened to your house Karate chop: oh Karate chop: haha Karate chop: Nel-chan didn't tell you? :) Me: She did Me: The little you told her anyway Me: s'about the other day? Karate chop: aheh... yeah. Karate chop: ( ; ω ; ) Me: im bothering to tell you im sighing irl is how much im sighing abt this. wtf nerd glasses kurosaki  Karate chop: ._. Karate chop: it's not a bad thing, really! The neighbors... Me: yeah i aint ever left a roof over my head over neighbors unless there was a knife fight involved. What else was in his moron cheeto head? Karate chop: aheheheh Karate chop: you don't mind if i talk to you about it? I don't want to bore you Me: i'm ASKING ABT IT do you want me to put up a sign too Me: give me the deets already woman Karate chop: :O grimmjow-san is a gossip!!!!!!!! GASP. Me: do i gotta pull out the emoticons

[this-machine-runs-on-coffee]

"DEAD GIRL WALKING" THIS IS NOT AN EXACT TRANSLATION, THIS IS AN ADAPTATION (AND ONE THAT STILL NEEDS TONS OF FIXING AT THAT)

So hey, can't have the reprise out without the og out, right? Here you get the Dead Girl Walking song adapted in Italian! I regret my life choices sometimes!

ASK ME FOR PERMISSION BEFORE USING THIS, DO CREDIT ME IF YOU EVER USE THIS (I doubt you will it’s impractical and still needs so much fixing it’s unbelievable) AND TELL ME/LINK WHATEVER YOU USED IT FOR USING REBLOGS (because for some reason Tumblr doesn’t like comments with links and while I do think I understand why I don’t always like it)

(the apostrophes [or however ’ is called] are used to shorten the number of syllables often in poetry so I’m obviously abusing that power.)

[VERONICA] Il demonio della scuola l'ha decretato: Dice che lunedì, alle otto, il mio status sarà cambiato Mi chiuderanno in bidelleria Giustizieranno in caffetteria Trenta ore da vivere— Come le spendo?

Non devo stare e morire come bestiame Potrei andarmene e abbandonarle nel letame Ma non ho una motocicletta 'Spetta—c'è un'opzione che mi diletta: Passare queste ore facendomi lui! Sì!

Mi serve duro Son una morta vivente Son sotto al tuo muro Son una morta vivente Prima che suoni la campanella Entro dentro a questa finestrella Ho tempo per 'na bottarella *cade dalla finestra (dentro alla camera), che praticamente è una specie di bussare/botta* Son una morta vivente

[J.D., parlato] Veronica? Che ci fai nella mia camera?

[VERONICA] Shh...

Scusa, ma dovevo proprio svegliarti Vedi, ho deciso di farti fino a che non ti senti più le parti Perché Heather mi ha condannata Sei l'ultimo pasto d'una giustiziata Chiudi la bocca e togli la biancheria intimo!

Forza! Son tua stanotte Son la tua morta vivente Re delle botte Bacia 'sta morta vivente Forza, sai la routine Prendimi e facciam casin Inchinat'alla volontà d'una morta vivente!

E lo sai, lo sai, lo sai È perché tu sei fantastico Dici d'esser vuoto dentro Ma non son d'accordo Sì, è ingiusto il mondo Rendiamolo 'n sottofondo Qui dentro è fantastico Rendiamolo fantastico!

[J.D.] A me va bene! Oop-

[Instrumental/Guitar Lead]

[VERONICA] Sì! A tutto gas vai! Prendi 'sta morta vivente

[J.D.] Com'hai trovato casa mia?

[VERONICA, stringendo la spalla di J.D. (aggiunto io)] Stanchiamoci dai Scuoti 'sta morta vivente!

[J.D., poggiando la mano su quella di Veronica e tenendosi la spalla (aggiunto io)] Non rompiamola è mia!

[Veronica] Stanotte non dormi te Meglio berti tutto quel caffè

[J.D.] Okay, okay

[VERONICA] Mettiti a posto Fai sparire questo posto!

[J.D.] Okay, okay!

[VERONICA] Colpiscimi! Tiram'i capelli! Toccami

[VERONICA & J.D.] Di lì e di là e di qui!

[Veronica] Non un'altra parola promettente

[J.D.] No-oh-oh-oh!

[Veronica] Ama 'sta morta vivente

[J.D.] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Sì, sì!

