#dead asl

[shotmrmiller]

Waking up to find Soap peppering kisses on your clothed coochie. And ur like “whatre you doing?”

And he’s js like “just getting in my morning worship”

Alternatively you wake up to his tongue deep inside your pussy

you're like that's sacrilegious??? but he meant it. the wooden beads of his rosary are currently digging into your thigh and the small golden cross around his neck occasionally brushes your skin.

and then murmurs proverbs 18:22 into your cunt

[b0tsbby]

Oh I’m ACTUALLY going to think about them for the rest of my life oh my word

[soulanine]

what do u mean, we’re all by ourselves ?

[blabberoo]

You've done this before...

Countless of times...

Why now?

Bonus :)

[drowning-moonlight]

I like to think that Ace's ghost is legitimately haunting Sabo and not even in a 'Devil Fruits Contain The Essence Of Their Former Users' way. Ace is just straight up haunting Sabo regardless of the fruit.

And I don't mean haunting in an evil, malicious way either. Just a 'we finally get to be together again' way. Ace went ten years thinking his brother was dead, like hell he'll let actual death separate them for any longer.

Also, I like to think that Luffy is incredibly jealous that Ace is haunting Sabo and not him.

[make-it-one-piece]

So I imagine as the rev army saw a lot of sad scenarios almost everyday, they must come across kids that if you asked where their parents are, they'd say they don't know.

Here comes the thing, everytime a child says they were abandonded by their father, Sabo would use it against Dragon.

Sabo: So you never got to know your father? He left before you could? You must feel so sad...

Then he would raise his voice, not to the point of screaming, but making sure Dragon heard.

Sabo: you remind me of my baby brother Luffy, whose father sadly did the same... (!

[mugiwara-lucy]

Oda you BETTER have Sabo and Luffy have a reunion with Dadan once all this World Government/Final War/Blackbeard/Imu shit is over and done with.

[suguruuuuu-chan]

Every fantasy I have of One Piece is actually just increasingly elaborate ways of saving Ace at Marineford btw. Sometimes it’s showing up in the forest and letting the gremlin know he’s loved ugh

[shadows-and-starlight]

Consider: Edwin proposes to Charles that they should learn British Sign Language

Edwin enjoys throwing himself into learning a new language, and Charles already loves talking with his hands

It comes in as handy communication when they need to be stealthy on a case

And now when they argue like an old married couple in front of Crystal at least they can do it silently 🤭

P.S.

If Edwin likes holding Charles' hands to correct his finger positions or hand movements, and Charles may occasionally intentionally sign things the wrong way in order to prompt this... well that's between them, isn't it?

[theprodigypenguin]

Fans who cite Luffy and Ace as some of their top characters while vocally hating on Sabo and every aspect of his arc are so embarrassing, like baby girl, your faves would actually hate you 😬

[hopeworth]

law accidentally going 3 for 3 with the asl bros but he’s the only one mortified because sabo just asks if he was better than ace because even in the most awkward situations you best BELIEVE the asl bros will still be competitive as fuck

[luffy1fan]

can you tell i can’t stop thinking of the ASL brothers

[abs-blabs]

I’m adding to the Meeks hc’s today, but specifically with a Mitts hc.

I saw someone say that they once saw someone else post about how they headcannon that Meeks has hearing aids (I think he’d be hard of hearing not deaf, but that’s just me).

I can definitely agree with this one. But to add on, I think that Meeks would get sort of discouraged because he likes to use sign once in a while because he’s hard of hearing, but not many people in this world learn sign language (and I’m sure it was even worse in the 50s).

Pitts would then learn about his discouragement and teach himself sign language so that he can use it next time Meeks wants to. And Meeks literally FALLS IN LOVE with him when he finds out that Pitts was learning sign for him in his free time.

Meeks would obv then practice sign with him, because you get better with conversational sign when you sign with others.

[dykealloy]

Ranata Suzuki // Brenna Twohy, 'A Coworker Asks Me If I Am Sad, Still' // Braelyn Wilson, 'Counting Stars' // Starpeace // Suzy Kassem, 'Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem'

[blabberoo]

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[caelichythcat]

lay it on