#deadbeatdads

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"Cheers to the deadbeat dads who missed the memo on fatherhood 🙄.

Here’s a collection of sarcastic quotes to turn those wounds into wisdom! 💪✨ Let laughter be your best therapy! 😂❤️ #DeadbeatDads #Sarcasm #FatherhoodFails #HealingJourney #WittyQuotes #FunnyMemes #StayStrong #DadHumor” Reading full at : https://shorturl.at/xBSCV

[xxjessabugxx]

yup I've been asking myself that for years #deadbeatdads #fathersday #deadbeat #fuckfathersday #believeinthefangirls

[speakin-4-myself]

This not about the #deadbeatdads who choose to be absent. This about the #bitterbabymamas. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpWA1bOLdtG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[katz-chow]

hii! If ur requests are open can i ask for konig x reader where the reader only enters military to run away from their horrible life. And konig is like a father figure or something

a/n: what a fun twist from my deadbeatdad!konig fic. anyway... more angst, 100% self projected

you started off purely as a security guard under konig’s chain of command. after a series of you fending off your post to no end, making it hard for people to even go near your jurisdiction, you ranked up. and up again. year after year you continued to make rank and year after year konig gave you a side glance whenever the two of you saw each other.

you didn’t think much of it until you had to directly work under him. he had put you in charge of a mission, a guard’s mission. under your command, it was so successful that he had to reward you somehow, without the need to actually talk to you that is.

you found a letter in your gear locker one day, an envelope signed with your name on it. your brows furrowed, no one sent you letters these days. you opened it and out came a gift card and a note “excellent work. -colonel ‘konig’”

some gasped and teased you, knowing not many people can get even a second glance by the man. your heart swells up and a sense of pride spawns in you.

from then on, you try to get closer to him, asking him simple questions that you always knew the answer for. staying by his side. requesting if he could help you with a certain skill.

you started to look at him for any signs of approval, you started coming into his office and dropping off paperwork way before the deadline and he gives you a thumbs up. you bring him a snack whenever you noticed he’s not there at chow.

but you don’t know how he feels about you, but it must be tolerant right? he’s willingly guiding you and helping you out…right? so why do you feel so anxious as you walk to his office after he requested to see you?

your chest tightens a lump in your throat forms as you knock on the door to his office. he opens the door and stands to the side to let you in. you stand in front of his desk as he sits across from you.

“why must you always see me for meaningless things?” he starts off with, but wasting any time. his hood is on and you stand still, not wanting to give him any further reasons to hate you.

“i don’t understand, sir.” your breath voles out trembling and uncertain, as if your lungs were scared to breathe as to not piss him off.

“i don’t have time to watch your training personally. bother someone else. you are not the only one i have to watch over. i’m not your parent,” he says simply as he looks back down at his paperwork, one of his hand shooing you off.

you scramble as your chest tightens, tears threatening to spill. you close the door to his office and hurriedly make way to your barracks, wiping your tears away angrily.

fathers are the worst, found or by blood.

master list | letter box | main directory

stop by the letter box...

[dickinfectionbez]

...we all know luca's not the only secret valentino child on the current and past grid #deadbeatdad

I don't want to be a gossip page but oof....... Vale was a SLAG.

[doubleddenden]

Also one last set of selfies I forgot to upload. My character's face was just like that and I did not change it

Just "Arven, bro, you won't BELIEVE who I'm taking a selfie with! #deadbeatdad"

The only way this could be any funnier to me would be if we had the Soyjack pointing meme pose

[tweeterwilbury]

Btw i voted marry crosby fuck stills kill nash on the poll but i think the best option to me would be fuck neil marry crosby fuck and then kill stills and. Idk what i would do with nash tbh maybe i could get him pregnant and then leave him #deadbeatdad

[trentskis]

luke shaw i thought u said bukayo was like a son to you #deadbeatdad

[icedfae]

Micah knew this was going to be bad from the moment that Addison told him that ‘#deadbeatdad’ was trending on Twitter. Yeah, he had a feeling none of this was going to go well based on how both of them had felt their entire lives and what Christian had done to them. His conversation with Cole had gone alright, gotten some insight into some questions he had but overall it wasn’t unpleasant. Still, as he heard the sounds of his door being slammed open, Micah knew it wouldn’t take her long to find him in the pool. “You’re not allowed to drown me before you even try it. I have a baby on the way and I am not afraid to use that excuse.” He called from his spot at the pool. @fckmaiya​

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🌟 Feeling the absence of a father can be tough, but humor can be a powerful tool in healing!

Reading post 125 sarcastic quotes that perfectly capture the essence of deadbeat dads. From witty one-liners to relatable quips, these quotes will have you laughing while you reflect on what it means to be a present parent. 😂✨

Whether you're looking for a chuckle or a little catharsis, these quotes remind us that we can find strength in humor and community. Let's share our stories, support one another, and embrace the journey of healing together! 💪❤️

Ready to turn that pain into laughter? Dive into our list and let the sarcasm flow!

Reading full at : https://shorturl.at/FDTXV

[nando161mando]

~ This week, the never-ending sob-story network are Rockin' the Suburbs 🎸🤘🎺🐋

In a never-ending parade of vanity, contradiction, and utter nonsense, tomothy sewell is going to personally buy the farm.

Sources indicate that they're working "hard" to get their racist-dog "mates" out of the city as fast as possible! Looks like they'll be dipping into daddy's coffers... luckily median house prices in the affluent suburb of Balwyn have surpassed $3,000,000 🏡🤵 #workingclass

Zub enthusiast, and former father figure blair cottrell, recently stated that while "a tuffguy puppy" can help you sleep at night, "you're not going to encounter a lot of potential intruders in your life". #falseflag

In typical fascist fashion, the Frankston fürher has petitioned the paltry leadership to exterminate any pups currently burdening nsn members #designerdogs #deadbeatdad

nsn insiders have confirmed that several members of the terrorist group have enthusiastically volunteered for puppy killing duties 😬😱😵 #puppykiller

@AFAlt161 🐶

[rebeleden]

Watch "🤯 Deadbeat Dad Exposed: Wife Takes Him to Court for Child Support Drama! ⚖️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #deadbeatdad" on YouTube

EVADE ALL HOBOSEXUAL PUBLIC PENIS

CC RABID MISOGYNOIR AND BLACK FEMICIDE

THEY GET THE SAME BLACK MEN

[wegtable]

god ew this is an episode with christopher deadbeatdad sick and twisted and evil

[mikuhats]

idek how to list my fav AT characters i just love almost all of them sm LMAO ik finn&fern and jake and phoebe are like... top 5 easily. but after that... pb, marcy, simon/ice king, betty, bmo are all very equal in my heart. lady, huntress wizard, jermaine, neptr, and all the other reoccurring characters are also very loved. Anyway. the only ones i hate are hunson and martin #deadbeatdads

[ifaabeyo]

I get it to make a effort to have a relationship with your parents.. salute to him for the effort 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 to be honest some folks are truly not a parent 🤷🏾‍♀️

#Repost @litng18

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The hell kinda reunion is this, lol?

🎥: TikTok/ getoutchris

#deadbeatdads #reunited