#megfloresprotectionsquad

[jimmycoded]

So. remember chad lindberg? Yeah.

i requested a cameo from Chad 365 days ago today.

~it was a shit show; here’s the exposé~

(you can skip all screenshots of the posts/tweets but in case u wanted a refresher)

it all started with dean’s birthday; if hope is the thing with feathers, we soared like icarus under a rising sun, drunk on the potential of this tweet.

then, you know, things popped off.

many of us crossed the blue bird's no-man's-land to gather supplies and bottles of champagne, sending reports to the home front to be decoded.

we were emboldened by straightforward interactions, common values, and general camaraderie; samantha and chad, flying under the radar of the cw snipers (all trained on misha at the time) and unburdened by NDAs, cried out:

"the finale was bad, let's do something about it! and we agree with you, wink wonk"

And then. THEE day arrived.

the destiwedding day.

And i, in the euphoria of the absolute chaos the dash and my discord’s bullshit, paid real money for this d-list actor’s opinion.

𝐁ยŤ 𝔫ｏ𝓸Ỗ𝓞σ𝓸ό

then this happened on twitter (dozens of tweets... the boulder grabbed its own sniper...) (again, all screenshots of posts/tweets are optional)

i was in the middle of this shit

ₐₙd ₜₕₑₙ,,,,,

𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕕.

ⱧɆ Ⱨ₳Đ ₮ⱧɆ ₥Ø₦ɆɎ ł₦ Ⱨł₴ Ⱨ₳₦Đ₴

ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵒᵒᵒ

the Sisyphean law of fandom: we will help you push the boulder up that sweet sweet hill, but unless you commit and drink the kool-aid, as john green once said: you will never survive the mortal act of culture unless you fuck the boulder.

you should've fucked the boulder, Chad

Here is your second chance to fuck the boulder, Chad;

Sisyphus dreams of you, as do I.

I submitted another request.

🆃🅷🅴 🅱🅾🆄🅻🅳🅴🆁 🅱🅴🅲🅺🅾🅽🆂 🆃🅷🅴🅴

stay tuned.

[iknowicanbutwhy]

You mean because sunny would've stabbed himself when flies landed on him at the food market right

love that omori can be summarized as

[alexiaugustin]

@suburbanenigma @ijzermanora @jorgecrespo

@arzkiya-hai & @ijzerengels tagged me to do carmen's new tag game, thank you loves💌🧸

rules: based off of vibes alone, list the mutuals that you think you could beat in a fight vs the ones who would beat you

people i would beat: for some reason all five of u said that i would beat u in a fight?? don't u know that im just a lil baby i could never win a fight against any of u😭 but since u said that i would here we go @ijzermanora @jorgecrespo @arzkiya-hai & @ijzerengels im gonna swing at all of u and try to look as sexy as possible while doing so. other mutuals i could possibly beat @lesbeanfatou @amiraamore @hugoscenteno @yaraaimsakul & @egwenealmeara yall are just way too nice n sweet🥺

people who would beat me: @sotorubio you once said that the clip where tiff hit aurélien isn't bad because violence in general is bad but simply because it was unjustified... i am convinced that u know how to properly fight me the second i say that i turned into a tiff stan🤪 also you're a bad bitch (affectionate)!! @kasperstarkov you once fought half of the wtflop fandom... truly stronger than any of us marine😭🧸 @lunaathorne coolest vibes... u know how to properly fight you're a sjm anti @fatoudixon it would be an honor to be punched by someone as cool as u <33 same goes for @megfloresprotectionsquad you're way too cool to lose a fight

it depends on the mood @danispowell @tinysander & @bi-kieu-my i just feel like that all of these could go either way

you would win but... @musafiir & @cowsinlove we might as well just start crying instead of fighting each other n then we sit down and talk about cows and hand aesthetics instead<3 let's break the rules

let's get into a sword fight @suburbanenigma let's get the enemies to lovers arc😌 @rorygilmcre just the wlw vibes of it all i have no idea who would win i've never held a sword in my hands😭😭

[alittleemo]

thank you for tagging me @1havenoidea ly Clara 💕✨💛✨💕

Tag 10 blogs you want to get to know better

Name: i go by Lee here bc i prefer to keep a bit of privacy <3

Gender: good question ill get back to you on that (i use she/her and they/them pronouns tho)

Height: 5′2 which is apparently 157.5 cm gdfhsfkhdgfdjlakdhfjks

Sexuality: bi babey

Favourite Animal: I was the og raccoon fan, Elliot move over

Average hours of sleep: I used to get like 8 hours but quarantine was Not Good for my general well being and now I get 6 or 7

Dog or cat: i like both but prob prefer dogs as i have one!

