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A'ight. Which one of these Scrivello's decided t' chug some 90 proof coconut rum?? Smh.
#it smelt like a dental office#def tipsy as i type this#im jus a lil boy#i aint meant fer this#/j#eh#/hj but also not#i mean im not complaining#host post?#dr pepper collective
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okay hear me out modern au where Tommy and Maria first meet in a club in their 20s and they bump into each other while dancing and just start dancing together and they just hit it off but in the end they both forget to give each other their numbers so both of them go back to the same club the next week to hopefully meet each other again (also Tess and Maria definitely go clubbing together because I love them as best friends)
cowboy!!!! yes yes YES i LOVE this. and u could extend this meet-cute into like a whole thing where tommy and maria keep trying to meet at the club and exchange information, but something gets in the way everytime!!!! kid emergency!!! bar fight!!! cocaine bear on the loose!!! zombie apocalypse—who knows????
im thinking the first time, tess drags maria to a bar she likes because she’s been trying to get the attention of this hot dilfy guy at the bar, but he’s always tailing along with his friend. by tess’s design, maria and tommy meet and and hit it off and dance (to maria maria by santana) the night away. they fall in love and decide they want to go home together, so maria goes to the bathroom—but joel randomly comes up and is like “tommy, hey sorry selena’s mom called, sarah had a nightmare and she wants us both to pick her up, we gotta go” and in true miller dad-uncle panic they BOLT. by the time maria comes back, tess is like “idk dude, mine got a call so they had to go. seemed like an emergency. bummer” and they assume thats that
on the flip side: everythings okay with sarah, but after tommy and joel tuck her in tommy’s suddenly just like “fuck—fuck!!!!!” and joels like “what? what???” and he’s like “i didn’t get her number :(:(:(:( fuck” and so joel’s like “it’s okay, i see her friend there all the time” and so tommy’s like “omg :D do you have her friends number?” “well… no” “joel… what the fuck man.” so they make a plan to go back next week with the hopes of at least seeing tess and getting maria’s number from there—tommy also wants to get tess’s number for joel, but he doesn’t need to know that
little do THEY know, tess and maria are already plotting for next weekend. they show up to that bar looking fine as FUCK—they quite literally turn heads walking through the door. of course the miller brothers are there, sitting in a booth all the way in the back and waiting, making eyes. tess and maria are not shy, so they start making their way over. unfortunately, some drunk asshole decides to try to get handsy with tess on her way there—which results in her punching him in the face, which results in him trying to punch her in the face. she dodges, of course, but it starts a full-on bar brawl that the miller boys jump into without hesitation (joel manages to tackle and land a few good ones on og drunk asshole too so. slay.). none of them get arrested or anything, but they definitely don’t get eachother numbers on account of joel and tommy having to duck the cops
so i guess they gotta keep trying ;)
#missed connections au#honestly idk how i would even end this i think its so fun to imagine scenarios where some shit goes down and the bar has to scatter 😭#tess calling joel her miller >#idk how joel turned into a shy type in this au but he did and i think itd be so cute#shameless flirt tess and shy nerdy dad joel who’s majorly oblivious?????? cmon#and then stuffy upcoming lawyer type maria who wants to be partner before shes 30#meeting veteran tommy who spends his days taking care of his niece working with his brother and being a good mf man#he just wants to watch her be great and talk about her achievements and explain stuff to him#hes very complimentary to her yet insecure and one of these meetups she finds out hes a literal human calculator#like is crazy good at multiplication. she just spends all night giving him rando equations and checking them with her calculator#they are just sexy geniuses i love them#his ultimate goal is to take her on a proper date and maybe cook for her#it takes maybe 5 bar meetups for that to happen#one time is just gonna be them sitting and talking for so long that they just forget about numbers bc it feels like they have them already#i dont imagine maria having a son in this au tbh#this could def be a whole fic lmfao#tysm for this cowboy what a treat#sorry it took me long i wanted to edit typos!!!!#asked and answered#tlou#tlou au#the tipsy bison#tommy x maria#tess x joel
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OP Boys: Special Hugs (02)
Law & Ace
(Short Scenario)
Trafalgar D. Water Law
♡ Another case of, seriously not the touchy type.
♡ the most physical contact he gives most people his brushing shoulders when moving past them on the submarine, and even that's rare seeing how careful he is.
♡ however, with careful comes attentiveness, and with attentiveness comes him noticing how strange you've been acting.
♡ the skip in your step slowly fading, your feet dragging, the diminished eating during mealtime, the bags forming under your eyes
♡ yeah, he noticed
♡ could this oh so possibly be because he actually liked your energy and missed it?
♡ of course not (it obviously is)
"Room."
"Shambles."
One moment, you were inching past him in the halls, the next you found yourself standing besides a bed. A bed that wasn't your own, with none other than the Captain facing you.
"We need to talk, and you're not leaving this room until we do. So sit."
He growled, and you laughed nervously, deciding it was better to listen than argue, so you sat.
"What's the problem, Captain?"
"You. You clearly have a problem."
Ow. Blunt as always.
"...will lying save me from this?"
He lifted an eyebrow, clearly not amused as he sat beside you, shaking his head in clear disbelief. "I have nothing against keeping you locked in here until you spit it out. Whatever wrong is clearly affecting your performance on the sub, which could in turn affect the entire crew."
Law's words came off harsher than he intended, he regretted the words the instant they left his mouth. Watching you shy away and shrink closer to the wall, he pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Sorry, Cap'n.. I can sort it out myself." You moved to stand up, angling your head away. But you weren't near as sly as you thought you were, he saw those tears pricking at your eyes.
So Law snatched your arm and pulled you back down, and into his side. "There's no need to do it yourself when I'm offering help."
"Don't wanna be a bother, it's not a big deal."
"Wouldn't have offered if it was a bother, and it's clearly a deal to you. I'm here for you."
If him saying that wasn't enough, he placed a comforting hand on the small of your back. It was like the dam broke, tears flowing down your face and you buried your face into his chest.
Well, shit. He wasn't expecting that-
He awkwardly placed an arm around you, holding you close to him, letting you cry. His tattooed hands rubbed circles into your back, sides, and shoulders, occasionally reminding you to breathe. He stared down at you, unsure of what to say.
You must've been there for forever before your tears subsided, and for the time, you threw away the Captain and Subordinate dynamic. And Law allowed it. Right now, he was a trusted friend.
Snuggling up closer to him, Law gently rearranged the two of you so you were laying, his legs wrapped sound yours, head buried into your hair, your arms wrapped around his torso.
No further words were spoken that night. You may have been the obvious one getting comfort but.. Law made a mental note to do this again, from time to time.
Portgas D. Ace
♤ Ace may be a bit wary of hugs at first. He may be friendly, but he's not that friendly.
♤ But when Whitbeard kept sending you on duo missions with him, Ace grew to be absolutely in LOVE with you
♤ not that he'd ever show that.. seeing as he doesn't believe himself worthy of love..
