#dead asl

[shotmrmiller]

Waking up to find Soap peppering kisses on your clothed coochie. And ur like “whatre you doing?”

And he’s js like “just getting in my morning worship”

Alternatively you wake up to his tongue deep inside your pussy

you're like that's sacrilegious??? but he meant it. the wooden beads of his rosary are currently digging into your thigh and the small golden cross around his neck occasionally brushes your skin.

and then murmurs proverbs 18:22 into your cunt

[b0tsbby]

Oh I’m ACTUALLY going to think about them for the rest of my life oh my word

[lunisoular]

what do u mean, we’re all by ourselves ?

[blabberoo]

You've done this before...

Countless of times...

Why now?

Bonus :)

[introspectivememories]

tired: ace is set for execution at marineford

wired: luffy is set for execution at marineford

inspired: sabo is set for execution at marineford

[make-it-one-piece]

So I imagine as the rev army saw a lot of sad scenarios almost everyday, they must come across kids that if you asked where their parents are, they'd say they don't know.

Here comes the thing, everytime a child says they were abandonded by their father, Sabo would use it against Dragon.

Sabo: So you never got to know your father? He left before you could? You must feel so sad...

Then he would raise his voice, not to the point of screaming, but making sure Dragon heard.

Sabo: you remind me of my baby brother Luffy, whose father sadly did the same... (!

[mugiwara-lucy]

Oda you BETTER have Sabo and Luffy have a reunion with Dadan once all this World Government/Final War/Blackbeard/Imu shit is over and done with.

[suguruuuuu-chan]

Every fantasy I have of One Piece is actually just increasingly elaborate ways of saving Ace at Marineford btw. Sometimes it’s showing up in the forest and letting the gremlin know he’s loved ugh

[theprodigypenguin]

Fans who cite Luffy and Ace as some of their top characters while vocally hating on Sabo and every aspect of his arc are so embarrassing, like baby girl, your faves would actually hate you 😬

[hopeworth]

law accidentally going 3 for 3 with the asl bros but he’s the only one mortified because sabo just asks if he was better than ace because even in the most awkward situations you best BELIEVE the asl bros will still be competitive as fuck

[luffy1fan]

can you tell i can’t stop thinking of the ASL brothers

[dykealloy]

Ranata Suzuki // Brenna Twohy, 'A Coworker Asks Me If I Am Sad, Still' // Braelyn Wilson, 'Counting Stars' // Starpeace // Suzy Kassem, 'Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem'

[caelichythcat]

lay it on

[fairynami]

Nothing hurts me more than sibling angst in media.. A broken sibling relationship/dynamic in any show, movie or book will be quick to destroy me personally.

[blabberoo]

:")

[soniclion92]

Nancys not going to die bc she's going to pull a "if it wasn't for the baby" on vecna