#clay is definitely gay tho

[ethan-acfan]

My assassins creed sexuality head canons (because my opinion matters so much😀)

MODERN ASSASSINS FIRST

Desmond: Probably Bi without a preference for either

Rebecca: Bi with a preference for women

Shaun: Bi with a preference for men

Lucy: straight but an ally

Layla: lesbian

now for the rest of them.

Altair: gay with internalized homophobia

Ezio: Bi with a preference for women

Connor: asexual and straight (don't know if I spelled that right)

Arno: I have never played his game, but based on vibes, he seems gay

Jacob: Bi curious

Evie: lesbian

Basim: straight ally

Loki: aroace (def thinks he is above such things)

Bayek and Aya: Both are straight and really confused allys

Kassandra/alexios: kass bi with pref for women/ alexios is bi also with a pref for women

Evior: loves women

[allmyhomieshatelawns]

if y’all want fic recs for the Trolls fandom i’ve got so many. like i tend to skew more for the feral stuff but i’ve got variety, i promise lol.

now, idk most of the ppl’s handles here on tumblr since i’m assuming most of these ppl have tumblrs. if your story is on this list and you want me to link to your tumblr, please don’t hesitate to ask i will do so immediately.

also if y’all have fic recs, 👀👀👀 i’d love to see them. links are easiest for me to use, but if you’ve got the name of it and the website it’s on i can manage, probably lol

i’m not reading stuff that’s positive abt Creek tho. i just can’t, i hate him too much. y’all get on w yo bad selves if you do love that disaster gay, it’s just not for me.

recommendations are beneath the cut bc it started getting really long lmao

a “bergens are only in history books” fic— Complete

a what-if of if Clay got the letter about Floyd, instead of John Dory —Complete

the ever-famous “what if JD came back to raise Branch?” AU —Complete

probably my favorite atm? John Dory is Branch’s dad, and the OC that JD is shipped w… it’s so good y’all i can’t even. the first two parts of the series are complete, and the third part is updating regularly.

a “what if Branch AND Poppy were feral” AU this bitch updates like, every day??? idk how tf some of these authors keep up. it’s just about to get to the events of the second movie i think. y’all. it’s so. GOOD.

ok y’all, THIS FIC, GOOD angst. so far it’s a two part series, and the angst. oh man. John Dory has some ISSUES, and he is not dealing with it well. it’s so good. the first part of the series is complete, the second part is updating regularly.

this series is a mashup between The Eldest And The Youngest and Out The Train Wreck AUs. y’all. making me go all-in on the John Dory x Hickory train wtf. i think the first three parts are complete? or almost complete? idk

YALL THIS ONE GIVES ME SUCH LIFE AS AN AUTISTIC PERSON. basically Barb mistakes young grey Branch for a rock troll and accidentally kidnaps him. it’s SO GOOD. also i DO know the tumblr handle for this one! it’s @rocksibblingsau !!!! give them some love this fic is AWESOME. not complete yet, but oh man if you can read WIPs then definitely check this out!

[reclusivedouche]

Riverdale 7x10 Thoughts

This episode is so gay holy shit!!

Okay, please understand Archie and Reggie are boyfriends god

And honestly Betty and Veronica, like come on that would work too

Basically that's how it ended up, how it should've been

Reggie and Archie must kiss

This episode was great because no Alice or Hal

Too much Frank

Fuck tho when Reggie came home all late and Archie did the dad talk fuck

The fanfiction I am currently writing in my head

I also love that they're not just glossing over the Betty and Reggie potential over the cars.

Really looking forward to the kissing next week lmao

Also a great no Julian episode. He sucks, like I get it but like he's only good to get punched

Love some Cheryl and Toni (and even Clay) even if it means we have to deal with Kevin, also

Seven seasons and I have never once, not once, liked Kevin

It's fine, his stories are always fodder for better storylines

Anyway

I do love how delicately they're doing Cheryl and Toni this season. Everyone's one true OTP hahaha

Love to learn Brad Rayburry had a black wife down south.

I love that she showed up and gave good evidence of not suicide

She was so cute

Jughead and Tabitha are so cute

Idk why tf y'all are so mad this is still in the 50's like??

This season is peak, so so good

And fun??? Sorry but the last few season, tho good have been kind of a slog

whatever tho that's just me

I am concerned Tabitha is leaving again because we need a Jabitha kiss asap???

Lest we forget:

My absolute favorite moment omg I'm still thinking about how great it was

Like yes it was sad, of course, but like it's great for the story

Why does no one like this show for the story like when are you ever given something this bonkers

This is literally written by people from the Glee writer's room like

You all loved that shit but?

Whatever

I am annoyed we did not get to actually see Fang's concert. Even just a few screens like we just get him singing tuttie fruttie or whatever while he walks to Midge bc ofc he is famous now

Or gonna be

Look tho, Fangs is great this season. He is looking fine af

And like

He and new Midge have great chemistry

I'm sure this plan for him being famous is definitely going to smooth over the pregnancy for Midge's parents like

I'm here for it tho, I cannot forget the frogs pregnancy test, which is real

I'm also again glad Alice was not in this episode as she is literally my mother (this season specifically) so I cannot

Hear me out, tho - if the next episode is Halloween, I mean Julian has to dress up as like the doll?? Like he has to??

I bring this up bc Halloween is my mother's birthday so it applies

It is almost 4am and I should go to bed but like

Why?

Archie and Reggie wrestling in the ROAD

Just kiss

I get that's the straight man's "kiss" but like

Also out here Pops is just giving these kids everything always?

lmao a car to Reggie

Either way, they just need to take one of the cars up to lovers lane so things can get steamy bc

We cannot do anything with Uncle Frank around??

Again, I must ask, what were he and Hal doing that they both showed up in Betty and Archie's rooms during the peep show AT THE SAME TIME

Gay shit

Or KKK things maybe? Yikes. Idk what older white men of this season are doing but

it is gross and I hate it

The full on lack of adults in this episode was perfect also more of that please

Again, I cannot overstate this, but this 50's thing should last most of the season because it is fun and enjoyable and the story is gonna end how it ends so why be stressed

It's so good, I will not get off this soapbox ever sorry

Don't @ me either

Goodnight

[smalife1234]

What made me smile this week?

Monday, 10/21/24 - hey everyone today was supposed to be my wife's amazing 8-month Quad-iversary ♿ and while we still enjoyed it the best we could we ran into some major issues, on Sunday our Friend offered to take us to the Fair and we had just done homecoming we're pretty sore and I must mind you this was thrown at us randomly so we were a little adment at first, but we eventually asked and our parents we're uncomfortable with the idea since it was an hour away and I totally understand there concern and we weren't even mad willam wanted to get things off his chest and discussed it with them but he was so sweet about it. Fast forward to today and we had to deal with everything, they were cussing us out calling us “Gay skeleton B! tch” if not more, she was flaming William and Donny but I had stepped in because I don't like when people mess with my friends, she got mad at me and started cussing me out and I had done nothing, she was ignoring us and this all had to fall on Emmie's anniversary we felt awful and it was an awful day but we eventually got over it and continued with the rest of our day. But we had filmed Emmie's video late at night and got it uploaded. We are so sorry for this horrible day, Emmie. I love you, and happy 8 months ❤️ when me and Emmie were actually hanging out, it made me smile!

Tuesday, 10/22/24 - Today, Nichole is still ignoring me and Willam and Donny and Emmie, but we honestly ignored her; in the first period, I had done tons of work! I built a brain using clay or modeling clay and then I worked on several worksheets but got them all done I'm honestly shocked at how much work I'm getting done, then in the second period I worked on a unit 3 bonding short answer sheet for extra credit on my test, in the third period I worked on a review packet for a test I was supposed to be having today but the technology was being weird but that was ok! Then in fourth Nichole had previously changed her seat on Monday to sit away from us and had sat near Izzy and Izzy seemed she did not like her lol ( I don't blame her) so Izzy switched seats with us lol and we enjoyed it, but Nichole wasn't there even though she was there previously so I'm thinking she skipped. The fun, then, we went home and definitely enjoyed our day more. We laughed, and we chilled for a while, but we did have to clean out a very dirty trash can. Lol, it smelled so disgusting, but we got it done! Then we went to bed today was definitely a lot better! And it made me smile!