♤ doesn't mean he isn't (wholesomely) touchy, however
♤ grabs your shoulder a lot, your ha d when his tipsy and bold, playfully bumps into you
♤ a lot
"Ace.. you've been awfully quiet. And you're staring again."
Your voice seemed to bring him out of a trance, and Ace quickly broke off into- a rather forced laugh. "Just- enjoying the view!"
"Oh? How romantic."
You teased, watching your freckled friend redden to his ears. "The- THE VIEW BEHIND YOU. idiot!"
"You're going to sit here and tell me a wall is more interesting than me?"
You caught him, watching his mouth open and close as he attempted to think of a defense. After a moment, Ace gave in, huffing like a child, crossing his arms and turning his head away.
"You're gonna have to look at me at some point. We're gonna be at the island in two days, we can't have you brooding about!"
"I am not brooding."
"You're pouting. It's close enough. Now talk. Or else."
"I am not pouting!"
You sighed, inching closer to Ace. The ship was small, and so was the indoors."hey.. what are you doing?" "Well if you're not gonna talk, I'm gonna have to.."
"Tickle it out of you."
You finished with a menacing grin, watching Ace immediately liven as he shot up, raising his hands. "Don't you DARE-" "Oh I dare."
You threw yourself at him. Ace didn't even have time to defend himself before you launched your attack. Your hands were everywhere at once, tickling his side, arms, neck. He couldn't hold back his laughter, desperately pawing at your arms,
"Pl-puh-lease- AAA- y-you devil!" He managed between fits of laughter, backing himself up, with you following, "I warned you! This'll end if ya just talk!"
"N-never!"
Ace yelled defiantly, his knees hitting the bed, and fell backwards. You were on him in an instant, straddling his waist, the grin on your face having yet to fade.
"One more chance. Talk."
"...TAKE THIS-"
Ace shot up, arms wrapping around you. He was just as fast as you, having you pinned underneath his body, chest heaving.
For a few moments, you both remained still, chests heaving, before a shadow fell over Ace's eyes.
"..'m not good enough. You're too good to me."
"Huh? ...Ace, what are you on about?"
"You heard me! You're always there to catch my ass when I inevitably mess up. I.. I'm so grateful to you, but i hate myself.. for never being able to return the favor."
"Ace.." You whispered, watching a tear roll down his cheek. Freeing an arm, you leaned up, wrapping your now free arm around him and pulling him close.
"You're amazing, Ace."
"You've been an amazing light.. you've saved my life more times than I can count.
"So don't ever think.. to you're not enough. You're my Ace."
You whispered into his ear, and you could feel it: tears now running freely as he pressed himself closer, hat resting at an odd angle on his head. Ace's body was heating up, though not to a dangerous point.
That night, you held onto Ace. Held him in your arms, whispering sweet reassurances into his ear. His tears soon turned into soft snores, and.. now that he knew he was allowed to, he'd be in your arms every chance he gets.
#trafalgar law x reader#portgas ace x reader#trafalgar law#one piece x reader#one piece#law x reader#ace x reader#portgas d ace x reader
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Could we please get general relationship headcanons for Cana, Lisanna, and Lucy? Thank you!
General relationship headcanons
Cana, Lisanna and Lucy
Cana Alberona
🍺this drunk girl is the best girlfriend
🍺you carry her every time she passes out from drinking so much
🍺she’s so perverted with you. She gropes you everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE
🍺she also is VERY flirty. She would occasionally do pick up lines when she’s tipsy even though you two are dating.
🍺when you come back from a mission, Cana always wants celebrate with a drink that you came back safe
🍺she always brags and talks about how great and amazing you are to everyone in the guild
“Yea [Name] is better than any of your soulmates. They’re the fricking best.” She said as she laughs and goes back drinking her barrel.
🍺her father Gildarts is so happy that Cana found someone good for her. He might be intimidating but coming to Cana he’s soft and loving.
🍺 when you two are on dates she’s a whole different person wanting to look elegant for you.
🍺she’s a teaser. She’ll tease you if she sees you blush or embarrassed. The worst part is she won’t stop.
🍺she is grateful everday that she has someone like you by her side. You make this girl so happy and loved.
Lisanna Strauss
🦋like her sister she’s such a cutie
🦋she so easy to fluster even if you say “I love you” she’ll turn red and giggle
🦋she gets so annoyed when people mention that she had crush on Natsu in front of you which isn’t true and tells you that
🦋the two of you definitely own a pet together
🦋she also a caretaker where if you got hurt she’ll heal your wounds and stay with you for the night
🦋she asks Mirajane for help to plan out your dates.
🦋she gives you stuffed animal plushies to remember her since she shifts into them.
🦋she gives you kisses like every second of the day. she’ll cling onto you especially coming back from a mission.
🦋Lisanna loves being with you so much she invites you over to her apartment where you two stay in and cuddle all night
🦋she’s the youngest out the Strauss family so don’t break her heart or you’ll have to deal with the older Strauss siblings
Lucy Heartfilia
🔑 Lucy is a silly girl who loves to write and go on adventures.
🔑she’s def the girlfriend that writes you love poems about you.
🔑she always kisses your cheek either randomly or when she sees you or goes on a mission
🔑if you do something in front of her team their going to tease her to death especially Natsu and Happy until they get punched
🔑Lucy would always think about when she’s on missions and occasionally plans dates to when she comes back from the mission to make it up to you
🔑your always at her apartment and when you two have a romantic time sometimes her team would interrupt you and she gets mad but you find it funny
🔑this girl would give a Lucy kick to anyone who talks poorly about you
🔑she is the jealous type as well just doesn’t show it but later she’ll cling to you
🔑she has introduced her celestial spirits to you especially Aquarius, she was so surprised that Lucy got a soulmate but she actually…approved the relationship therefore for Loki and Taurus they weren’t happy but got over it but it did take a bit of time
🔑she’s such a sweetheart shower her with kisses she deserves it
#fairytail#fairy tail#fairy tail x reader#fairy tail x you#fairy tail headcanons#fairy tail lucy#fairy tail cana#fairy tail lisanna#Lucy#Cana#Lisanna#lucy heartfilia#cana alberona#lisanna strauss#lucy x reader#cana x reader#lisanna x reader#lucy heartfilia x reader#cana alberona x reader#lisanna strauss x reader#Lucy heartfilia headcanons#cana alberona headcanons#lisanna strauss headcanons
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you ever seem those videos of people falling asleep cuddled up with a baby calf? I feel like price would've caught reader like that a handful of times, or a calf trailing after her as she does something random on the ranch
thanks for listening to my tipsy ass ramble btw
you're welcome! i'm barely trying to get tipsy.
and i have not, but price the type to def shake reader awake and tell her to go nap in his home. preferably his bed because it's warm and comfy :)
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24 | shit
series m.list
note: you guys all knew this was coming right? ... the end is near... please forgive me for the upcoming slight angst/frustering times to come lol </3 we must go through them for the sweetest ending ever !!! i rlly said: UPDATE UPDATE UPDAYSYEJSJ. i’ll be closing the taglist by next ch ,, so this is your last chance to be added! thank you guys for reading,, i hope you enj this ch as much as i enj writing it 🤣 it was def a ✨moment ✨
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warnings: smut !! yoongi fingers oc ,, squirts ,, baby dirty talk & almost fucking :)
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The party tonight is packed with so many bodies and faces you could care less about.
