#bruce: do you take tips in adoption papers--its easier than writing a check
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DCxDP Fic where the Batfam gets an item/ability which allows them for just that day, to temporarily be able to what someone best accomplishment(s) were in their lives. Little do they know Danny has just settled into their city (and that they were about to get the shock of their lives)
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At first the Batfam decides to have fun with it--theres not much titles can do to help them with cases unless theyre particularly lucky. So they take a walk together in disguises to observe the passerbyers, curious of what civillains of gotham have done in their lives.
One gruff guy who grumbles shoving Bruce's shoulder as he walks by has the title 'KITTY SAVIOR' adorned above him and the batfam are greeted by the knowledge he had saved a cat from getting hit by a car
A kid in his pteens whose been shoving pamphlets into peoples hands has 'ADVERTISEMENT SUPERSTAR' above his head as he apparently managed to save his family's resturant with his intense marketing prowess (remind Bruce to try hiring him in the future.)
And lastly they faux browse a store trying to scope out someone else interesting and are greeted by the title... 'OPENER OF PICKLE JAR' and they decide to head home as Jason nearly crying trying to muffle his laughter.
At the manor they all cant help but agree, walking has made them hungry, and theres no harm ordering a pizza or two. It's been a long, mildly interesting day, though they weren't expecting much from thing ability.
Imagine their surprise when they open the door to see a black haired blue eyed child, pizza boxes in one hand, the other hand out awaiting a drop of moneyâcompletely missing the fact the title 'DEFEATED THE MAD KING WHO HAS TORMENTED THE AFTERLIFE FOR EONS' was placed innocently above his head
"Your total is 23.11!" The fucking 'Ghost King' kid (APPARENTLY) cheerily states????
"Uh," Bruce says blankly staring at this kid's title as his mouth blurts out, "Could you give us a second?"
#Danny: pizza delivery :D!#Batfam: oh hey WHAT THE--#dannys so confused why the waynes are going insane looking at him#but its been a long work day so he lets it slide#bruce: do you take tips in adoption papers--its easier than writing a check#guess whos back on their bullshit#its me#hi party people#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp crossover#batfam#danny fenton#jason todd#ghost king danny#danny's literally jus chillin#bruce wayne#dc x dp fanfiction#fanfiction#feel free to use/add on/write if any of yall like it#get some rest guys#gn :P#veerliwrites
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I made/reblogged a post a while ago about Danny having a ridiculous amount of tittles. This has got my one(1) brain cell cooking up more ideas for it and I am loving it.
Damian, seeing âMortal that can not dieâ and âImmortal which is deadâ floating above Dannyâs head and thinking he finally found someone his family wonât give him the Disappointment and Disapproval look for him not playing gently with: Can stab?đ„ș
Dick, seeing âpeasant the slays dragonsâ âUnstoppable Forceâ âImmovable Objectâ âHe who overcame the infiniteâ and âBringer of Venganceâ floating above Dannyâs head while he hands Bruce a pizza:No! No Stab!
They go to Constantine and Zatanna for help, and upon learning that Danny has the tittles âSavior of the Heavensâ(4 pantheons tried to gang up on Christianity for âstealing their humansâ so Danny had to step in to get them to chill the fuck out) âEnemy of the Heavensâ(A child was sacrificed to a demon, and after literally going through hell to save the kids soul and bring it to the pearly gates he was told that he had to give the childâs soul back to the demon that stole it because the childâs soul had been âtaintedâ. Danny said No and they still havenât gotten over it.) âDeceiver of Lokiâ âCrusher of Thorâ âRejecter of Aphroditeâ âMaster of Merlinâ and several other religious/mystical tittles and both nearly have an aneurism: Every motherfucker Iâve ever been told to never fuck with have been the same motherfucker all along. Bullocks.
DCxDP Fic where the Batfam gets an item/ability which allows them for just that day, to temporarily be able to what someone best accomplishment(s) were in their lives. Little do they know Danny has just settled into their city (and that they were about to get the shock of their lives)
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At first the Batfam decides to have fun with it--theres not much titles can do to help them with cases unless theyre particularly lucky. So they take a walk together in disguises to observe the passerbyers, curious of what civillains of gotham have done in their lives.
One gruff guy who grumbles shoving Bruce's shoulder as he walks by has the title 'KITTY SAVIOR' adorned above him and the batfam are greeted by the knowledge he had saved a cat from getting hit by a car
A kid in his pteens whose been shoving pamphlets into peoples hands has 'ADVERTISEMENT SUPERSTAR' above his head as he apparently managed to save his family's resturant with his intense marketing prowess (remind Bruce to try hiring him in the future.)
And lastly they faux browse a store trying to scope out someone else interesting and are greeted by the title... 'OPENER OF PICKLE JAR' and they decide to head home as Jason nearly crying trying to muffle his laughter.
At the manor they all cant help but agree, walking has made them hungry, and theres no harm ordering a pizza or two. It's been a long, mildly interesting day, though they weren't expecting much from thing ability.
Imagine their surprise when they open the door to see a black haired blue eyed child, pizza boxes in one hand, the other hand out awaiting a drop of moneyâcompletely missing the fact the title 'DEFEATED THE MAD KING WHO HAS TORMENTED THE AFTERLIFE FOR EONS' was placed innocently above his head
"Your total is 23.11!" The fucking 'Ghost King' kid (APPARENTLY) cheerily states????
"Uh," Bruce says blankly staring at this kid's title as his mouth blurts out, "Could you give us a second?"
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny: pizza delivery :d!#batfam: oh hey what the--#dannys so confused why the waynes are going insane looking at him#but its been a long work day so he lets it slide#bruce: do you take tips in adoption papers--its easier than writing a check#guess whos back on their bullshit#Danny: exist Litterally everyone: Fear
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