Current time: 8:55 am

Dream Job: maybe an architect or interior designer? Maybe a writer? A copy editor? A publisher? Dream job might actually be being in a girl band but until i learn how to play the bass it’s just gonna be a dream 🤪

When I made this blog: February 2019 apparently (i could have sworn it was April or March tho)

Why I made the blog: originally, because i felt isolated from my friends and wanted memes, and when I came back bc i was bored as hell during quarantine and also wanted better memes 

Reason for url: am small. Am (maybe was) sorta emo.

ok i’d like to tag @sparklingbananas @gracenoexiste @sunflowernora @norainred @pianoandcookiedoughlover @iamaconcretewall @lunawedlers @megfloresprotectionsquad and anyone else who’d like to answer!! (feel free to ignore too <3)

[auddie00]

post 4 fictional characters you relate to and let ppl assume things about you

taken from @megfloresprotectionsquad

tagging (if you wanna do it) @marlokelly @alittleemo @lesbianjamies @sidekickz @beth-cassidy @bithcassidy @royalarmyofoz @derrygirlstateofmind @horrorwomn + anyone else who wants to!

[shehaddreamstoo]

So, I wrote the following text to an incredibly disrespectful ask @megfloresprotectionsquad received.

I noticed I had some spelling/ grammatical mistakes and also, because I sent it as an ask it was a bit over the place (I'm stupid lel).

The thing is, with Skam España news I've taken a look at what people in Twitter think about it. It has been a long time since I checked things Skam España related because people are never positive about the remake, yet bad opinions about it are often sneaked into other tags.

You can find the anon in @megfloresprotectionsquad 's account with a really nice reply from them, but the ask is quite triggering (at least in my case) so instead of addressing everything the anon said, I want to address what they said about love storylines.

"Dear Anon, do you want to know what España's greatest love storylines are?

The girl squad: five girls that barely knew each other and became sisters in every way but blood, who became each other's support system. Five girls who will mess up (they are teens AND human, they are bound to do so) but will realize, own up to their mistakes and apologize. Girls that would do everything in their hands to make things right, who would fight anyone that hurts their loved ones : I.e lil bean Eva being ready to fight the Facha in the Fachaleco or Cris and Amy ready to kill Miquel or Viri ready to end that man's whole career.

They are a love letter to SORORITY.

Eva is a love letter to self love, to the fact that being single is okay. A love letter to individuality.

Cris is a love letter to maturity, to the fact that you are more than a pretty face and a funny soul. She is a love letter to growing up and maturing

Amira is a love letter to culture, a love letter to those stuck between two and often feel like they don't belong anywhere. She is a love letter to the embracing of the different cultures, a love letter to hybrids.

Viri is a love letter to authenticity, a love letter to overcoming difficulties. She is a love letter to those who may not be economically safe. We see you.

Nora is a love letter to strength and healing, to breaking free of your abuser. A love letter to the fact that you are not a therapist and that victims are not to be blamed. A love letter to those who have been hurt.

Joana is a love letter to those who struggle with a MI and feel misunderstood, to those who feel like people would be better off without them. They exist, and we love you and you are valuable and I hope you'll ever get the agency that Joana had to speak about it.

Emma is a love letter to surviving trauma, to not allowing it to define you. (and also lesbian fashion)

Inés is a love letter to reconciliations.

Lucas is a love letter to your true self, to acceptance and to not letting others beat you up.

Jorge is a love letter to patience and boundaries. He is a love letter to understanding that you shouldn't pressure your crush.

Alejandro is a love letter to growth, a love letter to understandimg that sometimes the right moment is not now because you need to work on yourself. A love letter to the fact that some people do change for the best, but that is a trip you should never rely on others.

s1 is a love letter to finding your place in the world.

s2 is a love letter to the fact that even if you should take care about yourself, there's people around you who you should also be mindful of others.

s3 is a love letter to the women who have been/ are in Nora's situation, to the women who have been manipulated into thinking they are at fault.

It is also a love letter to the fact that you are allowed to rely on your friends and that you shouldn't be ashamed of your money."

I want to add a thing and is that there are several types of love. Just because they decided to develope other types of love, doesn't mean you dont have a solid love story there:

According to Ancient Greeks, there were 8 different types of love.