All you care about it Yoongi.
You’ve only been here 40 minutes before him yet it feels like 40 minutes too long.
It started off innocent.
It was just you laughing along to their jokes and genuinely sharing about your life.. Then you felt the buzz of alcohol kick in and suddenly someone’s body was pushing onto yours. You blink and find Yoongi shoving someone to the wall and yelling in his face. Everyone begins to crowd around and cheer as you slip your way in between the two and beg Yoongi to take a step back.
His furious eyes soften when you say, “Yoongi, I’m here. You wouldn’t hurt me, right?”
No.
Of course, he wouldn’t.
Yoongi drops his fists and uncurls them. You gesture at him to take deep breaths with you.. Even tipsy, you were still such a preschool teacher. It warmed his heart but also angers it. How could you be so patient even in times like these? Times where a warning shove and spiteful words should be exchanged for the sake of your respect.
He doesn’t know what to do. He breathes in from his nose and sharply exhales in a pissed-off manner. “He deserves this.”
“You don’t,” you promise him. It’s painfully true. Yoongi doesn’t deserve to go through such angry emotions that clog up his relationship with you. Contrary, you don’t deserve to feel this uncomfortable between the two. “... I don’t deserve this.”
It’s then that Yoongi realizes how many eyes are on you three. How childish and immature everything has quickly become. You aren’t even his girlfriend and you already have him acting as if he’d kill for you… Which, let’s be clear; he would.
“Take a breather,” you beg him before swiftly turning away to check up on the guy he pushed.
Before you can say anything else or even check on Yoongi; he’s already halfway gone upstairs. You huff and turn to the guy whose name you can’t even remember.
“Look at what you did,” you mutter to the guy who is still trying to catch his breath. “You made my boyfriend upset.”
By the time Yoongi finds himself in the bathroom, he locks the door and sighs heavily. His head is spinning, not knowing if he’s in the wrong or in the right. He doesn’t know what he’s doing anymore. If it’s not about you or for you—what is he doing? These days, it’s all about you.
Everything aches.
His heart, his head, and his knuckles all ache. His knuckles are a little red already but there are no cuts. Opening and closing his hands, he rolls his wrists to check on them. They feel a little tight but he’ll get over it.
Yoongi leans towards the sink, turns on the tap, and splashes his face with the running cold water. It refreshes him instantly and calms his boiling blood. Turning the tap off, he lifts his head and stares at himself in the mirror.
How did he get here?
Just a few months ago, you were the one chasing him. You were the one flooding his phone with random updates and thoughts. You were the one showing up to his practices. You were ignoring the swimmers and now—now you’re all they can look at. Now you entertain them and it hurts because you’re allowed to.
You’re not his.
You don’t even flirt with them! Yoongi knows you well enough and is confident that you could never do such a thing to him… It’s just the fact that it’s not you that he can’t trust; it’s them. It’s their impulsive thoughts and greediness that Yoongi is well aware of. Why? Because he has a dick too.
Because he likes you too.
Because maybe, deep down, Yoongi knows he’s just like them.
Just as Yoongi begins to dig into his thoughts more, they are interrupted by the sound of your aggressive knocking.
“Aki, it’s me,” your frail voice calls out for him. “Let me in, please..”
And just like that, Yoongi folds.
He takes a step towards the door but hesitates as his hand wraps around the door knob. Yoongi wonders if this is the best state for you to see him in right now. He’s so confused and consumed in his own feelings—could he see yours? Could he consider yours? Could he be yours?
He wonders for a minute.
You, on the other side, bite your tongue and hope he’ll let you in.
Just as you’re about to knock again, the door swings open and you feel him grab onto your wrist and pull you inside. You yelp at the quick movement. You’ve sobered up by now, fully aware of the tension and happenings. You weren’t that tipsy anyway.
“Why’d you storm off like that?”
“You told me to leave,” he snickers.
It’s partly his fault. He listened too quickly to you. Usually, he’d stay. He’s not the type to leave a fight he starts.
You shake your head to oppose his comment. “I asked you to take a breather.”
Yoongi shrugs. “Same shit… Why’d you follow me?”
“You left me.”
His shoulders drop and his eyebrows knit together in concern. He didn’t realize he left you with the same guys he was fighting off your body.
Idiot.
He’s such an idiot!
“Are you okay?” you ask him, quickly noticing the irritated look on his face.
He’s leaning against the wall, just staring at you. You’re against the sink, tilting your head at him. You’ve never seen Yoongi look this… Small? He looks so unsure. He looks so needy and just so… You don’t know. This is the first time Yoongi has ever looked at you like this.
This is the first time Yoongi looks at you like he needs you.
He moves closer to you. You straighten your posture and secretly inhale his scent. Nothing beats being close to him. You wish it could be like this all the time. How every part of him takes over you and just becomes a part of you… You wish this could last forever.
“I hate that shit,” he begins, voice already so fragile. You look into his eyes, chasing them for some sign of calm. Instead, all you see is a blurry chaos. In his eyes, you see so much desperation, devastation, and disappointment. It makes your stomach turn and you aren’t sure if it’s in a good or bad way. “I hate that they feel entitled to you. I hate myself sometimes because I feel entitled to you. I hate—”
“I’m yours,” you blurt, cupping his cheeks and pulling him close. “You’re allowed to feel entitled to me. I get it. I feel entitled to you too.”
He rolls his eyes, unable to stop his pettiness from arising. “Whatever. Shouldn’t you be with your boyfriend?” Yoongi remarks the swimmers downstairs. God, when will they ever leave you alone?
“I’m pretty sure I am with him,” you tease.
Yoongi blushes and fails to hide it. “... Okay.”
“Okay?”
Biting his lip, he pulls away from you. “H-how do you do that? How do you piss me off and then pull me back in the moment you open your annoying mouth and say the dumbest shit—”
“You’re clearly upset,” you interrupt him. You hop on top of the sink counter and cross your arms. Offering him a sympathetic look, you ask, “do you want to regulate your emotions? Are you in the green zone, blue zone, yellow—”
“I’m not a child, ___.”
You laugh at him. “Then stop acting like one!”
“I am not your preschool student. I’m a fucking pissed-off boyfriend—”
“Mhmm?” you catch him in the heat of the moment. “What was that?”