[VERONICA con J.D.] Ama/Amo 'sta morta vivente

[J.D.] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! 'Spetta, 'spetta!

[VERONICA & J.D.] Ama/Amo 'sta morta Sì! Sì! Sì!

[J.D., Veronica gli morde la spalla (aggiunto io pensando al film)] Ow!

[VERONICA & J.D.] Sì! So, direct translation! (used in this to specify the meanings and explain certain word choices)

[VERONICA] The demon of the school has decreed it: She says that Monday, at 8 a.m., my status will be changed They'll close me in the janitor's closet Execute me in the cafeteria Thirty hours to live— How do I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle I could leave and abandon them in manure (thank you google translate) But I don't have a motorbike Wait—here's an option that delights me (I would've put entertains me but once again google translate knows what I want better than me): Spend these hours doing him! Yes!

I need it hard I'm a living dead (girl) I'm under your wall (but more of at the bottom) I'm a living dead (girl) Before that the bell rings I'm going inside this small window I have time for a knock/quick sexual intercourse ("bottarella" little hit [exists in Italian and I just found out in slang it means a quick sexual intercourse. That wasn't intentional in the beginning which is way it was "I don't have time" but because of that was changed to "I have time", I'm lucky it also means to hit something]) *falls from the window (inside the bedroom), which technically is some sort of knock* I'm a living dead (girl)

[J.D., spoken] Veronica? What are you doing in my room?

[VERONICA] Shh...

Sorry, but I really had to wake you See, I decided I'm gonna do you till you can't feel them (as in his private parts) anymore 'Cause Heather has condemned me You're the last meal of an executed Shut your mouth and remove your underwear

Come on(/let's go)! Tonight I'm yours I'm your living dead (girl) King of hits (LISTEN IT FIT THE RHYME AND ANYTHING ELSE WAS TOO LONG FORGIVE ME) Kiss this living dead (girl) Let's go(/come on), you know the routine Take me and let's make a mess Bow down to the will of a living dead (girl)!

And you know, you know, you know It's 'cause you're fantastic You say you're numb inside But I don't agree Yes, the world's unfair Let's make it a background In here it's fantastic Let's make this fantastic!

[J.D.] I'm on board with that(/I'm alright with that/I'm good with that/that's good for me/that works for me [but that's too different from a literal translation])! Oop-

[Instrumental/Guitar Lead]

[VERONICA] Yes! Let's go full speed ("A tutto gas" is like saying go at top speed)! Take this living dead (girl)

[J.D.] How'd you find my house?

[VERONICA, squeezing JD's shoulder (I added that)] Let's tire ourselves out come on Shake this living dead (girl)!

[J.D., putting his hand's on Veronica's and holding his own shoulder (I added that)] Let's not break it it's mine!

[Veronica] Tonight you won't (more literally don't) sleep Better drink all that coffee

[J.D.] Okay, okay

[VERONICA] (Get yourself together/)Get your ass in gear Make this place disappear!

[J.D.] Okay, okay!

[VERONICA] Hit me! Pull my hair! Touch me

[VERONICA & J.D.] There and there (but a different way to say it) and here!

[Veronica] Not another promising word

[J.D.] No-oh-oh-oh!

[Veronica] Love this living dead (girl)

[J.D.] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yes, yes!

[VERONICA with J.D.] Love this living dead (girl)

[J.D.] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!

[VERONICA & J.D.] Love this living dead (girl) Yes! Yes! Yes!

[J.D., Veronica bites his shoulder (I added that thinking about the film)] Ow!

[VERONICA & J.D.] Yes! OG LYRICS (if you’re seeing this I doubt you don’t know them, but here they are anyway):

[VERONICA] The demon queen of high school has decreed it: She says Monday, 8 a.m., I will be deleted They'll hunt me down in study hall Stuff and mount me on the wall Thirty hours to live— How shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle I could change my name and ride up to Seattle But I don't own a motorbike Wait—here's an option that I like: Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay! Yeah!

I need it hard I'm a dead girl walkin' I'm in your yard I'm a dead girl walkin' Before they punch my clock I'm snappin' off your window lock Got no time to knock I'm a dead girl walking

[J.D., spoken] Veronica? What are you doing in my room?

[VERONICA] Shh...

