#dean is so NOT STRAIGHT
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.
Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.”
If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.
#i'm not even trying to prove a point#I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi#the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident#insane#dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#dean is bi#bi dean#bi dean winchester#they did my son so dirty#he grew so much over the seasons#without his dad around to force toxic masculinity#they let him be dorky#goofy#geeky#good at cooking#but didn't let him be bi#i will be adding more to the list#the title is a bit of a hyperbole#some of these do make sense with Dean being straight#but they're honestly pushing it
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I would pay an ungodly amount of money for a Supernatural finale where Dean rescues Cas from the Empty and tells him he loves him too, Eileen comes back to be with Sam, and Jack chooses to live with the four of them in the bunker as a happy family.
#if someone has the contact info for whoever I would need to pay to make this happen pls send it I’ll start a go fund me#the finale we got was so bad and its only really just hitting me how bad it was#like they really said f you to all the character growth that we saw over the 15 seasons#i can’t stop thinking about it#i’ve been reading fix-it fics for 3 days straight but its just not the same#i might try and write my own fic because nothing has everything I want#destiel#supernatural#castiel#spn#dean winchester#deancas#dean x cas#sam winchester#supernatural fandom#eileen#eileen leahy#jack kline#sam and dean and cas are jack’s parents#fix it fic#sam x eileen#saileen
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as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me
#it's just so funny#and when it finally clics he's like#OH#that... explains a lot actually#he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act#and you know what i respect sam for it#if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT.#i'm sam btw#i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga#and also knew the entire loona lore#but he said he was STRAIGHT okay#i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out#i'm rambling#sorry#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural#spn#casdean#sam winchester
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I think we as Sam fans should be more annoying and loud about the fact that his crossroad demons were men twice.
(This is me being pissed off about how people will say dean is of course bi due to some dumb shit like the siren, which was his brother, and “bi lighting” or something, and then turn around and say Sam is the straightest character. Like what.)
#Queer Sam Winchester#Sam#sam winchester#supernatural#spn#i like bi dean as a headcanon or in fic so no hate to anyone who likes it as a fanon thing I do too#I just get annoyed when people insist that dean is bi in clearly canon and that was intended#When people like Jensen repeatedly state that wasn’t their intent#Also I get frustrated when people act like their bi dean truthing is just so important because representation! But then get so outright#Dimissive over any possibility/headcanon that Sam might not be straight#Like why do they want Sam to be straight so bad#It’s just the hollier than thou attitude that pisses me off#Sam is literally a walking metaphor for being gay but okay that’s not as analysis worthy as bi lighting I guess#Sorry I’m seeing dumb takes#Fandom wank
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Tfw going to a drive in movie theater to see a movie, sam and dean in front cas in the back. It's going great except every few minutes dean full body turns 180° to talk to cas, and sam is getting pissy that hes talking through the whole fucking thing when it was HIS idea to see it in the first place so after twenty minutes of indignant inner monologuing he kicks dean and tells him to shut up, and obviously dean kicks back and now they're fighting in the front seat and cas is weaving his head around trying to see anything until he just gives up, rolls his eyes, and uses his strength to push them back into their respective seats by the shoulder. Sam huffs and goes back to watching and sulking meanwhile dean is now just trying to will his dick to go back down. Anyway none of them remember a thing about the movie by the end but hey, beats cable
#sam who got distracted by his self righteous inner monologue and caught maybe a third of the movie: so what'd you guys think#dean who talked to cas for 90 minutes straight and caught maybe a third of the movie: 👍#cas who stared at deans lips talking for 90 minutes straight and caught maybe a third of the movie: 👍#spn#supernatural#tfw#team free will#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#destiel#cat spirals tag
