#dc: zeus is daddy

[bomber-grl]

Last updated: September•22•2024

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[teratron]

Wonder Woman Reviews: Historia: The Amazons #3

By Kelly Sue DeConnick (writer), Nicola Scott (artist), Clayton Cowles (letterer), Annette Kwok (colorist).

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Incredible.

It's very fitting this book had a tribute to the tragically late-George Perez in the previous issue because now having read the concluding part of this story, it's the same kind of mythic reinterpretation of Wonder Woman's world that Perez's 80s reboot of the character was. Something DC often tries to poorly with the character, or when they don't just shoe-horn the character back into bog-standard superhero tropes.

While this isn't really a story about Wonder Woman herself, DeConnick definitely joins the great tier of Wonder Woman creators for a variety of reasons but probably first and foremost being her depiction of Hippolyta here.

As I've said in previous reviews, Hippolyta isn't a character many writers try to go deep on outside of a select few (Perez, Jimenez, Simone to name some), and even then it's rarer to see a story about her that isn't ultimately about her relationship with Diana. But other than she's almost always just "Wonder Woman's Mom" and the imposing Queen of the Amazons.

So while this story has retreaded some similar ground before, it's quite refreshing to have a story where Hippolyta is largely the central focus and allowed to stand as a character on her own. And that includes having her questionable decisions that we and in-universe characters are given reasons to doubt, as we see at the end of book. And unlike previous times this has been done, it comes off as a questionable decision that character actually would make and not just character assassination like making her bang Zeus.

Another bit of praise DeConnick deserves praise in this series for is her handling the pantheon. Unlike previous depictions of them in DC's comics, these depictions of the pantheon don't sway to hard in the direction of HBO/CW rejects or the more traditional togas and robes speaking in faux-Shakespeare. They actually look and speak as if the way you'd assume deities would but have some bits of dialogue here and there that don't make them to stuffy to a modern reader.

The scene between Ares and Hera would probably be my favorite "Olympus scene" in the issue. Shows a side of the two (one of which is traditionally the Big Bad of Wonder Woman media) that we don't often see in modern depictions of the Greek pantheon. Though any scene with Artemis is also pretty great.

Much like Jimenez, Scott was a fan favorite Wonder Woman artist for many prior to this book so I was interested when I saw her name attached to this book how this stuff would compare to her prior work on the character in Rucka's run. And unsurprisingly, this was as much of a level up for her as it was for Jimenez when he did the first issue. A certain scene with Heracles was masterfully well done and it'd like be my favorite scene in the book for both her and DeConnick if it wasn't for the ending.

After 10 years, Wonder Woman's true origin finally gets the lovingly rendered modern depiction it deserves. I know this isn't the first instance DC's done the clay origin since making Diana another offspring of Zeus but it's always to nice to not only see it get used but also treated with the respect it deserves in such a high profile project. Especially as DC otherwise blows on with the Daddy Zeus origin. This is just one page but the whole sequence probably surpasses George Perez's depiction of the event back in Gods and Mortals.

I've become fairly uninterested in the direction of DC's comics as of late, especially with the direction of Wonder Woman given what they've already announced. So this makes appreciate this book all the more as just great standalone WW-verse story without being shackled to the rest of the DC Universe. I can only hope the series has done well enough so far to greenlight the sequels.

[the-firebird69]

We did measurements and from top of the floor to the underside of the ceiling of the third floor is about 33 ft and according to him it would be around 18 or 20 ft for the height and you go inside and it's playing Jane there's nothing there that's not new it's all TI stuff there's no archways there's no paintings there's everything is brand new doors and VGA noticed that when we start talking about it he said that's actually one story he wanted me to look at the glass on the top floor and I did it's got armor on it and iron rails with like three inch thick glass no it's thick glass but it's not that big it's about 1 inch and it's fairly old but it's like brand new techniques and it's obscured I had a heart attack and said they put it right now nose and the max says they know about it and I say they don't and they said we have to figure it out and if they know about that's fine they're the target they said they won't be that way with us I said yeah probably will and I looked at it again and said I think he's right they had Windows to make it look normal if it was seen that must have been aggravating so we lived there like this he's got this weird of scared window and they're having him tell us possibly and that's what's going on too it's a huge building it's like 500 ft by 80 ft and you could fit a bunch of 20 foot Giants in there comfortably and to do other things the other two buildings too and they think those go in New York or something not really sure that's the height you have to be in Jupiter which would represent probably conquering the solar system it's the biggest and it has to be fairly big and that's what Elysium would be the test for would be for Jupiter and Saturn it's a question that always comes up or no I was wondering where this building would be and how big the White House is the White House is three stories it matches this by the look and the flavor and the size is almost the same the design too and still on purpose and these structure is the interior of this building and David seems to be saying you won't go to Jupiter you're going to be on Saturn and that's what he's saying so and he's saying he's Zeus and you're not and that's the fight. The East and West Wing are shown and there's some things that aren't on here but really this is the exterior and it is very tiring talking to you idiots you can have to go look at it and you know what it is and where it goes is Washington DC so he says I guess that's not going to be mine in DC now and probably not

Mac daddy

Well we have a phase that involves that and in DC and few to be housed in it and yeah they're going to be threatening and you'll be big but not that big and you'll be housing in it nearby not as the president and we know we're doing damn it

Macs

Nobody loses it now now nobody loses it don't attack my God damn School you freaking freaks

Tommy allen

We can't help it stupid

Mallory

Yeah we might have to go up there and check it out

Woody harrelson maybe audit a class or two

That's freaking terrific I'm up there first

Trump

I got to tell you I'm trying really hard to ignore this and now I can't the max are saying it's going to be down the street and not president but he'll probably running things all they want to see it God damn it

Ben Arnold

We know where it goes and we think we know where the bunker is below and we want to see his reaction and it says I don't want to live in DC it's the White City it's now an embarrassment and we don't know that yeah I guess we do you might not go there

Macs

Well that's what they say they're going to try and do that stupid s*** the clan tried it and they ran

Mac daddy

Olympus

[secretlystephaniebrown]

jewishsuperfam replied to your post: Did you read the original Young Justice comics? If...

i get why anon is confused bc they retcon her personality and backstory so many times (such is the fate of all wondergirls) but originally she was a superhero fangirl with an overbearing mom, who stole some artifacts from diana so she could be her new sidekick, and then intimidated zeus into giving her powers.

then it got retconned that zeus was actually her dad, which is Less Fun. also, in YJ she was a total tomboy who was very very gay for her teammate cissie king-jones, tho technically she canonically was crushing on superboy. but she was a TOTAL tomboy, and fully despised girly things and only cared abt superheroes and superheroing and getting stronger (and cissie. she very much cared abt cissie lmao)

and then graduation day happened and YJ ended and geoff johns took over teen titans and changed EVERYONE’S looks and personalities, but none more so than cassie, who he turned into a boy-crazy cheerleader type

and for some reason that was the personality that has stuck ever since, although the current YJ run has her actually acting like herself again, which has made me so happy

what an icon! It makes sense she’s finally back to her “real” self, given that Bendis was supposed to be writing in the preboot, rather than in Geoff Jones’ bizarro fetish world 

[theliterateape]

I Like to Watch | Zack Snyder’s Justice League

by Don Hall

Mythology is fun.

As a kid I loved reading Edith Hamilton’s book on the Greek gods and the myths. Hercules, Perseus, Apollo, and Hera—this fell completely in line with my love for superhero comics. The strangely petty human traits of envy, greed, and lust combined with the power to level cities make for some great storytelling.

