#def evy vibes

[rudjedet]

No harm ever came from reading a book dot jpg

[thatsgonnaleaveamark]

Character tag game

thanks for the tag @deepwoundsandfadedscars!!

rules: pick four of your favorite characters from four pieces of media and let your tumblr people decide which one most suits your vibe

(four is way not enough, i have so many faves that i don't talk about too and people might not know them so this might be tricky, but yeah heres just some random faves ig lol)

ahh i dont know who to tag so consider yourself tagged if you want to to this! (even if weve never interacted at all, do it!)

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow along with joe and his fiancée evie as they go through his football career.

* face claim is yasmin quintana*

series masterlist.

evie

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evie: did some cowgirl shit

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millyg: yee frickin haw

> evie: bitches 🤠

user: NO WAY IS IT HAPPENING????

user: i was hoping this thing would get called off

joeyb_9: guess i better saddle up.

> evie: i’m coming home to you cowboy. 😉

user: no wait this is so cute

user: not ev in her cowgirl era

> evie: i fear it may be permanent

user: i cannot comprehend that you guys are so in love your getting married….

> user: wym you can’t comprehend it?? they’ve been together for like 7 years and are clearly very happy?

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: locked in #TeamBose

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user: this hairstyle is the best

user: ev is so lucky

> evie: like it truly doesn’t get better than this.

user: this is giving major top gun vibes

evie: i’m locked in on you. 🤪💗

> joeyb_9: 🌽

user: yalllll this man!

used: if you need consoling after this tough season hit my line

> evie: aw. i might take you up on that offer

> user: if there’s one things ev is going to do it’s make sure errrrrbody know joe is HER man

> user: no like its giving *insecure*

evie

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evie: my mood for the foreseeable future..

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user: angel girl

user: she’s a stunnnnna

lahjay10_: if joe ain’t bring some of those cookies tomorrow we may have a problem

> evie: only the best for you jay

user: a ray of sunshine

joeyb_9: photo by me, socks from my closet, cookies homemade, your smile out of this world.

> evie: the man that you are…

user: i don’t know if im rooting for you or not

user: this doesn’t seem like lifestyles of the rich and famous

> evie: you’re looking in the wrong place for that content

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: my hands don’t look small here

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user: delete this my girl has ig

bengals: caption 🤌

user: you remember what them haters had to say

evie: let’s put them to good use. 😉

> user: EV! it’s too early to be spicy in the comments!

> user: nooo she’s getting some of that BDJ 🤣

user: i wasn’t prepared for this today

user: GOODNESS GRACIOUS

evie

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evie: why is it always so cold in seattle?

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user: you’re giving pick me vibes

> evie: next time you’re looking for something to comment on, please, don’t pick me. (:

user: seattle is nice when it isn’t raining

user: period !!!

millyg: a moment for YOU 💗

> evie: i luv u.

user: these pics make seattle look bad

joeyb_9: the fit goes HARD

> evie: you can borrow it anytime 🤪

> joeyb_9: game day fit?

> evie: would def be top 5 of the season.

user: why are joe and ev always so goofy in the comments, and yall think they aren’t made for each other????

> user: no bc SAME! i don’t get why people think they aren’t a good fit. they’re obsessed with each other.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Dark Knight

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user: that’s my QB

joemainmixon: 🐐

user: you ain’t him

user: WAKE UP JOE POSTED

lahjay10_: (TOP 2) DAM SURE AINT 2! 🐐

> evie: TELL EM JAY

user: smash

evie: i think i need a hero… 🥵

> joeyb_9: i’ll be your knight in black shoulder pads.

evie

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evie: big week 😳

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user: my favorite wag

user: if y’all actually are getting married im sick.

user: are you going to share what’s happening?

user: you look STUNNING

user: wym??

user: not prepared for what’s about to go down. i have a feeling.

joeyb_9: 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

> user: oh shit

user: not joe about to ruin his life if speculation is true

> user: wow everyone is supportive until you realize he really isn’t ever going to leave her for you. this is crazy behavior!

evie

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evie: i think i like this little life.. 🤍

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millyg: and that’s MRS. Evangeline Burrow!

> user: not me just now finding out ev’s full name

> user: Evangeline??? Excuse me, that’s beautiful.

user: she doesn’t deserve it.

lahjay10_: we was TURNT TF UP!

user: i am sick with jealousy

bengals: The King and his Queen, congratulations!

user: only ring he will ever get but congrats

> user: marrying the love of your life is a bigger dub than the sb ever will be.

user: congrats!

sam_hubbard_: Finally!!

user: i knew it was coming and somehow i convinced myself he was smarter than this..

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Mr. & Mrs.

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lahjay10_: congratulations brudda!

user: most overrated player in the nfl

> user: bro can’t you let him enjoy his wedding?

user: congrats, now go get that other ring!

user: i give it a few months before they are done with each other.

> user: considering they’ve been together for almost a decade, i don’t see that happening

user: we all wish we were ev rn!

bengals: that’s our QB, you lucky boy!

user: another thing to distract him from winning the super bowl

user: not fair

millyg: i’m not crying, you are. jk i am crying. i’ve been crying all day.

user: he’s too famous for this, he will get sick of her.

evies ig stories:

[descendantofthesparrow]

Brutally honest thoughts on each character?