Wednesday, 10/23/24 - today we attempted to wake up at 4:00 Am safe to say we filmed miserably lol we woke up at 4:00 Am fell back asleep, and woke up around 7:00 Am which is not bad just not at the time we wanted to wake up, but we had continued with our morning like usual we got on the bus and stuffy ( donnys husband) tried to lift Donny's arm this ended in laughter and fear as Luz wasn't expecting his wrist to randomly spasm or stiffen lol it scared her! Then in the first period, I worked on an online assignment and built a whole neuron using modeling items! It looked alright, and I had basically done more than what's shown in the photo, but that was almost the fully finished product! Landon did a wonderful job tho! Earlier in the morning we were trying to get a photo of Donny printed out! Hopefully, it will work! Then, In the second period, I worked on a description for YouTube and worked on my unit 3 bonding worksheet and got it submitted to Mrs Mauney! Then I had to type out my answers since she couldn't see them but nothing big! Then I've been updating my documents and getting things pre-written ✍️! Stay tuned!

Thursday, 10/24/24 - today is the day Donny hits 1 Year with a spinal cord injury! It's been a hell of a ride and we are so proud of him! This morning, I woke up and just edited the whole morning (thankfully, not too vigorous editing as this week's vlog was very short!), and it will be uploaded today at 4:10 P.m. So he prepared today in first period I just got to chill since I got all my work done then shortly into first period we had to go to Mrs Lawson's classroom because mrs cox had to run an errand so we sat there until a random fire alarm started playing! And we had never been informed, so I thought it was out of nowhere, like an actual fire! But thankfully, it was not, and it was just a drill that we were supposed to have before October 31st! So thankfully everything was ok! And we went back where I talked about printings and donnys 1 Year spinal cord anniversary to Mrs Lawson and she was super proud of Donny! And me, which is awesome. Then I continued to the second period, where we did our big unit test, and I got 44%, which isn't good! But I'm thankful to get it over with them. I continued to the fourth period, where we did a notebook quiz, and I don't know what I got on that because she won't grade them till Monday! We went home and filmed a video for Donny's 1 Year celebration! On his channel (Donny & SC injury), stuffy surprised him with a lovely surprise of a nutty buddy and a few Jolly Ranchers. He was very grateful, and then Stuffy shared a scary and surprising story! Again which you'll find on his channel! We then just hung out for the rest of the day, and it made me smile!

Friday, 10/25/24 - today was a nice and chill day. Today, in the first period, I casually chilled on my phone because I had no more work, so I got to chill and update some descriptions and write my ALS post coming out in two days! And then, in the second period, I did a worksheet and some notes, then in the third period, I worked on a “Who killed Barry online assignment?” Thankfully I got that done just in the nick of time. Then, in the fourth period, we worked on some worksheets, and we talked with Nichole, but it was just for a few. But then we enjoyed the rest of our day and it made me smile!

Saturday, 10/26/24 - today, it's the weekend! Today was a very lazy day. All we really did was do laundry, help Mom some causally open Pokemon packs, and chill on Instagram for the whole day we're thankful it was a chill day, and we also got our skeleton costume for the event that we're going to on October 31st! So we're excited for that! We continued to chill for a bit, and we had a great day even though it was so lazy lol. We enjoyed it, and it made me smile!

Sunday, 10/27/24 - today is the infamous day I hit 5 months with ALS today, which means I lost a % of breathing today, which is the most drastic month, and I woke up so early; I woke up around 5:55 Am, which is insanely Early! But I just chilled until our friends woke up; sadly, I had to edit all morning from the ALS video, and chemotherapy following that was a huge mistake we had made! And Emmie has never made this mistake throughout my entire cancer journey, but apparently, today was the day I had originally thought that I had to do chemotherapy today, but actually, I wasn't supposed to start it till Monday, October 28th! Thankfully, I got it done for the day, and I don't have chemotherapy on Monday!, and I will continue to be on the schedule! For the rest of the day, we enjoyed our day and just relaxed for most of the day! I got to writing and posting my ALS post to Tumblr, YouTube, and Instagram! There were so many apps lol. Then we continued till the rest of our day, and it made me smile that today was very chill. We also got a yummy big Mack and fries and a yummy caramel frappe! It was super good!

What made you smile this week?

Img desc #1: doc is seen smiling in a restaurant while wearing a red long-sleeved shirt and thin metal glasses on her face. She is seen in her electric wheelchair while her Atrophied arms are seen resting on her lap.

Img desc #2: doc is seen outside in beautiful fall weather; she is seen in her electric wheelchair with a pair of black shades on and a blue and yellow blanket over her body. She is giving a bright smile!

Img desc #3: shows a thumbnail of Donny in a tuxedo and a full grey outfit with text saying " injured 1 Year ago today..." With a large gray metal cart beside his image.

Img desc #4: shows Donny smiling with a group of people while wearing a grey short-sleeved shirt and grey shorts.

Img desc #5: Donny is seen smiling while wearing a long-sleeved white shirt and black blazer with a white flower. He is seen smiling with another person beside him.

[captainunderkrupp]

noticed folks had some trouble reading my handwriting-- oops 😅

IDs in alt!!

bonus rambles under cut:

Branch

probably has some form of bipolar. I hc from their mother

he's still getting used to having his bros back, especially bc they act like he's still a baby and try to take care of him even tho he's been on his own for upwards of two decades. has to slap em off sometimes to get some space but at least appreciates that they care. they're genuinely surprised by his independence sometimes, tho they usually feel guilty about it once they think about why

has been doing a lot better since the first movie, recovered a lot but incrementally

had to introduce the trollstopia delegates to his bros and explain a lot of things to both groups and he was so tired after. poppy helped... some.

he appreciates having ppl who understand and respect the experience of having lived in the tree, even tho some of the toxic positivity of pop village has seeped in enough to make him uncomfortable with some deeper levels of genuine emotion

Floyd

he's emo partly bc he wants to say he's the most emotionally stable bro, and he is, but that's not totally an achievement in this group of mentally fucked up folks

relates to fluttershy (MLP) quite a bit

lived on the move for a long time like JD

creek was inspired by his emotionally connected and soothing attitude... both branch and floyd cringe at creek copying it, tho for different reasons (memories and "you're not him" for branch and embarrassment and a lil bit of judginess for floyd)

probably has the prettiest signature in the whole group. JD would compete but he went for "coolest" instead

has gone thru a lot of soul searching, but one thing he always pretty much knew: he's fuckin gay as hell (i hc mspec but leaning toward men!!)

Clay

his claustrophobia is mental, not physical-- he is perfectly fine and in fact prefers small spaces for rest and protection, but feels trapped and has to flee in certain situations, especially under pressure. will run very far away to stand under open sky somewhere unfamiliar

this means he sneaks out of the putt putt area a lot, similar to sneaking out of the tree as a kid

self taught accountant, just took certification exams (bc he's hyperindependent in some ways)

sort of expected to be king someday among the putt putt trolls-- he didn't expect to be potentially "competing" with his youngest brother for that title but he's not upset abt it lol

his hyperindependence plus need to prove himself as opposite of his bros assumptions lands him in some very silly situations sometimes

may have gotten interested in accounting bc of his grandma's gambling debts

Bruce

he still has panic attacks, but his wife soothes him a lot, especially holding him and helping him check on the kids

being exhausted from caring for kids plus being in a safe but busy space means he doesn't usually have time to dwell on trauma

he can overblow a situation, but also can end up underestimating a situation in attempts to not overemphasize it

surfs and sings to clear his head-- also that board is definitely custom

loves cooking but he stress cooks and eats. he will be in the midst of a crisis and cooking up an omlette and take a larger portion and give the other one to whoever found him cooking

he loved his grandma dearly. he personally loved her cooking. but brandi had to help research him from scratch how to cook bc sadly, rosiepuff was a TERRIBLE chef for everyone but her own family

he still bakes like her tho-- he's not allowed to serve his desserts to anyone else, but he makes her cake regularly