Yoongi pauses and clears his throat. Did he just say that? Fuck. He hates that he has to correct himself. “... Eventually your boyfriend.”
“Mhmm.”
“Mhmm?” Yoongi glares at you. All this tension for you to be fucking around with him like this? Two can play this game.
Yoongi then comes back to you. Closing in on you, you spread your legs for him to fit in between. He snakes his arms around you, making you arch your back. Tonight, you’re wearing one of his favourite skirts. It’s a white pleaded one and it makes you look so angelic. He’s always wanted to do this. He’s always wanted to shove himself up your pretty little skirt and ruin you.
Thank god for your annoying little mouth.
It gives him an in.
He leans in, resting his forehead against yours. You breathe heavily, taking in his scent once again. Before you know it, you feel his hands travel to your thighs and his index fingers twirl the thin fabric of your flimsy skirt.
“You’re mine?” Yoongi asks you, “prove it to me.”
You nod, eyes locking with his. Shifting to get more comfortable, you let him scrunch up your skirt to your stomach. Helping him, you put your hand over his and hold your own skirt up. Yoongi smirks at your obedience and tilts his head cockily.
You aren’t sure if it’s the slight buzz or the fact that your absolutely throbbing waiting for him to do something... But you give in. How could you not?
“Good girl,” he whimpers before dipping low to kiss your lips.
Your lips melt onto his so easily.
Just as sweet as the first, Yoongi takes his time sucking on your tongue and dragging the kiss intensity. It’s so wet and lewd, you practically feel his boner breaking through his jeans. As he kisses you, his lips travel down to your neck and your collarbone. Throwing your head back, you lift your other hand and place it on top of his bulge.
“Fuck,” Yoongi struggles to keep it together. He sucks on your neck, letting your soft moans encourage him to leave a big hickey. He loves the way your hands rub him and how small they feel against him. Soon, your hands travel under his shirt and then around his arms.
When he’s done leaving a mark, you hiss at the touch of his thumb rubbing against your panty. You two quickly exchange looks before you bite your lip and nod at him slowly. He takes this sign and finds the hem of your underwear to pull them down not even a second later. Scrunching your underwear in his hands, he places them beside you.
You let him push on your stomach for a moment, causing you to lean against the mirror. In this position, he gets a clearer view of your pussy. Yet, he doesn’t look at it just yet. Instead, he tugs on the hem of your shirt.
“Take it off,” he commands you. You shake your head teasingly. “Why not?”
“You didn’t say please.”
“You’re fucking insane,” Yoongi cries. “I hate you.”
You giggle in response. “I’m waiting—”
“Please let me see your tits, ace.”
You shrug. “Why?”
Yoongi’s shoulders drop, unamused by your behaviour. He huffs, “hey, how long do you think I have before my dick explodes?”
Laughing, you playfully shove him. He sticks his tongue out at you and pulls away. You frown as he pushes your legs together and turns his back on you. About to leave, he suddenly gets hit on the head with your bra.
Did you just fling your bra at him?
Turning around, he’s greeted by your bare breast. You pout and pat your lap. “Come back. I’ll be good, aki.”
Yoongi nods, eyes closed with a tired expression. “Fine.”
You gasp at his reaction but quickly forget the negative feeling as he cups your breast with his veiny hands. Spreading your legs again, he takes his place in between them. There, he buries his face into your boobs and licks them.
You moan.
“Argh, g-get on with it,” you whine.
Yoongi blinks. “Say please.”
You’re dumbfounded and Yoongi feels awfully prideful.
“I’m waiting.”
“P-please,” you choke, reaching for him. He lets you touch him. “I’ll be good.”
Yoongi takes your word for it.
You two pick it up from where you left off. He bows his head and then spits on your pussy. Your breath hitches, feeling his saliva run down your folds. Yoongi wastes no time, dragging his thumb to massage his spit in.
The bathroom is filled with heavy breath exchanges as he begins to stick his fingers inside you. There’s no warning and you can’t lie; it felt a little discomforting in the beginning. His fingers at long and thick, ultimately making you need a little time to adjust to the stretch and burn. Once you get used to it, it’s completely pleasurable.
It feels so good—so rewarding.
He knows exactly what he’s doing too.. Watching every little reaction from you and feeding off his skill of being a quick learner. He notices what you like best and how squeezing your breasts every so often adds to your experience.
Circulating inside you, he pumps them in and out. His speed is exactly what it needs to be at the moment. Meanwhile, his ego continues to skyrocket from your whimpering and gasps. Yoongi curls his fingers inside you and looks up to watch your facial expression. Your eyes roll back and flutter to fixate on his lips. Your eyebrows furrow in concentration; completely getting lost in the sensualness.
Yoongi fingers you deep and fast. It gets more and more intense and before you know it, you’re uttering his name. “Y-Yoongiii,” you sob. “I’m g-gonna—nghh!”
He pulls out his fingers when he feels your walls tighten. Instantly, he slaps your pussy and sneaks in a few rubs against your clit. Before you know it, you wince at the sudden relief of release.
You squirt.
Yoongi takes so much pride in this. He moans, leaning against your forehead again and watching your stomach twitch. Followed by that, your breasts bounce from the overdrive. Your lips have become puffy from all the kissing and lip-biting. There’s so much sweat between you two and he can’t help but love how sticky everything feels.
He pauses, letting you catch your breath. After a moment of silence, you sit up and pull him towards you. Without exchanging words, you unbutton and unzip his pants. His boxers cover his length and it makes you so much more hungry and desperate.
As you peel off his boxers, Yoongi breathes; “do you really want me to fuck you in a bathroom?”
You blink at him.
“W-what? Why not?”
He shrugs, watching you take his dick out. You pump him and run your thumb across his angry tip. Yoongi’s body shivers and he can’t help but mutter your name.
“Fuck, ___.”
You smile, loving the way he reacts to your touch. Even if you feel a little exhausted from your turn; you couldn’t miss this. You refuse to.
He moves close to you and stretches your folds. Then, he places himself in between them and shares one final look with you before he brushes his dick up and down your entrance.
“Don’t tease,” you beg. “You’ve done that enough today.”
He chuckles at your desperation and feels his heart clench. “Whatever you want, ace. You have it. You have me. I’m yours.”
With that, you reach up to kiss him. As you two kiss, and just as he’s about to push himself, knocks abruptly interfere.
You two turn to the door and watch the door knob shake. Yoongi pulls away, tucking himself back in. You reach to your side and put on your underwear and bra. Fixing yourselves up, you two sigh at the sound of Jimin’s voice on the other side.
“Yoongi, you fucked up one of our swimmer’s shoulders! He can’t compete at our next meet! I hope ___ blue balls you, you bitch! I won’t let you two fuck because of this!”
After that, Jimin continues to yell and knock on the door. Yoongi groans, hating his friend more than ever. Looking back at you, he watches you compose yourself. You fix your hair, adjust your clothes, and catch your breath.