Eros is described as romantic love, and although there is a fair share of it in the show, Skam España decided to develope five of the 7 types left.

Specifically, they decided to develope Agape, Pragma, Philia, Philautia and Ludus

[eskamtrash]

@you, @floraflorenzi, @jackredfieldwasmyjacob, @megfloresprotectionsquad, @cash-queens 🙈 i'm a bi disaster

@floraflorenzi @jackredfieldwasmyjacob @megfloresprotectionsquad @cash-queens

Dude 🥺🥺🥺 you're gonna make me act up and 🥺🥺 kiss you on the cheek

Tell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

[stingysbitch]

Tagged by @megfloresprotectionsquad to make this shitty ass mood board (don’t worry I cheated too)

This kinda shit is the worst part of being named Paris let me tell yah

Anyway the moodboard is Googling your name + favorite color + aesthetic. You’re supposed to do the first four images but that’s dumb

Tagging @aspirationatwork @satans-fists @shayzoya @uh-velkommen :)

Soy @/loving-zoya-ali on main btw

[bisexualadamparrish]

tagged by @megfloresprotectionsquad ☺️💕

Last song: Khaos 4 by poppy...... 😳🤐🤧

Last movie: Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe (this movie was spectacular if u liked phineas and ferb this will hit so hard i promise it was hilarious)

Currently reading: does my tesol textbook count 😭 i think the last thing i read was alice oseman's entire collection a weekend or so ago tho!!

Currently watching: after a whole ass year I'm finally down to my last ~8 episodes of One Tree Hill 🥺 (i also started rewatching wizards of waverly place from the start today <3)

Current cravings: chinese take out and crab wontons 😩

I'll tag @shrimpcolors @liamisthesun @sapphofeelings @gays4sohla & @pureheroine2013 :3

[skamaustinsubs]

@yellowsunrose @megfloresprotectionsquad thank you for blessing me this morning

[2ndstringloser]

tagged by queen @megfloresprotectionsquad

last song: trip- ella mai

last movie: circle on netflix (super recommend btw its awesome)

currently reading: re-reading Because You’ll Never Meet Me by Leah Thomas

currently watching: rewatching eyewitness then im gonna watch ahs

current cravings: coffee chip ice cream 

tagging: @sapwasnotfound @multi-fandom-writing @thebaubunch

[uh-velkommen]

Throwback to when we had this conversation lol @megfloresprotectionsquad @stqrz @project-xyandz (I dont remember if you were part of it lol) @loving-zoya-ali

[a-realproblem]

rules: tag 9 people you want to know better/catch up with.

who tagged me: @asia-the-virgo

last song: ordinary superstar - rina sawayama

last movie: Crawl (I think)

currently reading: an article about slavery for my history class (I hate it 😌)

currently watching: wtFock and skam españa (both of them are upsetting me at the moment)

currently craving: SEAFOODDDD AND PASTAAAA (it’s been so long since I had some crab legs)

tag list

@asexualgermannora ; @yasminora ; @yasminaomars ; @sander-klaas ; @veerledejaegers ; @sundaymorninghangover ; @megfloresprotectionsquad ; @ineedadrinkorsleep ; @yeehawhoe69

[jojiship]

By popular demand (actually only two people,@megfloresprotectionsquad and @poweratsea) I will make a post about how Isak is my least favourite main in Skam OG. But, first, I need to watch Skam OG since I haven't watched it in more than two years. You have to wait awhile for it. Sorry for those who were excited.

[lesbianchucky]

The wlw mafia whenever Bella does something @megfloresprotectionsquad

[auddie00]

rules: tag nine people you want to know better/catch up with then answer these questions

3 ships: bob + linda belcher, david rose + patrick brewer, kendall roy + naomi pierce

Last song: none of your business -salt n pepa

Last movie: im watching the gentleman (which is bad) but before that logan lucky (which is meh)

Currently craving: this wine i really like but dont know the name of

Currently reading: frankenstien in Baghdad, i just finished the Power this morning and it was amazing

Most relatable in last tv show watched: nora machwitz from druck. (More so the alienation than her symptoms)

Tagging: @alittleemo, @gracenoexiste , @the2headedcalf , @horrorwomn, @floraswingrave , @megfloresprotectionsquad . @kikimachwitz @theroysiblings @shivroyseyebrows , @wlwdaniclayton @bongjoonsho