Sorry, but I really had to wake you See, I decided I must ride you till I break you 'Cause Heather says I gots to go You're my last meal on death row Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!

Come on! Tonight I'm yours I'm your dead girl walkin' Get on all fours Kiss this dead girl walkin' Let's go, you know the drill I'm hot and pissed and on the pill Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking!

And you know, you know, you know It's 'cause you're beautiful You say you're numb inside But I can't agree So the world's unfair Keep it locked out there In here it's beautiful Let's make this beautiful!

[J.D.] That works for me! Whoop-

[Instrumental/Guitar Lead]

[VERONICA] Yeah! Full steam ahead! Take this dead girl walkin'

[J.D.] How'd you find my address?

[VERONICA] Let's break the bed Rock this dead girl walkin'!

[J.D.] I think you tore my mattress!

[Veronica] No sleep tonight for you Better chug that Mountain Dew

[J.D.] Okay, okay

[VERONICA] Get your ass in gear Make this whole town disappear!

[J.D.] Okay, okay!

[VERONICA] Slap me! Pull my hair! Touch me

[VERONICA & J.D.] There and there and there!

[Veronica] And no more talkin'

[J.D.] No-oh-oh-oh!

[Veronica] Love this dead girl walkin'

[J.D.] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!

[VERONICA with J.D.] Love this dead girl walking

[J.D.] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!

[VERONICA & J.D.] Love this dead girl Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[J.D.] Ow!

[VERONICA & J.D.] Yeah!

[be-appy-71]

È per te che si veste, provoca e attira....e sempre per te si spoglia lasciva, una calza poi l'altra, via le spalline che tengono i seni, quell'intimo caldo già pieno di voglia, scivola lento rigando le gambe.......ti piace guardarla in quella danza, perché è quello che vuoi immaginare, che stia danzando anche con gesti per altri banali........è il vostro gioco segreto, quello che aspetti sempre con ansia, che sia tu ha condurlo o lei poco importa, si farà insieme.......accompagnerà i tuoi movimenti e poi la sentirai su di te ballare da sola frenetica come danza tribale o lenta e avvolgente baciandoti il viso......perché hai mille donne in una sola....dolce, selvaggia, angelo o demone, sta a te la scelta e comunque vada se è pura sporcala con la tua gioia, se è peccatrice allo stesso modo puniscila perché è quello che vuole.....falla tacere nel modo migliore, che fino alla gola arrivi la tua ragione......felice e silente appagherai la sua sete.......♠️🔥

[gregor-samsung]

“ Mettiamo per ipotesi che volessimo ripercorrere la storia di un uomo terribile come Adolf Hitler. La raccontiamo dall’adolescenza alla presa del potere? Dalla presa del potere alla disfatta? Scegliamo solo un episodio significativo? Narriamo tutta la sua vicenda dagli inizi alla morte? Il problema più importante è decidere se il dittatore sarà il protagonista assoluto: sarà «visto» da un altro (o altri) oppure sarà raccontato oggettivamente? Nel primo caso verrà fuori un personaggio «filtrato» attraverso una precisa (e quindi parziale) esperienza; nel secondo egli risulterà così come realmente è stato, nella sua verità storica. Esaminiamo adesso questa seconda eventualità. Al di là della «autenticità» dei fatti che racconteremo, da un punto di vista strettamente narrativo siamo costretti a sciogliere un nodo molto difficile: riusciremo a rappresentare bene un personaggio così «negativo»? O meglio: riusciremo a renderlo in tutta la sua negatività? Nella nostra testa egli è la quintessenza della malvagità e del cinismo, ma poi, passando alla scrittura riusciremo a «restituirlo» così come lo immaginiamo? Sicuramente no, a meno di non renderlo «incredibile», falso, forzato. Non ci riusciremo perché nel momento in cui dobbiamo approfondire il personaggio - anche per cercare le ragioni più o meno oscure della sua violenza - finiamo fatalmente per trovargli una, seppur aberrante, giustificazione. E senza volerlo, faremo di Hitler un eroe, un sublime dannato, grande come un demone dell’apocalisse, una vittima di sé stesso, carismatico com’è carismatico il male.