He offers his hand and helps you off the sink counter. Your legs still feel a little weak, so you stumble. Yoongi catches you before you can fall and holds you tight. You thank him for helping you and clear your throat to break the awkwardness.
“You sober now?” Yoongi’s voice is dry. He feels a little parched and imagines you feel the same.
“... Y-yeah,” you nod, snapping back to reality. “Thanks f-for that. W-we should head out… Jimin probably wants to talk to you anyway, so I’ll head out first—”
Yoongi catches your arm and holds you still. “No goodbye kiss?”
Your eyes widen.
After all of that, he still wants to pull this kind of bullshit? You can’t help but feel it to be endearing though. Giving in, you quickly kiss him on the lips, unlock the door, and push past Jimin.
Jimin glares at Yoongi and shoves him. “Bro, you fucked up one of the sperms shoulders! I fucking hate you—”
Yoongi stands in the bathroom, watching you leave. He can’t hear anything Jimin has to say and honestly? It doesn’t matter to him right now. All that matters is you..
Yoongi doesn’t even know where you’re going, but he is sure to follow soon enough.
There’s no easy way to describe how he feels about you. How intensely he yearns for your attention or how much it aches to be yours for a moment and then left in the dust the next.
It bothers him so much to watch you walk away… It’s a sight he can’t seem to swallow. Instead of fighting what he thinks this is; Yoongi gives in to the very thought that has been running through his mind since the very first moment you stepped into his life.
“I think I love her.” Yoongi confides to Jimin.
“No shit...” Jimin responds, sighing in defeat as he lets Yoongi slip through the door and follow you into the crowd.
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Okay, so picture this:
You’re out on the town with your friends, it’s a late night of bar hopping in a city you’ve never been before. Tonight is your last one there, so they insist on making the most of it well into the early hours of the morning. You find yourselves in an old historic part of town and are drawn by the energy of a storefront, somehow still open at this late hour. Your friends are caught up in themselves, sharing jokes with tipsy laughter as you enter the door alone, greeted by an old woman. In your drunken unfilteredness, you spill everything to her: why you’re on this trip, why you sometimes feel unlucky in love, how you’ve been pining after this man, but for some reason he doesn’t seem to notice. She offers you some tea, it would be rude to turn down her hospitality, but she’s got a twinkle in her eye. She’s actually a witch doctor who can make potions to grant your wish of not being alone anymore. She can make the man you want, want you back, or at least give them that extra push (bc they def already have feelings, just don’t show it and try to shove them down). When you return home, having forgotten about your drunken encounters, you’re confused as to why this man is all over you. Is it:
work rival Steve, childhood friend Ransom, or neighbor Andy ?
okay okay okay 👀 let's think
Why would we pin after a work rival? I mean, I get that it's Steve and it's reason enough. Valid point. Are we like serious rivals? Enemies about to become lovers? Is there heat and threats and unresolved sexual tension?
Ransom can be a childhood friend, but is he worthy of pinning? He's handsome, but also a spoiled asshole who treats his staff poorly. I suppose he's good to us and maybe even spoils us a bit. He's definitely cozy to snuggle up with on autumn evenings, watching movies.
Is the gloomy neighbor Andy a just widowed/divorced hermit, who gives charming smiles, but keeps to himself? Does that intrigue us? Do we want to make him smile more often and imagine ourselves as fixing his broken heart?
🤔🤔🤔
I don't see myself pining after Ransom 😜 I would find him hot and want to fuck him, but for me he's not a type to be crushing on. At least not for the adult me. My teenage self could probably fall for the smart but cunt appeal.
So I'm left with neighbor Andy and rival coworker Steve...
Who am I kidding, we all know who I'm going to choose! BUT let me tell you, it wasn't just because he's Steve. It was the fact he was given the enemies to lovers sort of trope and lots of tension that just begs to be resolved. And yes, I can see myself having some fixation on a man that is hot, but also challenges me on an intellectual level and understands the value of our work, is possibly admirable in his field, too.
#bigtreefest#thank you for sending this!#I'm living in constant fear of you guys getting bored of sending me things#because 80% of the time I pick steve lol
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Gregor ID/EGO HCs? 👀
OH MAN IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS....an excuse to ramble abt my fixation and biggest predcrush. i'll keep them under the cut for courtesy's sake
Identities Liu Greg- A relaxed, lazy kind of pred. Pretty open about eating people and welcomes willing meals, letting them climb right into his mouth! It gets him out of work for a while, so he'll take any opportunity to do so. His insides run hotter than the other IDs, so swallowed prey get tired out fast. Chef Greg- We all know him. The guy that eats people cannibal-style. I won't linger on him for too long but he's very much so a more uncaring pred, he has none of his original self's reserved and worried nature. Cares mostly about the flavor of the prey above all else and doesn't give them too much attention after they're ingested unless they're fighty. Rosespanner Greg- The workaholic who needs to be stopped and reminded to eat constantly. You might have to feed yourself to him just to get him to eat! His job puts him under a lot of stress, so eating probably helps relax him and he loosens up once he's full. Definitely appreciates a good belly massage after a long day of work for the office. Kurokumo Greg- Loves to tease! Since he's near constantly kinda tipsy he teases his prey a lot and is pretty physically affectionate with them. Also has a habit of feeding/stuffing his prey beforehand and drinking over them afterwards...hope you don't mind alcohol and snacks joining you! Despite the aloof attitude, he doesn't forget that he's eaten someone and is rather attentive to them even if he won't tell someone else he's eaten someone. G Corp Greg- Aware, but not really ashamed of his buggy parts. He's a more eager pred compared to his normal stuff and is very attentive towards his prey. He will do anything they ask of them without question and seeks to make sure they're as comfortable as possible with them! He would eat someone to protect them if instructed to as well. Zwei Greg- One of my favorites!! A pure protective pred that's a bit shy and reserved about the more...involved protection requests, but he's serious about keeping his swallowed prey safe. He checks in pretty frequently to make sure they're fine...while also taking longer routes to maximize time spent with his charge. Twinhooks Greg- Another one of my faves. Just as teasy as Kurokumo but with a bit more menace. Willing to play rough with his prey and is def more of a fearplay kinda guy, he likes watching and feeling his prey squirm. I think he definitely has a softer side with his favorite prey though, and likes to fawn over them. Edgar Greg- Probably the most reluctant one there is, he's sickly and won't eat anyone without a lot of convincing first. He's always tense on the inside- he's concerned he might hurt his swallowed prey and won't really loosen up until he gets some internal TLC. He really needs the rest and care, though....