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Dean shut the fuck up he is watching hi herbert (with dedication to @ladycavalier bc she was very nice to me today lsmfosmfkns)
#silly little spn#THANKS for going through all my spn art I had the time of my life I feel so made my dayyy 🥺😳💖💖💖#supernatural#spn#Castiel#sam winchester#dean winchester#I’m straight up blocking anyone who leaves any d?/stiel stuff here lmfao I’ve had enough of this bs in this fandom#hahahaaaaaa it’s nice to draw cas again#Dean my least favorite child lmfao#nah I just don’t like drawing him idk why
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maybe my most controversial headcanon is that I see dean as a straight man and sam is his only exception
#when in fics he's written as an openly bisexual dude who has slept with men before I'm like...#it's not like that would make me dislike the fic or anything. I see the vision I get it. but it doesn't ring true#to the dean that lives inside my head yk?#the only bi!dean I genuinely enjoy is the repressed one who has never even been with a dude and genuinely thinks he's straight#why the fuck did I end up writing so much more in the tags than in the original post lmao
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BROOOO—THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL LOSER SHIT!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀
Like.... y'all wrote a whole damn "article" just to tear apart some actor whose probably more successful and rich than you'll ever be... it's just...sad. and obviously this kind of shit is total garbage and annoying and blah, blah,blah... but I couldn't help but cry laughing at just how delusional and insane this kind of behavior is. LIKE, I'M CACKLING.
Look, whether you ship any of the characters or not, (and whether I do or not)... I would never spend so much time and ENERGY, harassing and going out of my way to shame an actor/actress "for getting in the way" of said ship.
It's truly the greatest display of loserdom I've seen in awhile...
(and sidenote, are we talking about the same Cas because....????)
#supernatural fandom#supernatural#castiel#spn#castiel supernatural#dean winchester#misha collins#destiel meme#destiel#misha misha misha#misha fucking collins#spn cast#cockles#Fat fucking YIKES bro#NoOOoo I'm cringing so bad rn 😭😭😭😭#mishapocalypse#misha posting#On some loser shit fr#cas spn#castiel novak#spn castiel#supernatural family#j2m#j2#j2 tinhat#jensen ackles#These j2 Wincest shippers are so cringey...#Like just because this guy “messes” with your ship you're going to straight up harass him and try to throw baseless allegations at him?!#And yes I'm going to call out this straight up weirdo behavior#Are we talking about the same Cas bitch?
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guess we know now who was the dom in the relationship lmao
#destiel#the way dean is so soft and gentle with cas#and cas just straight up manhandles dean#😭😭😭#spn 9x3#spn 11x10
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alright listen. let the record show i do have oc art i could post but im soooooooooooooo estranged with art right now we're having a temporary divorce.
but i did manage to draw these after many a week of drawing absolutely nothing
sorry for getting into spn in 2024. you jump in to your friends' watch party (in s6, in some of s6's worst episodes) for funsies and then three days later youre watching s1 "just to have something in the background." and then you watch spn for 20 days straight from start to finish. and then the tragic little gay people haunt you
#spn#spn fanart#destiel#deancas#uuhhhh yea i do not know.#im hiding my shame via posting this at 2 in the morning#just kidding. i actually harbor very little shame. i just feel awkward everytime i post fanart#but spn grabbed me by my [i suppose the word is balls. i cant think of a word to put here besides balls. sorry] and pulled me in#so maybe i will draw more fanart idk maybe its what i need right now to get over my artblock#anyway. i think castiel should just be greying straight up. but dean also deserves to have some grey in there#dean winchester for a man who faces the horrors for always you have beautiful eyes and lashes#sols art#domestic destiel you will always be real to me
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people who are afraid of fem sirius are the weakest links in this fandom