Zeus was basically Harvey Weinstein in the retroactive revision we’re mired in today. If Harvey could’ve changed into a golden animal and boned unsuspecting ladies looking for careers in Hollywood I’m pretty certain he would. The gods and demi-gods of the Greeks dealt with daddy issues, mommy issues, bad relationships, and fighting. Lots of fighting. Sometimes for the good of humanity but more often for the glory of winning.

Zach Snyder is in the business of tackling myths and reframing them with a style all his own. His career has become its own myth.

From Dawn of the Dead (not so much a reboot of Romero's zombie mythology but a philosophical reimagining of the genre that arguably jumpstarted The Hollywood fascination with it), 300 (a borderline homoerotic take on the myth of the Greek underdog), and Watchmen (a ridiculously ambitious attempt to put one of the most iconic takedowns on the potential fascism of the superhero legend machine ever written) to his nearly single-handed hack at answering the Marvel juggernaut with Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice, Snyder is in the artistic business of subverting and re-envisioning the mythologies we embrace without even seeing them as such.

Snyder's style is operatic. It is on a grand scale even in the most mundane moments. The guy loves slow motion like Scorcese loves mobsters and Italian food. When you're tackling big themes with larger than life stories, the epic nature of his vision makes sense and has alienated a good number of audience members. With such excess, there are bound to be missteps but I'd argue that his massive take on these characters he molds from common understanding and popular nomenclature elevates them to god-like stature.

Fans of Moore's Watchmen have much to complain about Snyder's adaptation. The titular graphic novel is almost impossible to put in any other form than the one Moore intended and yet, Snyder jumped in feet-first and created a living, breathing representation of most, if not all, of the source material's intent. Whether you dig on it or not, it's hard to avoid acknowledging that the first five minutes of Watchmen is a mini-masterpiece of style, storytelling, and epic tragedy wrapped up in a music video.

Despite a host of critical backlash for his one fully original take, Sucker Punch is an amazing thing to see. More a commentary on video game enthusiasm with its lust for hot animated chicks and over-the-top violence that a celebration of cleavage and guns, the film is crazily entertaining. For those who hated the ending, he told you in the title what his plan was all along.

The first movie I saw in the theaters that tried to take a superhero mythology and treat it seriously (for the most part) was Richard Donner's Superman: The Movie. Never as big a fan of the DC characters as I have been of Marvel, it was still extraordinary to see a character I had only really known in pages to be so fully realized. Then came Burton's Batman movies. The superhero film was still an anomaly but steam was gaining. Things changed with Bryan Singer's X-Men in 2000, then Raimi's Spiderman, and those of us who grew up with our pulpy versions of Athena, Hermes, and Hades were rewarded with Nolan's Batman Begins. A far cry from the tongue-in-cheek camp of the 1966 TV Batman, Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne was a serious character and his tale over three films is a tragic commentary filled with the kind of death and betrayal and triumph befitting the grand narrative he deserved.

I loved Singer's Superman Returns in 2006 because it was such a love letter to the 1978 film (down to the opening credits) but by then, the MCU was taking over the world.

Snyder's first of what turns out to be an epic storyline involving perhaps seven or eight movies was Man of Steel. It was fun and, while I had my issues with the broodiness of Kal El, the odd take on Jonathan Kent, and a redheaded Lois Lane, I had no issue with Superman snapping Zod's neck. Darker and more tragic than any other version of the Kryptonian, it was still super entertaining.

Then came Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. By 2016, Marvel had codified their formula of serious characters wrestling with serious issues of power and responsibility peppered with lots of good humor and bright colors. Snyder's desaturated pallete and angst-filled demi-gods was not the obvious road to financial competition.

I'll confess, I hated it. BvS felt half-rendered. Lex Luthor was kind of superficial and played as a kind of Joker. The whole Bruce Wayne wants to kill Superman thing felt undeveloped and the "Martha" moment was just stupid.

When Joss Whedon's version of Snyder's Justice League came out in 2017, I was primed for it to be a turd and I wasn't surprised. So much of it didn't work on any level. I dismissed it as DC trying and failing miserably and was comforted by the coming of Thanos.

Following Thanos and the time heist was COVID. Suddenly, we were internationally sidelined and the movie theater industry caved in. Streaming services started popping up like knock-off smartphones and Hollywood was reeling, doing anything and everything to find a way back. Since Whedon's disastrous helming of Snyder's third act, fans online had been demanding to #ReleasetheSnyderCut but no one was ever really taking them seriously until all movie production was shut down for a year.

The stage was set to remedy a mistake (or at least make some bucks on a do-over of a huge box office failure). Snyder had left the production in part because of the suicide of his daughter and in part due to the constant artistic fights over executives looking for the quippy fun of the MCU but he still had all the original footage. Add to that the broiling accusations that Joss Whedon was "abusive" during the reshoots, the path seemed destined. For an additional $70 million and complete control, Snyder delivered a four hour mega-movie streamed on HBOMax.

Of course, I was going to watch the thing as soon as I could.

The Whedon version opens with an homage to the now dead Superman (including the much maligned digitally erased mustache on Henry Cavill). The SynderCut opens with the death of Superman and the agony of his death scream as it travels across the planet. It's a simple change but exemplifies the very different visions of how this thing is gonna play out.

Snyder doesn't want us to be OK with the power of these beings unleashed. He wants us to feel the damage and pain of death. He wants the results of violence to be as real as he can. When Marvel's Steve Rogers kicks a thug across the room and the thug hits a wall, he crumples and it is effectively over. When Batman does the same thing, we see the broken bones (often in slow motion) and the blood smear on the wall as the thug slides to the ground.

The longer SnyderCut is bloated in some places (like the extended Celtic choir singing Aquaman off to sea or the extended narrations by Wonder Woman which sound slightly like someone trying to explain the plot to Siri). On the other hand, the scene with Barry Allen saving Iris West is both endearing and extraordinary, giving insight to the power of the Flash as well as some essential character-building in contrast to Whedon's comic foil version.

One thing I noticed in this variant is that Zach wants the audience to experience the sequence of every moment as the characters do. An example comes when Diana Prince goes to the crypt to see the very plot she belabors over later. The sequence is simple. She gets a torch and goes down. Most directors which jump cut to the torch. Snyder gives us five beats as she grabs the timber, wraps cloth around the end, soaks it with kerosene, pulls out a box of matches, and lights the torch. Then she goes down the dark passageway.

The gigantic, lush diversity of Snyder’s vision of the DC superhero universe—from the long shots of the sea life in the world of Atlantis to the ancient structures and equipment of Themyscira— is almost painterly. Snyder isn't taking our time; he's taking his time. We are rewarded our patience with a far better backstory for the villain, a beautifully rendered historic battle thwarting Darkseid's initial invasion (including a fucking Green Lantern), and answers to a score of questions set up in both previous films.

Whedon's Bruce Wayne was more Ben Affleck; Snyder's is full-on Frank Miller Batman, the smartest, most brutal fucker in the room. Cyborg, instead of Whedon's sidelined non-character, is now a Frankenstein's monster, grappling with the trade-off between acceptance and enormous power. Wonder Woman is now more in line with the Patty Jenkins version and instead of being told about the loss of Superman, we are forced to live with the anguish of both his mother and Lois Lane in quiet moments of incredible grief.

To be fair to Whedon (something few are willing to do as he is now being castigated not for racism or sexism but for being mean to people) having him come in to throw in some levity and Marvel-esque color to Snyder's Wagnerian pomposity is like hiring Huey Lewis to lighten up Pink Floyd's The Wall or getting Douglas Adams to rewrite Cormac McCarthy's The Road.