...*Each* character???? bruh thats so many, okay ill keep this short cuz im waiting for a haircut rn

well start with the vks cuz thats easy

Mal-started off strong and then just became...THE WORST, love hate relationship for her. shes my art block fix but also i hate her

Jay-i dont have strong opinions on him, he actually never stuck out to me other than 'obligatory jock dude of the friend group.' i wish i liked him more but im more attached to his fandom self over canon Jay

Evie-got boring after D1, i wish they let her keep her chemistry stuff, love her vibe but shes kinda boring to me. SHOULD'VE BEEN THE MC OVER MAL!!

Carlos- lots of lost potential with his tech stuff from the first book and movie. easily could've been an engineer or inventor but they just made him an animal lover and i got bored of that real quick.

Uma-my queen, my idol, can do no wrong i love her so much i WILL kill for her.

Harry-i love his dumbass so much YALL DONY EVEN KNOW I WANNA BITE HIM SO BAD

Gil-one of the few characters i felt actually...grew up? idk but hes one of the few characters were it actually feels like time passed for.

Dizzy-oooooooh honey, honey honey, sunshine baby, please, put the glue gun down.

Celia- they should've gone with her trailer persona. Her outfits are so bad and i wish she got better writing and designs, so much lost potential, also she should've been Jays pick.

Smee twins- why the fuck are they even here they had one line and no significance. also they should've had a Harry scene.

Aks

Ben-puppy boy, deserved to have doberman energy. got turned into a doormat by the writers and is unfairly hated.

Audrey-bitch queen, shes not a nice person and thats okay~ girlboss.

Chad- should've been the D3 villan they had that all set up in D2 with his weird ass attitude over Ben getting kidnapped on the isle.

Doug -....honestly gives me the ick, especially in D3, i HATE the long hair his actor had/has. gold is NOT his color and neither is pastel purple or green. he looked good in D1 but ICK for 2 and 3.

Jane- bby gurl, blue bird sweetheart. yeah she did some fucked up shit in D1 but she was an insecure 14 year old girl who got manipulated by Mal and other aks!!!

Lonnie- deserved so much better, shes Chinese why is she getting Japanese style stuff?!?! her plot in D2 didnt even do anything it just happened and no one cared and Jay just shoved his problems of girls playing roar onto her.

Beast- *inhale* i wanna kick his ass, and i could, lemme at him. how dare he force an entire kingdom on Ben at 16 when he didnt become king when he was 28(when he married Belle)

Belle- they took away her backbone, shes not Disney princess book worm and independent Belle. she just, lost the spark

FG- they turned her into a preschool teacher, GIVE ME MY OL COOKY FAIRY LADY BACK

Leah- *seething rage*

vk parents

Maleficent- fuckin love her, shes such a manipulative bitch and feels like a gone crazy version of a Maleficent made for kids. def not the mistress of all Evil but i love her nonetheless

EQ- shouldve been the head villain, SHE WAS THE FIRST DISNEY VILLAIN CMON! def not the same character from the animated movie but shes dramatic and sassy and i adore her.

Jafar- haha funny characature~ i wish he was more menacing like he had been. Jafar is not one of my fav villains so descendants jafar didnt exactly translate for me well.

Cruella- yeah they nailed her, no complaints about her. good design, good dialogue, good acting.

Hades- LEMME KICK HIS DEAD BEAT ASS, fucking 'daddy issues made you stronger' my butt. i hate his hair and honestly he doesnt fit the washed up punk design, he didnt deserve the speech at the end and didnt deserve to be forgiven by Mal.

Ursula- we only saw her tentacle and one line but she seemed spot on so yeah

Lady Tremaine- why the fuck was she nice in D3??? bitch is the EVIL stepmother.

Smee- spot on, i have words for his sons designs becuaee hes old not naturally white haired but hes chill, makes sense hed be a good parent, he never felt evil to me, just compliant

Facilier- such a vibe, his actor got him spot on, would've changed up his suit design but hes chill and i can see him being a family man(ignoring wicked world).

[ethan-acfan]

My assassins creed sexuality head canons (because my opinion matters so much😀)

MODERN ASSASSINS FIRST

Desmond: Probably Bi without a preference for either

Rebecca: Bi with a preference for women

Shaun: Bi with a preference for men

Lucy: straight but an ally

Layla: lesbian

now for the rest of them.

Altair: gay with internalized homophobia

Ezio: Bi with a preference for women

Connor: asexual and straight (don't know if I spelled that right)

Arno: I have never played his game, but based on vibes, he seems gay

Jacob: Bi curious

Evie: lesbian

Basim: straight ally

Loki: aroace (def thinks he is above such things)

Bayek and Aya: Both are straight and really confused allys

Kassandra/alexios: kass bi with pref for women/ alexios is bi also with a pref for women

Evior: loves women

[meteor752]

What are your favorite Descendants ships then?