John Dory

named after their father, Hunky Dory (my OC)

legit thought everyone he knew was dead for a while and it really messed with him, like, probably turned grey levels of messed with him

feels a lot of pressure to be in charge, so can flip between being a control freak like branch and claustrophobia like clay

often wants to run away from stressful situations but at least acknowledges certain ways things need to be faced head on, even if he sometimes skips certain steps in favor of a singular solution he's already decided without consulting anyone

(he doesn't consult ppl bc he usually doesn't HAVE anyone to consult, like being their bands manager and his brothers caretaker or completely isolated as a troll, so he just doesn't think abt it)

he's so proud of his younger brothers but sometimes feels left behind in terms of maturity and occasionally that conflicts and he ends up fighting with them

rosiepuff wished he didn't put so much pressure on himself

some brozone Mental Eels headcanons :3 tbh i could get way more specific but for now i’m satisfied by how each bro seems to share at least one trait with the closest bro to them like some kinda fucked up trauma chain, rly shows the interconnectedness of this family good and bad

[eggsmuses-a]

uHHHHH FUCK IT *slams desk* Your lawyer blorbos. Hand em over. Asgshshs (Ace Attorney, or alternatively Danganronpa if you'd prefer!)

send me a fandom for my blorbos etc ! / accepting

BOTH BOTH IS GOOD

blorbo : for aa its gotta be apollo NO DOUBTS ABOUT IT . i love him hes me but . lawyer and hes never not been my aa blorbo SJGSGS but close behind him is trucy because GRAMARYE SIBS !!! literally the best javsjagav but i love the entirety of the waa with my whole heart

for danganronpa no doubt about it its shuichi . hes always been my favourite and thats not changing anytime soon i just wish i had the muse to keep writing on @/dctccted right now D:

scrunkly : if trucy does not get to be no 1 blorbo she will rule as THE scrunkly . i think about her a lot . i want to bite zak and so does she

for dr its much harder to decide ... probably jataro ! ive always had a soft spot for him specifically and though i love the woh hes probably got the least troublesome issues than the others that i cant handle ( looking at you kotoko ) hes always been my kid and i want the absolute best for him ... i have so many headcanons for him most of which are based on crack things from disc rps but god ! hes so sweet ! have i ever mentioned how i think jataro sees shuichi as a father figure ??? and shuichi gladly takes that role just to prove hes better than his parents KGANAVAV

scrimblo bimblo : I THINK THAT AURA DESERVES MORE LOVE SHES JUST SO GAY AND TRAGIC SHES PROBABLY TIED VERY CLOSELY FOR POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW

AND FOR DR ?? HARD CHOICE BETWEEN RYOKO AND YUI BC NOVEL CHARACTERS MY FRICKIN BELOVED !! THEY NEED LOVE AND THERAPY PLS

glup shitto : this is probably really hard for aa to choose but at the same time so easy .... clay terran . clay deserved so much more and i have such STRONG feelings about him and the fact his name is like ?? literally hinting he’d never get to go to space bc irony haha funny ( fuck you btw capcom ) AND LIKE APOLLO IS SO TRAUMATISED AND IT ALL STARTED HERE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND YKNOW ??? LIKE OBVIOUSLY NOT CHRONOLOGICALLY CLAY DIES BEFORE EVERYTHING BUT OHHH MY GOD IMAGINE YOUR ONLY FRIEND DYING ???? AJAGJAGSHS ????

for dr it’s actually hilarious kagsjaga the concept art for udg had swole monokuma . i made swole monokuma my entire personality for a solid month or two because it was EVERYWHERE its hilarious LMAO

poor little meow meow : EDGEWORTH !! EDGEY !!! this man can fit so much angst and unnecessary feelings it is not funny i literally will NOT shut up about him if you get me started . tied behind edgeworth is definitely apollo tho since i love my red men who are sad KSGHSVS and mia . god mia :(

sayaka !! she gets so much trash from everyone for fending herself ?? like yeah she shouldnt have attempted to kill leon but cmon man she didnt want to die out . do you know how hard it is to grow into an idol in japan ???? to make a name for yourself ESPECIALLY at that age ???? cmon man

horse plinko : i hate to say it but apollo ...... but if i had to choose someone i hate ????? both the paynes AND ALSO hickfield and brushel . and aristotle . hate these guys

for dr its definitely nagito , byakuya and kokichi because antags who i hate a love - hate relationship with . assholes . the lot of them LMAO

eeby deeby : literally everyone except apollo who i just mentioned but im willing to be more lenient with byakuya kokichi and nagito . ill send junko instead

[jejciu]

ok so i read the midground tag and.... i want more:( i adore your ocs!! especially nico. could we get some facts about him? 👀

oh im so happy to hear u like it!!!!!!!!! and sure, im always very happy to talk about my ocs!!!!

nico was born in philadelphia on 24th of april - which makes him taurus sun! and i honestly dont think ive mentioned this before, but his full name is actually nicolaus jeremiah perry. ever since he moved to brackenridge - around the age of 7, hes been friends with clay and jenny.

he was born & raised atheist, hence his interest in religion and spirituality. during the 4 parts of midground, he turns into an agnostic of sorts - he believes that some sort of god-like figure really exists, but doesnt side with any religion in particular (even the two angels that get sent to earth dont give any specific information regarding deities in heaven, so its not like hes in the wrong by not believing in like, christian understanding of god or whatever)

he was also the first one to encounter a supernatural activity!!! in part 1 chapter 4 called nico the god-fearing, where he finds a ghost in a local church. as a thank u gift, the priest gives him an old religious anti-occult book, which features the prayer to st george. at first, hes the only one that could summon st georges sword, too, bc it requires pure intentions and decisiveness.

in general, hes the sweetest, kindest kid, and definitely the mom friend of the group. hes not very confident in himself, and doesnt know what he wants to do in the future (tho as ive been writing this short story that happens when theyre all 24yo, he lives in pittsburgh, as well as mercy and clay, and is a writer for some independent news site, so hes gonna turn out fine).

hes also gay! and biracial. and around 181cm tall. and pretty rich, definitely the richest out of all 6 main characters. his favourite colors are soft blues and greens, and he loves to cook - his mom is vegetarian so he is used to trying out new dishes every so often, instead of just boring ass meat meals. when he was a little kid, his parents would constantly make him to take stuff like tennis or piano lessons. he doesnt play any instruments anymore tho, and he prefers team sports, too. he has a very romantic soul, and believes in stuff like love from the first sight or star-crossed lovers. hes very supportive towards all his friends, too, and they repay him with trust - mercy came out to him first, and so did jen, and he always knew clay was gay, too. to be honest, during the course of all 4 parts, id have to say that his personality changes the least out of all main characters - he was always as sweet and caring and trustworthy - but i think his relationship with religion was always really fun to write. the way hes a bit sceptical, and also curious of so many things and has that pure heart that lets him really enjoy that road of discovery, and the way hes quite a bit scared of the unknown, and yet loves his friends too much to abandon them - i dont know!!! hes just a really good friend, and a kind soul.

thanks for asking!!!!!!!! hope ur having a wonderful day!!!!!!!

[thekittyburger]

ah ty for the tag!!

1. are you named after anyone? I think my middle name was after someone’s Nin? I doesn’t really come up much though so I don’t know

2. when was the last time you cried? Ohoho I’ve actually started recording when and why I cry because I looove statistics (help) and according to my notes it was the 28/3 but I’ve definitely cried like 7 times this month I just forgot to write it down and now I can’t remember lol

3. do you have kids? Legally or emotionally? (0 and 1 respectively)

4. do you use sarcasm a lot? I do but if I haven’t met you before I might not understand it in person, I know when I’m doing it I just don’t know if you’re serious T-T

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people? Clothes and how they act

6. what’s your eye color? Bluey-Green

7. scary movies or happy endings? Love both but I’m a paranoid bitch so I can’t handle really scary stuff (loved M3GAN tho and I’m going to force myself to watch The Last Voyage of the Deméter too)

8. any special talents? Pattern recognition and I can wiggle my ears?

