#delivery tips

[duskwingmoth]

(original post)

[bonchobrick]

DCxDP Fic where the Batfam gets an item/ability which allows them for just that day, to temporarily be able to what someone best accomplishment(s) were in their lives. Little do they know Danny has just settled into their city (and that they were about to get the shock of their lives)

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At first the Batfam decides to have fun with it--theres not much titles can do to help them with cases unless theyre particularly lucky. So they take a walk together in disguises to observe the passerbyers, curious of what civillains of gotham have done in their lives.

One gruff guy who grumbles shoving Bruce's shoulder as he walks by has the title 'KITTY SAVIOR' adorned above him and the batfam are greeted by the knowledge he had saved a cat from getting hit by a car

A kid in his pteens whose been shoving pamphlets into peoples hands has 'ADVERTISEMENT SUPERSTAR' above his head as he apparently managed to save his family's resturant with his intense marketing prowess (remind Bruce to try hiring him in the future.)

And lastly they faux browse a store trying to scope out someone else interesting and are greeted by the title... 'OPENER OF PICKLE JAR' and they decide to head home as Jason nearly crying trying to muffle his laughter.

At the manor they all cant help but agree, walking has made them hungry, and theres no harm ordering a pizza or two. It's been a long, mildly interesting day, though they weren't expecting much from thing ability.

Imagine their surprise when they open the door to see a black haired blue eyed child, pizza boxes in one hand, the other hand out awaiting a drop of money–completely missing the fact the title 'DEFEATED THE MAD KING WHO HAS TORMENTED THE AFTERLIFE FOR EONS' was placed innocently above his head

"Your total is 23.11!" The fucking 'Ghost King' kid (APPARENTLY) cheerily states????

"Uh," Bruce says blankly staring at this kid's title as his mouth blurts out, "Could you give us a second?"

[hoofpeet]

What if it was commonplace in pokemon world to battle your delivery guy and whatnot over whether or not you have to pay.. I think it'd be really funny if the strongest trainers were generally like. Delivery people who work for tips

[semiotomatics]

*note: im only talking abt delivery people, AKA ppl who had nothing to do with making/collecting whatever you ordered. their only job is getting it to your door.

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

Based on this post from last night and a little bit on Ify's explanation from Adventuring Party today, here's a tangent-y paragraph analyzing Vic Ethanol's treatment of Wendell in episode 5.

Vic's movie is all about la familia and how siblings are the most important thing, and how siblings don't insult or mistreat each other, but I don't think that's true to him. Ify kind of points it out in AP, it seems pretty clear that winning is the most important thing to him. His siblings have value until they overshadow him. He doesn't care that Dang is part of Wendell's familia, Dang winning is unacceptable. It would have been unacceptable if it had been his brother and right hand man, Shaun Nitro winning. No one gets to win except Vic. Vic can share the road but he cannot and will not share the spotlight, and now that Wendell is in the driver's seat everything is falling apart. And, based on the previews for next week's episode, the cracks in la familia are beginning to show more and more. It's not Wendell's fault that Vic's personal philosophy is flawed, Wendell is just revealing the potholes that were already there.

[prismaticsaltedink]

When you ask for regular but get decaf

When you tell your wife and she confronts the barista

When she watches them to make SURE they do it right this time

What your kids are doing while this is all going on

The coffee shop staff reminding you they'd like a tip

Your wife

[reegis]

I would literally kill for you. You could be like "hey do this heinous act for me and I'll show you persephone tim art you've already reblogged" and I'd just do it. Your cinders comic would also be effective. Or tim angst. Or any of it, actually

you all give me entirely too much credit & power..

one time someone commented that they actually had to look up whether or not Jonny rlly had a tail in canon & that high has never left me

[lenaboskow]

i don't have a problem with buck dating other men, could care less if buddie gets together because we have bi buck, i just care it's tommy

[floridacracker]

Ordered food, tipped the driver cash

Got the wrong order

What we received was more expensive than what we ordered

Got a refund anyway

Stonks 📈

[drumlincountry]

one of the best & funniest things I heard this week was when a student activist was asking an ~~elder eco warrior what organisation they should get involved in & this 75 year old retired doctor was like "nah, you gotta set up your own. You need like 10 separate groups. Even if all the members are the same. When one of them gets in legal trouble, you just shut it down and continue with the others. This shit is basic."

[transvampireboyfriend]

Steve and Robin's next job is in a pizza place and suddenly Eddie's on a strict italian diet. Wayne's not amused. Robin is. Steve is just weirdly eager to be on delivery duty.

[buckybarnesss]

i don't know if it's on purpose but my instacart drivers sometimes give me an extra of an item i ordered without charging me for it and they are angels.

[vinomino]

[entamewitchlulu]

this is going to sound so wildly stupid but i'm 29 years old and i just ordered food delivery for literally the first time in my life

[anormalkidingotham]

honestly it's still really surprising to me how many supervillains will just freely give out their addresses to anyone who will bring them food

[frostedpuffs]

why is food delivery so outrageously expensive HELLO