Loving all of this activity in my inbox, okay

Descendants truly brings out the multishipper within me, because I’m on for basically anything here

So this will be a long list

Harry X Ben

Harry X Jay

Harry X Carlos

Harry X Uma X Gil

Harry is my favorite

Ben X Carlos

Ben X Gil

Ben X Evie

Evie X Mal

Evie X Uma

Mal X Uma

Evie X Mal X Uma

Uma X Harriet

Mal X Jane

Jane X Freddie

Lonnie X Jane

Jay X Lonnie

Lonnie X Gil

Dizzy X Celia

Doug X Chad (Ish)

Audrey X The full extent of the law put that girl in jail please

And as for the new movie

Morgie X James

And that’s it

Queen of Hearts and Cinderella def did have like, exes vibe, but as teens they were just kinda boring

And I know we all ship Red and Blue and like yeah I see it, but Blue honestly deserves better okay Red was so fucking mean to her my god

Also I know Blue isn’t her name but I genuinely don’t remember what it was and I don’t care enough to look it up. I think it was like Cleo or smt

Also I don’t hate Mal X Ben or Carlos X Jane, I just think the first one got kinda boring after the first movie, and the latter just never had any real time to fully develop. The same can not be said about Evie X Doug, as a genuinely don’t like that ship, mainly because Doug is the worst character in Descendants

Also, since I have you all here, I will use this opportunity to preach about Ben X Gil, because they have like less than 30 fics on ao3 and most of them are like one shot things or background stuff

Guys Ben X Gil is so funny, holy shit. Like they would work together as a couple, “What’s better than one sweet boy, two sweet boy” ass ship dynamic, but also like imagine meeting the parents. Imagine thanksgiving dinners. My god guys the potential for comedy here

Also Gil deserves more love just in general

[tyler-is-hot]

i dont think anyone in descendants is straight, so heres my sexuality headcanons! (not including the adults but Hades is def a gay man)

(note: a lot of them i feel are bisexual)

the bisexuals: Jay, Mal(?), Evie, Harry, Uma(?), Carlos (?), and Ben

Mal, Uma, and Carlos im debating bc I feel like Uma and Mal could be lesbians and Carlos could be unlabeled tbh

Gil: pansexual (theres no yellow i gotta work with what i got)

Audrey: lesbian with severe comphet

Chad: severely closeted gay man

Harry, Gil, and Uma give me the vibes that they’re either in a queer platonic relationship, or an open polyamerous relationship

Jane: I feel like she would also be unlabeled or queer

Lonnie: strong lesbian vibes

[deviantartdramahub]

Goddamn does this loser think they're cool by repeatedly saying the R-slur to offend all people with mental disabilities/disorders?? Nah dumbass you're just proving me right lmao! https://web.archive.org/web/20240524072337/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/The-retard-tangent-continues-As-1055575468 Why must you make creepy comments when people stand up for each other and shit? You defended Evie in the past, so does that mean you simp for her?? XD

And because I stand up for Tri and Club, do I apparently simp for them by your standards?? Despite the fact I'm a minor?? Oops looks like the real predator's been exposed. And if you don't want me saying these things about you, maybe you shouldn't have made that stupid argument. :)

Anyways just one more, we can get through this friendos https://web.archive.org/web/20240524175756/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/More-retarded-shit-presented-by-1055638063 Anyways once again saying I'm not allowed to defend myself for being a minor, which def gives off groomer vibes.

And idk if you want me to call you out for something new, ig go commit horrific war crimes or smth.../j

But that little comment just proves you only do this for entertainment, and you think being a terrible person is fun, I suppose. Sooo...what makes you think anyone with functioning brain cells would trust and believe you? Not gonna happen dear. I would tell you to have fun building an army of morons, butttt no one ever likes or replies to your post except for Evie one time...likeee you two losers are the only ones who care about supporting your idiotic slander/libel anymore, just go do something productive with your lives...but I guess you ruined that chance when you chose to spam slurs on social media :P

Also I don't give two fucks if you're reported, you could have all internet access permanently removed and I wouldn't give a damn. In fact I'd laugh my ass off. What I DO care about is that saying those things is morally wrong, and also I'm making fun of you for proving my point right. >w<

And ohh, ig because many other people do it, it's okay? Nah honey that's not how it works, do you think murder is slightly more okay to do every time someone does it? I'm using an extreme here to hopefully make you realize how fucking dumb your point is. Ohh nooo saying ableist things and harassing disabled people for existing is ableist? Noooo :c

You poor little thing, you're just a victim, aren't you?/s

And this drama absolutely involves me, tf you talking about. I was first dragged in to this drama for defending my friend. And I have plenty of examples of you and your allies spewing shit about me. All Ninja did to me was DEFEND me! Why are you trying to manipulate me into not trusting them when all they did was stand up for me? So pathetic. Ninja's been nothing but helpful and supportive towards me whenever we interacted. And then you...? Straight up ableist to me, yeah I sureee wonderrr who I'm trusting in this situation! Oh dear, guess I'll have to use my critical thinking skills which you lack! -n-

We got through another one troopers, let's see what bullshit we'll deal with tomorrow evening! But anyways I'm gonna go spend my time on something that actually brings me joy until I'm once again forced to defend myself :>

One can only hope the answer to the first question isn't yes.