9. where were you born? In the only woman’s hospital in the city which has like 50 speed bumps so I bet that was fun

10. what are your hobbies? Writing, reading, video games, drawing, sculpting clay when I can get it, walking with my friends while making stupid videos etc

11. have you any pets? 3 cats (Cosy, Paddywak and Frank), several fish (my 13 year old goldfish passed away last week rip Digby), 4 budgies (I’m allergic, which we found out after we got 2. And then someone left us with 2 more. 💀 I feel guilty I don’t spend as much time with the, but they’ve also been mimicking my cough because they affect me so much…)

12. what sport do you play/have played? Oh god, only sport I’ve been good at (not counting on the wii) is badminton because everyone knows the girls the gays and the theys dominate at it.

13. how tall are you? Taller than most but probably just a bit above average

14. favorite subject in school? Geography (physical)

15. dream job? I’m looking towards curatorship but I’d also be happy being the person who’s in charge of the trolleys in Tesco’s so

tagging @ramblingstaylorsversion @ryromates @cinnamon-phrog and anyone else who wants to join!

Thank you to @hannibalcatharsis-zero for the tag!

1. are you named after anyone? Business name, no. Social name, yes. I don't use either here.

2. when was the last time you cried? I hate that I teared up a little over Colin From Accounts. Help, I have lost my immunity to romantic comedies. Really cried, I don't remember. Last year maybe?

3. do you have kids? Not my scene

4. do you use sarcasm a lot? No, never! (subtitles: often)

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people? Clothes and hair

6. what’s your eye color? Brown

7. scary movies or happy endings? Either/both

8. any special talents? Making connections between concepts and ideas with wild abandon. Usually I'm told this is inappropriate. Occasionally it is helpful.

9. where were you born? In a pub, almost

10. what are your hobbies? Writing, reading, video games, photography, attempting to keep fit, singing, dance, voice acting, regular acting.

11. have you any pets? Cat

12. what sport do you play/have played? Does karate count? I am too much of a lone wolf to play team sports.

13. how tall are you? Pretty tall

14. favorite subject in school? Art

15. dream job? Related to the previous question, I used to want to draw for Disney. Other than that, movie director.

tagging (if you want to): @gothwizardmagic @thekittyburger @harvestar @reticentral @deviltownresident @kacilier @miladdio @jam-the-hologram @folklorerimmer @littledangerouspie @small-cs-traffic-warden @celery505 @rose-lalonde-fangirl @mystrothedefender @feline-ranger @pheonixed @wizardcunt & anyone else who wants to play

[cal3ris]

I saw The Fellowship again last weekend and promptly reached for the book seconds after finishing the movie, intending to just read a few chapters and skip through the rest but hoo boy am I IN IT now. I realized I only read the book in Dutch so I absolutely must remedy this grave injustice (tho 12yo me was happy enough to read the Dutch version I'm sure)

so far I've learned/remembered:

not only is there an entire introductory chapter chronicling all the revisions and editions that introduced new mistakes but there is an entire book about it (!!!) also at some point Tolkien was like, "haha okay I'll stop doing revisions now I promise" and then he 100% did not stop

"allegories are for fools, as evidenced by Narnia written by my dear friend and fool C.S. Lewis"

"Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing that they evidently prefer." tolkien my man what a sick burn

I was expecting to run into a wall of impenetrable prose but instead it's so much more light than I remember (or maybe I'm still getting to that, I have vaguely unpleasant memories of the Council of Elrond dragging on FOR EVER)

Bilbo's going-away presents with extremely on point notes are the best thing and also Bilbo is such a bastard and I love him

"For ADELARD TOOK, for his VERY OWN, from Bilbo; on an umbrella. Adelard had carried off many unlabelled ones.

For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large waste-paper basket. Dora was Drogo’s sister and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century.

For MILO BURROWS, hoping it will be useful, from B.B.; on a gold pen and ink-bottle. Milo never answered letters.

For ANGELICA’S use, from Uncle Bilbo; on a round convex mirror. She was a young Baggins, and too obviously considered her face shapely.

For the collection of HUGO BRACEGIRDLE, from a contributor; on an (empty) book-case. Hugo was a great borrower of books, and worse than usual at returning them.

For LOBELIA SACKVILLE-BAGGINS, as a PRESENT; on a case of silver spoons. Bilbo believed that she had acquired a good many of his spoons, while he was away on his former journey."

Frodo is actually middle-aged by the time the adventure starts, I had forgotten all about that haha

all the signs make it clear very early on that Frodo's never going to be able to throw the ring into Mount Doom and it's killing me

a lot of my favorite quotes from the movie are directly from the book and this makes me very happy for some reason

"There is another astonishing thing about Hobbits of old that must be mentioned, an astonishing habit: they imbibed or inhaled, through pipes of clay or wood, the smoke of the burning leaves of a herb, which they called pipe-weed or leaf, a variety probably of Nicotiana" PROBABLY ok sure, but I'm still reading 'weed' which definitely improves the story, sorry not sorry

"They are quite different from what I expected - so old and young, and so gay and sad, as it were" - Sam about elves (if you’re gay and sad you are an elf bc Sam said so)

"Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price" I'm sorry his what now

[kenshiliker]

mcfuck load of things i was tagged in going here thanks everyone that tagged me & im sorry for this Entire Mess

Also I was tagged in 3 different things that have like similar fuckign questions so im jst gonna stick them all into 1 tag bc if not you’d have me repeating my damn names 18 times and thts no fun for Anyone)

Meet the blogger meme (Tagged by @bodhierso, thank u ark!! @woehuxbub tHJANKS FAMTHER & @orsonkraennic)

i. name:  徐

ii. nickname: OH LORD I HAVE SO MANY um I’ll just put the main ones; Brucie, Jerry, Tiaan, King Dickard II

iii. zodiac sign: Sagittarius / Dragon (Chinese Zodiac)

iv. height: ??? UH I think 160 cm the last I measured but I’m not sure. Over 5′3″ iirc.

v. orientation: Ace (the helpful place)

vi. ethnicity: Chinese 

vii. favorite fruit: Orange, Strawberry and Banana, L E M O N (u fucKIGN COWARDS)

viii. favorite season: Autumn/Winter but I’m stuck in hell so guess I’ll Die

ix. favorite book / book series: I don’t read many books but I like Shakespeare’s stuff & also Sherlock Holmes

x. favorite flower: Hibiscus rosa-sinensis (this is as patriotic as I get tbh), PLANTA GENISTA

xi. favorite scent: Nothing too strong or I’ll feel nauseous. Maybe a soft vanilla? ...And maybe orange. Or Lemon.

xii. favorite color: ORANGE (funny story is that my dad’s fav colour was orange and I decided to project frm a young age and wow guess what Orange has been my fav colour ever since), White, Black, Blue, Red

xiii. coffee, tea or cocoa: T e a slorp slorp

xiv. average sleep hours: Depends on what I have planned the next day. Lately (due to exam month) it’s been about 5 hrs per week so guess I’ll die

xv. cat or dog person: I like both as long as I’m not being chased

xvi. favorite fictional characters: ghhh Bruce Wayne, Tiaan Jerjerrod, Illya Kuryakin, B.J. Hunnicutt, Freddy Newandyke, Cal Lightman, (and Duke of Aumerle & Richard II if they count,,, hte Shookspeare version)

xvii. dream trip: UK,,, Get Me Out Of Here, 

xviii. blogs created: 4 (This one, TMFU blog, Secret Shakespeare Blog & Secret Art Blog) (I haven’t posted on the latter two) (That’s why they’re a ‘secret’)

xix. number of followers: 940 here (how even the Fuck) & 1582 on the TMFU blog.

xx.  random fact: I recently sat on the hard wood floor for 10 hours straight (s/o to you if you remember this) and felt myself just physically shrivel up and die. I literally hurt everywhere bc if I wasn’t sitting down, I was laying on the ground and gOD It took me a week to feel better but yeah god 11/10 would not recommend

xxi. number of blankets you sleep with: There’s like 4 on my bed lmao I’M LIVING

xxii.  blog created: I’ve had a tumblr since like... 2010 and I didn’t really use it until 2012, 2013 was my first year I was really active

xxiii. nationality: Malaysian

Tagged by Krenny again, to answer all these questions, and then tag 15 people 5 things you’ll find in my bag: SUPERMAN WALLET, Phone, Powerbank + Cable, Earphones, Art Supplies