I loved Snyder's self-indulgent, mythologic DC universe.

So much so that I then re-watched Man of Steel and then watched the director's version of BvS (which Snyder added approximately 32 minutes). The second film is far better at three hours and Eisenberg's Lex Luthor now makes sense. Then I watched Zach Snyder's Justice League a second time.

After nineteen hours of Snyder's re-imagining of these DC heroes and villains, I saw details that, upon first viewing, are ignored or dismissed, but after seeing them in order and complete, are suddenly consistent and relevant. Like Nolan or Fincher, Snyder defies anyone to eliminate even one piece of his narrative no matter how long. With all the pieces, this is an epic story and the pieces left at the extended epilogue play into a grander narrative we will never see.

Or maybe we will. Who knows these days?

[nicostolemybones]

The Battle of Area 51

“This is not a game,” Nico lectured sternly, and Percy snickered. “This is no laughing matter, Jackson! Okay, let’s run through the plan one last time! Ares cabin, Clarisse, you’ll lead the charge, take down the guards, lay down cover fire for the Naruto runners! Poseidon Cabin, Zeus cabin, you guys whip up a storm to help the Ares cabin! Apollo cabin and Hunters of Artemis, you’re the snipers, I want you on high ground firing arrows at them! Aphrodite cabin, charmspeak those guards to let us past and to give us access codes to all the rooms and spill all the secrets! Hecate cabin, use the mist to make decoys! Nemesis cabin, remember, this is vengeance for all the imprisoned aliens and that’s why you’re here! Demeter cabin, slow the guards down with thick vines and poisonous plants! Athena cabin, you’re working on infiltrating and hacking all the computers! Hephaestus cabin, burn down gun stations, jam missiles, Festus can burn down doorways, I want to see you guys working on all the technology we steal and I want you all to figure out all the machines inside and use them for our advantage! Dionysus cabin, get them drunk, make them temporarily mad, weaken their defences! Iris cabin, use your abilities to disorientate and distract the guards! Hypnos cabin- CLOVIS WAKE UP- send the guards to sleep when you can! Hermes cabin, you’re stealing and sneaking in whilst the guards are distracted! Hades cabin- well Hazel- summon obstacles and summon weapons, shadow travel aliens to safety. The rest of you, just fuck shit up with your abilities! Romans; same rules apply, and follow the orders of your Praetors, do not go against orders unless necessary!”

“LET’S CLAP SOME ALIEN CHEEKS!” Connor yelled. Nico glared at him, whilst the younger campers plus Percy erupted into giggles.

“There will be no clapping alien cheeks,” Nico sighed in exasperation, “no alien cheeks will be clapped by anybody, by Olympus what the Hades is wrong with straight people?”

“Wait you’re gay?!”

“Yes but that’s not the point, just- go blend in with the mortals! Solace- you’re with me, we’ll go in with the Naruto runners and you need to make sure we don’t infect the aliens and they don’t infect us, and treat the wounded.” Percy wolf-whistled, so Nico summoned a skeleton to smack him round the back of the head. The group of demigods dispersed amongst the mortal army- which wasn’t much, but between the Kyles, weeaboos, tumblr trash, and Naruto runners, there was a fair few, and some cosplayers, DnD players, and medieval recreation nerds seemed to have a fair amount of weapons and armour- even if most of it was plastic light sabers, Klingon Bat’leths, and various other fantasy weapons.

Everything was quiet for a while, and the battle was more a staring down contest between the guards and the civilian raiders. Phones were beginning to live stream, and that’s when the Stoll brothers yelled the immortal battle cry “DO IT FOR THE VINE!!!” and the mortal crowd roared and cheered, repeating the battle cry.

“PEANUT BUTTER!!!” Tyson yelled as the crowd surged forwards. Nico screamed, Naruto running as fast as he could towards the guards, summoning skeleton armies of Naruto runners to back them up, but as soon as the guards opened fire, many Naruto runners gave up and turned away running back, or decided it best to run “normally”. One dedicated man had turned his electric wheelchair into some kind of turbo charged mini tank shaped like a Dalek. Fortnite dancers fortnite danced as they charged, Harry Potter fans desperately yelled out Unforgiveable Curses. Stargate fans dressed as Jaffa and Goa’uld warriors charged with staff weapons and pellet guns, some wearing “Free Thor” t-shirts- but not Marvel’s Thor or the Norse God thor- but rather the tiny alien guy Nico recognised from when Will made him watch Stargate. The Stargate Atlantis fans came dressed as Wraith instead. Marvel fans were clad in full superhero gear, although some fights had broken out between them and the DC fans. Star Wars fans dressed in Jedi robes. Clad in armour, the demigods didn’t look out of place. Nico was pleased to see the Egyptian magicians being lead by Sadie and Carter Kane, Magnus Chase and Samirah al-Abbass leading the Valkyries, Alex Fierro next to Frank Zhang shapeshifting into whatever they could. Alex stopped occasionally so she could spray mace into the eyes of Terfs.

Nico shadow travelled at the last minute, grabbing hold of Will and pulling him through the shadows. Will didn’t slow down when they emerged, and the image of Will Naruto running headfirst into a wall was going to be a source of laughter in Nico’s mind for many years to come. Thankfully, he didn’t do a Jason and knock himself out. “Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this!” Will gasped, and Nico raised his eyebrow. In the distance, they heard Grover cause a Panic- although it didn’t affect the guards about to shoot Will in the face, so Will let out a shrill whistle and Naruto ran for it.

“Dork,” Nico jibed, pulling Will into the shadows again. Nico meant for them to land inside an aircraft hangar- but it soon became clear that they were inside some kind of alien spaceship.

“Holy Hera,�� Will gasped, “Nico THIS SHIP HAS A STARGATE! NICO LOOK THAT IS A STARGATE, IMMA DIAL ABYDOS-”

“Focus, Solace,” Nico warned, “we can do that once we get this back to camp. I wasn’t allowed to drive the sun chariot so I’ll drive this time.”

“I get the feeling I’m gonna die if I let you drive,” Will replied, and Nico huffed.

“That’s if I don’t kill your stupid face first,” he retorted proudly, and Will snickered, looking around the ship.

“OH MY GODS NICO THERE’S A LIGHT SABER HERE!”

“DIBS THE RED ONE,” Nico yelled, rushing over and grabbing one, almost decapitating Will in his excitement.

“We should summon up a certain ghost,” Will grinned.

“Are you suggesting we prank call Castellan?”

“Nico, dude. You have to, for humanity. Do it for our children.”

Several runs to McDonald’s later and Luke Castellan’s ghost was confronted by Nico in pitch black armour and a light saber to speak the immortal words: “Luke, I am your father.” Luke’s ghost laughed. The gods applauded from Olympus. Will was unable to get up off the floor through his raucous laughter.

After several minutes of exploring the craft, the two demigods were armed with phasers and now possessed the infinity gauntlet- although they both agreed not to let Percy near it in case he dabbed rather than Thanos snapped at monsters. Nico shadow travelled a fair amount of the loot back to camp, where Chiron stood facepalming and shaking his head. This is when Nico learned that the Party Ponies had joined the raid and found out that Monster Donut were sponsoring Area 51. Nico returned to find Will making a flower crown for a baby alien he’d found hidden in the glove compartment. “Is that what I think it is,” Nico questioned, and Will smiled.

“An alien? Well yeah.”