[seuonji]

btw, ily!

MY CUTEST GORGEOUSNESSES LOVELIEST MUTUALS! (in no particular order!!) will def add more along the way!

@hotteoki ♡ skits— i love our interactions sm they make me giggle. but also somehow i get dumber whenever we talk. ps, thanks for getting me into ateez<3

@itadorins ♡ naila— i enjoy your work a lot ! also my fav memory of us was when we walked through that anime -> kpop gate together (trust, real story)

@lvlystars ♡ nini— you’re so fun to talk to!! i love your insta stories you’re srs so funny— i enjoy your presence so much.

@cienlvrs ♡ cien— my pinoy bestie ! you’re so fun to interact with, i love your vibes!! you’re also so talented in drawing and writing!! i love your stuff<3

@woozvc ♡ nora— YOURE SO SWEET FR! hope we can interact more<3

@jwhoozi ♡ vyon— you’re funny i like you(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

@yllihannie ♡ ylli— cutest moot! please take care always!! ily, stay sweet!!

@amxlia-stars ♡ amelia— YOURE SO FUN!! i love seeing you on my dash! and i always get so excited when you reblog/reply to my posts!! your vibes>>

@blisshuas ♡ evie— you’re super fun to interact with<33 excited to talk to you more!! you’re also coolest moot, your major is such a slay🕺

@mitsukifilms ♡ mitsuki— your reblogs gave me so much motivation to write on this blog (TYSM!!) you’re really funny like i love your energy!!

@lleercy ♡ may— again i love your reblogs wkwk they give me life<3 let’s interact more!!

@thepoopdokyeomtouched ♡ aznik— u funny as hell😭 i love how you keep up with my rambles. love interacting with you!! i wish it worked out with the jeonghan look alike, you would’ve officiated the wedding 🫶

@som1ig ♡ may— YOURE ACC SO COOL! my law major bbg! i wish you the best in everything. i would commit a crime just to see u👍 love talking to you and hearing your uni stories<3

@alsktudy ♡ mina— we’ve been moots for a short time but you know like quarter of my life story💀💀 it’s been so fun talking to you!! i love your energy, it matches mine sm i be kicking my legs while texting you.

@ thefroggybazaar </3 idk where you went but you were one of the first people i met when i made this blog TT i hope you’re doing okay wherever you are!

[fandxmslxt69]

*cha chas in*

Ok...let's do some book recs, since I'm on a book kick!

Tropes I love-

Arranged Marriage

Grumpy x Sunshine

And There was One (1) Bed!!

He Falls Harder

Not a trope, but gorgeous writing

Things that give me the ick in books, including triggers: female protagonists who aren't like other girls , cheating (there are a few rare exceptions like White Horse, Black Nights by Evie Marceau, either way, if the main couple cheats on or with each other especially if one party already has a loving supportive partner/spouse, I will burn the book down and rate it one star), suicide, when cats or dogs die.

HI :DDDD

im FINALLY getting out of the reading slump so LETS DO THIS EEEE!!!

first of all LOOOOOOOOOVE the tropes you're into!!! those are my prime ones too!!!

My first rec would be any Ana Huang book - she's a well known romance author and her books are what really got me into romance!!!!! For specific tropes like marriage of convenience/fake dating & grump x sunshine, I would mostly suggest:

Twisted Lies. Fake dating. Billionaire. TW: there's a subplot of the female lead being stalked, the male lead is...of a questionable moral ground lmao.

King of Wrath (its her second series). MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE. grump and sunshine hehehe <33 (HE'S SOOOO GRUMPY IT MAKES ME FERAL???) again, billionaires. looots of "dont touch my wife >:(" hot sex is a must in all Ana Huang books and she DEFINITELY delivers in this one???? again, morally questionable male lead

There's also Lauren Asher who has 2 finished series, and is currently one book (with the second coming SO SOON) into her third!!! Her first series is an F1 romance series so if you're into that, def check it out. but for the tropes you like, I would go for:

Terms and Conditions (book 2 of the Dreamland Billionaire series). Marriage of convenience. you cannot get more grump x sunshine than this one!!!!! DONT TOUCH MY WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE. so so so good and juicy and its soooo freaking!!! i cant describe it!!! but its so beautiful and the characters are amazing and the romance is just PEAKKK.

if you're into something more dark (like...dark.) then:

Twisted by Emily McIntire: first of all ALL her books are DELICIOUS - this book specifically is part of her Never After series, which is currently 5 books (with the 6th on the way!!) based on Disney/Fairy Tale stories, but its like...what if the villain got the girl??yknow??? its NOT retellings, it just uses concepts and vibes! For instance, Twisted is Aladdin "based", using concepts like the magic lamp, character dynamics and overall vibes!! its a DARK. i must make it clear, DARK!!! marriage of convenience enemies (toxic kind) to lovers vibe. its DARK. so the romance is a little messed up but its SO FLIPPING GOOOOOD

All her books are great if you want to look into them. 10/10 10/10

ONE BED TROPES???

