#deepfryed

[weasleloop]

my friends rlly wanted me to post a font/stamp test page so here you go

[venacoeurva]

The first Dragonborn

first attempt at digital mimic-mosaic 💃

-Please do not reupload/edit/use without proper credit or linking back. Ask first, please-

[francy-sketches]

Whenever people talk about lack of media literacy they always bring up people who think a character doing bad things=the author endorsing said bad things which are very annoying but I feel like we're ignoring the opposite, equally annoying side of the discourse who think if you criticize the inclusion/depiction of dark/sensitive topics in any way it’s bc you’re a dumb baby who can’t separate fiction from reality. and it's like no I know I’m not supposed to clap and cheer at violence against women I’m criticizing how much of it there is. Idiot

[mintmatcha]

The door closes with a bump of your hip and toss your keys into the bowl. The mumble of the television carries through the hall, marked by the sudden, shaky sound of a cough. You slip off your shoes and walk into the living room, knowing he'll be exactly where you left him.

Kuroo is the epitome of pathetic. Dressed in only his pj pants, he's sprawled across the couch, limbs limply hanging over the sides. Used tissues are scattered on his chest and another one is stuffed into his chapped nose; it bobs as he turns to you and sighs.

"Hey, sicky." You muss his hair before dotting a kiss against his forehead. "How are you feeling?"

"Awful. Horrible." Kuroo's voice is starting to come back, but it's still mostly scratches and jumps. "Worse than death."

It's the flu - he'll be fine in a couple of days. "Poor thing."

"Yeah, I am a poor thing." Kuroo clutches your hands with the voracity of a dying Dicken's character. "I'm supposed to be in America right now. America, baby. The home of deep-fried twinkies."

You do feel a little bad; he was really looking forward to this work trip, but his company didn't want to put a sick man on a plane.

"There'll be other trips," you try, "And other unhealthy smacks."

"Sigh." He says the actual word. "Sigh. And it's so boring here without you. I cleaned the fridge so I didn't die of boredom."

You go to coo again, then pause.

"Wait, really?" You had been putting that off longer than you'd like to admit.

"Yeah, I did the whole kitchen." He sighs again. "And the bathroom."

"The whole bathroom?"

"Even the floor."

Oh. Your heart flutters a bit. You had been lamenting over having to scrub the floor. Kuroo is a good partner, but he's never been one to clean on his own volition. Hell, you can barely get him to pick his laundry off of the floor. The fact that he cleaned without being asked...

You're a little giddy over it.

"Would taking a bath in our clean bathroom make you feel better?" You push his bangs to the side and watch them bounce back.

"I already took a shower today."

Your fingers trail down to his neck. "Would taking a bath with me make you feel better?"

"Are you horny right now?" He points to the tissue jammed into his nostril. "Really?"

"I'm a simple woman: you clean my house and my pussy gets wet."

He barks out a laugh, only to cut himself off with a wheezing coughing fit. When he finally catches his breath, his poor little eyes are red rimmed and wet.

"I'm too sick to give you a good performance."

You debate kissing him, then think better of it.

"Don't worry," you say, "I'll do the work."

Kuroo cackles softer this time, toothy grin biting into his lower lip.

"Can we do that thing you never let me do?"

"Let's see how clean the bathroom is - then, we'll talk."

[yi3248]

a c0mm, inspired by the lovers of valdaro

thank you so much for the coffee!! it was a joy painting this

[vaggieslefteye]

ALASTOR | ᴅᴇᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅʟɪɢʜᴛꜱ

bonus:

"We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before!"

(had to include husk because it looks like a still image otherwise)

[lambment]

You broke me down, your comics and AU are so good I bought the game. I’m literally starting it up right now as I type this. You did this.

All according to sudoku…

[elementcattos]

who is gonna tell potassium that deep-fried bananas exist?

[pensable]

[emzzy]

screenshot redraw of my favorite Angsty teenager <3 (original below)

[obbystars]

THAT FUCKING FISH THAT I HATE

[sir-fluffbutts]

Your the guy who deep fried their characters that one time right???

HELPPPP

YES THAT IS ME

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i always find it extreamly funny when people remember me by obscure things such as this and "the carbonated poop water guy"

[raydoobles]

Was gonna post this an hour earlier but my camera was having some wweeeiiirrrddd issues

None the less, i have more traditional Rays that were on the backburner for 3 or so days

The og camera malfunction image is past the keep reading bar :D

Here's the og image i took, it's horrid to say the least...you cant even see the iridescent coating on the star stickers 😔

Now it's time to butcher Bullfrog (by drawing him of course), i can't draw amphibians well

[turtledotjpeg]

I don't know anything about the hunter x hunter mobage aside from the art I see people post on tumblr, but it seems like Melody isn't in any of the cute seasonal outfit card sets and it makes me sad

So I scribbled some of my own beach Melodys o/ I think she deserves a beach day

[chiyune]

4th period adaine drawing :]]]

[cowboyreminders]

@yeehawgust Week 2 - Country Love Song

Very late, but at least it's here!