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom: 5000 Stuffed Animals, DC shit, SW garb, The decapitated head of Jar Jar Binks that greets the visitors, Convention merch (+4 GAY REALLY FUCKING GAY, SO GAY THAT IF MY PARENTS FOUND THEM I’D BE FUCKING DEAD, fanbooks of TMFU which are in Chinese, sent by my lovely Internet Sister)

5 things I’ve always wanted to do: Get some air-dry paper clay and make tiny sculptures or something, learn how to paint properly, have nice handwriting, visit the UK again, WATCH A PLAY

5 things that make me happy: My unhealthy coping mechanisms, my favs, my friends!!, drawing (sometimes), reading/learning about something I’m interested in

5 things I’m currently into: TIM ROTH, LIE TO ME, Shakespeare, Star Wars, DC

5 things on my to do list: Get good fuckin grades for once in my damn life aye, finish watching Lie To Me, finish reading As You Like It and Othello, finish the school year & be done with it for the rest of my life, memorise all the experiments for the physics syllabus by Thursday if not my teacher will literally grill me

and lastly, tagged by @bunn1cula​ and Krenny again! Thank u two am loaf the both of u,

the last

1. drink: water 2. phone call: irl friend that is saved as ‘Mr. Pink’ in my phone (as per their request fhghg) 3. text message: ‘👌👌’ or if chats count then:

4. song you listened to: HOOKED ON A FEELING 5. time you cried: Yesterday while watching Lie To Me 6. dated someone twice: Nooooot yet 7. kissed someone and regretted it: NOT FOR ME THnks 8. been cheated on: ?? I don’t know. Probably not. 9. lost someone special: Yes 10. been depressed: Yeah, still am, but I think it’s not so bad nowadays (hopefully). 11. got drunk and thrown up: Never

3 favourite colours

12. Orange 13. White 14. Black

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: Yeah, definitely!  16. fallen out of love: NOT YET BUT MAYBE SOON 17. laughed until you cried: GOD A HECK OF A LOT OF TIMES 18. found out someone was talking about you: No, not really. I mean, there’s an asshole in my class that loves talking shit about me but I honestly don’t give a fuck about him he’s Irrelavant. 19. met someone who changed you: I don’t really know,,, I think I’m still the same? 20. found out who your friends are: I’ve never really had an issue with anyone, really. Maybe except one or two people, but yeah, the rest of y’all are alright. 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: NO

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: About 60/93 of them. I plan to boot a ton of them after I graduate tho. 23. do you have any pets: UNFORTUNATELY NO but I’d love a cat 24. do you want to change your name: UM SURE I mean it’d be kinda nice bc I hate when people I hate tainted my name by calling it, so yea, Yes 25. what did you do for your last birthday: I don’t think I did anything at all. 26. what time did you wake up: 6.30 a.m. (gotta love tht School Life) 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: ,,,Watching Lie To Me, reading fics instead of studying for my exam, 28. name something you can’t wait for: GRADUATING and getting tf outta here. 29. when was the last time you saw your mum: Last night ghghg 31. what are you listening to right now: Stuck In The Middle With You 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I was the person named Tom once, so, yes. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: My shitty fucking class/school. 34. most visited website: Tumblr, YouTube 35. hair colour: Dark brown 36. long or short hair: Short! 37. do you have a crush on someone: Mnnn 50/50 38. what do you like about yourself: I’m kinda sorta funny & I can draw sometimes 39. piercings: None 40. blood type: A+ 41. nickname: Jerry, Brucie, Tiaan, King Dickard II 42. relationship status: Single & That’s Alrighty 43. zodiac: Sagittarius 44. pronouns: He/Him or They/Them 45. favourite tv show: RN IT’S LIE TO ME (TIM ROTH COULD FUCKIGNG LIE TO ME RIGHT IN MY FACE & I’D BE LIKE WOW UR TELLIGN THE TRUTH I BELIEVE IN U), but I also like M*A*S*H, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and The Twilight Zone 46. tattoos: I idon’t really want any! 47. right or left handed: Right

first

48. surgery: None to my knowledge, or maybe a few when I was super young bc my moves (lungs) are weak babe 49. piercing: None (my mom keeps trying to get me to pierce my ear but it’s not my thing, & also if I do get it i’ll only get one and it’ll be the Gay Ear) 50. sport: Football, I think? In any case, I’m bomb as hell at getting hit in the fucking head by the sports balls.  51. vacation: London or Australia iirc 52. pair of trainers: I don’t remember either, I can barely remember anything from 2016.

more general

53. eating: Nothing at the moment 54. drinking: Water 55. i’m about to: Nap or watch Lie To Me (I haven’t decided) 56. waiting for: My exams to be over 57. want: Nothing at the moment 58. get married: Sure? I’m not really opposed to marriage as a whole, but if it starts getting yikes you bet your ass I’m gonna fucking bounce 59. career: I don’t have a career rn but I’d like to do illustration/concept art it seems p cool. Either that or become a psychologist and charge people $30 for readings.

which is better

60. hugs or kisses: I don’t like either 61. lips or eyes: Eyes 62. shorter or taller: I don’t really care. I love both short girls and guys (@tiM), and tall girls and guys are just as good! 63. older or younger: Doesn’t really matter to me either. 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Also doesn’t really matter but if ur arms are good I’m definitely eyes emoji af 65. hook up or relationship: Relationship. 66. troublemaker or hesitant: See, I’d say hesitant but I don’t really know that either. Just as long as you’re not doing some stupid shit we’re good.

have you ever

67. kissed a stranger: No 68. drank hard liquor: Nope.. Well, not to my knowledge. 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t wear either ghgng 70. turned someone down: No 71. sex on the first date: N O 72. broken someone’s heart: UH Yeah when I was 13 (how even the fucK.) 73. had your heart broken: yEP 74. been arrested: Never bc I’m a cop, Larry 75. cried when someone died: Yes. I’m okay throughout the funeral but the minute it registers that I’m never gonna see them again, I’m gooooone af. Even if I didn’t particularly like the person when they were alive. 76. fallen for a friend: YEAH!!! But it’s usually one of those new-friend crushes sourry.

do you believe in

77. yourself: I mean, Sometimes. It’s like... Can I do it? Most Likely. Did I do it correctly? Most Likely Not. 78. miracles: Not really, no. 79. love at first sight: Yeah, sure, I mean everyone’s different, so who’s to say just because I don’t feel it someone else doesn’t. 80. santa claus: No way my dude 81. kiss on the first date: Depends bc at mY AGE I’m not boutta put my face anywhere near someone else’s thts jst weird 82. angels: Mayhaps,,,, I don’t believe that they don’t exist, if that makes sense.

other

83. current best friend’s name: Mmmnnnn Kylogram (Kyle Ron), maybe? I’ve a few best friends. 84. eye colour: Dark brown, they look kinda nice in the sun I guess. 85. favourite movie: RESERVOIR DOGS, Four Rooms, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, The Lion in Winter, TMFU, Wonder Woman, ROTJ, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

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This is a big Mess, but yeA I’m tagging whoever was mentioned above & no one else bc this has gone on for long enough, to do the one you weren’t tagged in or hell do the first one if you want, bc that one is a compilation of like 3 different tag memes ghfh. Good bye u all.

(OH YEAH if ur a mutual/follower/whoEVER who sees this feel free to do if if you’d like!! Say I tagged you if you’d like to c:)

[i-like-your-genitalia]

You are going to kill me... buuut all 200 questions? I'm keeping you busy and thinking about your life

200: My crush’s name is: Jennifer 


199: I was born in: a hospital? (Jks 1998)


198: I am really: funny 


197: My cellphone company is: Lebara


196: My eye color is: boring ol’ brown 


195: My shoe size is: a ladies 9


194: My ring size is: I actually don’t know


193: My height is: 5'10 


192: I am allergic to: nothing surprisingly 


191: My 1st car was: 1998 Subaru Legacy (the station wagon)


190: My 1st job was: Checkout Worker


189: Last book you read: The Accident Man


188: My bed is: a king 


187: My pet: I don’t have one atm 


186: My best friend: Anushka 


185: My favorite shampoo is: I don’t have one (but I like anything coconut or tropical scented)


184: Xbox or ps3: don’t care 


183: Piggy banks are: lit


182: In my pockets: I’m a girl, only 20% of my clothes have pockets big enough to put anything in 


181: On my calendar: “Spotify Premium runs out on the 27th of August"


180: Marriage is: Not married 


179: Spongebob can: 


178: My mom: is awesome 


177: The last three songs I bought were? Whatever I listened to last on Spotify? 