The American Roommate Experiment by Elena Armas. She does have a book before that but its not very good so ignore it. THIS ONE. THIIIIIIS ONE!!!!!!! its not fake dating...EXACTLY....BUT. our lead girl wrote a hit romance novel (under a fake name) and is CERTAIN she'll only ever be a one hit wonder bc she cant seem to write a second one to secure herself a contract deal!!! her best friend's cousin needs to crash somewhere and so she offers her place (actually her best friend's place bc her place is damaged or smth) turns out this cousin happens to be the guy who was SUPPOSED to be her date to her best friend's wedding!!!!! but he ditched. anyway they get into an arrangement where she lets him stay with her, he helps her to "rekindle the flame" and get back into touch with romance via....practice dates (WE ALL KNOW HOW THOSE GO???) anyway SOOOO CUTE SOOO FLUFFY hot smut, 10/10 5 star book. one bed trope bc they. share a bed.

i need to note that in all the previously mentioned books, he ALWAYS falls harder. ALWAYS. and i love most of these bc the female leads are SO relatable (delusional (like me), know a gorgeous man when they see one, funny as hell)

anyway yeah thats what i've got!!! all those authors are AMAZING and have books to satisfy any trope you are hungry for, so if you pick up any of these recs and actually enjoy them, i hope you read more of their work <333

[blaiddfailcam]

OH HELL YA I was tagged by @lovthievs for this particular tag game thingamajig! This one looks fun lol

When did you last cry? I feel like I always want to, but it takes a lot to actually get the tears jorkin. Def when I lost my health insurance and had a panic attack that offset my anxiety for like 6 months after tho lol

Do you have kids? In THIS economy? No and I don't really have any desire to, but I don't mind hanging out with my friends' kids and making sure they're up to speed on good music and movies lmao. I am soon to be an uncle which slightly terrifies me but it is exciting nonetheless!!

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Absolutely not, sarcasm is the mark of the devil

What sports do you play? Cornhole

What's the first thing you notice about people? The Vibes. And I do that weird thing where I try to match them so I can attempt to better communicate but the mask slips and I reveal I'm a fukon weirdo

What's your eye color? "Hazel," but I still don't know if that's true. They just look like, green to me.

Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies, but I also love to hate them lol

Special talents? I'm weirdly good at memorizing geography and navigating. I like overanalyzing art (particularly movies and video games) to the point I tend to crack open The Lore in ways that sometimes makes headlines, which is either cool or way too dorky depending who you ask..

Where were you born? Same place that I'm still trying to get out of 🥲 There are Amish,

What are your hobbies? Video james, drawing/painting, worldbuilding, pretending to be a screenwriter, discussing fiction with others like we're trapped in a monastery together and we only have a day to converse before the next year of silence, primatology, setting up fundraisers for animal conservation, going to concerts

Do you have pets? Our cat Evie, her son Grayby, our fox hound Passion (we didn't name her), and our jack russell, Pebbles!! Evie's the eldest but most spry, Grayby's technically an old man but perpetually a baby, Pash is getting older, and Pebbles ages backwards

How tall are you? 5'8" (5'9" if I didn't have scoliosis!)

Favorite subject in school? Art, literature, then randomly biology

Dream job? Always wanted to work in film, whether screenwriting, cinematography, DoP. I Can Be Your Gaffer. But not with the way that industry's headed lmaoooo

I TAG..... uh. Shit. @amygobrrr @blugoos-corner @fairygodbomber @leftyllama fuck it up!!!!! if any of you feel up to it haha i'm not a cop

[stunie]

EEEEEEH !! I'm sending you this so late omg ,, so sorry evie 🤧

but aaahh I'm so glad you started watching silence of the lambs !! it will def give u "what have I just witnessed" vibes, but it's really a masterpiece at heart ♡ also the ending.. i- I'm just gonna stay quiet for now... 🫣

OOH also how's uni life going? hope everything's amazing, and your new surroundings are treating you well 🤧🩷

let me keep my rambling short this time hihii, take good care of yourself evieee, mwuah 💕

[ 🎀 ]

you’re totally okay omg??? hi 🎀 welcome :>

YAYYY OMG ITS SO GOOD SO FAR. i really need to finish the second half on one of the less busy nights > < i want to see the ending in question. i wanna see the weird guy talk a lil more because he’s so . . HOW do u know so much. YK???

UNI !! aaa today was my first day on campus !!! i didn’t have class bahahha but i picked up a last min shift (i was planning on roaming campus a bit anyways!!!) EEEE N IT WAS FUN !!! i got to take pics for all the freshmen n their IDs n whatnot > <

ah and i went to the uni’s gym after !!! it was packed hehe i didn’t see the people i normally do unfortunately BUT. i think they’re avoiding it since it tends to get busy the first week or so :O?!