Penso, ad esempio, al Riccardo III di Shakespeare, allo spietato duca di Gloucester, il quale riesce a salire sul trono d’Inghilterra dopo aver fatto assassinare mezza corte reale. La sete di potere acceca quest’uomo infelice (è nato storpio e claudicante) e quando alla fine il conte di Richmond giungerà a liberare il paese dall’usurpatore, questi, nel momento di morire, acquisterà la sua dimensione tragica ed eroica. Riccardo è un uomo reso cinico dalla natura, un «mostro» suo malgrado. La sua malvagità è in qualche modo legittimata dalla sua infelicità. Come potremmo noi, oggi, senza falsare smaccatamente la storia, trovare la spiegazione delle atrocità naziste nella contorta personalità di Hitler? Ogni tentativo di collegamento tra il carattere del dittatore e gli avvenimenti della storia è destinato al ridicolo.

Uno scrittore (di letteratura, di cinema, di teatro eccetera) non può fare a meno di andare nel fondo dei personaggi, di pescare nelle loro contraddizioni, nella loro essenza segreta. Là dentro si muovono forze creaturali capaci di rendere un uomo libero o schiavo di sé stesso. Ma in tutti e due i casi egli è innocente. Come può uno scrittore lavorare con un personaggio senza un briciolo di luce? Un Hitler tutto nero, insensatamente malvagio, rischia di diventare una caricatura, un burattino, la maschera del cattivo: niente di più schematico. Julien Sorel (protagonista di Il rosso e il nero), personaggio arrivista e assassino, è amato da Stendhal malgrado sia «negativo»: lo scrittore ne descrive con pietas il desiderio frustrato di adeguarsi alla morale della Restaurazione francese. Se volessimo dunque raccontare la malvagità di Hitler, sia come uomo sia come dittatore, senza «salvarlo» in qualche modo, saremmo costretti a farne un ritratto bugiardo. Quindi è meglio trovare un’altra strada, una maniera «trasversale» di raccontare il personaggio. Magari, come avevo accennato, cercando un altro protagonista e lasciare che sia lui a far da intermediario. “

Vincenzo Cerami, Consigli a un giovane scrittore. Narrativa, cinema, teatro, radio, Garzanti, 2002; pp. 28-30.

[1ª edizione: Einaudi, 1996]

[monstersandmaw]

Hey Ghosti, how much moneys would it take to get laces for a lady to be the next chapter that gets posted? 🤔 I’m desperate 😭

Awww Anon I'm so sorry!! I'm working on it, I promise. Chapter 10 is 7k words long at the moment, so that might have to be split up, but it finishes with Nel about to head off to the Christmas Ball in Plymouth with Winnie...

I've got my final exam for my full motorcycle licence tomorrow, and once that's over, I'm working full time on Oats, Demon, and Laces, I promise :) x

[licaonia]

Io sto vivendo momenti di dolore

per un amore che nulla ha più da dare,

soffre la mia anima facendo coraggio al cuore,

il sofferente cuore sta cercando di dimenticare.

Ho visto l’angelo che protegge la mia anima

mi proteggerà nel cammino della vita intera,

l’angelo farà sì che nel mio sogno lei sia vera,

sarà sul mio corpo e con la mano l’anima sfiora.

Angelo mio aiutala a carezzarmi il cuor che ancor ci spera,

finirà questo lungo giorno e tornerà la sera,

scalderà ancora il mio corpo nel sogno che si avvera,

tornando a rivivere una nuova primavera.

Angelo proteggi i miei passi e la mia avventura

lei mi sta succhiando l’anima, fa che sia sincera,

fa che non sia una vendetta e mi butti come spazzatura,

proteggi il mio corpo, lei del diavolo ha la fattura.Mi inebrierà la mente con il suo fare che a lei si inchina,

al demonio lei mi darà in pastura,

un angelo con la sua bionda capigliatura e del diavolo l’icona.

Con un bacio annienterà le mie difese

gettandomi nel baratro coprendomi di offese

un essere malvagio che per me dall’inferno scese.

Angelo e Demone (Lupo dell' Amiata)

[gaydragontournament]

List of battles, as chosen by wheel spin. Each round will last about a week, Starting next Monday.