“No, I meant a baby. Are you seriously holding a baby?”

“Yeah, a cute little alien baby, I made them a flower crown and put a bow in their hair! Well I hope it’s a baby otherwise I just told a whole-ass adult I’m their daddy now.” Nico choked- Will didn’t appear to realise the innuendo his words would have turned into if the alien was an adult. Will appeared to have adopted an alien child and that somehow melted Nico completely. Stupid son of Apollo being a perfect dad to an abandoned alien baby found in the glove compartment of a space ship.

“You can’t just raise a child, Will, the parents won’t pay child support and you’re like- fifteen and you look- you look twelve, okay, you look like a foetus!”

“Nico I’m only two months older than you,” Will laughed, “I’m still fourteen like you are, idiot. Although technically you’re ninety, you can be the grandpa.”

“I’m not going to be your daddy, Solace,” Nico replied, forgetting how it may have sounded like an innuendo, and Will choked and spluttered.

“That word is officially banned,” Will squeaked, and Nico quickly nodded in agreement. Thankfully before it could get any more awkward, the alien child started to cry. “Oh my gods Nico what do I do with it?”

“Does it have an off switch or batteries you can take out like the babies they give you in school?”

“Um- I can’t see any off switch, Nico, what do I do?!”

“You’re the doctor! Sing to it! Just don’t do a Hera and yeet it off a mountain or out of a window, I don’t need you Percying this into a worse situation than it already is!”

“Oh my gods I’m a single parent before I’ve had the talk,” Will whined, trying to hum a lullaby to the alien baby, which screeched, turned into a bug, and ran. Will shrieked and Nico accidentally summoned a pile of alien skulls. “Hey! My singing isn’t that bad,” Will protested, and the alien bug screeched again and shot some kind of web at Will’s face. Will squealed, trying clumsily to wipe the webbing off his face. Once Nico stopped laughing, he helped to pull the webbing out of Will’s hair, although once he managed to detangle the last of the webbing, he found himself enthralled by the soft bouncy texture of Will’s hair. It was curly like Nico’s, but dryer to the touch, probably a testament to the hours of sunbathing Nico figured Will had to do in order to stay tanned all year round. He didn’t realise he was obsessively caressing his best friend’s hair until he felt Will’s hand on his shoulder. Nico gasped, snapping his hand back and muttering an apology, but Will merely smiled and gods that smile melted Nico. “Fellas, is it gay to kiss your homie at Area 51,” Will asked to nobody in particular, and Nico found himself turning puce as Will leaned in, placing a gentle but certainly not platonic kiss on Nico’s lips. Nico’s brain seemed to short circuit, skeletal butterflies resurrecting down his spine and in his stomach.

When Nico’s brain finally managed a coherent thought, all he could manage to say was “that’s gay.”

Will snorted, resting his head on Nico’s shoulder as he laughed silently. “You’re gay,” he finally replied through giggles.

“Well you kissed me, you’re gay,” Nico retorted with a huff.

“Yeah, but is it gay if it’s your homie and you’re in Area 51,” Will asked with an impish grin, lifting his head and giving Nico a mishievous grin.

“We are gay, you dumbass,” Nico replied, lightly shoving Will’s shoulder.

“I guess we are,” Will replied with feigned thoughtfulness lacing his voice, “maybe we should make out just to be sure.”

“Don’t push your luck, Solace,” Nico said sternly, and Will pouted comically. Nico stood on his toes and leaned up, but he was too short to reach, so Will leaned down and Nico was finally able to place a rough kiss on Will’s lips.

And of course, that just had to be the exact moment to hear a chorus of “two bros, chillin’ in a space ship, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!” They broke apart immediately, startled by the presence of an Iris message showing Percy, Jason, Leo and Piper all grinning stupidly at them and Annabeth rolling her eyes.

“I’ll kill you all if you dare tell anyone,” Nico warned, raising skeletons to chase after them- although the skeletons were certainly not human. Leo and Percy screamed and ran, whilst Piper and Will laughed loudly. Jason merely raised his eyebrow, and Nico shrugged in response.

“So, that’s your type, huh,” Percy grinned, “I never thought we’d share a type!”

“What,” Nico snapped.

“Bossy blondes,” Percy replied, and Jason and Annabeth glared daggers.

“I agree,” Piper chimed in, “bossy blondes are worth the trouble.” This time, Jason and Annabeth both blushed.

Nico shrugged, looking back to Will, who seemed to be pre-occupied with the Stargate behind them. “Well, this one’s my bossy blond,” Nico replied fondly.

“Troublemakers are my type,” Annabeth replied, and Percy and Piper bowed proudly, “and Jason’s.”

“My type is pouty emo kids with long hair and sexy accents,” Will replied, and Nico blushed darkly.

“Your type is troublemakers,” Piper replied, “the ideal OTP formula is bossy blonde and troublemaking brunette, you can’t change my mind.”

“Whatever,” Nico protested. The Iris message cut off when a fight broke out between a Star Wars stan and a Trekkie.

“So,” Will began immediately, “can we be boyfriends now?”

“Only if you keep PDA to a minimum,” Nico replied, and Will beamed, glowing a warm amber light. Before they could do much more, however, a loud explosion ripped their attention away from each other. They both ran out to find the source of the explosion, and that is where they found Clarisse refereeing a battle between Shaggy and Thanos. The Stolls were running a betting ring, and Nico was sure they were all gonna die. But hey, it was a room full of Millennials and Gen Z, so nobody seemed particularly bothered by the danger of the situation, because this footage would certainly be legendary. Thanos snapped, and Shaggy disintegrated, only to reform using 1% of his power and steal the gauntlet. Shaggy dabbed, and Thanos was no more. Clarisse blew her whistle and the fight was over- the most epic showdown in human history and it had only taken seconds. Within minutes, lightening struck, and that was the moment Percy groaned loudly in realisation that the gods had been responsible for Area 51 all along.

“FUCK YOU, ZEUS,” Percy yelled, and the lightening would have struck him if it wasn’t for Shaggy eating the lightening bolt and letting out a loud burp.

“Do you have any wisdom, O mighty one,” Kayla asked, bowing at Shaggy’s feet.

“Sometimes you just gotta eat the enemy, man,” Shaggy replied, and the demigods let out a collective awed ‘ooohhh’. It was that moment that Shaggy burped out a heart-shaped arrow, and Nico realised that Shaggy had vored Cupid. Nico felt a smug grin break through his usually stoic expression, and Jason cheered loudly from the sidelines.

“Anyway, Shaggy said gay rights,” Will grinned.

“Actually, young man,” Shaggy said, gently resting his hand on Will’s shoulder, “I say gay and trans rights. And on that note, I think I might assassinate the president! Until next time, guys, gals, and non-binary pals!” And with that, and a wink to Alex Fierro, Shaggy dissipated into the wind, enraging the bigots and empowering the queer kids.

The raid continued into the night, the Stolls helping to take technology back to camp and Clarisse leading the charge against the military. It was only when Nico and Will made their way to the middle of the camp, all of the aliens freed and all technology liberated, that the end of the raid was in sight. Nico opened the final door, the entire raid party behind them, to find Rick Astley tied to a chair, singing Never Gonna Give You Up. It was then that they realised: they had been Rickrolled by the government.