I TOOK A HUGE NAP. i woke up um. like that bear gif. im still waking up a bit

HOWEVER omg how have you been ?! don’t worry about keeping things short !! i love to hear ^ ^ PLS TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AS WELL AAA 🫂

[oneforthemunny]

Hi Evie 🫶🏻 I’ve been in playlist curating mode today and this song came on and it reminded me of your rockstar! eddie & nepo baby! reader so I thought I’d send it to you (side note since I haven’t said it - I am so so happy you are back!! And if anyone is mean to you again plz let me at em’ I have the repressed rage and time hehe)

my favorite song lmao. def nepo baby vibes for sure!!!

and i am happy to be back :) i missed writing on here and missed all of you <3

[edgepunk]

Okay, filtered MSM 2 thoughts:

We knew Kraven was gonna show up in the sequel, however, I def did not expect The Lizard/Dr. Connors and the fact that Kraven is focused on him instead of Peter or Miles is very interesting. I wonder if they're gonna sort of recreate/reference Kraven's Last Hunt 👀

Either way, I'm very excited to see these classic villains showing up. Maybe we'll see Yuri Watanabe/Wraith too??? They were building her up in one of the DLCs quite well. Also, interested to see how Peter will react since they were friends.

Gameplay!!!!!! I already loved the gameplay in the first game, and the Miles Morales game improved upon that. And they seemed to take it another step further, it's like they actually listened to the criticism that people had, and I didn't know it was possible to improve the already banger gameplay (tho yes the first one was a little clunkier but still v intuitive)

The new traversal features look so good hello?? The web wings used as a glider? Miles slingshotting himself across the city??? aoughhfg and also!!! It looks like we'll be able to explore other parts of New York like Queens and maybe Brooklyn??? tbh Manhattan became a little restrictive after a while in the first two games, so it would be cool to expand the map a bit. Y'all know I'm meh about huge maps with some exceptions, but if done right, I think it's gonna be good.

Putting this under a read more bc this game is driving me insane I'm eating drywall

So I was right that we'll be able to switch between Peter and Miles. I kinda guessed that they're gonna be mission specific, and maybe, we can switch between them in free roam like with Jacob and Evie in AC: Syndicate (this specific feature isn't confirmed, just speculation on my part)

Looks like Nuform changed Miles' abilities since his Venom (heh) powers can turn blue? I'm interested to see what it did to him and if they're going to address it. Maybe it's purely for aesthetic/gameplay reasons. Who knows, I'm still curious.

Also, love how they incorporated Ganke as their guy in the chair. I loved him in MM and the fact that he helped Miles with the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man app. Just give me more Ganke please, he was really charming and they managed to differentiate him from MCU Ganke Ned that he feels like his own character.

Okay, I'm done beating around the bush and I'm going to address the elephant in the room - the symbiote. This is all we've been waiting for, we knew from the post-credits scene from the first game that Peter is gonna have the black suit. I'm glad Insomniac were like "yeah let's get this over with" and showed it to us.

And people are already calling him Bully Lowenthal 💀

Now, I was a little bit iffy about the design of the black suit, but after I watched the trailer a couple of times, it's starting to grow on me? Maybe I'm looking too much into it but the organic armor/exoskeleton design gives me xenomorph vibes, and I love the tendrils in the "exposed" exoskeleton. The texture looks gross and slimy and I love it. I was wondering if they're gonna add some subtle sci-fi horror elements to it and they delivered. I've always said that the symbiote has a lot of space/eldtrich horror potential.

Which brings me to the tendrils (I can already hear the p*rn artists working hard), jokes aside, they look so cool and they're animated so well???? The way Peter fights with them??? He straight up turns into a uhhh tentacle monster for a split second. And his fighting style is so brutal, I liked when he kept repeatedly kicking the guy as if he was a punching bag ddjhsjh

but the scene where he shows up in the sewers(???) yeah this shot legit gave me chills bro looks fr intimidating

And do I really need to gush about Yuri Lowenthal's voice acting? Ben 10 off the shits I'm gonna do it anyway bc holy shit he got the guttural growl down to a T. However, I do wish they put a very subtle filter on his voice. Doing that kind of growly voice must've hurt his throat real bad. Maybe his voice is gonna become more monstrous as the game progresses, that'd be real neat :3c

Honestly, I'm really curious to see how it will affect Peter since May is dead, the whole thing with Otto (I think they're gonna have a convo on the Raft maybe???), he's got a lot of debts to pay and he mentioned that Harry is dying. Bro's going through it fr also parksborn angst???? I'm ready for the homoerotic undertones in their cutscenes kdjkdjdkj I'll take any crumbs I can get 👀

And the way that Peter just dismissively shoved that one civilian away??? Ah?? I'm not ready for Peter to become an absolute cunt and be mean to Miles. There's a high probability we're gonna have to fight Peter in a boss fight as Miles aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ANYWAY THAT'S IT I'M LOSING MY MIND

[inquixotic]

EVELYN & DANTE, DAY 37.

stairwell, outside dressing room

with @graftisms !

evelyn mendoza.

"how was the bedroom last night?" with his concerns about marcus and romi, not them together but the lack of privacy, she wishes eden had gotten to keep the living room bed instead of her and charlene. with how marcus had behaved in casa, maybe they'd make better use of it, even if evie couldn't complain about the privacy. "or like. did you and romi sleep outside?" her eyes go wide at the possibility — she doubts it, but she'd like to see him have a win past them just choosing him too.