E.G.O Legerdemain Greg- Honestly I have the weakest hcs for this one bc it's a starter ego from a kinda weird abno...but if I had to guess he's a tricky sort! Legerdemain transfers to sleight of hand basically, so he would be the type to use wordplay and tricks to get potential prey down his gullet.... Lantern Greg- VERY clingy. Won't let prey go once they're in his grasp and enjoys holding onto them in his stomach for a while. Likes to fawn over his prey and talk to them a lot while they're inside and keeps them entertained by telling them stories! AEDD Greg- Slightly driven by buggy instincts and sometimes gets cravings for meat, so he gobbles people up and apologizes after the fact. His internals glow because he's kinda biomechanical, but thankfully he's very soft on the inside! His arm centipede will nibble on people when he's feeling hungry, or if he likes them. Bygone Days Greg- GIVE IT UP FOR ANOTHER SAD GREGOR!! He's rather polite about it and ensures his prey's comfort during their stay inside him. He's a bit reluctant to let them go when they want out, but makes sure to take good care of them either way. Solemn Lament Greg- From my personal hcs about the abno proper, this one likes to do a lot of comfort vore. His insides muffle sound very well, so you can just focus on the sound of his heartbeat while you take a well-earned rest. I'm not sure how you feel about any digesty stuff, but I think he'd make for a great pred to do that to help you feel better and "reset" your feelings once you're back. Garden of Thorns Greg- A little bit awkward about being a pred, but it's kind of endearing. He's not subtle about wanting to eat someone and tends to surprise his prey by eating them out of nowhere (or at least, blurting out he wants to at inopportune times). His stomach's a bit snug, but the pressure isn't overwhelming. Weirdly, he smells kinda flowery.
#answered#cicada-swarm-in-a-trenchcoat#project vore#stuffing#digestion#for mentions of it#wow this was fun. i would totes do this for other sinners if anyone cared LMAO
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Surprised by JK’s ranking in territoriality (esp. given marking comments and scary demeanor), but I guess the bar is extremely high across the board LOL. How do you envision his elk hybrid type playing into his personality compared with the predatory hybrids? I could see him not being as interested in the dominance hierarchy but at the same time he can def hold his own (and he might have more lived “street smarts” than some of the other hybrids)…
It is a very high bar! I also did the ranking for how they are CURRENTLY, in later chapters no doubt things might shift and change!
I think that Jeongguk doesn't necessarily see himself as "lower" or "weaker" than the predators. Trouvaille Jeongguk has this amazing confidence and he is very sure of self. Also, his priorities are very clear to him-- he's entirely interest oriented, and dedicated to his interest and research on the paranormal. He can definitely hold his own. One thing I didn't want in Trouvaille was to have that stark difference between predators and "prey" I suppose, I wanted the "prey" species to be also have the opportunity to be strong, willful, and even a little scary. I would say the reason I ranked him so low is because as of ch. 16, he is entirely concerned with the case they're working on and his own interests. As time goes on, though, when we see him fall for Y/N, I'd rank him higher! You're right, also. Jeongguk (besides Hoseok and maaaybe Yoongi) has the best street smarts and experience with human ways of existing.
Tipsy ask Dana anything hours 🍸
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HI IM BACK idk u can call me jane doe or jane if u want i’ll probably be back a TON. hope ur doing well today!!! lighting sage and thinking of u hoping ur day is full of blessings also i Also have a ghost self insert and a cod self insert..:.. might anon send u stuff of them sometimes i Don’t have a blog atm….
ANYWAY.
more shark headcanons omo please?
SajhfdfjAJSADSJ omggg you can def use my mailbox as a home (I'll even set out some pillows and blankets for ya!) AND YAAA OMG PLS TELL ME ABT THEM, LOEV TO HEAR ABOUT YALLS CHARACTERS/SI'S
And fhgfdghdf 🥺💕😎😎
-So Shark is technically a Kortac member but was given the task of doing some infiltration work within the 141. bc/ who would expect the medic to be the rat (and also so I can have Shark sandwiched between any character heheeh) so, Shark was trying to think about how he could wriggle a bit closer to the 141 and make it seem less weird how they suddenly got a new medic despite already having some and what better way to break the ice than to melt it? Anyways, mans is having casual drinks with the lads and you know how dudes will just go out back and take a leak? Well, Shark was going to do that- until he realized he forgot his dick back in his room but, he's tipsy enough where he still thinks he can make the clear of his zipper- needless to say he fucking pisses himself (but hey, it got a few laughs and now it's a tale told the next day so, it's a win in Shark's mind)
-In general he doesn't mind popping a squat if he's forgotten his dick but, it will have to be a "If I don't pee now I will piss myself" type of scenario bc/ of how it's a bit more of a vaundurable postion to be in
-Has totally pissed himself during a mission, but he will gaslight others that he didn't piss himself, it's just someone else's bodily functions on him (this only works when you know, there is someone who got injured during the mission or if Shark was in the vicinity of other's fluids lmao)
-One to want to completely finish his work before he allows himself to pee. So sometimes someone could walk in on him, doubled over, legs crossed and bouncing in place bc/ he wants to finish the write up report (he believed that saying of "When you need to pee you work better" xD)
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Hey!!! Absolutely no worries! As someone who will also return to a work tomorrow, i will also fall behind. Don't stress yourself about cranking out one a day (i'm certainly not) Take your time and turn kinktober into kinkvember, kinkcember, or even a kinkyear by our almighty @st-danger. My kinktober is most def going to be a multi-month adventure because i work up to 16 hours a day and I'm not going to kill myself over it, and neither should you. Your writing is amazing, and I for one would love to devour it over a period of time that you're more comfortable working at. Anyway, I'm tipsy and rambling, but thank you for your writing, it's *chefs kiss*
We are suffering in work buddies tomorrow 🤝
16 hours?? That's hellish man...I only work 10 hour shifts but even that's got me drained, plus I work on a computer all day so sometimes coming home to do more typing is just so ew...not to mention the carpal tunnel-
I'm sure you know how it is sometimes, getting frustrated with yourself because you can't put things out as quickly as you'd like to, or getting annoyed because the things you make in a timely fashion aren't up to a certain standard....That annoying little writer devil in the back of my head has been a leeeetle too loud the last few weeks, and I need to learn to be a little less harsh on myself about this stuff.
But I do have the entire month planned out, with a lot of things I'd really like to write...and I'm hoping I can get my brain to do so, even if it's not on a daily schedule...
Oops now im rambling !!