176: Last YouTube video watched: review on Aztec clay face mask 


175: How many cousins do you have? 4 step cousins and then 6 blood related cousins 


174: Do you have any siblings? Just a younger sister 


173: Are your parents divorced? Nah they still together and in love 


172: Are you taller than your mom? Only just 


171: Do you play an instrument? I used to play the piano 


170: What did you do yesterday? Worked

[ I Believe In ]


169: Love at first sight: kinda 


168: Luck: yes 


167: Fate: not really 


166: Yourself: sometimes 


165: Aliens: yes 


164: Heaven: yes 


163: Hell: no 


162: God: yes 


161: Horoscopes: I mostly enjoy the zodiac memes and compatibility and personality horoscopes 


160: Soul mates: yes, but I believe you have more than one 


159: Ghosts: yes 


158: Gay Marriage: big yes 


157: War: nope


156: Orbs: it would be cool but I’m neutral 


155: Magic: yes

[ This or That ]


154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs 


153: Drunk or High: Drunk 


152: Phone or Online: Online 


151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads 


150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes 


149: Hot or cold: Hot 


148: Summer or winter: Summer 


147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 


146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 


145: Night or Day: Day 


144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 


143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly 


142: McDonalds or Burger King: Maccas 


141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 


140: Mac or PC: Mac


139: Flip flops or high heels: High Heels 


138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor 


137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke


136: Hillary or Obama: OBAMA


135: Burried or cremated: Cremated 


134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing 


133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel 


132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who are they?


131: Small town or Big city: Big city 


130: Wal-Mart or Target: I haven’t been to either 


129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller 


128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 


127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast 


126: Your Birthday or Christmas: this is too cruel to answer 


125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 


124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 


123: Yankees or Red Sox: um don’t care

[ Here’s What I Think About ]


122: War: It’s expensive and unnecessary and should be a last resort. It’s not worth the lives lost, people injured and relocated. The monetary cost is ridiculous and it barley solves anything. It cause more issues and potentially more wars

121: George Bush: did 9/11


120: Gay Marriage: It’s actually crazy how long and how much effort it took to get this accepted. And I just hope this right isn’t taken away! 


119: The presidential election: Donald Trump and Pence need to die or be locked up forever, I don’t even understand how anyone thought that Hilary Clinton would be worse. 


118: Abortion: Pro-choice for the win 


117: MySpace: I wasn’t old enough for this 


116: Reality TV: my guilty pleasure tbh 


115: Parents: I love my parents and they are good to me. But it would be great if they could be less homophobic. 


114: Back stabbers: I don’t know why people feel the need to intentionally hurt and embarrass someone, especially someone who isn’t prepared for it or trusts you 


113: Ebay: I don’t really use eBay 


112: Facebook: I use it to tag my non tumblr friends in memes and to stalk people 


111: Work: I’m sick of my job but I’m having to stick it out for now. 


110: My Neighbors: They are seasonal but if their kids could not move and rearrange the bedroom at the ass crack of dawn that would be fantastic 


109: Gas Prices: New Zealand, especially in the towns. Gas prices are so high. Spain isn’t so bad


108: Designer Clothes: I’d rather have more clothes than one designer one 


107: College: 


106: Sports: I have zero hand eye coordination and therefore hate sports! But I will watch the Olympics 


105: My family: They are cool for the most part 


104: The future: is scary and it makes me wanna throw up if I think too much about it

[ Last time I ]


103: Hugged someone: like a week ago 


102: Last time you ate: I’m eating chocolate right now 


101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: my grandparents and my cousins today 


100: Cried in front of someone: it’s been forever 


99: Went to a movie theater: like a good 6-8 months ago


98: Took a vacation: ummm like 4 months ago 


97: Swam in a pool: yesterday 


96: Changed a diaper: not since my babysitting days 


95: Got my nails done: literally before I left New Zealand so 5 months ago


94: Went to a wedding: it’s been years 


93: Broke a bone: never actually broken anything in my body 


92: Got a peircing: I got my ears pieced when I was 12 


91: Broke the law: Probably when I was driving, speeding or something but nothing I've been charged with lmao


90: Texted: like a couple of hours ago

[ MISC ]


89: Who makes you laugh the most: my sister 


88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: having consistently good home cooked meals 


87: The last movie I saw: probably shrek 


86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: being back in New Zealand! Or doing some travelling 


85: The thing im not looking forward to: working 


84: People call me: gay
83: The most difficult thing to do is: be honest 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: I actually haven’t 


81: My zodiac sign is: Leo 


80: The first person i talked to today was: my girlfriend 


79: First time you had a crush: the first crush I remember, I was in year 4 (so 8 years old) and it was on this boy named Joseph 


78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: I’m good at hiding things tbh 


77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my sister when my mum and dad were talking shit 


76: Right now I am talking to: my sister and my friends from New Zealand 


75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Hairdressing tho I kinda would like to do pre school/nursery/kindergarten teaching 


74: I have/will get a job: currently working as front of house at a little supermarket 


73: Tomorrow: I’m working and doing house work


72: Today: I slept and then worked 


71: Next Summer: I will hopefully be enjoying the sunshine 


70: Next Weekend: Working yet again and having dinner with my grandparents 


69: I have these pets: Definitely a cat, and also a dog 


68: The worst sound in the world: chalk or finger nails on a chalkboard 


67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself 


66: People that make you happy: my sister, my friends and my girlfriend 


65: Last time I cried: when I watched beauty and the beast 


64: My friends are: absolutely incredible, I don’t deserve them


63: My computer is: I don’t have one anymore 


62: My School: I’m not in school 


61: My Car: I don’t have a car atm 


60: I lose all respect for people who: are snakes 


59: The movie I cried at was: beauty and the beast


58: Your hair color is: brown and boring 
57: TV shows you watch: Atm limitless, shooter, Shetland, Rewatching Criminal Minds, AHS and Black Mirror


56: Favorite web site: boohoo.com or iherb 


55: Your dream vacation: A cruise or a historical/relaxed tour of the ancient world 


54: The worst pain I was ever in was: in a tie between slamming my fingers in a car door or when I got a virus (it’s a really bad version of food poisoning) and I actually thought I was gonna die. 


53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium to well done 


52: My room is: relatively clean and currently got that minimal plant theme going 


51: My favorite celebrity is: Dua Lipa 


50: Where would you like to be: with @dysfunctionalgroup


49: Do you want children: yeah one day 


48: Ever been in love: yes 


47: Who’s your best friend: Anushka 


46: More guy friends or girl friends: it used to be a balance but now mostly girl friends 


45: One thing that makes you feel great is: cute underwear and a good nights sleep 


44: One person that you wish you could see right now:


43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yes


42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally but it’s not written down anywhere 


41: Have you pre-named your children: no, but I have some names I really like lined up 


40: Last person I got mad at: my sister 


39: I would like to move to: the Uk or NZ 


38: I wish I was a professional:

[ My Favorites ]


37: Candy: Reece’s pieces or skittles 


36: Vehicle: Kinda want a Range Rover or a Land Rover but in the old style. Or a classic car


35: President: Obama


34: State visited: ive never been to America 


33: Cellphone provider: Lebara 


32: Athlete: my bio teacher, she played for a big women’s netball team 


31: Actor: Jensen Ackles 


30: Actress: Gal Gadot 


29: Singer: Dua Lipa


28: Band: The Internet

27: Clothing store: h&m or boohoo


26: Grocery store: I don’t have one 


25: TV show: Brooklyn 99


24: Movie: I have too many 


23: Website: this hell hole


22: Animal: Cats or Goats 


21: Theme park: I’ve only been to Disney 


20: Holiday: Christmas and Halloween 


19: Sport to watch: Gymnastics 


18: Sport to play: None


17: Magazine: who reads magazines anymore 


16: Book: the Mysterious Benedict Society 


15: Day of the week: Friday 


14: Beach: as long as it’s sandy I’m cool 


13: Concert attended: J Cole


12: Thing to cook: Pizza and Sweet and Sour Pork 


11: Food: Cheesburgers 


10: Restaurant: Any that sell food I like 


9: Radio station: ZM




8: Yankee candle scent: most of them




7: Perfume: Dolce and Gabbana, Floral Drops




6: Flower: forget me nots




5: Color: Green




4: Talk show host: don’t have a fave




3: Comedian: don’t have a fave




2: Dog breed: Border Collie




1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Guess you’ll never know

[spampop]

While ur very right about the struggle he faces, i feel as though he can be himself? At least, he doesn't really truly show repression, hes just himself and people kinda hate him for it sometimes.