Round 1, Part 1:

King Valerius (Dragon's Reign by Raythe Reign/X. Aratare) vs Nel (Fire Emblem)

Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) vs Falin Touden/Red Dragon (Dungeon Meshi)

Qibli (Wings of Fire) vs Dan Heng/Dan Feng (Honkai Star Rail)

Evaristo (The Las Leyendas movie franchise) vs Paarthurnax (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

Prismatic dragon (Dungeons & Dragons (Epic Level Handbook, Dragons of Dragons of Faerûn) vs Imperialdramon (Digimon)

Whiptail lizard (Real Life) vs Shi An (After The Abyss Dragon Woke Up (深渊巨龙苏醒以后))

Sundew (Wings of Fire) vs Rex Igneous (The Dragon Prince)

Uncle Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Azhdaha/Retuo Longwang (Genshin Impact)

Round 1, Part 2:

Rei (Vainglorious Webcomic) vs Remy (Angels with Scaly Wings)

Soren (Fire Emblem:Path of Radiance + Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn) vs Wrathion (Warcraft Series)

Valax (Blades of Light and Shadow) vs Fiona (Flight Rising)

Kaido (One Piece) vs Velverosa (Mage & Demon Queen)

Lord Arum (The Penumbra Podcast: Second Citadel) vs Midgardsormr (Dragalia Lost)

Nimona (Nimona) vs Mateo (Poised in Either Eye by B. Pigeon and Fell A. Marsh)

Corrin (Fire Emblem: Fates) vs The Void Dragon (Aurora)

Anemone (Wings of Fire) vs Tillius the Paladin/Tilly Evans (She Kills Monsters)

Round 1, Part 3:

Unnamed Young Dragon (The Enchanted Forest Chronicles) vs Caden Bryce (Dragon's Reign by Raythe Reign/X. Aratare)

Veldora Tempest (That time I got reincarnated as a slime) vs Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Draco quinquefasciatus (Thailand, Indonesia, and Malaysia) vs Umber (Wings of Fire)

Rhea (Fire Emblem) vs Xue Xian (Copper Coins (Tong Qian Kan Shi) (铜钱龛世))

Tamarin (Wings of Fire) vs Samol (Friends at the Table: Seasons of Hieron)

Robin (Fire Emblem: Awakening) vs Ansur (Baldur's Gate 3)

Moondragon/Heather Douglas (Marvel Comics: Guardians of the Galaxy) vs Chromie/Chronormu (Warcraft Series)

Smaug (Lord of The Rings/The Hobbit) vs Burnet (Wings of Fire)

Round 1, Part 4:

Rong Minh Thanh Thuan/Thuan (Dominion of the Fallen series by Aliette de Bodard) vs Ventuswill (Rune Factory 4)

J'mon Sa Ord/Devo'ssa (Critical Role) vs Zinnia (Super Lesbian Animal RPG)

Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid) vs Alear ( Fire Emblem: Engage)

Alduin (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim) vs Jae-ha (Yona of the Dawn)

Dragona Joestar (Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: The Jojolands) vs Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

Ayame (Fruits Basket) vs Alba-Lenatus the Abyss Dragon (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Zephyr (Poised in Either Eye by B. Pigeon and Fell A. Marsh) vs Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck)

Kazuma Kiryu (Yakuza Series) vs Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland)

[nelselfships]

Welcome to my yume and art blog

For Introductions

My name is Noel, but you can call me Nel. I'm a YumeJoshi/SelfShipper! I make art of my self ships, my art that I make is very dear to me. So please no hate. Doubles are okay! Just no drama! My DMs and Asks are always open if you ever wanna talk or gush about any of your f/os. We can gush about ours together!! I would love to be friends if we are in the same fandom as well.

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Mains | Ship Tags

♡ Zaveid (Tales of Zestiria) | ✨🎐Bound by the Winds✨🎐

♡ Majima Goro (Yakuza ) | Mad Dog and his Biscuit🐶🦴

♡Rengoku (Demon Slayer) | 🔥🤍Burning Flame of Love🔥🤍

♡ Carlos Oliveira (Resident Evil 3 Remake) | 🔫🖤Bala De Amor🔫🖤

♡ Ichiban Kasuga (Yakuza Like a Dragon) | 🗡🍓Hero's Fruit🗡🍓

♡ Red (Pokémon) | silent love₊ ˚💌

my f/o list just incase if I post any of em if you're not comfortable sharing

Fandoms

Pokemon/Yakuza/Jujutsu Kaisen/Chainsaw Man/Tales/Digimon/Final Fantasy 15/Demon Slayer/Resident Evil/Kingdom Hearts/Dragon Ball