[yoshinorecommends]

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[lonestarfangirl2014]

Some Info on the wonder family in my earth Legacy AU AKA Wonder Woman/Wonder girl fandom I need MAJOR HELP

I have my own fanon universe I’m building and I’m currently working on my version of the titans. On my version of the team there are three founding female members that have Amazon/Greek heritage. two of them are pretty much complete OCs, The first one who is also considered the teams first leader is the great granddaughter of Ares named Olivia (her mother is my interpretation of superwoman from the crime syndicate while her grandmother is my interpretation of Penthesilea a amazon from flashpoint) while the second one is the granddaughter of Zeus(making Diana her Aunt) I decided to name her Monique and the last one who is my interpretation of Diana’s little sister Drusilla is the daughter of Ares(making her my first OCs great aunt)

I also have like three males(maybe four I haven’t decided) who are part of the Wonder legacy to. And for the record only one maybe two are officially part of the Titans

Two of the males are Jason and Thrax Twin brothers to Diana and Drusilla respectably. Jason has the title Of Wonder Warrior And is a member of superhero team And I haven’t decided if Thrax is a hero yet or if I should really even include him at all in my AU.

While the third is my interpretation of Hunter Prince from the justice league legacy arc. He isn’t a Titan per say but he’s been offered membership(yes he still has major mommy and daddy issues). The fourth is a OC son of a Bana Mighdall Amazon(haven’t decided who yet but I know for sure it’s not Artemis who around Jason Todd’s age in this universe) who I call Alesandro/Amasis(child of the moon) who is part of the titans. Yeah he and Hunter don’t get along that well(I gotta develop this further but I’m thinking something like former boyfriends or former friends with benefits)

I need help with coming up with lassos. I already decided that Olivia is getting a lasso of submission similar to her mom.... I really need a name for her besides Lois ugh until I figure out one out I’m calling superwoman Atalanta after her And Dianas great aunt.....also have I mentioned that Superwoman and Wonder Woman are related several different ways but commonly refer to each other as maternal first cousins when interviewed by the media here?

But what about the others? I checked the DC Database Wiki and it said that Drusilla has a Lasso Of Truth similar to her sister but I don’t know if I wanna go that route because I kinda want to give each of Diana siblings a different type of lasso....actually I think I might just go with Thrax and Jason having a sword and Shield like Hippolyta did when she was Wonder Woman(yeah that’s canon in my universe except there’s no time travel and she went to mans world as a teenager) Nubia also Exists here as Hippolytas eldest child and I haven’t decided on a lasso for her either... should I have Hippolyta carry a lasso to(it could get passed down to one of her kids and in that case I’m thinking either Nubia or Diana since their the 1st and 2nd eldest daughters)

Also before anyone ask I’m still including both Donna and Cassie in the family but in my universe Drusilla debuted before both of them so she probably gets the Wonder girl name first(or at least she’s the public wonder girl since both Donna and Cassie are pretty much private superheroes only working with the justice league covert operations team of young superheroes until they both been in the life for a few years).

Donna Troy is currently called Troia and in my universe she was born on April 26 a year and three almost four months older then Jason Todd And a year plus four months younger then Dick Grayson. Her backstory is as follows.

Donna was orphaned by her birth mother, Dorothy Hinckley, a dying unwed teen who had given her up for adoption at Willowbrook Orphanage in Newport News, Virginia. Soon after baby Donna was adopted by Fay Stacey and her husband Carl but after Carl was killed in a work-related accident, Fay gave Donna up for adoption again, unable to raise the toddler because of mounting expenses. When her orphanage caught on fire Donna was saved by the titan Rhea who, being one of the mythological Titans, brought her to New Cronus and raised her as one of twelve Titan Seeds, orphans from various planets who would have died if Rhea had not saved them. Each one was given the name of a place that worshiped the Titans, and Donna was given the last name of Troy in homage to the ancient city. She was returned to Earth at age 12 , where her memories of New Cronus were erased until such a time that she would return and take her place among the Seeds as gods. She wound up crashing into the sea near Themyscira where she was saved from drowning by Queen Hippolyta herself. The only thing she remembered was the Name Donna Troy. Hippolyta dearly missing each of her own children decided to adopt young Donna and thus named her a recognized princess of Themyscira. As a adult at the current age of 22 she has successfully reconnected with Fay Stacey as well as her new family and is currently searching for her birth mothers family. Her lasso is the same as comic canon Lasso of Persuasion

I haven’t decided how I want Cassandra Sandsmark background to shape up. Should I have her as the Demi goddess daughter of Zeus like her New earth and young justice(tv show) incarnation or the daughter of Zeus son Lennox like her Prime earth/new 52/rebirth incarnation? I’m leaning towards the latter since her time on the new 52 teen titans was my favorite incarnation of her in the comics. Her lasso is the Lasso of Lightning

[nightskywonderer]

New52 Wonder Woman vs Rebirth Wonder Woman

New52 Wonder Woman and Rebirth Wonder Woman are obviously drastically different. The transition was done so poorly just like Superman’s. It’s a mess that wasn’t worth it and some of the praise of Rebirth, in my opinion, is questionable and hypocritical because new 52 was supposedly so “hated”. Let’s see what Rebirth has taken away from Wonder Woman in order for her to “know her place” as a female character and be a comfort for some insecure fans.

Personality/Appearance: New52 Diana loved life. Lived it to the fullest and didn’t give a shit to please anyone. She didn’t accept anyone’s crap or rules. She kept it real. She knew her own truth in her heart regardless of her Godly and Amazonian family. She was fierce and confident. She liked ice cream, trying new foods, going dancing. She was a free spirit that truly was an inspiration.

There was a complaint about her appearance. This complaint came up with Superman/Wonder Woman 28 drawn by Ed Benes. She looked like a doll, the bedroom eyes, pouty lips, big boobs, curves, etc….well I’m not sure why the hell this was a complaint. She has the gift of beauty from Aphrodite. She is an Amazon and Demi-Goddess. She isn’t going to look like the average mortal woman.

The Kal and Diana scene in that issue was drawn with emotion but of course had to have that sexiness in it. Oh but wait…it was too much. Some SM/WW scenes has been labeled as too sexy/risqué no matter how tamed and tasteful the scene was. Are we to bow down to a bunch of prudes? No…but DC did with Rebirth.

On to Rebirth Wonder Woman…she is a lost soul or could be just soulless. She is always sad, easily put into the background as nothing more than a follower. She isn’t vibrant at all just depressing and stiff. A hypocrite and not that smart. She doesn’t know her truth. She needs to be told, hand held and guided by a man. The first man she met acting like she owes him something. She doesn’t have that fierceness and confidence. She doesn’t like soda or ice cream, nitpicks food, pretty sure she doesn’t listen to music so dancing having fun is out too.

She is drawn with either no expression at all or sad. She doesn’t exactly standout. Not sure if it’s the costume but she is drawn with less curves and basically looks like an average mortal woman…which she is NOT suppose to look like. But the obvious tone down is a shame.

Romance: New52 Wonder Woman was with a (Super)man that loved her and wanted to marry her. She had grown, matured to understand what a relationship and being in Love was. She fought for her man and their relationship never giving up. He gave her a sense of their own kind of normalcy. She didn’t have to be Wonder Woman 24/7. She wanted a life with this man and he gave her the feeling it could be possible. They can have a marriage, kids, build a home together. He was her true equal, her partner. They went through hell and back together and learned from those trails. They deserved happiness.

But that beautiful budding relationship was purposely butchered and took a 180 turn into OCC/contrived dramatics BS for…you guessed right…Rebirth.

