#dear sir

[thymelessink]

Posting pretty pictures because he 💜

[mister-girl]

Nicolas Cage in Con air yum yum

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May 8th

Jonathan Harker: *is shaving*

Dracula: *is invisible in mirror*

Dracula: *Tries to throttle Jonathan* Dracula: cutting yourself is VERY DANGEROUS in this country

Dracula: This cursed glass! *hurls Jonathan’s mirror out the window*

Jonathan Harker, after all of these things: good thing the bottom of my shaving pot is made of metal so I can still shave! :D

[make-me-your-animal]

[cthulum]

@sir-blackthorn

[artcalledpourbrush]

Dear Sir

Please aid me for the raddles

RADS

I’ve been hearing and listening even sleeping

It’s, causes of a radical

US thee all subjugated subjects

Needing defenses from

Not that Spades bring whatever, trump player

But this Idea

Of running America as a golden business machine

Laying the Golden eggs for one wanting a Trump card, like cards of bad people back in facials on poker playing cards and dollar bills now for a price paid more than worth still groping to fill a bank account on way or another

Cha ching clank clank clank pull again

The aid is not here! All confused and some leaders don’t carry a pulse (yepper or ree all the lasting eel ill Senators for all ever that’s the States Control)outlandish fore Father’s embarrassments

Nothing new from a Republican since when they were Democrats

Always wanting Enslaved

[artcalledwind]

[woof-verine]

logan looking at wade appraisingly on the bench when wade asks if he’ll see logan around. logan wondering if he really means it or if it’s just a thing he says to everyone instead of saying goodbye. logan taking the same road he always does and leaving wade behind the same way he leaves everyone behind. convincing himself it’s better for wade if he leaves him there on the bench, not wanting him to see the real mess that is logan, just to remember the hero instead.

wade doubling down, calling after logan. logan stopping in his tracks, because when he leaves, people always just let him. no one wants him around enough to ask him to stay twice. they say it once, in the heat of the moment, and then think better of it. or they don’t think better of it, and they end up dead. but not wade. wade can’t die. and there he is, calling after logan a second time, asking if he can introduce him to his roommate, to all his friends who they just saved the universe for.

logan looking at wade with wonder in his eyes as he introduces logan to althea. the soft smile that creeps onto his face from just looking at him. the determination to be on his best behavior, to not fuck it up with the people wade cares so much about. the hope that he can earn his place among them. the searing, painful, hopeful feeling that floods his chest when he realizes, after 200 years, that someone finally brought him home.

[newgroundstier]

worlds greatest PR guy

[alfheimr]

OP collection

[mangyraccooon]

I inflict on you my modern dragodile brainrot

Random thoughts that I didn’t have energy to draw

- this is the only “safe” timeline from the canon event (divorce) ie they never fell out (their best selves)

- croc would’ve killed at rugby (I base pre transition croc off of a American rugby player Ilona Maher, she’s amazing fr)

- dragon is the singer/ front man of the punk rock band revolutionary army or the “revs”

- croc runs baroque works a company that deals with property development

- everyone at baroque works thought croc was a widower for like the longest time (it’s seriously embarrassing)

- croc 100% stares at the billboard whenever he misses his husband is bored

- dragons music is like des rocs mixed with falling in reverse (one day i animate bad girls club)

- they have matching tattoos (for luffy)

While they are both very cool they immediately become massive losers whenever within 10 ft of Luffy

Some examples

Crocodile losing his reading glasses on his head

Dragon shrieking when startled (he had headphones in)

Both running into a solid object while staring at the other; pole, door, car, wall

They have a super solid partnership (mainly because they are ok being on their own, they don’t have to be with each other 24/7) it’s not the classic I need you in my life it’s I don’t need you but I want you in my life.

[pratchettquotes]

"Well, if I can be of any help to the Times--"

"We won't be bribed, either," said William. He knew he was galloping in among the sharpened stakes here, but he'd be damned before he'd be patronized.

"Bribed?" said Vetinari. "My dear sir, seeing what you're capable of for nothing, I'd hesitate to press even a penny into your hand."

Terry Pratchett, The Truth

[wasyago]

how is this guy the sneaky one when he literally looks like this

[madokkakin]

🖌️

[yanenass-blog]

Past is past -

Some Dragon x Crocodile angst, and Crocodad because their story breaks me in half.

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Harvey from Stardew..

+ a version w/out glasses :3

I love him your honour, he's my malewife

(there's also a wip animatic for sdv under the cut!)