Anyways - Thank you the encouragement means a hell of a lot to me, and I appreciate it so much 🥺🥺🥺
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rip gax genderbent au lmao because sadly i just type away and don't save any of the stuff i write. but its all good i can def retype since the gax brainrot is permanent ahem. im just happy i can write away gax stuff in your inbox mwah tysm.
so mixing up gax genderbent with the highschool au. think of uptight "good girl" georgie who is the head of student council but will absolutely get into a verbal smack down with a teacher if she gets below an A on a paper for which she knows she deserves more for. georgie whose skirts are always perfectly knee length but definitely likes showing off those long golden legs during track and field practice. georgie who always wants and tries to make her parents proud (brocedes ofc sorry pt 2) but goes out of her way to terrorise an embarrass her younger brother lando especially in front of his new shy but adorable australian gf. little miss perfect who always toes at the line of rebellion and mischief without ever truly crossing it. that is until she chooses to completely erase it when she began dating her "sworn enemy" and resident bad boy max fucking verstappen. no one had seen that one coming. - xoxo angst anon
(max who is a secret nerd on honour roll and follows a strict curfew, he just likes leather jackets and street racing okay, leave him alone he's just a baby)
And you are forever free to write whatever gax brainrot comes to mind in my asks cause I love reading it. thnx u for perfectly retyping this mwah 😚
But George and Lando would be the most amazing sibling pairing. They would just be insults and arguing 24/7 and would very much make it all of their friends problems. God and with brocedes as parents. Worlds most chaotic family. Lando would definetlget paired up with Oscar for some class project and fall so hard so quickly not realizing that Georgie mentors her for like student council or something
God Georgie being that overachiever in school who’s just doing everything somehow. Student council president, top of her classes, tutors other kids. She’s always problem dressed. They would go to the most lax private academy and she would still show up to dressed like there was an official uniform with her skirt past her knees and her hair always slicked back in her neat high ponytail.
Versus bad boy Max with his leather jackets and expensive car. Who always getting in trouble with teachers for his rather blunt attitude and seems like he constantly late and never paying attention yet he’s still getting similar (and sometimes better) grades than Georgie and is in all honors classes.
Just fully back to the trashy romance book I read when I was younger 😩 He’s her little brother best friend and they argue constantly. And he just sees through her little miss perfect act so easily (Max is most definitely dragging a tipsy George off a countertop during a party i don’t make the rules)
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diaaa, I feel like I'm always firm w my ideas i send and like always resonate with them, but for this one, idk if it like rlly makes sense 😭😭😭 (probably bcoz im kinda tipsy, but you'll understand, hopefully) (bcoz idk if it fits jake or jay more 😭)
so, it all started when I saw a tiktok abt when miss princess meets Mr "ill spoil you even more than anyone". and I think?! it was like a shifting acc or sum idek 😭 but it was talking abt jake... so I thought to transport those ideas here !
the reason why I'm kinda uncertain abt this is cuz like we always see as jay spoiling mila, like buying her stuff, cooking for her etc, but I rlly wanted to solely project this "prompt" kinda w jake, as the original user intended to.
so here's my kinda interpretation of it:
I feel like as much as jay spoils her "money-wise" (and ofc every-wise), Jake is kinda the type to do it randomly ?! like idk how to explain it, but its not like jay where it comes '"naturally" if yk what I mean 😭😭
also see Jake not doing it money-wise, and more in other aspects. id see him carrying mila for no absolute reason, like babes she can walk 😭😭😭 ofc mila deserves it tho 🥰
and then, maybe if the other hyung like members, maybe jay is like stern w her cuz she's not eating properly or smth like that, Jake's definitely 100% the type to go behind their backs and give her that thing. (like chocolate or smth) JAKE WILL SNEAK MILA OUT of the dorms as if they're hiding their relationship even though they're not ?????
OOHH AND TAKINH HER OUT LATE AT NIGHT, EVEN IF IT ANNOYS THE OTHER MEMBERS 😿 like bros probably taking her out for dessert A LOT, EVEN MORE if he knows she's dieting (she doesn't need it :] )
also bro probably has a one-sided competition w jay to spoil her the most 😭😭😭 he probably religiously asks mila when she's getting her nails done, and then sends her design ideas and money.
princess treatment ON TOP ‼‼‼ and jts not even like smth major that he does yk, even the small things, like opening the door for mila, opening her drinks, helping her w the smallest things ! just bcoz he wants to be around her
but, there is just ONEEE scenario where the princess treatment may falter, and that's when Jake's gaming. like yes hes still aware of mila, happy to see her, even okay if she sits on his lap, but then she better sit still. bcoz then he'll be like 😦🥺
also all the credit goes to the og tiktok user who came up w this prompt, I'm just using the prompt to project my ideas in relation to jake and mila !
WAIT STOP bc i feel like jake defs fits the spoiling agenda bc like have you seen him with the maknae line?? fr ppl always talk about Jay spoiling but jake will always be the silent hero of the show ✨✨
is defs the the type who will complain whenever she tells him she wants to go somewhere, bc like “why can’t you go with one of the others” but literally will always en duo accompanying her, even if he’d rather be at home 🌸🌸 with jay, he can usually cook, so Mila doesn’t rlly go out to restaurants with him often (unless it’s for a special occasion), but with jake it’s defs a must for them to be going somewhere to eat especially when they go out ✨✨ but you’re so right… even tho jay is rlly soft for Mila, he’s the one who tends to scold her the most like the responsible bf he is, but jake is gonna use that chance to get brownie points 😆😆 defs is the type to be like “hers some money” or “here’s my card” and Mila is like “wtf” bc it’s not like she broke or anything but it’s just bc Jake likes when she brags about what she buys using his money 😼😼
no that’s so true like don’t get in the way of jake and his games 😆 would defs be like “hold up, soon I promise” but takes five hours before he finally puts down the controller or gets up form the computer chair ☹️☹️
i see jake as the kind of in between of jay and sunghoon, where he either spoils her or makes fun of her/manhandles to out of her like she’s one of the boys and there’s no in between 🤧🤧 but yess thanks to the person who made the TikTok!! 🎀 and thank you for dropping by to leave this in my inbox!! reading about your ideas always makes me happy 💟💟💟💟
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my dear friend ive been thinking of you talking about having self hatred blinders on with your trip and it really resonated with me like yeah thats exactly what im dealing with rn and trying to pry them off myself but still struggling with it even as im aware of it, i was wondering if u had any tips for moving forward and out of that kind of self hate and trauma fueled horse blinders mindset (aside from yknow. general healing and unpacking it all). no rush or pressure for replying i was just wanting to pick ur brain a little about it ily i hope ur day is going well
Hi Rey, my friend Rey! Thanks so much for being patient with my reply. I wanted to really sit down and give you a good proper answer here so I reviewed the Ancient Texts (my old journal entries). One thing that really helps for me dealing with the trauma self hatred blinders is the feeling that I owe it to myself to be confident. I think of sad little child me and how I know she wanted to be confident and accepted. And when I think of how others made me feel this hatred and that it's not a natural state. That my natural state was happy even if it was short lived, that i deserve to return back to that state.
Now thats easy said but very much not easily done. I still have moments where I realize after the fact i was isolating and falling into bad habits. Like when I was abroad i remember once the guy sitting next to me said hi to me outside of the school gate and was inviting me in to come talk with everyone and i literally ran away and tripped down a flight of stairs where no one saw me, cried, and dragged my bloody knee to a pharmacy to buy a bandaid and no one batted an eye. At that moment i felt like what just happened was proof that I was awful and no one cared about me. But in hindsight that wasn't true. Those people were inviting me in and i ran away. And i wasnt a bad person for that! i just had a lot of trauma and needed some grace and time to process it!
