#delicious polls posts

[deliciouspolls]

*Basically anything that isn't a typical farm animal: cow, pig or sheep. Not including birds or fish- might include that in a different poll.

(Obligatory Note: I'm American and this is based on what's overall unconventional to eat in the USA.)

Edit: To clarify just in case, I meant to have "None of these" mean "I've never tried any four legged creature that wasn't cow, pig, or sheep".

Edit 2: I live in an agricultural area. It appears this may have skewed my view on how frequently anything else is eaten. We have the Store and the Farm and that's it.

[dunmeshistash]

There's too many monsters to pick the favorite but I think there's only a few spooky(?) ones. So I wanna know

*doesn't need to be scary looking just which one makes you scared, if none of them makes you scared which one would be a good scary movie monster?

[stargoyle]

[chilfucked]

[leeblissy]

unfortunately I don't have enough room for former party members but. have at it teehee

[nomgeonmunchie]

[aster-draws]

so... very important question. In Better Halves, are Danny and Tim kisses going to become a lot more common now that they've had their first real one? Please, for the love of god, don't make them wait 10 more chapters.

lovingly, an anon that needs to see them fuck nasty

Okay fair question! Yes, kisses will be (relatively) more common now, but I don't count this as their first 'real' kiss- although arguably it should be- the first real kiss is somewhere in chapter 34? Ish. More or less around there.

Look. I said slow burn and I goddamn MEANT it. it's gonna be nearly 200k before they Approach the idea of it not being fake anymore (despite the fact that it never really was to begin with). they're. complete unmitigated disasters.

and as for them fucking nasty (with understanding that was likely meant to be somewhat sarcastic). Currently the plan is to keep it at a teen rating. But. obviously aspects of this have gotten away from me in the past. Keep an eye on the rating because. Idk there are gonna be moments and that's all I'll say. (if i write them, i'll change the rating as I do, so hopefully with a good few chapters before hand. or maybe I'll post an alt version with the ma content? idk we shall cross the bridge when we arrive to it)

For your reference though, here's how many kisses are in each chapter i have completely written (this may depress you) (also below a read more for the spoilers aspect of it all.)

chapter 20- 1 kiss (on cheek)

21- 0 kisses

22- 0 kisses

23- 0 kisses

24- 0 kisses (somehow oh my GOD)

25- 1 kiss (on lips)

26- 1 kiss (on lips) (also the first Proper kiss since chapter 19. imo)

27- 2 kisses (1 on forehead, 1 on lips)

28- 0 kisses

29- 0 kisses

30- 0 kisses

do not let the amount of 0's grieve you, for most of those the boys aren't even in the same state (or country) so. not chapter 24 tho that's fucking miserable yearning i won't lie

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

Below are some compilations of Shuro/Toshiro (26), Laios' and Falin's dad (~30*), and Marcille's dad (~late 40s to late 50s**):

Please compare them to tall-man!Chilchuck:

(My rationale for Touden's and Donato's ages is under the cut, along with some miscellaneous info)

*In Chapter 42, Laios mentions he hasn't seen his parents in over a decade. From the Adventurer's Bible, Falin estimates her parents were about 30 years old a decade ago. Touden's appearances were in either flashbacks of Laios' and Falin's childhoods or from Laios' nightmare, which was relying on his memories. Touden's current appearance in his 40s has not been shown.

**Assuming Marcille didn't enroll in magic school until after her father died at age 82, the youngest he could have been when she was born was 47. He looks similar in memories from when Marcille was a baby and a small child, so late 40s to late 50s seems a safe estimate for his age as he appears in Chapters 79-81.

Miscellaneous Notes:

Chilchuck is canonically underweight.

Shuro's pics were from Chapters 33, 36, and 38 when he wasn't eating or resting properly.

Touden's pics were from Chapters 26 and 42 and the latest edition of the Adventurer's Bible. There is a change in art style between Ch 26 and Ch 42, but he is estimated 30yo in both appearances.

Donato's pics were from Chapters 79, 80, and 81. Technically most of the pics are of a Doppelganger, but it based its appearance on Marcille's memories, and it looks similar to Donato from the flashbacks to Marcille's early childhood.

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Attention Dungeon Meshi Fandom!

You are now on notice. One more temper tantrum and the entire fandom is in time out, meaning no polls for your characters for an entire month. This is because not only did a couple people throw a tantrum in comments and reblogs again, but I received multiple ask all about the same issue and the same character which apparently everyone always loses your mind over because this happens every single time, they're in a poll, including one ask I think qualifies as an essay. Don't worry, it will show up in Fandoms vs Illiteracy pretty soon. But I am tired of policing your polls you are acting like children. Because it's always the same character, the same issue and it's one I've addressed so many times with. But continually I have to deal with tantrums and my inbox gets flooded. No more either grow up or time out. Remember that I refer to the Naruto fandom as my problem child. Well congratulations you're their twin. So now you two are my problem twins. So get your crap together and take a chill pill because Naruto isn't on notice because they've behaved since I've called them out.

And before everyone asks what the issue is, it's always over Izutsumi. Yes, she is 17. Yes I am aware. Apparently she's the only character anyone cares about being under the age of 18 because no other character causes this much drama. Please read the rules. I allow characters that are high school and above so that means 15. Now polls with characters under the age of 18 tagged with #minor poll so if you don't want to participate because it makes you uncomfortable you can block the tag. So quit causing issues in the comments and reblogs. Quit flooding my inbox, block the tag and grow up. I am sick and tired of this

[wellberightwithyou]

Excalibur - Ancient, from a lake, the scabbard is ultimately cooler tbh, but still pretty effective

Kensuke - unique, senses stuff, also moves around a little bit. But, Lowkey maybe can’t be trusted or something idk

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[dunmeshistash]

People shocked by the early EHScans names got me wondering

edit: In case you read more than one version just pick which one was first

[stargoyle]

[devilheartsblog]

Ngl I’m motivated to make some dungeon meshi stuff but I’m also kinda shy about it cause social media, engagement, stuff like that.

Then again that’s how I got into Winx but anyway what do you guys think? Dungeon Meshi fanart?