#deanenby

[jimmycoded]

So. remember chad lindberg? Yeah.

i requested a cameo from Chad 365 days ago today.

~it was a shit show; here’s the exposé~

(you can skip all screenshots of the posts/tweets but in case u wanted a refresher)

it all started with dean’s birthday; if hope is the thing with feathers, we soared like icarus under a rising sun, drunk on the potential of this tweet.

then, you know, things popped off.

many of us crossed the blue bird's no-man's-land to gather supplies and bottles of champagne, sending reports to the home front to be decoded.

we were emboldened by straightforward interactions, common values, and general camaraderie; samantha and chad, flying under the radar of the cw snipers (all trained on misha at the time) and unburdened by NDAs, cried out:

"the finale was bad, let's do something about it! and we agree with you, wink wonk"

And then. THEE day arrived.

the destiwedding day.

And i, in the euphoria of the absolute chaos the dash and my discord’s bullshit, paid real money for this d-list actor’s opinion.

𝐁ยŤ 𝔫ｏ𝓸Ỗ𝓞σ𝓸ό

then this happened on twitter (dozens of tweets... the boulder grabbed its own sniper...) (again, all screenshots of posts/tweets are optional)

i was in the middle of this shit

ₐₙd ₜₕₑₙ,,,,,

𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕.

ⱧɆ Ⱨ₳Đ ₮ⱧɆ ₥Ø₦ɆɎ ł₦ Ⱨł₴ Ⱨ₳₦Đ₴

ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵒᵒᵒ

the Sisyphean law of fandom: we will help you push the boulder up that sweet sweet hill, but unless you commit and drink the kool-aid, as john green once said: you will never survive the mortal act of culture unless you fuck the boulder.

you should've fucked the boulder, Chad

Here is your second chance to fuck the boulder, Chad;

Sisyphus dreams of you, as do I.

I submitted another request.

🆃🅷🅴 🅱🅾🆄🅻🅳🅴🆁 🅱🅴🅲🅺🅾🅽🆂 🆃🅷🅴🅴

stay tuned.

[thegeminisage]

Thank you for parsing through this journal and posting the highlights (lowlights?), because I simply do not have the strength. Man, fuck John Winchester.

ur v welcome i am having a Time over here. lowlights really is it huh

[lobotomycas]

Yoooo, is that parent trap AU you mentioned an actual fic? If it is, I am *begging* for a link or fic name. Truly amazing concept.

it isn't it's just a post but it's SOO funny here u go

[carryonwaywardsquirrel]

Samu, I am laughing SO HARD about your tags on that post about 4LW. The things that fic can do to a person, I tell ya...

you mean these?

what can i say i’m a deeply damaged human being 

[horsegirlhob]

Per your tags on that last rb: today the fandom discovered that there is a canadian minor league baseball team called the Cartwright Twins. In Scoobynatural Dean says "This is the best thing that has ever happened to me, and that includes the Cartwright Twins", implying that he had a threesome with twins. But armed with our new knowledge, we have collectively decided that instead Dean fucked an entire canadian baseball team.

Oh okay, carry on then

[tturing]

Yes, yes you DO wanna write that. Pspsps, I am manifesting your desire to write that.

gaahhhh it's working.........when I get home from work I will attempt to. no promises it will be any good but I will certainly try :p

[cowboycostume]

oodsphere >> smokerdean

tagging mutuals under the cut

@kenobians @save-the-sloths @casismymrdarcy @ironkissedmage @larvawaffle @likeadeeer @shakspeare @marlborodean @dalek-patronus @milfdean @flirtygayangel @unadorned-sincerity @heller-jensen @jensenreleasethetapes @deanenby @casitito @lobotomycastiel @roguepayasa @cactuscas

[quiteaccurate]

Via @deanenby

Hey remember when the first ep of season 10 literally started with Cas saying "I miss him" laying in bed in a bathrobe(which is he literally naked under) while talking about Dean with Sam on the phone, then it cuts to demon Dean singing "Too Sexy" at a bar with blue, pink and purple lighting behind him, then a zoom in Crowley watching him from a table, and then immediately cuts to a scene where Dean is naked and Crowley walks in and sees his dick.

Supernatural is a show

[carryonwaywardsquirrel]

Tagged by @never-forever-more and @maybenaheel

Last song: Run Boy Run by Woodkid (according to spotify, I had it on shuffle while driving last night and honestly remember nothing)

Last film: The Wolf of Wall Street (watched this with my parents when i visited them over Christmas break, wow I don’t really watch many movies)

Currently reading: The Game of God (seriously if you haven’t read Down to Agincourt you should it’s incredible)

Currently watching: Star Trek Discovery, rewatching Supernatural and The Handmaid’s Tale

Currently craving: exercise, I’ve spent the last few months sitting at my desk doing online classes while all the ice rinks are closed and I’m slowly becoming one with my chair 

Tagging:

@god-damn-demetria @deancrowleycas @a-profoundbond @why-cant-i-find-a-good-url @justmishahere @deanenby @geektwerp

[carryonwaywardsquirrel]

@deanenby assigned standing at birth

sorry i’m very normal but i still can’t believe the PRODUCER OF THE SHOW called misha collins in 2008 to say it was too gay for him to sit on dean’s bed. like. One early 2000s homophobic cultural anxieties were off the charttsssss Two he’s really been longconning since he got his first paycheck Three fellas is it gay to sit down. to sit down on furniture. on a bed, even. Four the literal fucking PRODUCER like kim manners can i fucking HELP YOU???????????

[imnotacreepijustlikeyou]

I have reblogged this before but I just needed to share @deanenby's tags

Cas looks SO earnest when he repeats the superman line he just wants dean to know hes trying to understands his references :( im going to sob

[quiteaccurate]

@deanenby taking care of Dean better than mrs. butters

15x14 - Last Holiday

[wingseyescas]

So correct @deanenby

belephegor MUST be at the destiel wedding. no one invited him but he turns up at the reception anyway and cas like doesnt want to make a scene abt it in front of jack bc they absolutely never told him abt All That but hes fuming

[monstermoviedean]

#Dean whispers in awe 'you're so strong' - @curlynerd

#damn right he does#and it's a good thing too because suddenly dean's knees are w e a k - @deanenby

i love this website

dean absolutely insists that he's going to bridal-carry cas over the threshold of their honeymoon suite, but just as dean opens the door cas sweeps dean's knees out from under him, catches him, lifts him like it's nothing, and carries him into the room.

[quiteaccurate]

Via @deanenby

ERIC KRIPKE YOU ARE SO UNWELL FOR THIS. SO FUCKING UNWELL. SEEK HELP.

..................

[carryonwaywardsquirrel]

@deanenby your TAGS

that anakin obi wan post about how the jedi can fuck they just can’t fall in love except it’s cas and naomi