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗮.

"it was good," he smiles, leaning back against the fire pit bench thing. "it didn't feel very different, but i did miss charlene. it's sad you still can't sleep inside with everyone else." maybe it felt like a two star version of the hideaway to charlene and evie, considering they got their privacy, but for dante it feels a lot like they're somehow being punished, unable to play with the rest of the class. "no, we were inside," he shakes his head, coy smile on his face because it was the first night since being back that marcus was sharing a bed with someone that wasn't josh, and dante took advantage of it. "did you and charlene sleep well? hopefully she wasn't scared."

evelyn mendoza.

"psh. no biggie. we had a whole room to ourselves!" even if she weren't nervous about tv sex, she probably would've been too scared to make a move anyways but that's neither here nor there. the privacy is still nice. "you were inside, aaand?" she drags it out, nudging him a little at his smile. "or do you not wanna kiss and tell? i'll totally respect that, cuz, but like, god, i hope you showed them a good time after your cute little speech." she would've been swooning if it had been for her, she already probably did have stars in her eyes when he gave it. "nah, we def did. she was like, a little scared? i think because it's a little dark in there, and she doesn't like the dark." a little spooky, too, being the only ones there in a room that wasn't hers. she grins brightly, though, proud of herself for not also being scared. "but i was totally brave, i cuddled her and, like, was a right proper protective girl."

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗮.

"did you take advantage of it?" he can't help but ask with a grin, eyebrows raising playfully. it seems fair that he can ask, since she's doing it as well. but the question does make him laugh, tickled that someone would actually want to know. "no, i do not mind, but... it wasn't only just kissing," he says, smirking a bit. "but this is not new. me and romi... i never notice other people in the bedroom," dante laughs, a little sheepishly. "it's a lot easier to ignore everyone else than you may think." he doesn't know how to nicely say they've been banging the entire time. her compliment on his speech makes him beam. "i think my speech was so bad," he admits sheepishly, a hand on the back of his neck. "i was so nervous. yours was good, too. i'm happy you chose charlene. she deserves a protective girl who will cuddle her. do you really like her?"

evelyn mendoza.

"nothin' much more than what we had already done?" she offers, a tiny grin, but her flush betraying some of her excitement. charlene had told her she and dante were close, getting lost together and what not, so she didn't feel weird exactly sharing that with him. she doesn't know how much he knows but that felt like a very safe answer. "oh, i thought you guys were, like — " with marcus back, she thought they hadn't been having sex, but maybe she was wrong on that front. the way he phrases it, though, the framing is still just sweet as far as she sees it. 'he sees only them' vibes."nevermind. that's still fuckin' sick, though, super sweet, babe. so it's like, a little chilled from a couple days ago?" she doesn't remember what day of the week it is already. "are you kidding? it was so perfect. short, sweet, and romantic," she gushes, her hand going to his arm to reassure him. "i think so. she gives me butterflies, y'know? the nice kind."

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗮.

oh, he knows exactly what she's talking about, having gotten the lowdown about the kiss in the rain from charlene yesterday. "that's nice," he grins back, pleased to hear it. good physical chemistry is important, after all. eyebrows raise slightly as he tries to gauge what she's inferring, a cross of confusion on his face before she says nevermind, pulling him out of it. "yes, it's chilled," he nods, although after a second he hesitates, remembering something marcus had told him the other day (that mochi just threw at me now). "but..." does he throw this at her? the offer to confide in someone new is too tempting to resist. "i don't think marcus is trying to get over her. he told he wants to keep being her friend, so he can not let her go. i... worry a little, that romi is not going to let him go, either. but i don't want to ask her to do that, because i know he is important to her. do you think i should worry?" talking about charlene is a nice distraction from himself, smile warm. "butterflies are good," he says. "new love is always so exciting, no? i love the feeling of it."

evelyn mendoza.

“yeah, i think so too,” she smiles back easily, happy to have someone to share that with that’s just pleased too. his hesitation gives her pause, clear on her face as she chews her lower lip. “he said that?” she asks, slowly, to confirm for certain. eden is being lowkey, but she wants them to work, and she doesn’t want to see eden get played if romi changes their mind, either…but. “look, i think it matters that they picked you, y’know?” marcus came back single and they still chose dante. her eyebrows are knit, the line between her brows deep. “i think…it’s hard, because i don’t know that i’d want them to be his friend either? but i don’t think they’re gonna mug you, either? so like, i think you’re human if you are a little bothered, but i don’t think you should think too much on it.” her nod is more determined, chin set, before it fades into something more akin to worry again. “that’s like, totally in confidence, right? i can’t go blabbin’ about it?” she asks, speaking quicker, almost a plea to give her an out to not have to tell eden any of it. “me, too. tell you the truth, i’m not sure i’ve ever really felt it? like, real love.” the admission is sheepish, but he’s got a few years on her, so she’s sure he knows way more. “i get butterflies, but i dunno. i really want to feel something more than that, too, eventually.”