#booo boooorrrrinnngggg#you think he should be masc? a tough guy? like he was in canon? boy do i have some news about canon for you#infinite versions of these characters exist and the special sirius inside your head belongs to you and he can be as masc as you want#but complaining about feminine portrayals of a queer character (because it’s never people arguing that sirius is straight) is so pathetic#THEY WERENT GAY IN CANON EITHER BRENDA#plus it’s like#the joanne version of sirius is literally dean winchester like that’s the tattooed motorcycle riding bad boy she envisioned. and sometimes#i fuck with that very stereotypically masc bad boy vision! but don’t act like people are crazy for suggesting (sometimes) that#that gender performance is just that- a performance#which may even be compensating for something or masking some other true internal feeling? could that not be interesting to explore?#a sirius who rides the motorcycle and is covered with tattoos but also wears a dress sometimes? or makeup? this won’t kill you i promise#plus it’s like. a character written by the most notorious transphobe. so perhaps arguing that the characters MUST conform to the binary#they were written into isn’t um transgressive or creative even#^ mucho texto :O#fern.txt
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on my old blog i made this fucked up horror town for simblreen these were some residents but i'm just gonna let them be fucked up in a normal setting to play with some blue-ancolia horses i don't know
#i had a really bad ocular migraine i'm not gonna be normal or well for like a week indulge me#the mom looks a lot like sissy spacek that's just how she looked straight out of cas genetics#there was just hidden sissy spacek genes in this family#ts4#ts4 cas#the sims 4#so in order their names are cassidy gilbert jolene judah jamie kelsey bug and dean#i should probably fix the dog's eyes i have had this problem for like 2 years and never fixed it
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one (or maybe more) of my mutuals love the x-files so i know a fair amount about it. what do you mean this random bartender called sam and dean mulder and scully. who get together??? i think???
#how many gay allegations will these bitches get#s4 ep5#why is there so much raw hinting to wincest. please i can’t do this#sighs#people dont think of them as brothers they straight up assume theyre a gay couple???#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#sam and dean#sighs.#wincest#sam yaps about spn
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any heller that doesn’t think sam absolutely knows deancas are in love are wild. like how is it possible to be so wrong. it’s SO obvious and poor sam has been dealing with it for 10+ years. he definitely knows
#random thought of the day#anytime i see a fic where sam is at all surprised abt either#1. dean being anything but straight#2. dean being in love with cas#i’m like#guys#cmon now#let’s be real here#they are so codependent#it’s impossible not to notice#supernatural#spn#deancas#destiel#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#the winchester brothers#cas spn
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wrote a whole long post about dean’s relationship to his queerness and then deleted it because i couldn’t put it better than: there is a word i know. but i can’t say it. i can’t think it. i’ll just keep drawing horses
#like as a teenager/young adult/probably through most of the series#i truly don’t think dean actually conceptualized himself as a queer person#it wasn’t that he didn’t notice that he was attracted to men#it was just that even though he knew that was what he was experiencing he refused to let himself think of it in those terms#thinking about kissing boys would be like thinking about getting to attend the same school for an entire year:#dad wouldn’t allow it so therefore it’s impossible and even the act of wanting it would be betraying dad#and so dean calls men buddy and brother and calls himself straight#and only a tiny voice in the very back of his mind even registers it as a lie#HOWEVER because this post is so bleak here’s a reminder that he does make peace with his sexuality eventually!!!#we are three years post-canon he is out to all his loved ones and has gay sex with his husband several times a week!!
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Started rewatching Arcane and I can't get over how the moment in episode two when Viktor hands Jayce his bracelet with the crystal perfectly mirrors the moment in the finale when Jayce presses the crystal into Viktor's hand... I've never been more tempted to learn how to make gifs because this show just never misses with the parallels and there are so many perfect moments like this.
#i also forgot how sassy viktor is when he first meets jayce lol#'yeah im the dean's assistant who do you think YOU are guy who signs all his notes. nerd.'#rewatching their first meeting with the context of the finale. soooo so good.#and jayce straight up telling his mom 'if my family won't support me i'll find someone who will'#immediately goes out and finds viktor........ yeah#arcane#arcane spoilers#kk talks about stuff#jayvik
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