Rebirth Wonder Woman now claims she not good with romance. She was guilt tripped to feel bad and threw herself and a dead man under the bus for supposedly loving another and not being with a specific person. She needs help and again hand held, taught how to love and to be in a relationship by a man she “thinks” she loves but still in question. It was written SM/WW was easy because they both had powers and she was insecure didn’t understand love but she really wanted/needed Steven to teach her now. Pause and Rewind… She hasn’t needed him for 30+ years, what makes anyone think now makes a difference. Because of a movie? That hype train has left. The comic world is different and there has yet to be a solid purpose for his character. Rebirth Wonder Woman is settling basically because hell that’s what’s easy for her. There is no build to this. It’s just there for “back to basics” and traditional purposes. And yes, indeed, it is basic. This isn’t really love and romance. Not at all. She comes off as shallow/cold hearted and he comes off as a cringeworthy lovesick puppy. It’s honestly pathetic. But it’s okay because it’s “tradition”.

Supporting Cast: Yeah sure, the Amazons went overboard but new52 Diana was trying to redeem them and she for the most part did succeed. I don’t give a crap about happy-go-lucky, perfect Amazons. Where is the story in that? New52 Diana also had a strained relationship with Hippolyta, yet you can still feel that mother/daughter bond deep down. That was something worth fighting for, something real. Also new52 Hippolyta was fierce. She actually had personality, made mistakes but owned them and did her damnedest to protect her daughter. Rebirth Hippolyta has no investment what so ever seems uptight, sad, stiff and weak willed too.

Her only supporting cast in rebirth is Steven, Etta, and a twin brother nobody asked for. “Classic” supporting is great if they had a meaningful and interesting purpose. Wonder Woman has a twin already. Her name is Nubia. Where is she?

Charles Soule in New 52 introduced an Amazon that lived in London named Hessia. Where did she go? Her character obviously had a story of her own. What a wasted opportunity.

The Gods: Oh how I miss Azzarello’s Gods. Especially Strife. She was perfect. She and the others weren’t running around like Disney animals or easily getting killed off by a Mary Sue villainess like in Rebirth. They created this upside down crazy world for Diana that was chaotic and dramatic but fun. I loved that Diana trained under the God of War, Ares. She turned that title and power to do good. New 52 Zeus-Daddy. He was hot with the dreads…I’m just speaking truth. Hera was a scorned woman but that didn’t stop her from letting it be known she was still the baddest Queen of the Gods. The dynamic between her and Zola was great. Apollo created a challenge for Superman as they were blending their worlds together. Sun God vs. Sun God. Who wouldn’t want to see that clash.

The nerve and audacity the Rebirth team has to try to paint new52 Wonder Woman’s entire existence as something out of character and bad but Rebirth Wonder Woman is no inspiration. She is said to be 28 years old but has been written through out Rebirth as that naive and gullible 18 year old who still can’t grasp on to life. They locked her into a mental institution for reasons still unexplained.

New52 might have been controversial in regards to fans acting self entitled and characters have to stay stagnant for their comfort, but Rebirth was a backwards move.

[zacharylevisource]

David F. Sandberg will direct the film for New Line.

Zachary Levi is going to be Earth's mightiest mortal.

The actor will star in the DC comic book adaptation Shazam!, which follows a boy named Billy Batson, who can transform into an adult superhero by uttering the magic word "Shazam!" The name is an acronym of the ancient world gods and historical figures Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles and Mercury, from which the big Batson derives his heroic attributes when in adult form.

David F. Sandberg is directing Shazam! for New Line. The studio is high on Sandberg and sees him as a homegrown talent after putting out his first feature Lights Out in 2016, and releasing the director's Annabelle: Creation, the latest installment of The Conjuring universe. The $15 million horror sequel has earned a big $303 million worldwide since opening in August.

Sandberg is directing Shazam! from a screenplay by Henry Gayden and Darren Lemke. Annabelle: Creationproducer Peter Safran is reuniting with Sandberg for the film, and is also producing DC's Aquaman for Warner Bros.

This is a big move for New Line and Levi, who is known for comedic roles, and starred in NBC's hit spy-comedy series Chuck from 2007-2012. He also has superhero credentials and can be seen next week in Marvel Studios' Thor: Ragnarok as Fandral, one of Thor's companions. He also recently appeared in NBC's Heroes Reborn and the network's Eva Longoria comedy Telenovela.

Other actors in the mix for the role in the last few months have included John Cena, who met with the director, and more recently Derek Theler (star of ABC Family's Baby Daddy), Zane Holtz (From Dusk Til Dawn: The Series), Billy Magnussen, and Jake McDorman, the star of TV's Limitless.

Heat Vision first reported in July that Shazam! will be the next DC Cinematic Universe movie to film, ahead of the Flashpoint, Joss Whedon's Batgirl and the Suicide Squad sequel, which recently attached Accountant director Gavin O’Connor. No release date for Shazam! is set but New Line is eying a February 2018 start in Toronto.

The film is being developed concurrently with a film focusing on Shazam villain Black Adam to star Dwayne Johnson.

Levi is repped by UTA.and McKuin Frankel. (x)

[toughguywithbossygirlfriend]

Wonderbat opening in the comics ?

If you just asked yourself if I was just going nuts ...I’d say ... maybe not, but I may be over-thinking it. With the Batman/Catwoman engagement on one end of our ship and the Wonder woman/Steve Trevor happy relationship on the other end, where the hell did I get the such an Idea ?

Lets just say that sometimes I’m like some Detail freak ... and the last detail that made my mind go into overdrive popped up in the last and superb Metal Knight Issue about the Merciless Batman.

I already explained why I didn’t think the Wonder woman /Steve Trevor (of this ARGUS organization) could work on the long term out of WWI, WWII or similar global cataclysmic events (Darkseid War, Metal, and so on...).

But unless I missed something Diana is still with Trevor in the last Issues of “Wonder woman”. Even in the last Issues of “Justice League”, where some of us hoped Batman was Hunter Prince’s father,  I didn’t get the feeling they weren’t together anymore. Trevor even asked Hunter if he was the father ...

So when I stumbled over that :

I was just all “What the Hell ? ...What are they talking about ?? ... Did the general just say Diana left Steve Trevor ?? ... Left .. past tense ?? ... and Trevor doesn't even deny it ??”.

So I am honestly a bit confused about the time-line of the Metal event but I find it hard to think it could have actually happened in the past. I’d rather think it will happen in the future ... maybe it will fit into the rest of the stories at the same date the last part of the Metal event (Metal #6) will be undisclosed (14 February 2018).

If you consider the notable absence of Catwoman during the event when everyone else is there for Bruce (Nightwing, Damian, Batgirl, Batwoman, Batwing even Clayface...), his “fiancé” is missing ... you could think the engagement is either over or she’s dead ...

At the begining of the “Trinity” Issues Lois invited Bruce and Diana to diner, and only them. But at that time both, Diana and Bruce where single.

Even if it was only a dream, if Bruce was still engaged to Selina Kyle and Diana still dating Steve Trevor, it would seem normal to have them invited.

At least, if they are again single, that would explain the eye sex between the two lovebirds.

OK, the other reason would be : Clark is in total denial about Catwoman and doesn’t like Trevor either... Clark, Your my BFF !

I hope the general was right, and that Bruce is single again as well. I even more hope the Wonderbat fandom will explode after the Justice League movie to come and show the people of DC that they need to stop being afraid of pairing up the best couple of their Multiverse. Stop teasing and make it happen already.

It would be no shorter than awesome to add Diana to the Batfamily, ... well technically they will have to be called the WonderBat family after that and you could add the amazons sisters to the family.