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗮.

slowly he nods, not really thinking about the uncomfortable position he's putting evie in by telling this to her—only that he could really use someone who isn't also friends with romi to talk about this with, if for nothing else than to just vent a little. "no?" he asks, hopefully. "did you watch the season before coming? i will say, i was looking forward to meeting romi most, but i did think her and marcus would get back together. being here makes me believe otherwise, being with her, because i don't think she would do that to me. but... nevermind," he sighs, not really sure how to explain all he's feeling. all he knows is that he cares about romi too much to not give her what he wants, and after everything they've been through, he still has doubts that dante is exactly that. he didn't even think about the possibility of evie telling someone, but he nods. "please," he asks, dark eyes on her. "i told marcus i would not tell romi what he said, too." evie's admission makes a smile bloom on his lips, a needed contrast to getting in his head about romi. "i don't think there's such thing as real love and not real," he tells her. "maybe you feel more love for someone over someone else, but it's all still love, no? have you been in many relationship?" dante asks.

evelyn mendoza.

she hums in confirmation, nodding a little. "yeah, they seemed very nice," she agrees, although her lack of commentary has everything to do with the fact that most of what she paid attention to was romi with marcus. "i really don't think they'll mug you off, sweet. cross my heart." she mistakes his hesitance for not wanting to say too much, and in turn moves to reassure him, her hand moving to pat his with a tiny smile. "i'd tell you if i thought you needed to be worried, for real." aside from the fact she can't lie for shit, her romantic notions also tell her someone wouldn't go back on a decision like that. "you can talk about it to me whenever you need to, though, i really don't mind." especially with the confirmation that it's private, confidential, and she has an out should anything go wrong down the line, giving him a quick, determined nod. "i'm great at secrets. well, except surprise parties, but those barely count. i'll take it to the grave." his comment, thoughtful and much deeper than she was expecting after her own silly admission, brings a grin to her face. "you're like, really wise, you know that?" maybe it's the five years he has on her. "i like that a lot. i've only really been in two, three if you count the boy i "married" in primary. i think i had a lot of platonic love for them?"

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗮.

dante meets her tiny smile with one of his own, leaning into the brief touch. "thank you, evie," he says, sincerely. in reality, it's not like she has much insight on his relationship with romi or romi's relationship with marcus that would make her opinion hold more weight than most, but dante is comforted nonetheless by how sure she sounds. he's always been the type that trusts people by how they speak; if they sound like they know what they're talking about, they usually do. besides, it just feels good to be talking about it to someone, considering this is usually the sort of thing he'd keep to himself. "i'm good at secrets too, if you ever have any to speak about," he offers in return, smile glowing at her compliment. it's not often he's been called wise, if ever. "i'm really glad you are here," he tells her, arms wrapping around her to pull her into a hug. she's so small that it's easy to tuck her into his body, as if he's trying to put her in his pocket. after a beat, he pulls away. "that makes sense," he nods. "when was your last relationship?"

evelyn mendoza.

her smile broadens, reaching her eyes, at his offer to keep her secrets. she doesn’t have any, painfully bad at keeping them for herself, but the offer is so sweet that when he pulls her into a hug, she wraps her arms around his waist comfortable, like she’s known him for a lot longer than three days. “you’ll be the first to know, soon as i have any,” she promises into the hug, comforted by the proximity and reassured that at least she has one friend here. “you mean that? you’re so sweet.” her lower lip juts out for a moment at the sentiment, a semblance of the pout that she’d make at a really cute puppy. “um, just over a year ago i think?” she tries to do the mental math, continuing to speak in spite of it. “i’ve gone on dates and things but none of them have really panned out, and she only lasted like…four months? it was nice, though.”

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗮.

he doesn't actually remember the last time he was in a real relationship, having to consider his own question to compare it to evie's. over a year ago sounds about right, but it's the word relationship that's the hardest thing to gauge, used to little love affairs that never hold any titles. "how do you meet people at home?" he asks. "do you use dating apps?" where he lives is too small of an area to use one of those things without having to travel far to meet someone, but dante's seen enough about dating apps through media to find them pretty fascinating.

evelyn mendoza.

he earns a broad smile for that, with evie’s amusement at the question. dating apps are pretty much all she uses, for her little flings that she doesn’t consider relationships. “sometimes, yeah. my last girlfriend i met in a pottery class.” the drama of that one will be saved for another time, though, with how lovely their conversation has been. “i’m in the city, so it’s pretty easy to just meet up at a bar, right? but you must be more rural,” every vineyard she’s been to has been, at least. “so do you do things the old fashioned way? what was your last relatio

[webslingingslasher]

https://www.tumblr.com/webslingingslasher/758173663312871424/httpsxcomsuperficialxoxostatus18209011484481

THIS IS EVIE AND DOUG FROM DESCENDANTS

(Matt is hotter than Doug but it’s THE SAME VIBES)

shes a SMOKESHOW w her basic white bf who she loves so much😭😭 I’m laughing

ok yes matt is hotter than doug & def not a nerd BUT it's this vibe fr.