And it took me around 3 months to muster up the courage to try again. And I mustered it a couple of ways. One of my very bad traits that I'm working on is judging others. I remember there was this guy that took the same bus as me, that had such an obnoxious Australian accent and was so Caucasian and had the audacity to just talk to anyone. And I haaaated him. But like, one day it clicked while i was being a hater, this dude legit did not know or care who i was. he had friends and did so many things i wish i could've done. I stopped seeing him but soon a similar guy appeared that was of the same type of person, and one day I talked to him. And it didnt amount to much. But it helped me get over that block. Because if i was gonna spend all that time disliking him, i wanted him to at least know who the hell i was. at least once. Not for external validation, for me. And I feel like sometimes having that awkward, scary conversation can really help.
In terms of processing and healing I really love physical journaling. It doesn't need to be fancy or coherent, but writing it down, especially before bed helps me really process whatever things are weighing me down. I like to get it out right before bed so i can go to bed with a clear mind and not have the 3am lying in bed spiral. And def try to gauge what things you can unpack and resolve with a session otherwise it can leave you worse off.
One thing that helps for me that may not work for you or others given your health situation. I think a casual low intensity amount of drinking with friends or at a bar in a safe space helps. For me being just a little tipsy makes me put my guard down and connect with others and gain confidence from small, low commitment, one off interactions with strangers. This can also be replicated Non alcoholic/substancy in like a cafe, library patio, or community setting. If you're able to find somewhere accessible to you and be a regular and say hi, get some low level interaction. When I came back home from Taiwan I made it a habit to try and say hi to people when i went for walks and just get comfortable doing that. Or I'd make small talk with checkout clerks at the grocery store and juat add a comment in. Like sometimes I'd just rehearse saying something about the weather or the week or idk, anything. And just whip it out of your back pocket. Sometimes it'll land, sometimes it wont.
Hope this is at least somewhat helpful! you've got this, we're in this together^^
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hi hello me again!
nsfw/smut emoji prompts (i hope i'm doing it right?):
🙈 🎤 🍷 💌 for larissa <3
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hi hello!!!! thank you for indulging me and sending me an askkkk!! <3
🙈 something they’re shy about asking for
i feel she wouldn't be very shy when it comes to sex, like maybe a bit in the beginning of the relationship but i feel like she'd get over that pretty quick lol. i think she gets into her head for like a sec but then she's like uh actually i don't care that much sooooo, give momma what she wants hahahahhah. i have an idea that sort of relates to this for the newest fic tho, but you shall see it when i write it :)))))) she's gonna be like uhhh, hope this isn't weird but i really wanna do this. ALSO i feel like she'd be the type of person who'd find embarrassment kinda hot, her own and her partner's alike -- so if she was shy about asking for something it would kinda turn her on even more if that makes sense. like forbidden things and guilty pleasures would kinda be her jam i think. i don't think she'd be that extravagant like, kink wise, but she'd get creative with vanilla stuff i feel
🎤 how loud they are
i think she'd make pornstar level sounds once she really got into it lol. maybe not like immediately but if you find Which Buttons To Press she'd be loooud
🍷 tipsy sex headcanon
i have a headcanon that she gets kinda slutty and flirty when she drinks lol. idk like she'd just find it easier to make the first move when tipsy bc i feel all thoughts would just leave her brain and she'd be in Slut Mode ahahahha. but i don't think she'd be that way with just anyone like she'd have to want you before she even put herself in that sort of situation. i don't think she'd be more likely to sleep with someone she isn't interested in while sober as well. she'd just be like uhm, yeah, no.
she'd be into tipsy sex tho! :)
💌 sending/receiving nudes headcanon
i feel like she'd like to receive a nude, but being like in her 40s (i think she'd have a bit of an unconscious "technology is evil" mindset) and like working at a school i feel like she'd be super super careful about pictures of herself or her partner just like. Existing anywhere aahaha. i don't think she'd be very into sending nudes. i think she's a bit of a boomer when it comes to technology and she would def struggle with taking a decent nude lol the angles would frustrate her. she'd maybe send a tasteful boob pic or something (no face on the photo in case it ever Gets Out anywhere), but nothing too explicit, she'd feel kinda weird about it. you'll see it when you see it. it's a privilege to see her. keep the anticipation high :))))
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Not sure if it’s too late to send these in but for the valentines headcannons maybe some for Ectoloder and Midnight x Snipe
I do actually have an Ectoloader story I wanted to get finished for valentines, slightly more on the spicy side compared to my usual fluffy/wholesome writing, but haven't had time lately and also in general just a bit shy of posting it. I'll upload it to my A03 once it's done!
Anyway onto headcannons
For Ecto and Higari I imagine they like a dinner in, they wouldn't mind a dinner out but with them being heroes and teachers their schedules are busy, so after a long days work they're often too tired to get dressed out to go out to eat. Higari isn't a huge fan of fancy restaurants, so if they where to go out to eat I imagine they'd aim for something in the middle: nothing too fancy, but fancy enough to make it special. Gift wise Ecto will always be grateful for sweets and Higari knows what type of chocolates he likes. Higari only really likes dark chocolate, but he leans more towards stationary bits - stuff he can put on his desk in the support course studio that will remind him of Ecto while he works
When they return home Ecto might be able to convince Higari to join him in some goofy/tipsy dancing to some tunes on the radio, before they end up crashing into bed and snoozing in till the late hours of the morning
Midnight and Snipe are a different story: Midnight is somebody who likes attention, likes to make a show and keep people captivated, being a very flashy character she naturally enjoys flashy, luxurious things, including treating herself out for food. She also tends to idolize romance a little so I feel like Snipe would feel like he would have to treat her out, not that he wouldn't of course! Snipe drinks his I respect women juice regularly so he probably books a table at a restaurant in advance before the day itself rolls around. Midnight is all over him in the days leading up to Valentines day, her flirting is basically maxed out and - despite thinking how he's gotten used to her tactics - Snipe every time ends up a stammering flustered mess
Gift wise Snipe def goes for a bouquet of roses and a piece of jewellery, maybe a fancy perfume he knew Midnight liked. While Snipe respects women he tends to stick with traditional valentines gifts out of nerves cuz "Ya can't go wrong with classics". I imagine Midnight would be the type to gift Snipe some clothes or something, maybe a new pair of fancy boots since she knows Snipe pretty much only wears boots and maybe some skin cream - since Snipe wears a mask as part of his hero costume sometimes the skin of his face can get a bit dry, he actually has a great skin care routine which Midnight is all to happy to recommend him beauty products to him, but she takes notes of the ones Snipe seems to like
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