For example, in the episode you mentioned about the sermon, he doesn't get upset at the fact that rev putty gets all up in his business about it. He just doesn't seem to try to fit in. Danielle can go as far as admitting to getting with Bloberta just to be closer to Clay and saying he doesn't feel sorry.

In my opinion, either he's extraordinarily apathetic or became numb to the opinions of others because of the environment he was born and raised in. At some point, after getting too many weird looks and possibly too many insults, he might've just. Stopped caring.

It seems to me like he's the kind of person to do whatever it takes to get what he wants, as long as it's not too much of an effort. And thats why he switches between who he prays to, more often than not.

Moralton is shown to be a place where repression and hiding have led to people being unable to grow and move on, who are stuck in a cycle that makes everybody miserable. In that sense, Danielle fits right in, if not even shines in comparison because he's a hedonist who inevitably gets pleasure from /something/. That trait plays a really powerful role in his character.

I will give you this, though, there is definitely some truth to him having an inner conflict, but my theory is a little different from the one you've discussed. Because even after he gave up a life of real and true conformity, he still misses Clay. And he still failed at having a stable relationship with him. He was so affected that he accepted to spend the day with the child of said man, a rare moment of vulnerability.

Now for someone who's been detached to that point, to be safe, wouldn't it be crushing to be hurt all over again because you dared care?

Bi and gay people have struggled with having to block out their emotions and bargain with them, historically. I'm pretty sure Danielle isn't the only one and maybe that's what Moral Orel was trying to represent. Maybe I'm digging too deep in a stop motion series made over ten years ago. And maybe i should sleep seeing as it is 1:23 am. Cool number tho.

- Rhizz signing oph

I’m not reblogging the post this is a response to (if solely because it has untagged mentions of some of the shittier things about Moral Orel characters) but I ended up having 2 takes on it. Tw homophobia

First: when looking at a piece of media it’s weird to not expect a person to get emotionally invested in its world and characters. Like, that’s just a side effect of art…

Second: A piece being Satire means you should look CLOSER at what it’s using its characters to do, not back away from it and go ‘hee hee it’s just supposed to be funny.’ Satire is trying to make a point, humor is how it points out the ridiculousness of the world we live in and the rules that govern it.

ANYWAY let’s talk about Danielle and what I think they were trying to do with him. (though they fumbled a LOT in their tactic.)

To do so I’m going to compare him with the only openly gay character (open is an important word here) in the show: Stephanie. Stephanie is established as being Other to the world of Moralton in a way that’s very on the nose. She’s not a Christian, she works at a sex shop, she has a shit ton of piercings, while she gets maternal pangs she doesn’t seem interested in actually going through with the whole marriage and kids thing Moralton would want from her. And she’s one of the few characters in the show portrayed as genuine and kind.

Highkey The Blessed Union has no subtlety when it comes to this… The series as a whole isn’t subtle but like-

Clay: Son, she's only pleasant because she is different. When you're normal like the rest of us in Moralton, you have the luxury of being unpleasant.

‘Rem what does this have to do with Stopframe?’ Well, Danielle sits in a sort of in between space, represented by him switching between God and Satan on a whim. While Clay can repress his bisexuality every second of every day, Danielle can’t manage that. Literally Putty saw it the moment he decided to walk into church, it’s something only Orel really doesn’t catch onto until the end. So he can’t really be the pious Christian man that the town wants.

And he can’t express himself and just… Be like Stephanie can. He wants the ‘normalcy’ that Clay in some ways represents. Satan was arguably about that fact, with the cult being strange… But ultimately happy in their own skin, living their own lives, they don’t want a Virgin to sacrifice for evil. They just wanna have sex and enjoy the pleasures of life and… Danielle can’t do that not fully at least. So he switches. Between doing the most evil things he can, taking in the world that he’s been forbidden from. Being Satan. And loving Clay, trying to fit himself into a mold that he will never truly be match.

[odd-gelato]

Yo, Levi here! First off, concerning the pen holder: I love it so much omg. I can’t stop picturing him putting lots of effort and concentration into making that little figurine out of salt dough (I think that’s what it is? It might be clay but I find that kind of hard to imagine bc gravity) and then when it’s done wrapping it with a little bow or something… I love him so much.

he probably put so much work into it!! adorable. what a sweet child.

But now to what I actually wanted to talk about: The Lego Batman Movie. First off, it was my first Batman movie (and I’ve never opened a single DC comic either) so obviously I didn’t get as much out of it as a die-hard fan might’ve but I still loved it. It wasn’t quite at the level of the Lego Movie imho but it was still very good and I can’t wait for the sequel!

i never really got into batman, though i’ve seen some of the movies and a little bit of the animated show, so i got a few of the references. (in regards to dc tho i got into superman big time for a while. i love my nerd son clark kent.) it’s definitely not on par with the lego movie, but honestly tlm is hard to beat, and i totally loved it.

But I have to admit, I was quite a bit dissapointed by the level of gay it brought us. I mean if I’d gone in there without expectations I probably would’ve been thrilled but tumblr made it seem like Batjokes was gonna be actual, literal canon (and I SO expected a kiss scene in that one scene towards the end… you know the one. but I don’t wanna spoiler for anyone else) but I guess it’s my own fault for hoping against reason ^^

i didn’t expect there to be a kiss scene (watching legos kiss seems a little awkward? they’d just be tapping faces and i would laugh too hard to take the scene seriously). also there wasn’t one at the end of tlm either. however! emmet and wyldstyle did hold hands. which generally speaking is not a big thing, except through the whole movie they keep almost holding hands in the way two characters in another movie might almost kiss. so the way they shot emmet and wyldstyle holding hands at the end made it a big deal and symbolized the solidifying of their (romantic) relationship. anyway i really liked the part where batman and joker save the city by holding hands. i know i know, it wasn’t focused on that strongly. but still!! esp after batman’s speech abt dedicating so much of his life to the joker and saying that there is an “us”. and that whole confession of hate, backlit by the sunset? disgustingly romantic. these two are so sappy i hate them.

What really bugged me though (although this might be resolved in a bit of dialouge I couldn’t quite catch? (there aren’t any OL cinemas near me so I had to watch a cam) even if so though it’s still a weak resolve) was how when….. okay, this part doesn’t work with spoiler avoidance so if you’re someone other than odd who’s reading this (for whatever reason, I just ramble??) and you haven’t seen the lego batman movie yet… spoilers. *SPOILER FROM HERE ON* Okay, anyway, when he was in the Phantom Zone and the brick told him to bring back ALL the villains I was so, so sure he was gonna have to banish Joker again (and then a happy ending after he got re-evaluated by the brick and declared not a villain since he barely passed the first time, probably) and there would be lots of angst and hey I should totally write a fix it fic about that where I fill that plothole (with angst!) but I’m a terrible writer and also lazy so… yeah. But one day, maybe. Anyway, I think I can go back to spoiler free now. *END OF SPOILER* So yeah, that kinda annoyed the heck out of me but other than that I loved it and who knows, I might even get into Batman/DC after all… I’ve been thinking about doing so for a while now (mostly… nah let’s be honest: exclusively because of harley and poison ivy) and I feel like this might be that last push I needed. I still refuse to EVER watch Suicide Squad tho.

this question is not answered at all. you did not miss anything. at no point is it addressed. and it drives me nuts!! however, there is already a fix-it fic that i love and it’s now my headcanon. please read it it’s great. 

there’s plenty of really good batman content out there (the animated series is on my long list of things to watch), so even though i don’t know a whole lot, i do know it’s definitely something worth getting into. i actually watched suicide squad (at the $3 theater down the street from my house, no way was i paying full admission) bc my dad wanted to go see it, and it was... actually really frustrating. i hate to say it, but it could have been good. i was rewriting shit in my head the whole time just thinking if this had been given to a responsible adult it could have worked. but that’s a whole ‘nother rant.