By the way, did anyone noticed, Bruce achieved God status for the third time : first by becoming the God of Knowledge, than by killing Darseid (only a god can kill a god ... remember ?), and now he kills Ares himself and becomes the God of War.

So I am pretty sure daddy Zeus wouldn’t mind to get his daughter married to such a worthy son-in-law.

[the-firebird69]

You know what Biden you died and you're sick and you're a piece of s*** you said my husband's alive and you're not he was saying to things to him and he was helping him at the hospital I don't want to see you ever again you're a piece of s*** you and Dave this guy Trump was never a friend you're a f****** loser for doing business with him I can't stand you you want to ride everybody to death and we figured it out me and The Rock and I don't need your help to talk you f****** spaz it's such a f****** dirtbag you and your space cadet s*** you f****** loser it took so much effort and you f****** came by and screwed it all up cuz you're in Maine and we're not and you were down the street you God damn loser I'm writing you up and I'm sending it in I'm not sending it to the max whose bags they're a bunch of morons too I'm sending it to the foreigners because you're such an a****** you don't have to get him tons of money you have to keep trying to get him money and you're not so you don't have a job and you're ruining my life and you threatened him with a device and people are coming around here investigating you cuz you stupid s***. I went out of this they sent a scathing letter back it says if you send agents down here was sending agents over there to investigate what you're doing and what you've been doing you should not be pestering them it's Trump owes the money and he's not falling for your stupid house trick you've seen that was you doing all that stupid s*** to us and him I'm going to sue you myself you as president you b****

Camilla

It wasn't me doing it and I see you know the law and I'm going to be in court my head will spin so fast because of what I'm doing that's wrong I do understand something I know you're serious and you're telling me to the point and I also understand what you mean criminal negligence is what he's saying and it is I know why I'm doing it blaming them but okay I can also come down hard on you and you've been trying to do what he says you can go suck on a f****** barrel of a gun you're so dumb I don't want to talk to you bye and you go to f****** hell and I said that last part the Zeus and Biden said the other garbage before it and it's just a trash can now

We understand that and this is going to go like this with you senile idiots they think they're winning something by being mean and pushing people around and being bullies and their job is not to do that it's a lot more sophisticated and they can't do it and the foreigners are dragging their feet it's because of Tommy F and the Max and these idiots are just sitting here trying to rampage over Earth just like they want now I'm tired of this we have to come down on them and crush people who are like them and single them out and draw the idiots to them right now we're going to DC to take care of all the stupid s**** that work for him basically lost all his kids and he has a bunch of retards like the other people there's nothing you can do about it but he's really stupid Stan is dumb that makes mistakes and he's fighting the guy inside but holy s*** he's going to get tired one day he's got to get that guy out of there

Thor Freya

Olympus

I think I'm going to do the surgery cuz I need to know stuff this guy Trump is useless piece of s*** he's like dogmeat he doesn't know anything he just stares at you and says I'm a CIA guy and you don't know anything Dan what a prick I think I'm going to go ahead and do that and help him they have to do this weird s*** in the hospital what can I tell you don't have that Brian there dumb s*** and then try and capture there so what that's how it works

Terry cheeseman

Would be nice to have your brain back Mac and see all the stupid stuff that I'm doing but really you haven't memory what they were doing but you know I might not come out the same

Zues

I get that okay

Mac Daddy

Olympus

[fantastic-nonsense]

re: Wonder Woman - You wanna talk abt mythology fuckups? How about Ares killing off all the gods? When in myth canon the dude was constantly getting trounced? Like two random giants put him in a bronze jar for more than a year! In the Iliad Athena knocks him out in 2 seconds flat! Even a normal human (Dyomedes) manages to put a spear in his guts as soon as he's allowed to see him and send him literally running to cry abt it to daddy. But sure, Ares is totes the strongest of ALL THE GODS.

Listen I am so bitter about the mythology in the Wonder Woman movie. Every bit of mythology in that movie is bullshit and I am not pleased. None of it fit with either legit Greek mythology or the DC Comics version of Greek mythology/the Wonder Woman mythos. Zeus is not the creator of the Amazons. Ares is the strongest god my ass. The gods are dead YEAH RIGHT (also good job DC you just eliminated like 3/4 of the Wonder Woman mythos from being avaliable to use for future movies in one fell swoop). Diana is Zeus’ daughter like IT DIDN’T FLY WHEN YOU TRIED TO PUSH THAT NARRATIVE SIX YEARS AGO AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN’T FLYING NOW. 

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I Asked People Who Don't Watch Marvel Movies To Explain Them And Here's What Happened

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I Asked People Who Don't Watch Marvel Movies To Explain Them And Here's What Happened

“Who are the Avengers?” “Scarlett Johansson, The Second Best Chris, The Best Chris, Guy I Don’t Know, Iron Man, and The Hulk.”

It’s hard to avoid Marvel movies these days (I, for one, welcome our comic book overlords). Even if you haven’t watched any, they’ve permeated our culture so much it’s impossible not to know SOMETHING about them, right? I put this theory to the test by asking a bunch of my colleagues who aren’t into the Marvel Cinematic Universe just how much they knew about it. Here’s what happened…

What is the Marvel Cinematic Universe about?

Nicki: Guys in spandex saving the world, mostly.

Adam: Constant war and destruction.

Sarah: Just a bunch of superheroes, fighting crime alone and together, depending on how much they want to get paid.

Angela: People with superpowers come together to destroy evil monsters and save the world. Sometimes they turn against each other and crack cheesy jokes.

Jules: I know that Spider-Man is Marvel, Batman is DC. So, I guess there’s no Batman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It all seems like a way to make more money out of comic books.

Marvel

Who is in this photo? What are their current fates?

Jamé: I know Thor, Captain America (I hope), Iron Man, and The Hulk. Current fates? Don’t they all live, all the time?

Adam: These are the Avengers. They are…half dead? Yeah let’s say half of them are dead.

Sarah: Scarlett Johansson, The Second Best Chris, The Best Chris, Guy I don’t know, Iron Man, and the Hulk. I’m sure they’re not about to die because you can’t kill off this many A-Listers in one movie — you need that sequel $$$.

Jules: So this is Captain America, the Hulk, the slow version of the Flash, and three other persons. The world is probably going to end and they want it to not end.

Nikki: Okay I watched this one and I honestly forget what happens?????? Captain American throws his shield or something. I know we got Scar Jo as Black Widow, big ass Thor over there, Captain America, idk who the small guy is, is that Tony Stark??? And Mark Ruffalo disguised as a giant green man.

Marvel

What do you know about these guys?

Nicki: Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Adam: Those are the people from Guardians of the Galaxy. I have to assume that their job is to guard the galaxy.

Sarah: Fourth Best Chris guards the galaxy with a talking racoon, a tree branch, and Zoe Saldana. Groot is dead and Baby Groot is his son. I’m guessing they save the galaxy?? That would be super shitty if they didn’t save it, lol.

Jules: So this is the guy from Parks and Rec, Groot, two aliens, and a furry.

Nikki: The raccoon is really cute and what is Andy Dwyer doing with that hideous moustache. Also I know that tree man thing is named Groot and he may be dead?!?!

Marvel

What do you know about Wakanda and its people?

Nicki: OMG everything. DOWN WITH THE VIOLENT COLONIAL PROJECT!

Jamé: Beautiful. Black. Led by Black Panther. Powerful. Magnificent.

Sarah: Okay, this movie I DID see. The people of Wakanda are badass. Wakanda forever.