Also, I literally just now started watching it but I’m already in love so, have you ever watched a show called Harvey Beaks and if so, would you be interested in discussing it? Also, I remember you said once you liked The Stanley Parable, is that on the table for discusson or something bc there’s a theory concerning the freedom ending I’d love to share with someone! Oh, and do you play Sims 4? If so, would you like to gush about the toddler update with me?

i haven’t watched harvey beaks, but the name sounds vaguely familiar. and i did play the stanley parable but it was a long time ago and i forget how far i got? i forget a lot about it. i don’t play the sims tho, sorry.

Anyway, that’s pretty much all I think, if I think of more I’ll make sure to annoy you with it! :-) I love you! <3 Levi

please do!! ilu too, and thank you for blessing me with this picture of the rock.

[dirtysenner]

The critique made will be most focused on the individual characters and their development as well as the book's importance to the story.

Arc One- Dragonet Prophecy

Book One- The Dragonet Prophecy

Overall well done, would’ve maybe had Clay actually end up killing someone either defending himself or defending his friends and having him have that guilt and better understanding of the true fact that even though he had killed, he wasn’t a killer. Clay needed a better plot arc as he’s exactly the same at the end of the whole series and that just won’t stand. He needs ANGST. Also remove the scrapped Glory x Clay foreshadowing at the start of the book. It bugs me.

6/10

Book Two- The Lost Heir

Perfect. But I would rather Whirlpool die more painfully. Eels are too merciful. Fuckin pedo. Though Tsunami loses all personality after this book so there’s an issue there.

10/10

Book Three- The Hidden Kingdom

Perfect, interesting society and well-developed culture. Glory x Deathbringer is problematic tho but maybe the Winglets just need to be edited. (There are errors in that book as well, in the blurb “Fierceteeth” was spelled as “Fiercetooth” as well as there being a name repeat.)

9/10 (cuz weird age gap is ickkkkkkk)

Book Four- The Dark Secret

No real issues here, I have less qualms with the first arc since it’s pretty well done. One thing is, I hate Fatespeaker. Kill her or at least make her leave Starflight alone, let mans be bi in peace.

7/10

Book Five- The Brightest Night

Loved the climax and the resolution. But godammit let Peril be the Wings of Fire, Tui, you bitch, let her have that. Thorn is lovely and Smolder is hella gay. Wish Sunny being a hybrid made more sense, why would a sandy yellow tribe and a black starry tribe make a golden mini dragon. Makes no sense, at least give her freckled silver hidden in her scales. Also Sunny and Fatespeaker would’ve made an awesome ship. Wasted opportunity.

8/10

Arc Two- Jade Mountain Prophecy

Book Six- Moon Rising

Excellent choice making Moon the MC since she gave us unique insight and it really helped with world building. Darkstalker is a groomer and pedo so there's that. Nothing much to say here but Moon does lose all personality after this book.

7/10

Book Seven- Winter Turning

Abusive toxic man. Racist is his whole personality and after this book everyone just forgets he’s a dickhead and pretends it never happened. Hailstorm angst was excellent though, well done and as an angst lover, a true delicacy. Hailstorm is a traumatized gay man and you cannot tell me otherwise. The only thing about Winter that changed is him being less misogynistic and less racist.

4/10 (purely cuz angst)

Book Eight- Escaping Peril

Perils' development was interesting and her overcoming her conditioning to be loyal was wonderful to watch as well as her just being overall my favorite character by far <3.

8/10

Book Nine- Talons of Power

Tbh I forget about this one a lot, it’s mostly Anemone being an ass and Turtle being a chicken. Family drama galore.

5/10

Book Ten- The Darkness of Dragons

OH BOY THE MIXED FEELINGS. Darkstalker pedo confirmed, he turned Fierceteeth into his dead ex and tried to commit genocide. Moon being so insistent that she could fix Darkstalker and how much she believed in him, and how he deserved a second chance definitely was weird and I know she was under a spell but like, WHAT. The ending felt weird cuz Tui seemed to be making it up as she went, she had written herself into a corner since Darkstalker was immortal, untouchable, and immune to all other magic. But the talk he had with Quibli was very very interesting and I really wish that had been explored more. The Quibli corruption arc would’ve saved this series for me but Tui AIN’T GOT THE BALLS FOR THAT. It was a very long book for the series and a lot happened but not a lot at the same time. Like I said, mixed feelings.

?/10

Arc Three- The Lost Continent Prophecy

Book Eleven- The Lost Continent

Loved it. The class system, the world building, the bug facts within it and the link to the first continent, so well done. Blue is a little boring though, bland and utterly harmless, reminiscent of Clay, but more boring. The world building was what saved it.

9/10 (would’ve been 10/10 but Blue done and effed it up)

Book Twelve- The Hive Queen

Loved it, the continued development kept me engaged and the fashion part was PEAK. Cricket was a lovable nerd and a sweet person who could actually get shit done. The reveal of how the hive mind worked was creepy and so well done, I cannot say anything bad about this book.

10/10

Book Thirteen- The Poison Jungle

The best one so far. AGAIN with the BALLER world building and PEAK development, Sundew and Willow’s love story was amazing and I loved the cultural dynamic between the Sapwings and the Poisonwings. The carnivorous plants were interesting as all hell and the Leafwings were badass. Hawthorn was a twist villain done RIGHT and this is the book I’ve re-read the most BY FAR. This was the point when I was in peak obsession with the series, it was everything I’d ever wanted in a series and I thought it would continue to improve. My heart was promptly broken.

100000000/10

Book Fourteen- The Dangerous Gift AKA, the beginning of the end

The entire book was pointless. I can tell you everything that happened in one sentence. Lost Continent bros show up and Snowfall is racist, she follows them around and becomes less racist, she learns crown thing is cursed, she break it, yayyyyyyy, they go to Lost Continent. WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE THREE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX PAGES TO GET THAT?????

1/10. Wasted my time.

Book Fifteen- The Flames of Hope AKA the big disappointment and the thing that made me lose interest in the series.

The angst around their friends being under the control of the Othermind was good, but not good enough to save this book. What I don’t get is why FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS couldn’t take on a few Hivewings. Jambu and Pineapple could go invisible and SPIT ACID and Quibli had a stinger, Moon could read minds and Tsunami was a seasoned fighter. WHY DID THEY FUCKIN LOSE???? The pace was so mind-numbingly slow and the entire book was just a giant lore-dump in the worst way possible. Luna was just vibing underground all alone for the majority of the book “face a great evil with talons united” MY ASS. The entire thing was resolved by making a centuries old dragonet feel bad for you. Where is our epic ending? Tui’s aversion to violent resolutions makes no sense, this book series ain’t for little kids, dragons die in violent ways all the time, Fjord, Whirlpool, Arctic, literally any Skywing prisoner, Morrowseer, Blister, Burn, Dune, Kestrel, Osprey, Queen Battlewinner, the list goes on. I feel like maybe a better solution could’ve been to finally give us a violent resolution. In past books, peaceful ones kind of worked, but this wasn’t that book. Once again, Tui had backed herself into another corner, making up a poorly done bullshit ending that was unsatisfying and rushed. This book makes me sad and mad. This killed Wings of Fire.

-99999999999999/10 (Would’ve taken away another 1 but Jambu x Pineapple being canon was cute)

Here’s a hot take: Wings of Fire Flames of Hope was dogshit.

@annabannnananana back me up on this