Jules: So I’ve seen this movie, although I didn’t know it was part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Wakanda is a badass African secretive nation which got prosperous by mining its very precious and powerful metal, and I guess they’re going to save everyone? Also, what is it with superheroes and weird metal? It’s always that or a bug bite.

Nikki: OKAY I LOVE THIS ONE!!!! Wakanda forever!!!! Basically, they’re a hidden country protected from the outside world and daddy Killmonger wants to take over the country from T’Challa and use vibranium for bad. Also, please make Princess Shuri an OFFICIAL DISNEY PRINCESS THANKS!

Marvel

What’s this guy’s journey been?

Nicki: A wardrobe mistake from start to finish.

Sarah: After meeting a young pop singer at a Met Gala party, he enters into a whirlwind romance that starts on the shores of Rhode Island and ends on the streets of Rome.

Angela: My guess is he was bullied as a kid, grew up seeking revenge from the people who bullied him (or the entire planet), and has come back to destroy the Avengers. Maybe he was convinced to join the good side?

Jules: Is he Thor? He looks like a viking. He also looks like a mix of the three men from Friends somehow. He’s probably trying to build an action movie career after having started in comedy.

Nikki: Is he the leader of goats or something??? Idk.

Marvel

What about this guy?

Jamé: Who the heck is this?!

Adam: Honestly idk but he looks like he needs a haircut.

Sarah: Is this not Jon Snow?????

Angela: He either sacrificed himself to save one of the Avengers or was killed trying to fight one of the Avengers.

Nikki: I feel like a gorilla is about to attack him.

Marvel

How many movies have there been so far?

Jamé: …a lot.

Adam: Like…25?

Sarah: Like, 50 probably?? Idk.

Adrian: 7?

Nikki: I think like 18.

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Who will be at war in Infinity War?

Adam: Based on the name “infinity” I have to assume…everyone? All the people ever in existence?

Sarah: Everyone. Even third best Chris, Chris Pine. Sounds like a big deal.

Angela: Iron Man and Captain America? Did that happen already?

Adrian: A guy called Thanos.

Nikki: Literally everyone and their moms (T’challa’s mom).

Marvel

What do you know about this guy?

Jamé: He has a weird chin.

Jules: Ah, yes, brown Hulk.

Adam: Is this the guy from Fantastic Four who turns into rocks?

Adrian: That he’s a badass.

Nikki: Is that Zeus?

Marvel

What are the infinity stones?

Nicki: Things you pass, painfully?

Adam: Lmao you’re making this one up.

Sarah: Some kind of crystal that makes you live forever. I’m sure Spencer Pratt’s trying to get one for himself.

Angela: I think I saw one in Black Panther?????

Nikki: ???? Is it like the Sorcerer’s stone?

Marvel

Who do you think will die in Infinity War?

Nicki: Everyone bar Shuri.

Adam: Everyone who isn’t already dead.

Sarah: Probably the villain. (Who is the villain? Bald dude?) They’d never kill off Chris 1, 2, or 3. Heroes probably aren’t allowed to die.

Angela: A bunch of evil people and one good person.

Adrian: Iron Man.

Marvel

What comes after Infinity War?

Jamé: Uh…another Infinity War?

Sarah: Eternity War.

Jules: If it’s a real Infinity War, it should be going on for ever, which seems to be the case.

Angela: Black Panther 2, I hope?

Adrian: World peace?

Marvel

Any final thoughts?

Jamé: This was really hard. But I’m still going to watch it!

Adam: I’m stressed out just trying to think about how all those Marvel TV shows fit into this as well.

Angela: I know nothing, but pretttyyy tempted to watch now.

Adrian: I think I need to watch more Marvel movies.

Nikki: WAKANDA FOREVER.

Marvel

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'Shazam!': DC ficha al actor Zachary Levi ('Thor: Ragnarok') como protagonista. New Line lleva algún tiempo trabajando en un proyecto de DC ajeno al Universo Extendido que está produciendo Warner Bros. y a las series de televisión de The CW, Shazam! Esta película, dirigida por David F. Sandberg (Annabelle: Creation), por fin ha encontrado a su actor protagonista. Según The Hollywood Reporter, Zachary Levi será el famoso superhéroe Shazam! en esta nueva adaptación. El actor, al que recientemente has podido ver en Heroes Reborn, Enredados. La serie, o Telenovela, y al que ahora puedes disfrutar como Fandral en Thor: Ragnarok. Este personaje, también conocido como Billy Batson, es un adolescente con la capacidad de transformarse en un superhéroe adulto usando la palabra mágica "Shazam!". Este grito, que también da nombre a su alter ego, es un acrónimo de varias figuras históricas como: Salomón, Hércules, Atlas, Zeus, Aquiles y Mercurio, y es que se supone que el joven héroe adquiere sus poderes de ellos. Con este fichaje, Levi se une a un proyecto que ya contaba con el luchador de la WWE y también actor, John Cena, y los actores Derek Theler (Baby Daddy), Zane Holtz (From Dusk Til Dawn: The Series), Billy Magnussen (Sin límites) y Jake McDorman (Sim límites). Sandberg se encarga de un proyecto cuyo guion ha sido escrito por Henry Gayden (Tierra a Eco) y Darren Lemke (Pesadillas), y que está producida por Peter Safran, con el que acaba de trabajar en la terrorífica Annabelle: Creation.

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Wonder Woman review: Gal Gadot lights up the DC universe at last | Wonder Woman review

And fittingly, the one that's landed is an origin story. Wonder Woman, who celebrated her 75th anniversary last year, is easily the highest profile female superhero to hit the big screen in her own movie, and if this film fails, studios might not be willing to take another chance on a female hero. For years, fans and critics have been waiting for Wonder Woman to finally have her own solo adventure on the big screen and this Friday, the wait will finally be over as Gal Gadot stars in Patty Jenkins' Wonder Woman film. There is no getting around the fact Gal is a startlingly attractive earthling.

All the world's waiting for you," rang the theme song to the classic 1970s television show as one-time Miss World America, Lynda Carter, transformed into the star-spangled superhero. When superheroes were uncomplicated role models, free of phobias and daddy issues, dedicated to fighting for peace and justice? "Wonder Woman" does. After seeing Wonder Woman, there was a feeling of hope that took over the audience and it truly makes every viewer feel important.I just thought she was a cool, powerful hero. While some fans may have questioned the casting of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, she stole the show in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

With so much at stake, thank Zeus that Wonder Woman didn't fall into the same trap as its DC Extended Universe predecessors. I grew up watching Wonder Woman on TV. I didn't know there was anything feminist about it.Wonder Woman review: A fantastic old fashioned adventure with action and romance on a huge scale. Funny, fierce and surprisingly human for a divine being. In that sense Wonder Woman is a welcome addition to the market: a large-scale female-led movie that is, shock horror, actually female-led, at least in terms of its principal star and key creative. The narrative around Wonder Woman has been and will continue to be that of the first female superhero film of the current boom, beating the MCU's Captain Marvel to the punch and putting Patty Jenkins in the director's chair. The first standalone feature for the ageless princess of the Amazons places her in the midst of World War I, with Gal Gadot in the title role and Chris Pine as American spy Steve Trevor. Dawn of Justice and the mediocre Suicide Squad , Warner Bros. needed a hit to justify its DC Extended Universe - the studio's rushed attempt to rival Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe. I managed to get into one of the fan screenings that. Controversies about either a lack of or an appropriate amount of marketing and belated women's-only screenings aside, #WonderWoman flies into theaters this week. In Wonder Woman, she asserts herself in the same way Christian Bale did as Batman.